Archives June 2009

Another gripe

I have been in the middle of doing an Exchange 2007 migration at work.  When we started the process I was annoyed that MSFT did not offer us any upgrade pricing.  In addition,  Exchange 2007 requires 64 bit hardware as well as 64 bit Windows which throws more expense into the process.

Well I finally got the server up and wanted to test it out with Outlook 2007 since Outlook 2007 takes advantage of all of the new features where as Outlook 2003 does not.  I pop in the Exchange  07 CD looking for the Outlook 2007 client.  It’s nowhere to be seen.  I fire up Google and do a quick search.  As I see the excerpts from the results my blood starts to boil.

Microsoft no longer includes an Outlook license for Exchange users (they did with 2003).  Well maybe they dropped the price of the Exchange license then to make up for this omission? Nope, same price if not a little more.  I checked with my sales rep, if I want to get Outlook 2007 for my users it would cost me $63 per head! WTF??!!!  Those greedy assholes….  This is bending you over and ramming it home dry in my opinion.  It’s blatant double dipping.  Essentially it works out to paying double what an equivalent Exchange 2003 installation would run.   

Thieves.

So my option is to lay out 6K plus for Outlook 2007 licensing, stick with Outlook 2003 or have users work in the Exchange 2007 Web Access client which is pretty robust on it’s own.  I am 99% sure one of the latter two options will be the avenue we pursue.

Shocking

Once again we have had a threesome of famous people die in close proximity to one another, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.  Ed McMahon and sadly, Farah dying was not all that unexpected.  Ed was older than dirt and Farah’s downhill battle with cancer was well documented.  While the death of Farah, who was one of my first memories of a truly beautiful woman was the saddest, the death of Michael Jackson was shocking.

Yes for the past 25 years Michael has been almost as famous for his bizarre lifestyle as his music.  He has bleached his skin, mangled his nose to the point of disfigurement, straightened his hair as well as many other extreme measures to change his appearance.  He seemed determined to live as long as possible as evidenced by his familiar pose with an air mask on his face and the hyperbolic chamber he owned that was used to promote healing.  The guy was getting ready to go out on tour again for cripes sake. 

It will be interesting to see what the official forensic report comes back with.  I certainly don’t think he was trying to kill himself.  It feels odd today to count Michael Jackson among  the deceased celebrities list. The guy was the definition of a superstar for a long time.  He also was the subject of much controversy with his apparent fascination with young boys.  I wonder if he will become the next Elvis, a celebrity that continues to be famous far after he is put in the dirt?  Is Neverland the next Graceland? Will he be remembered more as the mega-performer or the bizarre introvert?  Who knows, all I know is it just feels pretty strange today realizing he is gone.

Griping

I have a couple gripes.

Apple just released their third version of the Iphone in as many years, the 3Gs.  I find Apple’s Iphone strategy rather annoying.  Don’t get me wrong, I love my Iphone and the 3.0 software update adds to the goodness although there are some more annoyances there as well, but lets just talk hardware for now.

The good news about the 3Gs is the camera has been upgraded and OFFICIALLY supports shooting video.  What angers me about this is the lack of “official” Iphone support for video with the camera on the older models.  The existing camera works just fine for shooting video as evidenced by the jailbroken Iphones that shoot video easily.  However Apple has chosen to not turn it on and instead wants to tie it into new hardware. 

I think it is pretty shitty to force customers (that don’t want to hack their phones) to buy yet another new phone to get a feature that has been available on many lesser phones for YEARS already.  I mean cut me a break.  Yes surely this is all part of the Apple master plan for keeping their bottom line sufficiently plump but it annoys me, a lot.  I don’t want to buy a new phone every year.

Like I mentioned, the 3.0 software update has a lot of nice features like cut and paste, landscape mode typing for more apps and even tethering!  For those that don’t know what tethering is, it means you are able to use your Iphone as a gateway to connect a computer or laptop to the internet.  Again this is a feature that other phones have offered for years.  Hell I could do it on my Treo 650.  However there is one small catch.  The feature is available but AT&T won’t support it in the US!  WTF??  That is total bullshit.  Between our two phones I spend over $130 a month  but because AT&T wants to be stingy with their 3G bandwidth they won’t allow their customers to tether?  This is just another reason it is ridiculous that the Iphone has been enslaved to only one carrier.  There is no competition for them so they can dick with Iphone customers as much as they please. 

