On the way into work yesterday there were two older women walking on the sidewalk. One of them had huge torpedo t’s with a belly to match. She had tan, leathery skin with legs that seemed thin for what she was supporting up top. She was wearing red short shorts. They were inappropriately short. They were short enough that with every stride I was treated to seeing a third of her flabby ass cheek hanging out the bottom. I saw no tan line, ewwwwwwwww.
I thought the same thing. My phone was buried in my pocket unfortunately. 🙁 Maybe she will be a regular.
I know what I won’t look like. 😉
Shawn is imagining that will be me in 30 years. Oh, but with flat pancakes. He loves seeing my flabby ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of my shorts, too.
And the fact that he even looked for a tan line – sick, just sick.
Sir Randall
This is crap!!! I don’t want to read about a train wreck like this….I want to see the picture Mr. Iphone!