Archives 2008

Moon, smooth, meeting

Last night after work I went to the runners club meeting to do a demo of the new timing equipment.  I was a bit nervous about it.  I wanted to make sure that everything worked as it should and that I was able to demo it without stumbling over my words and sounding like an idiot.  It went pretty well, I had a couple hiccups but nothing serious.  Everyone is excited about the new system.  They are depending on me to make it all work. 

I saw the lunar eclipse last night.  It wasn’t quite what I expected.  I thought the covered part of the moon would be pitch black but instead it was just in shadow.  I heard that with a telescope you can see Saturn’s rings right now.  I’d love to be able to see that.

Here are some pictures of the graded back yard I took quickly with the phone camera this morning when I was walking Nicki. It’s our own personal beach.

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A lot of the seed Ali started are sprouting.  The corn especially is going nuts.  Even though I am not a big fan of corn on the cob, it would be damn cool to eat some grown in our own back yard.

American Idiots, links galore

I don’t know if I am just tiring of the show or  because it is a full moon, but sitting through 2 freaking hours of American Idol last night was borderline torture for me.  I couldn’t wait for it to be over.  At least half the male contestants I could care less about.  I was just bored.  Paula looked and sounded like hell as usual and Simon made fun of her as usual.  It’s just the same old crap.  I think I am going to push to skip the shows until they at least get to top 12.  I think Ali will go along with me, she isn’t all that into it either.

I was looking through a PC Magazine recently.  They had a section about the best of FREE stuff.  There was a TON of great sites there.  Here are a few that caught my attention the most.  I checked all of these out personally. All free, all good!

 www.handbrake.fr – DVD to MPEG4 -conversion

www.youconvertit.com – file format conversion

www.getpaint.net – Photoshop like features for nothing

www.videora.com – convert videos for ipods

www.tversity.com – stream to any internet device

http://www.cockos.com/reaper/ – audio manipulation

https://secure.logmein.com – like gotomypc but free

www.utorrent.com – tiny but fully functional torrent client

http://www.netstumbler.com/ – wifi detector

http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ – free, powerful audio editor

http://free.grisoft.com/ – Free, good anti-virus protection

www.nanoscan.com – quick scan to see if your pc has viruses or malware on it

housecall.trendmicro.com – another online virus/malware scanner

http://www.kompozer.net/screenshots.php – free web page authoring software

http://www.defraggler.com/download – free, small, disk defrag program

http://www.heidi.ie/eraser/ – securely erase files

http://www.nirsoft.net/ – TONS of useful freeware utilities

http://www.glarysoft.com/gu.html – freeware collection of utilities to help your pc run better

One more thing

I did my taxes for my mom.  She had given me her copy of Taxcut that was sent to her.  If you want to use it they charge you $20 for the software and then another $10 or $15 to efile the return.  Well I heard from someone about being able to do your taxes online for free at turbotax.com so I figured before I dole out the cash for Taxcut I’d take a look.  Well I was pleasantly surprised with what I found.  If you are just doing a basic return you can do it online AND Efile it for absolutely FREE!  Granted you have to have a very simple return with little more than a W-2, bank interest and dividend statements in order to qualify for the free deal.  If you need more you can still do it online but they will start charging you for it.  So in the span of 20 minutes I had mom’s taxes totally done, filed and shipped off to the IRS without even so much as installing a program on my PC.  Pretty darn slick. 

In case

In case you don’t feel up to reading the mini-novel outlining the enitre 3 day weekend, here is some light reading.

Physically I feel pretty good after my first 5k race in a long time.  The day after I felt almost no ill effects.  Yesterday and today I have had a little soreness in the knees but nothing all that bad, certianly nothing that concerns me.  I was able to complete a 300 today so no worries.

My buddy Joe sent me this EXTREMELY funny video.

One of the most interesting parts of the outlet trip was when I got to sit in one of the “man chairs” at Chico’s while my mom and Ali shopped. I got to just sit there and observe people. There was the one woman that looked like she had work done on her face but she forgot to do any work on her body which looked like it was filled with whipped cream. Then there was this big huge tall woman that looked like an ugly, fat man. An ugly fat man with lipstick and big gawdy earrings. Chico’s was very full with women mulling around everywhere. Watching the female human being going through the shopping process is quite interesting if you can observe it from afar.