Again I love my Iphone, I do not love Apple or AT&T.

Gripe number two.  Companies and government manipulating the current short term economic situation into long term gains.  Example in point here in Collier County, fees.  County government has been crying the blues about getting less money in their coffers because of the huge decrease in property tax revenues.  Of course when their funds were increasing 15-20% every year for a half decade or more they had no complaints and did the best they could to spend every penny, in many cases in a wasteful manner.  Well now that money is tight their answer is to invent new fees.

They want to do all sorts of fun things like require permits and inspections for individuals wanting to install water heaters, require a full code inspection for any house that is on the market before it is sold and the most annoying of all, institute a $75 fee for residents that want to use the county beaches.  This sort of practice infuriates me and this is why.  Governments use the economic downturn as the reason for the need to invent all of these new fees and charges.  The problem arises when economic prosperity returns, property values increase yet all of these fees and charges that were invented to help the short term funding issue are never removed. 

The same shit is happening with local businesses.  As my mom can tell you they are laying off people left and right, cutting salaries, cutting benefits again all in the name of economic hardship.  Once that hardship passes do you think the employees will magically have their salaries and benefits restored to their prior levels?  Of course not, at least not until long after the cash has been rolling back in. 

Instead of the owners of these businesses tightening their belts, maybe buying one less exotic sports car, yacht or private plane they instead hack and slash at the people on the front line.  It’s far easier than making a concerted effort to streamline business practices to maximize efficiency.

It’s a dirty practice that seems to be happening almost everywhere.

Still catching up

So we go back to our house around 7:30 Friday night.  We didn’t want to go crazy with getting things back to normal right away so we just unloaded the van and did some basic unpacking.  We even got to do our Friday night pizza routine which was cool.  We knew there was tons of stuff to do over the weekend.

So I step out the door Saturday morning to start the festivities and am immediately smacked in the face with the heat and humidity.  At 9 am it was already 87 degrees.  The first thing I had to do was fix the mower deck so we would be able to mow down the grass that grew like weeds over the past two weeks.

So I ripped the deck off the mower and began the tedious process of getting all the packed, rotting grass clippings off it.  Then I brought the pressure washer up to blast the deck clean so I could begin the repair.  My original thought was I could simply buy another tube of JB weld and slap the same metal patch back on.  Once I got the deck clean I placed the metal patch on the deck and realized that the rip in the deck had grown, the patch no longer covered the hole.  I had to reevaluate the repair plan.

I just happened to remember the various pictures my youngest brother Patrick had posted on Facebook regarding the interior restoration of his old Vanagon.  He used pop rivets to attach various pieces.  I thought that pop rivets may offer me a better solution for fixing the deck so it was off to Home Depot.  I grabbed a pop rivet gun, rivets, some more sheet metal and some tin snips. 

I had never used a pop rivet gun before.  It wasn’t too hard to master, simply drill a hole big enough for the rivet to squeeze through, stick the rivet in the gun, insert it in the hole and squeeze the trigger a few times until the shaft of the rivet snaps off.  I used 7 or 8 rivets to secure the original patch.  I then cut a small piece of the new sheet metal to cover the rest of the hole and riveted that in place as well.  After riveting I followed up with dropping a bunch of gorilla glue around the edge of the patch and then flipping the deck over and shooting some Great Stuff into the repair from the bottom.  The patch felt pretty solid.

While the glue and great stuff was drying I joined Ali who had already started on the arduous weeding process.  It’s amazing how many weeds can sprout in a two week time period.  By this time the heat was downright oppressive, it felt like we were being broiled for dinner. Ali and I spent at least 2-3 hours doing just the weeding.

I checked back on the mower deck.  The glue and foam had hardened so I reattached the deck to the mower and fired it up.  I mowed a few laps around the front yard to test the repair out, the patch held.  I told Ali the mower was ready to go.  She hopped on and mowed while I grabbed the weed whacker.  Tending to the grass took another couple hours as well.  Thank god we have a pool, it did a nice job of cooling off our elevated body temperatures in short order.

