Archives September 2010

Atta boy

Got my atta boy letter today.  Sorry, no raises again, tough luck.  At the earliest we will have gone three years without a raise when the upcoming fiscal year rolls around again..

Yep I’m not happy about it and yep I know many people are jobless.  No need to brow beat me with “just be happy you are employed”  Sure I am glad to be employed but it isn’t like it is a fluke that I am.  I am good at what I do.

Unfortunately for the most part, raises around here are all or nothing.  Everyone gets the exact same thing, regardless of responsibility, job performance or overall merit. It’s quite easy to justify no raises for the masses in this economic environment.

However I don’t think the same can be said for not rewarding people that are the backbone to the operation.  The ones that innovate, solve problems and are self motivated to improve their skills can still be recognized, at least in a small way on the down low.

Hate the hairdresser

So Ali calls me yesterday to WARN me about her hair.  Without any prior conversation with me about it, Ali decided to color her hair dark.

Now anyone that reads my blog, even casually, can quickly tell that I am a very visual individual.  Of all of my senses, what I see is the most powerful influence by far. I might not have lots of talents but one thing I can do is tell you in 5 seconds if someone has a good look or not.

When it comes to a woman’s appearance, her hair is one of the biggest things that contribute to her overall look.  It is for this very reason that I have a real problem with Ali’s hairdresser.

I can’t tell you how many times Ali goes in there with one idea about her hair and emerges with something totally different because that was the mood  Louis was in for the day. More often than not she emerges from his salon with something that I honestly just don’t think looks good.

Time and again I have expressed this to Ali and asked her why she continues to spend HUGE money to go to some guy that does her hair in a way her husband doesn’t like?  I’ve never really gotten an answer to that question.

Anyway I couldn’t help but get angry when Alison called with my warning.  She knows full well my feeling about her hair, she knows exactly what I like and what I don’t like.  Hell she carries around a perfect example of her having a great cut, style, and color in her wallet, it’s right on her drivers license. Despite knowing all of this she decided to go 100% in the opposite direction with zero discussion ahead of time with me.  To me that is being disrespectful of your spouse.

Despite my anger I tried to keep a level head on the phone.  After all I hadn’t even seen it yet.  Maybe there is an off chance it isn’t all that bad.  I decided to reserve judgment until I saw it first hand.

Well Ali once again stayed out late, not getting home until after 8pm.  I’m sure she was dreading my reaction.  She walks in and unfortunately it did nothing but reenforce my anger.  Her hair is the darkest I had ever seen it.  It is a VERY dark brown, it almost looks black.  I didn’t like it even a little bit.

I said nothing but “it’s VERY dark”  I continued to steam inside but instead of blowing a gasket I just took my shower and went to bed without saying anything else about it.

I think the biggest feeling I have right now is resentment.  Ali has a daily lifestyle that she finds quite comfortable.  She rolls out of bed without an alarm clock, she has the ability to work a schedule that she determines.  She is able to pursue her various interests, travels and hobbies as she sees fit because I am willing to fill in the gaps back at home.  Every night of the week save one she doesn’t roll into the door until at least 8pm.

I don’t ask for much in return for this.  However one thing I really appreciate is when Alison puts a modicum of effort into her appearance and does things that I like.  Spend 5 minutes on make up, don’t put granny clips in your hair when you know I hate it, nothing earth shattering.

Many, many times over the years Alison would ask me for specific things that I like and don’t like when it comes to her hair/clothes/make up.  In almost every instance she will make the change for a short period of time and then revert back. To say it frustrates me is a gross understatement.

Anyway this latest hair adventure was just an exclamation point on this roller coaster scenario. Her continued disregard for what her husband likes and dislikes can not be viewed as a good thing no matter how you spin it.

Pelham, Wet or wide?

Last night I once again went WoWless and instead watched another Netflix instant queue selection, The Taking of Pelham 123.  It was another strong film, how could it not be with Denzel Washington and John Travolta in the cast.  It was a solid action/suspense flick, no complaints at all, B+.

Last night there were stories of south Florida getting as much as 8 inches of rain from tropical depression 16.  I had nightmares of what our already soppy property would look like after such a drenching.  This morning it looks like the path of the storm is more eastward. The east coast of Florida may still turn into one big pond but it looks like we might escape with only some mild moisture.

Randall texted me last night that he already signed up for next years Escape to Miami triathlon.  They are running an early registration special with discounted fees.  Not only did he sign up, he signed up for the Olympic distance race which doubles the bike and run distance and nearly triples the swim length.  It’s quite a goal for him to put out there.  Hopefully he can see it through.