I became a “professional” Wii bowler over the weekend, surpassing the 1000 skill mark. Becoming a pro earns you the (Pro) designation behind your name as well as giving you a fancier looking bowling ball with little sparkles in it. I am quite proud. I rolled a 237 in the process.

So much

Wow for three days, there seemed to be two weeks of things going on.  Friday after work I stopped at Home Depot to pick up 14 more landscape timbers to redo the back border around the pool.  Saturday morning I started in on my day’s work early.  First up was fixing/raising the sprinkler heads that were buried from the grading.  Earlier in the week I fired up the sprinklers and noticed one of them had the top knocked off and was shooting water straight up like a geyser.  Another one was so buried that you only saw a pool of water appearing at the surface.  The other sprinkler heads were able to bust through and spray, although they were still too low.

  I tackled the real deep one first.  It was almost a foot down.  I had to run the system on several small cycles until I could locate it.  Each time I ran it, I filled the hole I was digging with water, making it more difficult to mark it’s exact location.  So I stick the shovel into the ground, in what I thought was a safe distance from the sprinkler head.  The CRACK I heard, let me know I miscalculated badly, I snapped the sprinkler head at the inlet on the bottom, damn it!  Well I had one spare sprinkler left over from the install but now I had two broken sprinklers.  I used my super genius to realize that I could take the top section of the one I just snapped and put it’s guts into the other geyser sprinkler to fix it.  I located the poly tubing that was attached to the head I snapped, however it was jammed full of wet sand.  I had Ali come out and kneel down in the wet sand to point the tube out of the hole while I ran the zone once again to flush the line.  After that, installing the replacement sprinkler went well.  I had enough give in the poly tubing to raise the head up to the surface.  I’m so glad I used poly instead of hard connections to the pvc.

Replacing the guts of the geyser went fine as well.  The other sprinkler heads were pretty easy fixes.  The most difficult part was trying to remember which way the sprinkler was getting fed from so I didn’t dig through the poly line.  After that I just dug around the sprinkler head and pried a  little to loosen it.  Then I raised each one a bit so it was flush with he surface, back filled and viola.  Now all the heads are 100% functional again although all they are doing is spraying water on bare dirt at this point.

After the sprinkler repair I tackled replacing the back border.  That went very smooth.  Instead of driving in tons of 5 foot rebar, I only dropped in three shorter pieces spread out along the length.  The border is two landscape timbers high. I staggered the timbers and then secured them to each other with multiple screws.  I had the entire thing done in less than an hour.  I need to replace the side sections as well now, it looks dumb to have only one section new.

I rigged the tractor to act as a smoothing device for the dirt.  I attached a cable to a piece of old wire shelving (didn’t have spare fencing), put a cinder block on it and then drove around to smooth out the bumps and tractor tire tracks.  It was sort of like smoothing the infield of a baseball diamond.  It worked pretty well.  As I was in the middle of that a guy pulled up to give us a fencing estimate.  Ali had called around earlier in the day trying to get some people to come out.  It was cool that this guy came out the same day.

So we explained what we wanted, we Ali and I gave different accounts of what we wanted.  At first Ali was thinking she wanted a big high fence, higher than the 4 foot fence we have around Nicki’s area.  She also wanted to have the fence come off the front corners of the house, out to the edge of the property and then extend towards the back, almost to the fill pit.  I wanted to keep the 4 foot fence.  I don’t want our property to look like a prison yard.  I also prefer to use wood posts with “field fencing” as opposed to chain link with metal poles.  Field fence creates much less of a visual barrier.  I also would prefer to have the fence extend to the front of the property as opposed to having gates we would need to go through to access the front yard from the back.  I could tell the installer was a bit confused by our conflicting ideas.  Well regardless, he had to take some measurements so he used his measuring wheel to walk it off.  He got the numbers and then went back in his car to work out the figures.

After about 15 minutes or so he came out with the estimate.  Woah.  To do the back section deal, coming off the sides of the house would be 6k.  If I wanted to include the front section, that would be another $2500.  If I wanted the front section along the road to be the nicer black vinyl coated stuff, add another $550.  Jesus, that was way higher than I expected.  I did my best to hide my sticker shock and thanked the guy for coming out and told him we would let him know if we wanted to continue.