Even though she was helping me outside all day, Ali was motivated enough to make another great apple crisp desert from the tons of apples we pulled off our apple tree.  The dinner she made was also mostly from our garden as well utilizing spaghetti squash, white and black eggplant all grown by ourselves.  It was all very good.

During the evening I started getting a sore throat that typically leads into some sort of illness.  My nose started running as well.  I’m not sure if I picked it up during the trip or once we got back.  By Sunday it was full blown cold symptoms with lots of blowing of the nose, sneezing and general feeling of unwellness. 

Ali worked on Sunday so I tended to various other things that needed to get done around the house.  I also started on getting the new timing system ready for the 4th of July race.  I ran a 1000 timing chips across a reader one by one.

I still have general cold symptoms.  Monday night I tried taking Nyquil but I woke up the next morning in such a haze I went without it last night.  The past two nights I had a weird thing going on as I laid down to go to sleep.  As I tried to doze off I would start coughing then my nose would start to run like mad and my eyes would start dumping water like faucets.  It’s very weird.  Once I get up, blow my nose and wipe my eyes I have been able to lay back down and fall to sleep without the coughing and tearing returning. 

It’s good to be back but I I also really enjoyed getting out there to see some new sights and break out of the box of everyday existence.

I forgot to mention on the trip I watched two movies on my Iphone, Max Payne and Don’t Mess with the Zohan.  Max Payne is based on the video game from 5 or 6 years ago, I played the game all the way through.  I expected it to be pretty lame. For the most part it was although Mark Wahlberg did a good job of doing the best he could with the story.  It’s the classic revenge storyline with a dose of double crossing thrown in for good measure.  Yea it’s all been seen before.  I’d give it a B- or C+.

Don’t Mess with the Zohan followed the same structure as most Adam Sandler movies, lots of physical comedy, funny accents and silly faces.  There were a decent amount of funny moments but I saw far too much of Adam Sandler’s bare ass.  It was an ok flick. B

Arizona leg

So we pulled out of New Mexico mid morning headed for Arizona.  Normally you would consider a 5-6 hour drive as quite lengthy however after already logging 2300+ miles on the trip already it almost felt “short”.  We arrived at my sisters place mid-afternoon local time. (we lost an another hour going from Mountain to Pacific time)  My brother, niece and Mom had been at Torrin’s place since Wednesday. We were greeted by my brother-in-law riding his dirt bike.

As soon as we stepped into the place you could feel the stress in the air.   Having all of those people under one roof 24/7 that are not accustomed to being around each other can be stressful I’m sure.  Throw two young girls, one 3 month old baby and 4 dogs into the mix and it adds to the chaos.  We greeted everyone and got a mini-tour of the new place. It was another home built by my brother-in law.  He builds a real nice home.  I especially like the fact that he builds them with the AV freak in mind with built in speakers in the living room, bedroom and garage.

Along with their new baby, we also got to meet Kiko a little dog that specializes in catching small animals.  Kiko is very high strung and has the bad habit of taking a leak in the house.  Kiko took to Sadie very quickly.  It was funny how Sadie, who is normally the high strung one eventually looked at Kiko like she was on speed as the little dog was constantly trying to tease Sadie into playing.

We caught up on the latest and greatest as well as meeting my first nephew, Griffin.  He was a very quiet 3 month old, a cute baby.  We had dinner at their place with mom doing most of the prep work.  After dinner we just basically hung out for the rest of the evening.  Ali and I were both very tired and planned to hit the sack early.  However after the kids were put to bed Torrin, Damon and Todd wanted to hang out and drink.  Ali declined the invitation and retired to the air mattress in the office.  I decided to hang out and talk since it is something that only happens once every year or two.  I didn’t drink anything though, it would have put me right to sleep.

Todd drank more than my share, pounding  Miller Lite’s in rapid succession.  We sat out there late into the night, mostly hearing horror stories about his never ending divorce saga.  We did touch on other interesting topics though such as our childhood and the memories of our own parents divorce.  It was an interesting conversation. 

Tuesday morning Torrin had a friend of hers come over to shoot some group photos to take advantage of the family being all together.  I think she got some good shots, I’m looking forward to them.  During the morning we spent time entertaining the kids and getting our stuff together.  The plan was for Mom and us to head out later that day to go to Tucson where we would grab a hotel to stay the night since Mom’s flight was early Wednesday morning.