For me, an Olympic distance race seems ill advised. The increased bike and swim distance doesn’t scare me.  The pounding on my knees to be able to train for a 10k run does.  I always feel like I am on borrowed time when it comes to my knees, it seems like I would really be playing with fire if I tried to stretch my running much further.   Who knows though, I have done stupider things in my lifetime.

Last night I had to break up a dog fight between Zoe and Sadie. Sadie was up on the bed with one of her toys in her mouth.  She dropped the toy on the floor and Zoe shot right over to pick it up.  Well even though she dropped it, Sadie didn’t want Zoe to have HER toy.

Sadie jumped down and tried to take the toy back.  Well Zoe didn’t feel very much like sharing either so all of a sudden a barking, snarling, teeth baring session ensued. Surprisingly Zoe held her ground even though she probably is 1/4 of Sadie’s size.  I immediately brought out my leader of the pack voice and told them to knock it off.  Both dogs backed down.  Zoe went back to following me around waiting for me to drop dog treats out of my rear end.  Sadie followed behind, with the dog toy in her mouth.  She always wants to get the last laugh.

GI Joe, Phils

Last night I had zero desire to play WoW for whatever reason.  Instead I decided to catch one of my Netflix streaming entries, GI Joe.  My TV time would be better served catching up on the growing huge backlog of tivo content.  Unfortunately the only night of the week I see Alison anymore before 8pm is Friday and since the shows are stuff we both watch, the list continues to grow. Even worse, Alison is going to be gone on Friday this week as well.  Yep during the week I am practically a bachelor.

Anyway I fired up GI Joe last night.  I knew the movie flopped at the box office but I was more than happy to give it a shot as an instant streaming option.  I was pleasantly surprised.  The movie had a huge budget and you can tell by the fantastic special effects.  Sure the plot is something we have all seen before but with a movie like this plot is pretty secondary, it’s non-stop action from start to finish.  They even set up the storyline for GI Joe 2. If you want a nearly perfect, brainless man-movie, this is it. B+ (edit – I checked the numbers, the flick actually made 300 million worldwide, not a flop!)

I forgot  to give props to the Phillies for once again winning the NL East.  Earlier in the season the Phillies seemed rudderless.  I remember when there was talk of dumping Jason Werth since the team wasn’t going anywhere.  Instead they turned things around and got red hot at the perfect time.

Halladay pitched another fantastic game last night in the 8-0 clincher.  He now has 21 wins.  21 wins for a pitcher nowadays is HUGE!  Back in the 70’s and 80’s you had a number of 20 game winners each and every season.  Back then starting pitchers were allowed to go much deeper into games.  Middle relievers had a much smaller role than they do today.

I am crossing my fingers the team can keep things rolling right through the playoffs.  Right now this is feeling very much like 2008.

Lil letdown, BB FAIL

It’s weird, I have felt a little down in the dumps since the triathlon.  Maybe it is something along the same line as the day after Christmas.  You know, where something is anticipated for awhile and then after it actually happens you feel a bit down.

I also am a bit annoyed that my time on the triathlon wasn’t better, specifically that almost 7 minutes was spent in the transition area.  Both Michelle and Ali placed significantly better in their age groups than I did.

So I have all of my paperwork to file for my Florida HVAC rebate finally.  Now there is only one problem, the program is suspended.  The state evidently had a brain fart.  From what I heard, the state basically started the program without jumping through all of the hoops to make sure the federal funds were actually available.  I mean how in the world does this happen?  So now the plan is suspended until the funds are available. Morons.

I heard that Blockbuster filed for bankruptcy. What a surprise, not.  I remember when Blockbuster hit the scene back in the late 80’s, early 90’s.  Being able to RENT movies?  What a concept.  Imagine the convenience of being able to drive a couple miles and walk around a big store to pick out what you wanted.

Fast forward to 25 years later.  DRIVE to a place??  WTF, are you crazy? That is so inconvenient! I’d much rather park my big fat ass on the couch and find what I want with a few movements of my thumb.  I don’t even need to walk over to the VCR to put a tape in, I’ll just start the video stream.

Hey I am a loyal Netflix customer and a former card carrying BlockBuster member. (think I still have the card actually)  Like everyone else I am guilty of enjoying  the convenience of being able to do more and more from within the four walls of my house. That doesn’t mean I don’t recognize that every step of progress usually means that someone is getting scraped off in the weeds behind.  Just ask BlockBuster.

Tri-ered, Learned their lesson

We had a lot of stuff to do Friday night since we were going to be gone a good chunk of the weekend for the triathlon.  Yea we still worked in some pizza and tivo time but we also had to do a bunch of stuff around the house that kept us busy until 9:30 or so.  Ali was already feeling nerves for the race even though it wasn’t until Sunday.  I didn’t really feel nervous at all.

