Smells, once upon a time

Last week I noticed my sneakers stank pretty bad.  I figured I would take care of it by throwing them in the washing machine on HOT with detergent.  I followed up by allowing them to dry out in the sun.  Well after removing them today I noticed they still STINK. Son of a bitch.  I guess I will try some Lysol.  If that doesn’t work perhaps it is time for some sneaker shopping.

Once upon a time Joe had to go to the dermatologist for a routine examination.  Joe’s dermatologist just happened to be a female.  Joe was a bit taken back when he was instructed to strip down to his boxers and put on a hospital type gown. 

When the doctor entered the room followed by a nurse Joe was instructed to remove the gown in order for the exam to take place.  So there stood Joe in his boxers as two women looked over his rather pale and unimpressive physique.  The doctor circled Joe and then suddenly reached for the waistband of his underwear and pulled it back so she could quickly examine his buttocks for any sign of cancerous lesions. 

Although Joe felt a bit weird having the woman glance at his rear end he managed to maintain composure.  Well when the doctor swung around to the front and snagged the FRONT of Joe’s underpants and again took a peek to see what was happening down there Joe was taken by surprise.  “What could she possibly be looking for except perhaps a cheap thrill or to see how I measure up to her other male patients?”  Quickly Joe shot a glance at the nurse in the room to see if she was looking. Nothing was said during the awkward moment although Joe couldn’t help but feel like he was just somehow violated.

The exam concluded and Joe left the doctors office with mixed feelings.  He wasn’t sure to leave a tip or not.