The combination of the stress from mom losing her job compiled with the stress of being out of her normal comfort zone resulted in her crashing off the non-smoking bandwagon.  She has been smoking like a chimney.  It’s really unfortunate.  I think she viewed the job thing as a legitimate reason to start smoking.  To me it just means she was not serious about quitting.  My brother Todd is a heavy smoker as well which is too bad. 

Well anyway, mom was anxious to get up to Tucson so she could relax a bit at the hotel.  I didn’t want to shoot out of there too early though since we had just arrived the prior afternoon.  After eating lunch I helped Damon with a mini-project, mounting a mail box post by the main road.  It only took all of 10 minutes since he already had the hole dug out with a back hoe. 

While I was there Damon also showed me all the work he was putting into a motorcycle trip coming up on the Trans-American trail, an off road trail that crosses the continent.  He has spent endless hours mapping out his journey using  his GPS software and Google Maps.  He is also making a scroll chart that he can use to navigate along the way in an extremely precise manner.  The ride sounds like quite the challenge.  The ride back to Vegas from Oregon on a dirt bike may prove to be almost equally challenging.  He is very pumped about the ride. 

So we got the van packed and pulled out somewhere around 3.  It was a quick visit but enough for us to catch up which was fine.  The drive to Tucson felt incredibly quick, we arrived in not much more than an hour.  The hotel was very nice.  Mom and Ali took a break to go hang out by the pool and hot tub while I tended to the dogs.

Ali found a dog friendly place that was about a half hour away.  It turned out to just have mostly fried bar food but it served it’s purpose.  After a good night’s sleep we got up and had Mom at the airport bright and early.  My attempts to convince her to drive back to Florida with us were fruitless.  We waved goodbye as she stood by the air cap desk.  The hellish 14 hour driving day ensued from there which is covered in prior entries.

A few thoughts about the trip:

Sadie really endeared herself to us during the trip.  In spite of her sometimes high strung, high energy personality she also has a very loving and devoted side as well.  It was tons of fun watching her interact with the other dogs.

We saw DOZENS of anti-abortion billboards on the trip.  Just what the world needs, more unwanted children.

The party van AC was unable to keep up as we drove through the deep south on the way back.  95 degrees with high humidity meant the only two bearable seats in the van were the front ones.  If you dared sit in the back you would sweat through your shirt in short order.

The coolest things about the trip in no particular order – the St Louis Arch, the drive through the canyon, lunch in Mobile, the impromptu stop at Greensburg,  the rain run out of the canyon, watching the dogs interact

The least cool things – the party van tailpipe drama and repair, Ali getting accosted when walking to a nearby convenience store in Memphis, driving in the wind through Oklahoma and Texas, the 14 hour drive between Tucson and San Antonio.

Having the dogs along certainly puts a big dent in the things you are able to do.  It would have been fun if Ali and I could have explored the arch together, gone into Graceland and do any other number of things that are not dog friendly.  I know the dogs feel otherwise.

The drive out was very enjoyable due to the shorter driving days and leisurely pace.  The drive back was a test of endurance.

Total mileage for the trip 5320 miles.  Best gas mileage between fill ups 15mpg, worst 10.99mpg.  Least expensive gas $2.31 most expensive $2.81

I think long road trips will become a pretty regular staple in our vacation rotation.  Unfortunately they also make our timeshare purchase pretty worthless.

Filling in the blanks

It looks like I did a decent job of covering the trip out and back so all that is left is to cover is our time in New Mexico and Arizona.

We arrived at my Dad’s place mid-afternoon on Thursday after a nice night in Tucumcari on Wednesday.  We surprised my step mom since she thought we would call closer to our arrival time. (I think I said I was going to, but forgot)  Dad was out and about doing some errands. There was an immediate dog encounter when Maggie and Clara(and Seymour) came bursting out to see who the visitors were.  I was a bit concerned when I saw that Sadie was acting somewhat timid as Maggie and Clara gave her the sniff test.  That concern did not last long as within 5 minutes Sadie was running around chasing and being chased by Clara. Seymour, the lovable basset hound that spends more time at my dad’s place than his home was there as well.  He loved Sadie as well, in fact later in the evening he tried to mount her face. 