Saturday morning the prep work continued.  The plan was to take the party van.  I figured I could put our two bikes on the bike rack on the back of the van and we could put Michelle’s bike on the bed in back.  We were all going to car pool.  The party van comes in handy in these situations.

So I put the bike rack on the van and loaded our bikes on it to make sure it was firmly attached, it felt good and secure.  Shortly before we were supposed to leave I went back out to the bike rack and figured I would pull on the straps just to make sure they were good and tight.

So I grab the right strap and give it a tug.  All of a sudden the rack with both bikes on it came crashing down.  The nylon strap snapped, evidently it had dry rotted after 5 or 6 years.  Wow.  Instantly I imagined how much of a disaster it would have potentially been if that strap broke while we were doing 80 mph on Alligator Alley.  It would have destroyed the bikes and possibly caused an accident. Sheesh.  Luckily the bikes survived the short fall off the back of the van, my leg sort of broke their fall.

I told Ali what happened.  At first my thought was we would just stop and grab another bike rack on the way.  Ali suggested that we put the bed up in the back and put the bikes behind the rear seat.  Initially I didn’t think the would fit however after removing the front tires we were able to get both bikes in and close the door.  We figured we would put Michelle’s bike in the space between the 2nd and 3rd row of seats.

So we said goodbye to the dogs and headed out.  I snagged a large coffee on the way to help keep me alert for the long drive.  I managed to jam Michelle’s bike in the van after some effort.  We all piled in and were off.

The drive over was fine although the GPS once again sent us on a detour.  This happened to me before on a drive to Miami.  For some reason it’s data must be inaccurate in the area where you are supposed to get on 95 off the turnpike.  It had me on the way to Homestead.  Luckily I realized the problem immediately and was able to get back on track.

We decided to check in at the race before our hotel.  Parking was at a premium.  We wound up parking illegally along with a bunch of other illegally parked vehicles hoping there was safety in numbers.

The registration process was kind of a pain in the ass.  Ali had signed us up online and paid for everything at that point.  I flashed the woman my drivers license, she says “Shawn Duffey?” yep.  Then she tells me I have to fill out some waiver down the line.

The waiver/form had to do with USAT triathlete membership which Ali again took care of online.  I handed her the form.  She asked to see the little packet with my info on it.  I pulled it out and looked at the name.  I did a double take when I saw it read “Sean Duffy”.  This guy was 34 years old.  Wow what are the odds of running into your namesake albeit spelled differently, my name isn’t exactly John Smith.

So I had to go back to the main desk and hope they had a second Shawn Duffey in there, they did, whew.   After that snafu I had three more stops, one to get the chip, one to get the shirt and one more to get the race packet.  It seemed like there could have been a more efficient way to handle the check in process.

After registration we had to check in our bikes.  They are VERY strict with the bike area.  Some high end road bikes are worth 5-6K or more so they can’t be casual with security.  Only actual race participants are allowed in the bike area.

Before entering we also got our race numbers written on our bodies.  They do this as a back up in case you lose your race bib.  They write your number on your upper arm and your leg.  In addition they write your age on the back of your calf.

The race had a total of 1600 participants so that is a LOT of bikes.  Ali, Michelle and I found our respective locations and parked our bikes there, each spot was labeled with a race number.

After check in we walked around the vendor area where we looked at some tri-gear and snagged some free Muscle Milk and POM.  I was relieved when we got back to the van and saw there was no ticket on the windshield.

Ali booked a hotel that was literally a block or two from the park where the race was being held which was fantastic.  We unloaded the van and headed up stairs.  We let Ali and Michelle check us in since we only claimed two people were staying in the room instead of four.  We wanted to avoid extra occupancy charges.

The room was quite nice.  It was big with a great view of the bay and the park. Of course the first thing I really noticed was the bidet in the bathroom.  I never stayed in a place that had one. I found it rather fascinating.

I turned on the water to the bidet and tried to imagine how you would actually utilize it.  It seemed totally unpractical. It looked like it wouldn’t do much to help clean you up. Instead it seemed like it would just give you wet underwear.

We wanted to eat an early dinner so we headed downstairs around 6 to an Italian restaurant attached to the hotel.  The food we had was good, the service was not.  Our “waiter” also seemed to be the maitre’d as well.  He was some very italian looking guy that was polite enough but not very good at service.  Two of our food orders came out incorrectly and as the place got busier he was dreadfully slow at checking back with us.  His 10% tip reflected the poor service.

We entertained ourselves at dinner by looking at people’s calves.  We would look at the person, guess their age and then look at their calf to see how close we were.  Some people looked way older than what their leg said.  It was kind of weird having the age of most people out there on display.

