Every morning I have a routine. Lately it seems to be getting more difficult to get out the door early enough to avoid the gridlock out here. I was wondering if my routine is more complicated than normal. Here is what occurs every weekday.
Alarm goes off at 5:42 am. Lay in bed for 5 to 8 minutes in a groggy, semi-awake state. Usually get up after I hear the quarter to the hour commercial break finishes.
Bathroom break, take out braces
Shuffle out to laundry room, scoop the litter box. Replace the cat water, fill the cat dry food dish, add some tarter control treats to it. Scoop out a third of a can of wet cat food and put it on a plate for Buttons. (she meows constantly until I do this)
Get a shot of OJ in a glass then take out the flaxseed oil, shake well and take a good swig of it. Immediately wash it down with the OJ to help neutralize the horrid taste.
Leash up Nicki and take her out. On most mornings she will only do a number 1 right away, on special mornings we get both a 1 and 2.
Back inside, go into bedroom and perform my secondary alarm clock duties for Alison to get her out of bed.
Back out to the kitchen to prepare my bowl of cereal. On mornings I feel like getting a little wild and crazy I will instead have a glass of milk and 2 pop-tarts. If I don’t hear activity in the bedroom by then, I repeat my human alarm clock duties.
I take my breakfast to the office and sit down in front of the computer. I delete the couple dozen spam quickly while scanning for legitimate email. After any email correspondence is complete I will pop open the web browser and look at a few news headlines. Usually sometime during this process, Alison will also come into the office with her breakfast and do the same thing.
I shut down my puter and head back to the kitchen. I put my breakfast dishes in the dishwasher along with any other dishes left over from last night. (normally the bird crocks) Next up I need to prepare the lunches.
While Alison goes back to the bedroom to shower, I prepare both of our lunches for the day. The lunches are identical everyday. For me, a peanut butter sandwich, a pint of skim milk, lowfat yogurt and a Zone Bar. I also will normally throw in a small container of cottage cheese. Alison’s lunch also has the peanut butter sandwich but instead of yogurt and a zone bar she gets carrots and string cheese. Her sandwiches get cut in half, mine do not. Both of our lunches get packed into their own individual lunch boxes. Normally at this time, I will also refill our water bottles for the gym.
Next, I go into the other bathroom to wash my hair and then as I walk back to our bedroom, I give a peanut to Tuki our parrot. Once in the bedroom, normally I make the bed and pick out whatever I am going to wear.
By this time I have glanced at the clock I realize that once again I am behind schedule and am going to get stuck in shitty traffic. So I try to hurry up my sink routine of pre-rinsing with Plax, brushing my teeth, rinsing with Listerine and then clean my braces and put them back in. Then I pull out the electric razor and do a quick weed whack job of my face. It never does nearly as good of a job as a blade but time constraints leave me little choice. After rinsing the sink, I grab my Adidas facial creme for men and generously apply it to my face. It is a futile attempt to fight back the affects of time.
Sink time is done. Next I have to pick which pair of shoes to wear and if my outfit requires the black or brown belt. Then I carry out my gym bag, turn off the air cleaner in the bedroom and coax Nicki from out of the bedroom out to the kitchen.
The bedroom door gets shut to prevent the cats from going in there during the day making it even hairier than it already is. It also diminishes the chances of having to clean cat vomit from our bedroom.
As I walk by the bird cages, I flip on the small radio so the birds don’t have to sit there in silence. It is an old radio that seems to change stations by itself. One day it will be on the Stern station, the next it will be playing oldies.
Before I can load the lunch boxes and gym bags into the trunk of the car I need to give Buttons her insulin shot. I load the needle and then have to check her normal resting spots to find her and administer the shot.
Almost ready. The used needle goes into the empty milk jug in the pantry. One last check, the back sliding door has to be locked and the blinds pulled across it but turned so they let in some light. The pantry door needs to be closed and one last check is made to make sure we have everything we need for that day of work. We put Nicki’s leader leash on that she hates, take her out to the car where she hops into the back seat that is covered with a beach towel that is changed weekly. We set the house alarm and finally get in the car.
Normally we get out the door by 7am. Ideally, if we got out by 6:45 it would make the commute much easier but it seems next to impossible to hit that mark. The commute to work can be as short as 45 minutes or as long as 75 minutes.
This routine is followed faithfully, day in and day out. Does it seem overly complicated or excessive? I’ve been doing it so long I don’t know any other way.