Once the guy left I expressed my dismay to Ali about the sky high number we had been presented with.  Of course when it comes to stuff like this, money means nothing to Ali.  She has visions in her head of Nicki being able to roam free around the yard and dollars are only a formality in her mind.  Me being the more prudent (cheap) one, weighed out in my head the sanity of spending that much money basically for the benefit of the dog.  I mean cripes, I could buy TWO 5 speed Mustangs for that cash.  Yea I guess having a fenced in yard helps property value.  Then we have the issue of exactly what type of fence and how far it would extend.  Like I said, I would rather have the front area enclosed as well.  Ali doesn’t like the idea of having a gate we would have to get out and open to enter and leave the house.  To be honest I don’t like that part of it either.  The good news is, you can get what is akin to a garage door opener for a gate.  The bad news is they would throw another 2-3 grand on top of the price!  Unreal.  So I don’t know what will happen.  We will get a few more estimates but I expect them all to be in the same ballpark.  I am leaning towards committing to the bust ass job of installing the fence myself.  I would just buy the materials and spend countless hours digging holes and stringing fence.  It can’t be any more extensive than the sprinkler project. 

So after the fence guy left we didn’t have long until we had to get ready to head up to Fort Myers to run in the Festival of Light 5k.  It stressed in the pamphlet to come early because they shut down streets so access into the city can be very tough.  Well the race was at 5:45, we pulled into Fort Myers a few minutes after 4 and they already had closed down some streets.  We asked a police lady that was directing traffic if we could still get to the parking garage that the pamphlet told us to park in.  She said we could and gave us quick directions to get there.  So we weaved around and arrived at the garage which was very close to the parade route.  We pull in and the lady says it will be 5 bucks.  She also told us that if we parked there, we would be stuck until AFTER the parade since they close the street down.  Well after a quick convo with Ali, we both decided we didn’t want to be stuck there until 9 or 10 pm.  We told the woman we would find somewhere else to park.  I felt like a boob as the woman had to tell the car behind us to back up so we could get out.  Getting out of the parking garage vicinity took quite awhile, there were cars backed up everywhere.  It seemed they all wanted to know the same thing, where to park.  It was stupid for the race pamphlet to direct people to a garage where you would be trapped in until after the parade, in my opinion.

So Ali and I cruised around looking for a spot to park.  All of the free looking spots were already jammed full of cars.  We saw some guy putting up a “Parking $10” sign in front of the parking lot of some place.  I quickly checked with Ali, we both agreed 10 bucks was worth saving the frustration of driving around and around so we pulled in, paid our 10 dollars and that was that.

So now we walked the 4 blocks or so up the race registration tent.  The Festival of Lights is a big deal.  The parade route was already lined with empty chairs of people reserving their spot for the big event.  We checked in to the race quickly.  We attached our bib to our shirts and our timing device to our ankle.  It felt weird for me to be back at a race as an active participant since I hadn’t been one in over a year and a half.  It felt good as well.  We walked and took our race handout bag back to the car for safe keeping.  They stepped up this year and handed out nice, dri-fit shirts.  When I ran it 2 years ago, we got shit brown t-shirts with a very bland logo on it.  That shirt was long since handed out to a local charity.  I might actually wear this new one.

When we got back to the race area we still had at least a half hour to race time.  We mulled about and checked out the constant buzz of activity that was going on all around us.  We made our way up to the start line which was a few blocks away from the finish line.  When we got down to 15 minutes to go we did some stretching along with a quick jog around the block to get loose.  As race time drew near the huge crowd amassed at the start.  About 5 minutes before the official race, they started the lone wheel chair participant.  All of the runners cheered her on as she wheeled away at a very quick pace.

So the big moment comes, Ali and I were pretty far back in the pack, probably in the rear third.  The gun sounds and we just stand there.  It took a good 20 seconds until there was enough movement in the horde ahead of us that we could actually move.  Even when we did start moving it was a crawl for quite awhile.  The first couple minutes of a huge race like that are a mess.  You are just trying to not trip as you are wedged down the street like cattle in a shoot.  You try to find narrow passing lanes to get by the people dragging ass in front of you but many times you just have be stuck behind slow pokes until the field starts to spread out a bit.  Ali actually did a better job of navigating the crowd than I did early on as she was 20 yards ahead of me for a bit.