After dinner the girls wanted to check out the pool which was out on a patio around the 9th floor of this sky high building. Instead of hitting the pool first we headed to the huge 4 tub jacuzzi area.  The 102 degree water was quite toasty.  It didn’t take long until it became a little too warm.  We walked over to the pool area.

Christy wanted to jump in to cool off.  Ali, Michelle and I really didn’t feel the need to jump into the cooler pool water but I eventually did after prodding from the other three.  After our  brief dip we headed back to the room.

Our sleeping arrangements had not yet been finalized.  I was trying to convince the three girls to sleep together in the king size bed and that I would sleep on the sofa bed.  However other than a brief photo session I was unable to pull it off.

Ali and I wound up sleeping on the king with Christy and Michelle on the sofa bed. We were all tired and thought it would be wise to try to get a good night’s sleep since we planned to leave the hotel around 6:15 am.  I closed my eyes about quarter after 9.

My plans for a solid night’s sleep were scuttled by a full bladder.  I had been drinking a lot of fluids to be hydrated for the event.  I woke up about 2:45 am having to pee badly.  At first I hoped I could just fall back asleep but I soon realized that wouldn’t happen.

The light switch for the bathroom was hardwired to the light over the sink outside the bathroom so if I flipped the light it would spill out into the room. I didn’t want to wake anyone up so I grabbed my Iphone and used it as a makeshift night light.  I held it in the dark bathroom to help me aim.  I tried to pee quietly but there wasn’t much I could do.  The flushing of the toilet was rather loud too unfortunately.

Even after relieving myself I had a hard time falling back asleep.  The mattress on the bed was sort of bowled out so I felt like I was laying at an angle.  I started hearing all kinds of noise outside.  I found it hard to believe I could hear the thumping bass of some moron down on the street 9 floors up.  I am not sure how long I laid there before falling back asleep, at least an hour I am sure.

Christy was up prior to the 5:45 am alarm I had set taking a shower.  We all rolled out of bed groggy but excited that it was race day.  We rolled out of the hotel and walked down to the race area.

Participants only had up until 7am to do their final prep in the transition area and then they were kicked out.  Basically the goal is to lay out and organize all of your race gear in a way that you can get in and out as quickly as possible.

All of my training was about the physical events, not the transition and it showed.  I had a pile of crap laid down by my bike with very little thought of just how long it may take me to put it all on.

I was surprised that we got a message from Randall that he was on site.  I knew he said he was going to come down and watch but I didn’t expect him to be there so early.  We found him as we were walking towards the swim start to check it out.

The water felt warm enough but the shoreline was extremely rocky.  None of us looked forward to trying to traverse this terrain.  We felt better when we later found out the swim start was in water so you didn’t have to try to run across the rocks.

We had two and a half hours until our race started so we headed back up to the room briefly.  We hoped we could see the start of the Olympic distance triathlon which started earlier.  We couldn’t really see much from our vantage point.

We headed back down to the park.  We hadn’t eaten any real food for breakfast so that was a primary goal.  We were hoping to find a place that just sold bagels or something along those lines.  They had race food but it was for post race, not-pre.  We had to settle for some packs of biscotti  that were being sold from a mobile coffee van. In addition to that I had a couple muscle milks and water, yum.

We spent some of our free time watching the Olympic distance athletes come in.  Their swim distance was much longer than ours, .9 miles versus .25.  They actually got dropped off by a ferry to an island and then have to swim back to shore.

I was amazed how quickly some of them were able to transition to the bike portion of the race.  They already had their bike shoes clipped to the pedals so they would just run in, grab their helmet and sunglasses and run back out.

Eventually we approached the start of our race.  They start the race in waves based on age.  They broke it down into 29 and under, 30-39 and 40 and above.  Ali and Michelle were actually in the first wave, I was scheduled to start 6 minutes after them in the third wave. I was back with my group so I didn’t see Ali and Michelle actually start but I saw it later on the video Randall shot.

It wasn’t long until I was in the water myself.  The start of the swim was hectic.  You have bodies everywhere.  You have to struggle to find a space to swim where you can go without kicking or being kicked by someone else, it’s pretty frustrating.

For the most part I was able to navigate through the traffic ok.  A couple times I got involved in backups.  I would find myself behind someone that was either going slow or completely stopped so I had to stop or slow down and then the person behind me runs into me and so on and so forth.  I also didn’t do a good job of navigating the buoys.

I wound up going underneath the first left turn, there was a log jam of humanity there.  On the second turn I was wide so I think I probably added some distance and time to the swim.  Swimming in the open water was definitely more challenging than my pool training.

