Stuck
So last night after work I called the woman that was selling the shed. When she described where her house was I realized that I could see her house (and the shed) out my back yard! So I hopped in the truck for a 30 second ride to her place with my tape measure in hand.
The shed is 10 x 12 and is only a couple years old. It needs to be pressure washed but other than that it is in good shape. I looked underneath and saw it was secured in the same manner as our shed, up on cinder blocks and then attached to the ground with hurricane straps. The shed is actually wired with power, it has an overhead fluorescent light and electrical outlet. The shed is a few inches too wide to fit through our front gate so we would have to somehow get to the 12 foot rear entrance.
As I was looking at the shed I was talking to the woman. She had already mentioned to me a bit about her situation in email when I asked her why she was selling the shed. She is recently divorced AND lost her job in the spring. She has two young boys, is not collecting child support and is basically trying to sell what she can to make ends meet. I felt bad for her. It sounded like her ex-husband was basically a loser.
Her two young boys came out while I was looking the shed over. Before I knew it the 5 year old had climbed onto the back of my truck and was running across my tonneau cover like it was a bounce house. I did my best to hide my concern as I walked over to encourage him to get off my new $500 bed cover. Luckily the cover was strong enough to stand up to the abuse.
I told the woman that I was interested in the shed but I had to make sure I would be able to get it on my property. I told her I would scout out the land between her property and ours to see if it would be traversable with a trailer. She was fine with that.
So I drove back home and thought I would take my Tacoma in the back to scout things out. It didn’t take long to run into my first obstacle, a deep irrigation ditch left over from the days when our area was farm land. I got out of the truck and surveyed the ditch, certain parts looked deeper and steeper than others. I spotted a section that I thought I would be able to drive through. I lined the Tacoma up entered the ditch and promptly got myself stuck.
I tried in vain a couple times to rock the truck back and forth but all that did was bury the back wheels in the soft sugar sand. Ali was not home yet and it was getting dark, I did not want to have to try to extract my truck in the dark when she got home. Luckily my neighbor who lives across the street was home. I asked him if he could help me pull out my truck that I stupidly got stuck. He was happy to help and promptly brought his full size, 4WD Dodge over with a tow strap. He was able to pull me out easily. I thanked him for the tow, he saved me a lot of hassle.
I called the guy that graded our backyard to see if he would be interested in a shed relocation project. He has a trailer that the shed would fit on as well as a tractor that could smooth out the path to rear gate. He said he would be happy for the work, great.
The only obstacle left is getting permission from our neighbors to go through their back yard, creating a small flat path along the way that would lead to our gate. Their back yard is not maintained so I am hoping they could care less but of course I need to make sure. Once I have their blessing we can move forward with the project.
I was reading my Wired magazine last night before bed. Did you know that in 1900 5% of all deaths between the ages of 18-64were a result of self inflicted causes? (drinking, drugs, obesity, smoking, etc..) In 2000 that number checked in at 55%. Over half of the deaths in that age range are the direct result of ignorant self abuse.
In the big picture, this is a GOOD thing. Even with stupid people killing themselves left and right we still procreate at a much faster rate than we can kill them off.
I was reviewing my YEAR AGO post and noticed that this site is still live http://www.palinaspresident.us/ Man it is still funny as hell. He has added a few more interactive elements to the stage. Turn your sound up and click around. Even if you are a Palin groupie you have to chuckle at some of this.