So finally we get out into the open and can run without constant fear of bumping into someone else.  Our pace wasn’t all that fast, somewhere around 10 minute miles, maybe a little less.  Ali did a good job of keeping up with me for awhile.  Somewhere around the mile and a half mark we came up on the water stop.  Ali and I normally never stop for water and I swung wide around it.  I looked to my side to see where Ali was and she was stopped at the water stop getting a drink.  I know I threw her a “WTF are you stopping for?” look.  I couldn’t help it, it was a reflex.  So I stopped and waited for her to start again.  I hate stopping.  Stopping almost invalidates a run for me. So anyway, after that, Ali was laboring.  She was constantly running behind me, slowly losing ground.  Several times I would stop and wait for her to catch up.  I looked at the GPS watch and saw we were not running very fast, the pace slowed to around 10:30.  I was getting annoyed even though I knew I shouldn’t be.  Finally after stopping again briefly to let Ali catch up at about 2 and 1/4 miles I told her I was just going to take off and go.  Ali encouraged me to do so, as having me constantly stop and slow down for her wasn’t doing anything to make her feel any better. 

So I stepped on the gas.  I lengthened my stride and moved my legs with some authority.  The built up frustration I was feeling from slowing down fueled me ahead, the governor was off.  I flew by people ahead of me, I bet I passed at least 50 people in that distance of less than a mile, probably closer to 100.  Nobody passed me during my sprint to the finish except one young woman that went by me briefly only to run out of gas herself and slow down.  It felt good to pass her a second time.

Once I made the final turn and saw the finish line straight ahead I accelerated a bit more.  Most everyone else was finishing hard so I only passed a couple on the way into the line.  I crossed in something like 30:23.  It wasn’t a bad time at all considering the first 30 seconds we were standing still and I ran the first 2 miles plus at a much slower pace. I checked the GPS watch and at one point I ran a 1/4 mile at a 7:41 pace which is pretty fast for me.  I waited at the end of the finish chute for Ali who came through about 2 minutes later, she was spent.  We each grabbed a bottle of water and headed off to the side.

After a few minutes we walked over to the tent where all the food was.  We were not happy to see what appeared to be a long line.  Evidently someone thought it would be a good idea to funnel 1000 runner plus single file in front of the food tables.  Wow, is that dumb.  Neither Ali or I felt like waiting to get food so we initially said we could just grab fair food.  However when we got to the fair food, Ali said nothing looked good.  We decided to head back up to the race tent, hoping that the ridiculous line had died down.  Nope, if anything it was longer than ever.  It was the worst food set up I had ever seen at a race.  Ali and I said f it, and decided we would just grab something on the way home.

We walked back to the car and got out of town and back on I-75 heading south towards Naples.  We had just passed the last exit before ours when after cresting a hill I saw a long line of brake lights.  Son of a bitch.  We got stuck in a horrendous traffic jam.  It took us over an hour to travel the last 4 miles before our exit.  There was an accident that closed one of the lanes.  Ali scolded me when in the height of frustration I said “There better be a dead body across the road..” 

While we were waiting in the traffic snafu, Ali complained of not feeling good.  Her vision felt a bit blurry and then she said she was having some numbness in her fingers.  I immediately suggested to her it could be a low blood sugar thing.  She said how she never felt that way before.  Well we ALWAYS eat something after a race.  Not doing so, combined with waiting in the damn traffic forever amplified the problem.  By the time we got to Tijuana Flats Ali was really feeling shitty.

We had a nice friendly girl at the counter who saw us wearing our race shirts and was anxious to chat it up about how she was a runner as well.  Eventually we got around to placing our order.  Ali had a hard time doing so.  She felt confused and disoriented from her low blood sugar.  She also was freezing in the AC inside.  We sat at one of their outdoor tables.  When the food came Ali dove into it.  After eating she said she felt somewhat better but not good.  On the way home she developed a bad headache.  Once we got home she showered and almost immediately went to bed.  I was pissed off that this was basically brought about by the race planners lack of planning in regards to post-race food.  I sent off an angry email to the only contact I could find on the Ft Myers running club site.  I asked the person to forward the email to whomever it should be in front of.  Who knows if it will be.