Teresa filled us in on the latest and greatest around the homestead.  As I looked around all of the changes/improvements that were done since our last visit were very apparent.  They have spent a ton of money and effort making the house more the way they like.  Ironically, they will be moving back to Pennsylvania over the next two weeks.  Yep, they have sold the house and are going to be living at the townhouse in Flying Hills for awhile until their next move is determined.  Dad has been in the middle of a very ugly property line dispute with a borderline crazy 80 year old woman. That dispute along with the reality of living in such an isolated area on a huge property that requires tons of maintenance pushed them over the edge.

So anyway we caught Dad and Teresa up on our trip thus far.  We presented Teresa with the lone survivor from our garden, a spaghetti squash.  We had pulled a couple eggplant and another squash from our garden originally for the trip but had to throw them out after we found the bag they were in was soaked with some sort of fluid.  Teresa, who is an excellent cook, immediately put the squash to use in the meal that night which was excellent.

Even though the temps were in the low 80’s during the day, the low humidity and adobe construction of their house kept things relatively cool inside.  It was cool enough that we decided to just leave the windows open during the night.  We woke up the next morning FREEZING.  The temps had dropped into the lower 50’s overnight and we had the window wide open.  Neither of us had packed any warm clothes (since it is June) so I walked the dogs while wrapped up in a blanket.  Don’t get me wrong, the cool crisp air felt nice, I just wasn’t prepared for it.

On Friday morning my dad suggested we take the dogs to the Happy Belly Deli in TRC.  They welcome dogs in their outside dining area and even will make up a puppy plate breakfast for them.  We all piled into the van since it was the only vehicle on the premises able to handle four adults and four dogs.  We had a great time there and the dogs all gobbled down their puppy plates immediately. 

While I was there Todd called me on my cell phone.  Originally the plan was for my niece and he to drive from my sister’s place in Arizona to my dad’s place for a couple days and then drive with us back to Arizona on Monday.  However when he found out it was a roughly a six hour drive each way he thought better of it.  My niece is not exactly easy to keep entertained.

The rest of Friday was pretty laid back.  I spent some time ripping the van apart.  The problem with the air flow randomly switching by itself had gotten worse as the trip wore on and was to the point it was coming out of the defroster more than the vents.  Luckily I keep a Chilton’s manual in the van at all times.  Unfortunately the manual didn’t help me very much with diagnosing the problem.  I got as far as pulling the instrument panel face off and getting the HVAC controls loose but could not see anything obviously wrong although I got an education on how HVAC vents are controlled via vacuum lines. Dad came out and was looking at it with me as well.  Well I figured I would just have to deal with it and put it back together.  When I put it back together the air flow seemed to be permanently coming out of the defroster regardless of the selection. Eh whatever, I had enough of f’ing with it.

During the day on Friday we noticed Sadie developed a limp on her back left leg.  When Ali took a closer look she saw that her foot pad had a huge rip in it, presumably from all the sprinting around she was doing on the rocky terrain.  We weren’t really sure what to do about it so Ali called our vet’s office.  Their advice was to try to keep it as clean as possible and keep her off of it as much as we could.  Yea right, Sadie was all about constant play with the other dogs.  Ali and I tried a couple solutions before coming up with one that sorta of worked.  We soaked the paw in epsom salts to try to clean it out.  Then Ali gooped on some neosporin and covered the area with a gauze pad.  I then wrapped the paw and leg with rubberized ace bandage type material.  We covered the wrap with a small child’s sock that we bought at Wal-Mart and then taped the top of the sock.    Although it looked pretty ridiculous it seemed to a decent job of protecting the area.  Sadie wasn’t thrilled wearing her sock but surprisingly she left it on.  The make shift first aid seemed to work pretty well.  By the end of each day the sock was worn out but I think it allowed healing to happen faster.  Now the pad is almost completely healed.

On Friday evening Teresa made another meal, a huge salad made almost entirely of stuff grown in her immense garden.  It was another great meal.  After dinner we sat down and watched The Wrestler on Directv PPV.  Yea I already saw it but dad didn’t.  The movie was good enough that I had no problems watching it a second time.  That night we were smart and didn’t leave the windows open quite as wide.

