Scary face, Outrage, more gym drama

I used to think Priscilla Presley was a good looking woman.  If anyone else saw her on this week’s American Idol you will see she has mutated into a botox frozen, cheek implanted, face pulled too tight, joker mouth looking, freak show.  It is so disturbing looking at her face.  I can identify with wanting to stay youthful and young looking but damn, how can she look in the mirror and think she looks good?  Her face is so still from all the botox it almost looks like a mannequin. It’s a shame. 

Speaking of American Idol, it is an outrage that Chris was voted out.  I mean c’mon, throughtout the entire show he has been the best performer by far.  Taylor may be more entertaining with his dancing antics, Elliot may be a more flexible singer, and Katherine is cute as a button and looks the part, but none of them came close to Chris as an all round performer. I never heard him sound bad.  I think he is right up there with Kelly Clarkson as the best contestant ever to come out of American Idol. It really is a shame he went last night. No, I am not gay. 

I may be forced to switch back to that shithole gym I used to go to.  There is a rumor going around our gym that they are pulling out all of the dumbells heavier than 60 pounds and remove all of the bench press benches except one.  Supposedly this is to curtail the “gangs” that have been there.  The bigger muscleheads evidently are scary to the geriatric gym goers that the ownership seems interested in catering to.  It’s total bullshit and if it happens I’ll be out of there the same day.  I mean give me a break, first they install a lunk alarm and now they want to castrate anyone with even an average amount of strength.  If the people are doing things that are causing issues, warn them and if the actions continue, cancel their membership, don’t penalize the vast majority of people that come and go without incident.  I paid my up front intiation fees based upon the equipment that was available to me.  If they decide to transform the gym into a sterile box only fit for senior citizens and chubby housewives I will be sure to do my best to make my opinion known.