Sunday morning luckily Ali was feeling better.  She slept in instead of getting up for spinning class.  I still had a bunch of little things I wanted to get done around the house before going to pick up my mom.   I ripped apart my one Roomba and replaced the brush motor in it.  I had replaced the same part in my other Roomba a few weeks back.  Unfortunately this time, the repair was not successful.  The Roomba still isn’t roombaing. 

I left about 2:30 to go pick up mom.  I took the party van since it hadn’t been driven in quite awhile.  Nicki was happy to come along and sleep in the bed during the trip.  Mom wasn’t thrilled to see me pull the big beast into her driveway but by the time we got back to our house she admitted that it was at least comfortable to ride in.

I showed Mom our freshly graded land.  She thought it looked great.  Then we just hung out for a bit and talked about whatever.  Then I got around to showing my mom the Wii.  First we showed her the Mii that we made of her.  She was surprised it looked so much like her.  Then we spent some time showing her more stuff about Mii’s.  She wasn’t all that thrilled with it.  But then we popped in Wii Sports and did a demo game of tennis and then bowling.  Wow, mom actually thought it was cool and asked if she could try the bowling.  After some brief instruction she picked it up very quickly.  In her very first game she rolled 130 something.  She really liked it.  That started several hours of Wii’ing sandwiched around dinner.  By the time the night was done mom had bowled, played tennis, golf, baseball and boxing.  She even took a Wii Fitness test.  We laughed as she scored a Wii age of 80 but it wasn’t a very fair test as many of the things she was trying for the first time.  She really liked playing.  I don’t think I EVER played a video game with my mom in my life.  Behold, the power of Wii. 

Mom woke up Monday morning a bit sore from all of the unexpected Wii exercise.  After a couple hours we got ready to head up to the outlets, the point of Mom’s visit.  Shortly before we left Ali mentioned that people take dogs to the outlets all the time and we could probably take Nicki with.  I never even thought about taking her but once Ali mentioned it, it sounded like fun, Nicki could help entertain me while I waited for the women to come out of stores.  Nicki could tell we were discussing taking her along and started running around the house and bounding up and down excitedly.  However when we mentioned the idea to mom she rained on the parade.  She said she didn’t think it would be a good idea because she thought the outlets would be very full and it would cause problems.  Well even though Ali and I would have been happy to deal with the added duties of dog watching while shopping, we didn’t want my mom stressing out the entire time so we didn’t take Nicki.  It’s amazing how disappointed a dog can look.

Our shopping trip went fine.  Mom got a lot of stuff, I got new sneakers and a couple shirts.  Ali came in last, only spending like $35 at the Jockey outlet.  I could tell she was a bit disappointed not walking away with more.  She tried on a few clothes but I didn’t think any of them looked great which I relayed to her.  It feels like she gets mad at me if I say something doesn’t look good on her.  I wonder why she even asks me if she doesn’t want an honest answer.  I’m not a fashion guru but I know what looks good and what doesn’t, at least from a man’s perspective.

So anyway, we left there about 2pm.  The traffic around the mall was near gridlock at this point, we were lucky to be getting out when we did.  We dropped off mom.  She thanked us for everything and we headed home.  When I pulled in the driveway I was happily surprised to see a large box by the front door.  It was my new air compressor.  The one I got for Christmas was too underpowered and had too small of a reserve tank to drive an air wrench. I unboxed it and gave it a quick test.  It seemed to work much better.  Now the one I got for Christmas goes up on ebay.  Someone will get a nice deal.

Even though we had a big meal Sunday night and a big lunch at the outlets, we had yet another big meal Monday night.  Ali had the ingredients to make manicotti and she didn’t want to stuff to go bad so she whipped it up.  Plus we had left over, super rich, chocolate vegan cake that she made the night before.  It wasn’t a good weekend as far as healthy eating goes. We stuffed carbs by the boatload.