Even though I have swam as much as 1000 meters in the pool that was 25 yards at a time.  At the end of each lap you are grabbing the wall momentarily and pushing back in the opposite direction.  Well with an open water swim there are no breaks, nothing to grab onto or push off of, it’s one continuous effort.

On the positive side, the water was calm and after that initial left turn you were swimming with the current.   I tried to keep my stroke steady without going nuts, I wanted to make sure I didn’t blow out in the first event.  Even with my efforts I emerged from the water a little more tired than I would have liked.  After navigating the steep bank out of the water I jogged the rest of the way into the transition area for T1.

It didn’t take me long to realize that I was unwise with transition choices.  While others were basically grabbing their bike and running out I was stuck there trying to pull up bike shorts over a wet bathing suit, yanking on a shirt, putting on my race bib belt, fumbling to get my Oakleys out of their case, putting on socks, bike shoes and finally my helmet.  It seemed like I was in there forever.

Finally I grabbed my bike and headed out on to the bike course.  My legs still felt mushy from the swim.  Just before I got to the area where you could mount the bike I had a shooting pain in my (good) left knee.  I was like WTF?????  I ignored it, got on my bike and started pedaling, hoping it would subside.  Luckily it did.

The first part of the bike course was slow going for me.  First off I still felt like I was recovering from the swim.  Second the first part of the course was on rough city streets with lots of turns.  I didn’t try to set the world on fire by any means.

Eventually we got out onto better roadways where I could concentrate more on pace.  On the way out you were riding against mostly a headwind.  I was working hard to keep my speed at 16.5 to 17.5.  Then, the hills hit.

I gave zero thought to what the course was like ahead of time.  I didn’t know anything about it really.  Well of course south Florida is flat but we do have a lot of bridges.  Well the bridges around Miami Beach are long, steep and HIGH.

I dropped gears and powered through them the best I could.  I was passed the most on the bike portion of the event but not on the hills. On hills I was the one doing the passing for whatever reason.  The funny thing was I would pass people on the hills only to have them pass me again on the downhill/flat side.  I went back and forth with a pack of about 10 riders the entire race.

In total we went over probably 5 inclines, none of which were easy.  To give you an idea of how steep some of the bridges were, I was clocking in at 32 mph on the downside of one of them without pedaling one stroke.

As I was riding along I noticed how hot I was feeling, even with the air blowing on me constantly.  I could only imagine how brutal it was going to feel once the run began.

So I completed the 13 mile bike leg and headed back into the transition.  Once again I was slow, even slower than my first transition.  Part of it was being just plain old pooped.  After throwing on my sneakers I slammed down a granola bar and washed it down with some sport drink.  My chip time said that I spent almost a full 4 minutes for the T2 transition which is horrible.

Finally I got out onto the running course and started moving.  My legs did not feel good.  It felt like I was running in cement.  As slow as I thought I was going, others were going slower as I passed a bunch right away.  This became a theme of my run.  Unlike the bike where I was passed often, in the run I was the one doing the passing.

They had some water very early in the run, it seemed kind of odd to have it right away.  I was thankful for it regardless as I sipped some and dumped the rest on my head.  I was really tired.

I soon made a left turn and looked in disgust at what was ahead of me, ANOTHER huge, long bridge.  I was still at the point where my legs were trudging a long.  Now instead of being able to work out that feeling I had to deal with climbing this f’ing bridge, twice.

There was zero shade on this portion of the course, it was just bright sunshine, high humidity, heat bouncing off the road in your face and an incline.  All I had to do was take a glance ahead to know what was in store for me.  There were tons of people walking, I bet at least half of the group going uphill was walking.

It was then that the mental battle begun.  The weak part of you says “look, all of those other people are walking.  You are so tired, just walk for a bit”   Then the drill sergeant in my head barks back ” I don’t care how slow you are running up that hill. You WILL run.  You will not stop for anything” In the end the sergeant won out.

I did not stop for one moment, I ran up those mother f’ing hills and ran through the water stops.  If nothing else I wanted to be able to say I didn’t stop.  Your mind plays games as you are putting yourself through physical exertion like this.  I tried to do things to take my mind off how I was feeling.

As I would pass a guy I would notice the age on his leg. “See you later 34 year old. Ah got 10 years on you Mr 32 and you are walking”  It was really amazing just how many people were walking on those hills, they were that tough.  I saw people wearing half Ironman jerseys that were walking for cripes sake.

Like I said, I did tons of passing during the run.  In total I have no doubt that at least 100 people dropped behind me during the 5K and most all of them on those hills.  Even though I had my GPS running I didn’t look at it a single time during the run.  I just wanted to not stop, that was it.