On Saturday dad wanted to take Ali, the dogs and myself “up the canyon”.  Going up the canyon meant climbing into their 4 wheel drive Nissan and navigating a route that consists of rocks, dirt and water, very slowly.  The drive was extremely scenic if not a bit dangerous.  We drove across running water at least 30 times.  Several times I thought about how miserable it would be if we got a flat tire in the middle of one of the streams.

At one point we were stopped by some cattle in the middle of the road.  They had no interest in moving until the dogs stuck their heads out the windows and barked at them.  We also saw some cool looking mule deer along the route.  Because of the terrain and the infinite amount of things to look at the climb out of the canyon took almost a full two hours.

When we popped out of the narrow opening at the top we parked the Nissan and hiked up to a nearby hot spring.  Nicki, who normally avoids water like battery acid had a complete change of heart.  She happily delved into the various streams in the area.  In fact she seemed to prefer to walk in the water as opposed to dry land.  It was very funny to observe.  Unfortunately because of her bad paw, we left Sadie back at the house with my step mom.

After an enjoyable hike up to the spring and waiting for dad to finish shooting the shit with some guy that was also in the area, he took us onto the next leg of the journey.  He wanted to show us the nearby towns of Winston and Chloride. Monticello/Placitas, where my dad lives is pretty remote and desolate as is.  Winston and Chloride turn the desolation knob up a few clicks. We stopped at Winston to “eat lunch” at the general store.  Well it’s the only store.  There wasn’t much there and I wound up walking out with two ice cream sandwiches and a bag of pretzels for Ali and I to split, yum.

Both of these old towns featured lots of properties that looked far too run down to be inhabited, yet they were.  The typical yard was filled with piles of junk everywhere.  I laughed at the one place that had an old toilet out front with flowers planted in it.  We got to see the “hanging tree” in Chloride.  Legend says that it was the tree that was used to lynch people in the old days, cheap entertainment I suppose.

Well by the time we got done seeing Winston and Chloride we had been in the car a good 4 hours plus.  Ali and I had our fill of seeing run down western towns and were ready to head back.  I had two wet feet from trudging through streams that added to the discomfort. Unfortunately nothing is very close together in SW New Mexico.  The ride back took at least an hour if not longer as dad wanted to drive through yet another old shitty town named Cuchillo on the way. 

By the time we got back I was very tired.  I had not been sleeping great for most of the trip. I need some sort of white noise to sleep soundly.  Without it, every little noise wakes me up so I sleep very lightly.  There are a lot of little noises at nighttime out there.  Anyway I was so tired I actually laid down and closed my eyes for a bit, something I hardly ever will do. 

After my short nap I went back out to the van.  Earlier in the day I designed an air deflector out of cardboard.  The intention was to wedge this into the space between the top of the dash and the windshield and then bend the cardboard in such a way that the air would be directed more towards us and less towards the glass.  It sounded plausible in concept but in reality didn’t help much.

I decided to rip back into the dash and do some more work, looking for a way to rig the system to force the air to come out of the vents.  Like I said my Chilton manual wasn’t very helpful in doing this so I turned to the internet.  I read up on others that experienced similar problems.  I dug around the floor looking for access to something that controlled the vents.  I had the dash totally ripped apart but still could not find anything.  Frustrated I did another search and read something about an access panel on top of the dash.  I go out to the van and look.  Right under the radar detector I see an outline for the lid.  I never realized it was removable.  I pop it off and low and behold right underneath are the controls!  After some pushing and pulling on them I discovered which handle controlled which door.  I flipped a door and poof, air came out of the vents, perfect.

The door was attached to a small vacuum canister that normally controls vent operation when working properly.  Well I decided to disconnect it from the canister and wire it open so air can only come out of the vents and nowhere else.  I don’t recall ever needing it to come out anywhere else anyway.  During my investigation of the problem I discovered a second vacuum canister in the floor area of the passenger side near the heater core.  I noticed when I pushed down on the hinge that was attached to it the air flow increased significantly however I could not get the flow to achieve that rate using the controls for the HVAC.  Once again I decided to rig it.  I looked around at the various rocks on the ground and quickly found one that was just the right size.  I pulled down the hinge, wedged the rock in and presto, max airflow.  I can rig almost anything.  I proclaimed success to Ali and had her come out to see.  She was just happy to see the AC should work better, no matter how I did it.