The rest of our three day weekend was fine.  the new Indiana Jones movie comes out in a few months.  Ali had never seen any of the other ones, amazingly.  So I got a hold of all three of them so we could watch them so she is caught up on the storyline.  We watched Raiders of the Lost Ark last night.  Evene though I have seen it many times, I still enjoyed it.  Harrison Ford is great in this role.  Ali laughed at the sillyness of some of it but I think she liked it over all.  She said how a younger Harrison Ford reminded her of my brother.  I told her if she saw a picture of my dad when he was younger he almost looks just like Harrison Ford.  It’s weird.  Not coincidentally, my step mom’s favorite actor is Harrison Ford.

More gym stuff, directv dicks

I found out today that some guy I knew from the gym whom was in awesome shape died a couple months ago.  He was younger than me, around 30.  He dropped over dead from some sort of heart thing.  You just never know.  Although when I go, I’d rather just drop dead too.

I saw yet another first at the gym.  There was an old man there wearing khaki’s, a collared short sleeve shirt, docksiders and dark socks.  He was back in the ab area where I do my 300’s.  He was laying flat on his back, on a mat, with a smell medicine ball under his head as a pillow, reading the paper.  What in the f?  If I was in the middle of doing a 300 and this old dude came in to “relax” there would be no way I could tolerate it.  I would make so much damn noise he would have to take his lazy ass somewhere else.  Get a clue…..

So Ali calls me up and tells me there are some PPV charges on the Directv bill, including one for ADULT shit.  Well I haven’t ordered any PPV on Directv in ages. I had her fax me the bill and I was right on the phone eager to straighten it out.  I already suspected it was related to the swap out I did with a used receiver a couple weeks back.  I was right.  Evidently the person whom last had the receiver ordered these PPV’s with the phone line disconnected shortly before deactivating the card.  So once the card was connected back to a phone line at my house, the charges were slapped on MY bill.  They were dated in 2006!  Well there was no way I was paying for those.  At first the rep was giving me a hard time, saying the CSR should have never activated the used card that came with the receiver and technically I was responsible for them.  I told her basically NO.  She talked to her boss and came back and said they would waive the charges.  She said I was going to be transferred to the card  distribution department.  That department would credit my account and send me out a new card, ok fine, I win, not….

The battle was not yet over. So I get to talk to another woman.  She reads the notes on the situation but is confused.  I explain it once again.  She again says the CSR shouldn’t have activated the card. Oh well not my problem.  Then she says she isn’t sure why I need a new card sent out since the one I have is working.  I said I didn’t care if I had a new card, I just want those bogus charges removed.  Ok now she has to talk to her manager about something.  I was being pretty patient up to this point.  However when she came back on a couple minutes later and said “Ok we are going to send you out a new card, that will be $20 and it has to be paid up front, which credit card would you like to use?” the flip switched. Now I was in ugly mode.  I told her I wasn’t paying 20 dollars for a new card, especially since she herself just had told me that my current card was fine.  She started trying to spit out more BS” Sir, our policy…” I cut her off and said “Can I please speak to your manager?”  Startled, she stopped and said “Yes, yes just a minute”  So I get the manager on the phone he reviews the info and again tells me how I shouldn’t have been able to activate the card that came with the receiver.  I told him that when the card was activated I explained the entire situation beforehand, that it was a used receiver and the card that came with it.  Nothing was said of any issues with doing that or the need to have a new card sent to me for $20.  I also went back in time and gave the guy a brief history of the problems I was having with my original receiver that lead me up to buying a used one since I thought it was BS to be charged 80 bucks to have someone come out and look at it.  The guy tried to toe the line for awhile but eventually realized I wasn’t going to take No for an answer.  He agreed to send me the card for free.  I told him that it seems that every time I call Directv they want to nickel and dime me to death.  I also pulled out my famous “How would you feel in my situation?” line.  That is the hammer when you are dealing with issues like this.  It’s a question that you expect no answer to but it does a great job of getting the person on the other side to pause and think about how stupid the situation is they are trying to enforce upon you.  Anyway, new card will be here next week, the charges will be credited on the next bill and all is well.  I win. If I had any other option when it came to watching the Eagles I would have pulled the plug on Directv awhile ago.

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V-day wrap up, 3 day weekend

Our Valentine’s Day was far from fancy.  On the way home I stopped at Publix and got a pizza to make for Ali.  The store was swamped with men grabbing last minute cards, balloons and flowers.  I already handled the flower part of the holiday the day before.  Ali didn’t get home from work until 7:30.  I had the pizza ready to go and we ate it while watching American Idol from Wednesday.  I felt bad for that Josiah kid that didn’t get picked.  I said to Ali I can’t imagine the degree of disappointment the kid had to be feeling.