Finally I got to the two mile mark which was at around the crest of going back over the bridge.  I knew this was the last of the hills. I knew I could now finish without stopping.  That last 1.12 miles sure seemed long to me.  There was a woman that started her kick when she thought we were close and faded before we even got to home stretch when I passed her.  Once I hit the final 100 yards I gave what little I had left in the tank and accelerated.  I actually passed one more person in the last 10-20 yards.

I had no idea what my real time was.  I was unable to track it accurately with my gps.  It wasn’t until this morning when I saw my official time of 1:37:43.  When I crossed the line I was totally spent.  After a very quick congrats to Ali and Michelle I mumbled something about having to go find some shade and lay down.  I felt totally gassed.  I wandered away without really letting anyone know where I was going.

I found a small shady spot under a tree and sat down under it.  I just sat there trying to recuperate as I looked back upon the race.  I was surprised that I didn’t pass Ali and Michelle.  I thought during the course of the race I would be able to make up that 6 or 7 minute lead.

Eventually Randall found me under the tree.  He said the girls were in the food line.  I shuffled over there and asked Ali to bring me over some stuff and then shuffled back to my shady spot.  Once they brought me over some food I started to feel a bit better.

Ali told me that by her watch her time was around 1:42, far better than the 2 hour goal she set for herself.  When we saw the official results we found out just how well she did, she finished 8th out of 30 in her age group which is fantastic! Michelle did fantastic as well, finishing 12th in her age group.  I only beat her by about a minute in total time.

Eventually I felt recovered enough to walk back to the room.  While the girls took showers, Randall decided to accompany me up to the pool area where I cleaned up with a dip in the pool.

We got the van all packed up, thanked Randall for coming out and supporting/filming us and headed out.  On the way home it was our mission to find a Dunkin Donuts.  I definitely needed the caffeine boost for the drive back.  We also snagged some Subway sandwiches for our lunch.

The drive back felt very long to me.  I just wanted to get home. Most of the conversation was all race related, everyone sharing their experiences from the event.  After dropping off Michelle and Christy we headed back home.

I had hoped that my mom would have stuck around long enough that we could at least say HI and tell her about the race.  However we pulled up to an empty driveway around 3:30. By the time everything was unloaded it was time to flip on the Eagles game.

Wow, they stomped the Jaguars.  The people that were proclaiming Mike Vick as the next coming of Jesus are looking pretty good right now.  He had another great game.  I’m happy to see him doing well and the team winning as a result.  It still doesn’t change my opinion that in the big picture this is not a good thing.  Hopefully he proves me wrong.

Actually the thing I appreciated the most yesterday was the defense didn’t play like a bunch of p@ssies when they got up big.  Unlike the week before when they went into coward-mode, this week the Bird stayed aggressive, continuing to put pressure on the Jaguars all the way to the end.

Maybe Andy Reid and Howdy Doody actually did learn something from the Detroit game.  Personally I will NEVER get angry if the Birds lose while being aggressive.  Losing by being passive is 1000 times worse.

Actually the only thing that annoyed me yesterday was DeSean Jackson. Hey, he is on my fantasy team so I was thrilled he put up some big numbers.  What pissed me off was that third down play where he had an EASY first down if he took a few steps FORWARD.  Instead he did what he does so often, run backwards and sideways, taking what would have been a sure first down and blowing it.

He has done this run backwards thing from day one.  As far as I can recall, nearly every single time he does it, it is a fail.  I can’t believe the coaches haven’t broken him of this bad habit by now.  Maybe in college he was fast enough to make those guys miss when he ran backwards, it doesn’t work in the NFL.  Go forward DeSean and stop being cute.  He also was lazy on an out pattern where he didn’t get both feet down.

Next up is the Skins and Donovan in Philly.  That game is going to make all sorts of headlines regardless of the outcome.

After the game I ripped the video Randall shot to YouTube . Zoe our ex-neighbors dog was dropped off for nearly a full week of dog sitting.  She is a very much in your face type of dog.  Last night I had no energy for it.

So my first triathlon is under my belt.  Ali asked if I felt like I had the “bug” now.  I don’t think I do.   I really enjoyed training for it the most.  As I said before, when I put myself in race situations like that I don’t really enjoy the mental anguish it involves.  But like anything else, the things you take the most pride in are also typically the most difficult.  I am sure I’ll be doing some more triathlons, in spite of myself.

When I break down the results I obviously really hurt my overall time with slow transitions.  I spent almost 7 minutes in transition.  In comparison Michelle spent about 3.  It is definitely something I will pay more attention to in the future.

Today I don’t feel too bad at all, just an overall whole body tiredness.  Most importantly that pain in my left knee hasn’t resurfaced.  I have been walking the high wire when it comes to my knees and impact events.