During the afternoon we decided to venture out into the pasture to feed the horses some carrots.  The new owners advised us it would be best to do so when the horses were each in their own stall but instead we tried to  feed them in the open.  That was a mistake.  It didn’t take long before we were being crowded by 1000 pound animals that all were contending for carrots.  Ali was a bit scared by the frenzy and I think my dad was a bit as well.  In a couple minutes the carrots were all gone but the horses were looking for more.  They followed us all the way back to the main gate.  A couple of them were pretty friendly and let us pet them.  Some would jump the moment you raised your hand.    

On Saturday evening we went out to dinner with the people that are buying dad’s house.  It is a weird arrangement they have worked out.  Even though dad and my step mom still own the place the soon to be owners have already moved some of their things in, including 7 of their horses.  They also have been to the place nearly everyday tending to the horses and doing other things.  We had a nice dinner at an “authentic” Mexican restaurant in TRC.  After dinner we went to a place called the Pine Knot Saloon for a couple drinks and some rounds of pool.  It was early so we were practically the only people there.  As we were wrapping things up a bunch of “interesting” people walked in the door all carrying food, my favorite of which was a big chubby Mexican guy with a black “SCARFACE” t-shirt.

Sunday morning we woke up to an amazing thing, rain.  NM gets very little rain.  They have a short monsoon season followed by months and months of dry weather.  Monsoon season had not started yet.  It rained off and on for a good portion of the day.  That morning I got an idea in my head.  I wanted to go for a run.  Not just any run, a run to the top of the road leading into the canyon (the paved road not the trek we took across dirt and water)  I asked dad how far he thought it was, he guessed somewhere around 2 miles each way.  Ok that would work.

So I headed out into a light rain.  The rain brought along some very cool air as well as wind.  Adorned in just shorts and a t-shirt I was a bit cold in the beginning.  The run was quite different than anything I would experience in Florida with lots of small rises and falls along the way.  I was serenaded by cows, goats and dogs as I trotted by at a slow but steady pace.  I eventually got to the goal of the run, the BIG hill.  The hill leading down to Monticello is VERY steep.  Originally my intentions were to try to run the entire thing.  As I ran the smaller hills along the way and felt my endurance being limited by the higher altitudes I realized I was probably not going to be able to do the entire hill. Instead I would go as far as I could.

I started the ascent and immediately my legs started to drag and lungs started to burn.  I trudged along, using signs by the roads as visual short term goals.  I saw a speed limit sign that I was determined to make.  I made it, barely, however that sign was at most only a third of the way up the hill.  Oh well, I decided to walk the rest of the way up to the top as I slowly regained my breath.  When I was at the top I had an idea, I would spell out my name in the rocks.  It’s something I have done in the past on a couple occasions when I was in a remote area.  I didn’t fuss with it much, in a couple minutes I was able to create a rough looking “DUF” by a bush near the top of the hill.  I took a picture of it later.  I create these things with the idea that it could possibly remain intact for years to come, who knows.

After finishing my rock formation I walked to the bottom of the big hill, I didn’t want to pound on my knees by running that steep of an incline. Once I reached the bottom I resumed running although my body wasn’t too happy about it.  I made it back to the house wet, chilled, tired, but satisfied.

Later in the morning I helped dad with a small project where he wanted to put in a door threshold between two area in the enclosed out building.  I was impressed how we were able to make a viable, custom threshold out of what started as a regular piece of 2″x6″ using just a table saw and a hand planer.  It turned out pretty nice.

On Sunday Dad had a big party planned, sort of an “adios New Mexico” party where he invited various people that he had become friendly with over their 3 years in the area. During the day he and I did another run to Wal-Mart to pick up party supplies.  Dad used to abhor Wal-Mart and pretty much refused to shop in one.  However since the Wal-mart opened in TRC he has softened his position once he realized it was the only place he could get many items. I’m sure he still hates the idea of Wal-Mart but he will actually shop there without complaining which surprised me a bit.  We also made various stops along the way, the last of which was back to the Happy Belly Deli in order to pick up the food they prepared for his party.