Then we watched Moment of Truth.  In this episode the guy on the hot seat was a fat happy Hispanic guy.  Of course since he was fat it slanted my view of him negatively to a degree.  When he said that he had gastric bypass surgery (and ate through it) it turned the dial more the wrong way.  The guy cheated to lose weight and STILL lacked the willpower to do the right thing, pretty pathetic.jabba.jpgjabba.jpg  One of the people on his panel was his mother. She may have been fatter than her son.  I swear to god she looked almost EXACTLY like a female version of Jabba the Hut.jabba.jpg  Anyway the guy made it to the 100k plateau and stopped.  He managed to get there without looking like a total asshole.  To me the most damning thing was the admission about eating through gastric bypass, which wasn’t even a lie detector question.  Although one question was if he was concerned about dying because he was fat, to which he said he was.  I guess he isn’t all that concerned. I just get so turned off by people that can’t control what they shove in the hole in their head.  This guy was bragging about how much he loves his wife, loves his family, yet he is unwilling to take the steps necessary to maximize his chances of living a healthy long life to spend with them.  Whatever.

Oh yea back to Valentine’s Day, well there isn’t much more to tell.  Ali was happy with my efforts which is all that matters in the end.

I have had a busy week of work, upgrading two servers to new hardware.  All in all both upgrades went relatively smooth. I love when a plan comes together.

The weekend will be chock full of stuff.  I fired up the sprinklers in the area that was filled.  Some sprinklers were able to pop through the fill and spray normally.  Some were too far buried and only bubbled water to the surface.  One of the sprinklers appears to be damaged as it shot water straight up in the air.  So I have to adjust/fix these.  After work I am buying landscape timbers to replace the border along the back of the pool cage.  Per Bill’s recommendation, I want to use the tractor to drag some fencing behind it to smooth out the filled area even further.  Saturday evening we have the big 5k up in Fort Myers.  There will be over 1000 people running in the race and many thousands lined along the route waiting for the parade to start.  It will be the first 5k race I have participated in in about a year and a half.  Good for me.  Sunday afternoon we are picking up mom.  She is staying over and then since I have Monday off we are going up to the outlets for shopping.  I need a new pair of sneakers a pair of pants or two.  I am looking forward to showing mom the freshly graded back yard as well as introducing her to the world of Wii.

Not surprised

I’m not all surprised that Jane Fonda used the “C” word live on the Today show.  After all, this is the same woman that supposedly while married to Ted Turner, agreed to wear a strap on and give it to big Ted from behind, seriously.

I didn’t see any of the video from Roger Clemens hearing yesterday but from the accounts that I read, it was near impossible to listen to his testimony and not think the man is lying.  He just keeps digging his hole deeper and deeper.  Lying to congress is a serious deal.  That being said, I have to say that I am more than a little disgusted that things like the baseball steroids issue and the Patriots spygate scandal are actually brought up in front of our congessman.  I can think of hundreds of real problems that I would much rather see our elected officials worry about.  Let’s start with the cluster F in Iraq then  maybe work on the historic deficit, health care, enviromental destruction, war profiteering, lobbyists, the social security fund evaporating, illegal immigrants flooding the country, terrorism, and countless other issues that all should be miles ahead of listening to Roger Clemens make a boob out of himself.  Hey if athletes want to endanger their health by taking roids, let em.  I certainly don’t need congress to get involved, what a joke.  Let the MLB and NFL discipline their own leagues for cripes sake.   But no, this is a good way for congress to get get some national camera time and hob nob with professional athletes, yay.  Stupid.

Smooth

Yesterday we had a guy we know from the running club come out with his tractor to grade the land behind the house.  Bill, has had his own grading business for a long time.  Work has been slim with the housing slowdown so we were glad to put him to work.  Bill is an older, smaller guy who looks weathered from years in the Florida sun.  He still runs marathons though, I think he is in his 60’s.