Apprentice air flow loss tester, locked and loaded, hero given the boot

So yesterday afternoon I had to meet the AC contractors once again.  This time it was to have our AC system tested for air flow loss, a requirement to qualify for the Florida $1500 HVAC rebate.  The test was to be conducted by Julie, the same woman that gave us the quote on system replacement. The test is designed to measure the amount of air loss in your AC system by depressurizing it.

Not only do they depressurize your AC system, they do the same to the house.  The way they do this is by putting a tarp that goes into your front door opening.  The tarp has a hole in it where a fan is mounted that sucks air out of the house.  It took a little while till everything was set up.  Julie turned on the fan and all of the cool air was sucked out of the house.

When the house is at a negative pressure level you can easily feel the various spots where air leaks into and out of the living space.  As I walked around I could feel the air rushing in from behind every single outlet cover, light switch and light fixture.  The worst offender of all were the vents in both bathrooms.  Evidently the builder used a cheap, shitty model that does not close off air flow when they aren’t running, what a surprise.

After depressurizing the house all of the air vents had to be covered.  Julie is a short little middle aged woman.  I actually covered up the vents that were high on the vault ceiling as she would have a tough time reaching them.

It was pretty obvious that Julie had just recently completed the training for the testing.  She had to read the directions often during the set up process, it was easy to tell she wasn’t quite sure how it all should go.  Once she started depressurizing the the ac system she was getting numbers that weren’t good.  To pass the test the CFM flow through a closed ac system for our size equipment should be no more than 180 cfm.  She was seeing numbers in the low 300’s.

Her instructions told her to open a door in the house for some reason.  I cracked the rear slider about a foot.  The house was still being depressurized.  Opening the slider resulted in a very strong wind blowing right through the great room out to the front door, it was very weird.

Julie was still not getting numbers that seemed right.    I walked around the house and discovered that the vent in the laundry room was not covered.  I grabbed the film and covered it.  Doing so dropped the number down into the high 200’s.  Julie was perplexed why the number would still be that high.  She headed up in the attic to look for any obvious leaks.

Before Julie went into the attic she was already sweated through her shirt from working inside the house with no AC running.  Even though it was overcast and raining, going into the attic was still going to be a pretty brutal venture.  Julie was no stranger to getting dirty so up she went.  She meticulously went around the system and taped/mastik’d anything that looked even slightly questionable.  While she did that I went around the house and did additional covering of the vents.  Julie had just put the film over register itself but didn’t extend the film over the edge onto the drywall.  I could feel that some air was getting sucked in behind the register so I re-covered every vent in the house. I also was adjusting the fan flow on the diagnostic equipment to keep the pressure numbers in the proper range.

Between Julie’s efforts and mine the CFM number dropped down to 220, better but not a passing grade.  By the time Julie came out of the attic she was a total mess.  She had completely sweated through all of her clothes and was covered in dirt.  I felt really bad that she had to endure that and gave her a few bottles of water.

She was annoyed that after all that effort that the number still wasn’t what it should be.  Then she said she was going to turn off the fan that was depressurizing the house and see what the number was.   After flipping off the big fan the AC reading dropped down to 134 cfm, well below what it needed to be.  “There you go!” she said.  She said it didn’t make sense what the instructions were telling her to do ( opening a door while depressurizing the house).  She said she is going to use 134 as the official number.

I was fine with using the 134 number although I am not totally convinced that the house legitimately passed.  While Julie was up there she noticed that the return duct was leaking around a spot where it was seamed together.  She said she wanted to replace that duct to avoid possible future problems.  Since there was no additional charge I was fine with the proactive work, it just means we have to have Ali at the house again whenever it happens.

During the job I got a background about Julie.  She told me about her horrendous real estate situation.  Her home has dropped down to 25% of  it’s highest value.  This year she is on pace to make about 45% of what she normally makes due to the bad economy and some changes in the company.  It made me feel better about giving her our business.

There was one more thing that was supposed to be addressed during Julie’s visit.  Along with the vents being replaced, the return grill was also replaced.  The return was supposed to be the same size as what we had, 18×24.  Well it wasn’t, it was slightly bigger so our normal filters would not fit, they were a little too small.  Julie brought stuff to extend the flange in the return so the filters would fit.

Well when I saw how much of a mess Julie was when she came out of the attic I took it upon myself to do the flange work myself.  Julie made absolutely no fuss about me doing the work and told me where the supplies were.  I used her ladder, her snips, her metal and her pan head screws. She worked on putting away all of the equipment while I installed the flange extension which took me maybe 15 minutes.  After I was done I was able to put our filters in without them getting sucked into the return although Julie said the filters we had were too restrictive and not recommended.

