Weekend

As I was waiting to get my coffee this morning I was behind a girl, probably in her early 20’s that looked like she was a 30 psi tire with 60 psi pumped into it.  She had 3 chins and was just basically puffy everywhere.  As I was only 3 feet behind her I could hear her coffee order as clear as day. “I would like a medium coffee with 7 sugars and 4 creams…” Then she moved over to the Subway side to order her ultra-carb and fat loaded breakfast sandwich. WTF?  I mean people just are ridiculous with what they shove down their throats.

Well anyway, the weekend was ok I guess.  I had my normal list of things I wanted to get done and I dug into them Saturday and had most of it done by early afternoon.  We did this month’s cleaning project, the utility room.  The litter box is in the utility room so everything had a layer of kitty litter and dust on it, gross. 

We watched Wedding Crashers on Saturday afternoon.  After seeing 5 or 6 sets of naked boobs early on in the movie and feeling Ali’s disdain from across the room, it settled down into more of a chick flick and wound up being an ok movie.  I’d give it a C+

Saturday night we saw Better by the Dozen 2 with Steve Martin.  It was a good comedy. I don’t think I ever disliked a movie with Steve Martin in it.  It gets a solid B.

I have found a good formula for keeping the pool nice and clean.  Each week I throw the pool cleaner in, I take the brush and scrub down the steps and the sides of the pool, throw some powdered shock/clarifier into the skimmer, let it run for a day and then rinse the paper filter element out on Sunday.  The water has been crystal clear.  The process takes maybe a half hour a week.

It’s funny since my mom has started reading my blog she is much more in tune with what is going on in my life day in and out.  From time to time she will offer her thoughts on whatever I am blabbing about.  Luckily I can’t blog everything that goes through my mind. 🙂

 I had a weird ass dream last night.  I was a guest speaker in a highschool classroom.  I was to speak about the benefits of not eating pork and also preaching about being “green” and good to the environment.  I was to speak to two classes, each with about 20 students each.

I went into my speech and thought I was doing a good job.  However as I went further along I noticed students were disappearing.  Not getting up and walking out, just disappearing.  When there were only 4 students left, I looked at the teacher and said “Geez, i didn’t think I was that boring”  Well after a bit I said “Well it’s too bad the other people left because they will miss out on the best part..” I turn into some sort of electrical super hero, with bolts of electricity flying off my body.  The few students there are awestruck.  Then I turn into the Thing from the Fantastic Four, except I turn into a 50 foot tall version of him.  I am a very angry Thing and I smash a wing of the school and then chase a student around town, smashing things along the way. The end.