One of the items was a big crock pot of green chili soup.  Well the pot was not sealed in any special way, it was just a big crock pot with a loose fitting lid.  It became my job to minimize the spillage of the soup on the way back to dad’s place.  This involved leaning over awkwardly during the entire half hour ride trying to balance the pot in a way to combat the g forces of turning and stopping.  We lost some soup along the way but the casualties were pretty minimal.  It wasn’t much fun from my perspective.

After we got back we were involved in a whirlwind of activity to help set up for the party.  As we were finishing up the first few people arrived.  We got to meet a lot of their neighbors and friends and had a good time just shooting the shit and drinking. Most of the time Ali and I were split up, talking to other people.  It seemed the general consensus was they were sad to see my dad and Teresa go, especially considering all they have done to the place.

There were some very interesting individuals there.  One of the cutest was a little 5 year old named Kim.  She had been riding horses since she was a baby.  Later as the party wound down her mom, dad and her went home to grab their horses and ride them back.  It was amazing watching the little girl manage to get up into the saddle of a full size horse all by herself.  Ali even got up on the back of one of them for a little while.

Pretty much everyone at the party seemed very friendly and refreshingly open.  Life in the canyon happens at a much slower and much simpler pace.  It’s reflected in the people that live there.  Their enjoyment of life’s simple pleasures is something I admired.  The party wound up after dark.  We cleaned up the stuff that needed to be addressed right away and left the rest for the next morning.  When I went to sleep that night I really took notice of the peaceful sounds that surrounded me as I drifted off.  New Mexico has a lot of headaches but there is a lot to like as well.  I realized I will miss this place.

Monday morning we got our stuff together at leisurely pace for our trip to see my sister in Arizona.  Before shoving off I set up my camera on the wall to take a group shot. We then said our goodbye’s and thanked them for their hospitality.  I told Dad he did a fantastic job with the place.  It really is a pretty amazing transformation from what we saw two years ago.  It may not be good bye for long though.  We talked about the possibility of coming up in the fall to PA to visit them there.

That’s enough for today.  I’ll cover the brief but memorable Arizona segment of the trip tomorrow.

HOT, 900

Did you know that Texas is about 900 miles wide?  Do you know how long it takes to drive 900 miles?  Needless to say we were very glad to get out of the damn state.

Yesterday was about 250 miles shorter of a drive than the day before.  It was hot as hades.  The AC in the van was struggling all day to keep up.  I felt bad for Nicki laying in the bed in the back.

We got stuck in traffic around Baton Rouge for about an hour, it was rather miserable.

When we arrived at the La Quinta in Mobile they had exactly one non-smoking room left and it was the expensive two room suite.  Oh well it’s our last night on the road, I sprung for the suite.  Wow it was, well sweet.  The rooms were big and beautiful, the bed was super comfortable, we had three flat screen tv’s (including one in the bathroom) and we even had a small kitchen-like area.

The dogs loved having all the space.  They were able to run around the rooms like they do at our house.

I hope to get out early today for the push back to Naples.  If all goes well we should roll into the driveway before dinner time.  It’s been a great trip but I’m ready to get back to home base.  We have done and seen so many things it feels like we have been on the road much longer than two weeks.

Texas sucks

Highlights from today….

After pissing off a truck while she was driving,  Ali was boxed in by some other trucks after he apparently called ahead.  Ali said she wanted to pull into the weigh station and tell someone about it.  I told her it would be pointless, they would do nothing.

Just missed what was apparently a hellacious thunderstorm.  Hail was still on the ground and a huge tree was uprooted at the rest stop.

Stopped at some god forsaken gas station to use the bathroom.  Had a NO GAS sign on the front door as well as a BATHROOMS FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY sign.  I went inside and there was only some chubby girl and what I assume was her man sitting in the far back.  I bought a $1.79 ice cream bar and then went into the bathroom and pissed in a urinal that was filled with ice, they all were filled with ice actually.  The store was bare practically.  It had to be seen to be believed.

Texas is too damn wide.

We did something like 900 +miles today crossing three states and two time zones.  I’m tired.