Anyway he came out yesterday even though in the morning the weather was shitty with intermittent rain, heavy at times coming down.  Ali thought he would bag it and say he would come another day but the rain didn’t bother him one bit.  I didn’t think it would, Bill is tough.  So he worked on the back yard from about 9 am to 6 pm.  His tractor wasn’t much bigger than the neighbors I had used before.  It had a bucket on the front and a big box blade on the back.  He has the huge rear tires filled with water for added traction.

Well when I got home I could not believe the transformation.  The back area that has been an up and down trenched mess was smooth.  It looked fantastic.  He was able to grade a gentle slope away from the house which will keep standing water from building up there (if we ever get enough rain to have standing water again)  I couldn’t believe he got so much done.  He didn’t smooth out the entire back yard, probably 2/3 of it but that is far enough.  I will have to take some pictures of the dramatic transformation. 

The grading will translate into some work for me as I need to raise the sprinkler heads that were buried which shouldn’t be a real big deal.  It almost looks like we have a big beach extending off the back of the house.  The next step Ali and I were throwing around was fencing in the area, possibly having the fence coming off the sides of the house and extending towards the back, how far back is not determined.  A lot of it is up in the air and will be largely determined by what sort of estimates we are presented with.  In an ideal scenario we would fence everything in and have a nice automatic gate on the driveway.  I am sure the costs though will steer us towards a less grandiose layout.  

Cats, lights went out in SWFLA

Tuesday morning was another delightful cat experience.  As I stumbled into the laundry room to do more normal cat related chores I am first greeted by a jammed up litter box.  We have one of those automatic litterboxes that rakes the litter 10 minutes after the cat is done in it.  Well our cats seem to enjoy trying to jam up the works with excrement.  What they typically do is urinate in the exact same spot every time.  Doing so creates a huge cat litter/urine glob that sometimes hardens to the point where the rake can’t move it.  If I’m really lucky, the glob gets wedged into the fingers of the rake so I get to pry the stuff out.  It really is a joy.

The second moment of bliss came just before I was ready to leave.  I walk over to Buttons to give her the insulin shot.  She is laying there on the floor less than a foot away from a brand spankin new skid mark she decided to leave on the rug.  I grabbed the scruff of her neck roughly to administer the shot.  As I stuck the needle in I found myself wishing it would implant itself right into the middle of the cat’s skull.

Our other car Spook has continued her strange personality change.  She is all about Ali.  When Ali is sitting at her computer Spook will be sitting up on her desk staring at her, smelling her hair and just generally looking for attention.   Since we switched the cats over to an all wet food diet Spook has lost a ton of weight.  Ali thinks there may be something wrong with her.  I am not sure.  The weight loss does seem sudden but then again, going from a carb laden diet to a very carb thin diet will make you lose weight.  We are wondering if she just isn’t getting to eat as much since Buttons is a f’in little pig when I put the food down.  I even split it among two plates.  Buttons doesn’t care, she will lick the juice off both plates.  Maybe the idea of Buttons licking the food with her disgusting, gingivitis riddled mouth grosses Spook out.  I don’t know.  Spook is old, probably 15.  Besides being skinny, she isn’t showing any other signs of problems.  Let it ride.

Last night we had some very uncharacteristic February thunderstorms.  We needed the rain so it was welcomed.  The not so welcome part was us losing power for a few hours.  The power clicked off towards the end of American Idol.  I was surprised when the UPS that we have hooked up to the TV and AV equipment was able to keep things up for at least 15 minutes before the battery kicked.  Ali was saying how she loves when the power goes out.  She likes the quiet of it, how it makes you just “be”.  I don’t like it.  Ali was getting annoyed with me as I was constantly cranking on the self powered flash light.  Unlike Ali, I don’t like silence.  I was walking around the house saying “I NEED NOISE” 

The power outage also meant we went to bed without showering first, something I don’t like to do.  It’s weird, for most of my life I showered in the morning, not before bed.  Sometime during my relationship with Ali that routine flipped and would shower before bed and just wash my hair in the morning.  Now, I view the idea of laying down in bed without showering as nasty as a day’s worth of dirt and oil on your skin and hair gets ground into your pillowcase and sheets.  Although I have to admit when I got up this morning and took a full shower it felt refreshing to start my day off that way as well.  Maybe the answer is to take a full shower in the morning and the night.