So Julie finally was ready to head out, in total she was at our house around 4 hours, much longer than I expected.  I was hoping I would be 100% done with the AC replacement process after yesterday but unfortunately the finish line is a bit farther away.  One other piece of the puzzle was completed yesterday when the new system was inspected and passed by the county guy.

So after my back and forth exchange yesterday with my IX Webhosting support hero I was contacted by his manager per my request later in the day.  He had read the emails and had a general idea of what went down.  I quickly and calmly recounted what went down and why I was annoyed with it.

The manager listened and reiterated that normally support doesn’t get involved in email recovery at all but also agreed that since IX did start the process it should have been handled better.  He agreed that Brandon made a few mistakes like not setting up an OOO reply on his email and not working hard enough at following up on the problem before the old data was destroyed.  By the time we were done he had a clear understanding of what upset me about what happened.

The manager also honored my request to assign me to a new support hero and assured me that Brandon would be talked to about what was wrong about the way this was handled.  My new hero Tom left me a voicemail and email yesterday saying he was happy to help me in any way he could in the future.  I think Tom and I will get along  just fine.

This weekend is going to be my first sprint triathlon.  It’s going to consume most of our weekend.  We plan to leave Saturday afternoon for the Sunday race.  Luckily my mom agreed to come over Saturday and dog sit for us.

There are a lot of hoops to jump through for these races.  You HAVE to check in the day before, no if’s and’s or but’s.  Checking in means leaving your bike there, getting numbers written on your body and giving you all of your race stuff.

Then on race day, even though you already did all that crap on Saturday, they want you to still show up like 3 hours early.  I see a whole lot of hurry up and wait time this weekend, something I totally loathe.

Not only are we bed pooling with Michelle and Christy we also are going to all car pool in the party van.  In order to accommodate three bikes and 4 people I am going to hopefully utilize the bike rack to hold at least two of the three bikes.  I don’t think I could lay three bikes on top of the bed in the back.

As of now I am not really nervous about the event.  I have done the training and I know I can do it, it’s just a matter of how fast.  In a way I always dread real races because I know how hard I push myself.  In the moments of extreme exertion your mind and body play nasty games back and forth.  High, wimpy voices in your head say it would be easy to just stop or slow down.  Manly, deep voices say suck it up p&ssy!  It will be done soon enough!

Do the hard thing, the power will come.

IX Webhosting drops the ball

I just got done email ranting to my support “hero” at IX Webhosting.  With my server transfer I had to clear a number of hurdles in the process, many of which required assistance from their staff.  They managed to handle my issues efficiently and quickly.  Ironically the only one that didn’t was my “dedicated” support hero.

IX instituted this hero plan early in 2010.  Basically the idea was there was one person that was your go to guy if you had an issue.  They were assigned to your account specifically.  Well my guy is some kid named Brandon.

After my server transfer took place I was contacted by one of my users saying he had some email in a folder on the old mail server.  He was asking if I could get it moved over to the new mail server.  Sure, that shouldn’t be a problem, I’ll contact my “hero”.

Well Brandon was out of the office for extended periods of time during this process.  He hadn’t thought it would be important to do something as simple as put an Out of Office message on his email account so customers would know he was out and not simply ignoring their request.

You see time was at a premium because after you transfer servers you only have two weeks until the old data is purged.  Well eventually Brandon responded to my request but said it had to be forwarded to a senior tech that had access to pull the old mail.

The senior tech pulled some of the mail but not all of it.  I asked that the rest be pulled over.  Now this senior tech was out of the office and Brandon acted like this tech was the ONLY person that could do this, indicating there was nothing he could do personally.  Well obviously IX has more than one administrator with this ability but Brandon didn’t want to “bother” them.

So after a few more days of nothing happening I again follow up and get this reply from someone at their Romanian help desk.

Dear Shawn,

Thank you for update. We were able to move previous folder because we were able to get needful files from the old mail server. Unfortunately our system has already started to remove old files due to time passed from control panel migration. Sorry for possible inconvenience.

Basically he was saying sorry, you are f’d.

I was extremely annoyed and responded that the folder was lost because IX drug their feet in addressing my request for a week or more.  Brandon himself responded with an apology that wasn’t an apology.

He basically said that I was told that I had to back everything up and since I didn’t back up this user’s email folder that was my problem, not theirs.  Never mind that I contacted IX way before the files were no longer available.

Well as you can imagine, I didn’t react well to this.  After a series of angry emails to my “hero” I finished up with this.

The more you say the worse it sounds. You apologize and then basically say you don’t apologize.

Let me give you a comparison. Let’s say you traded in your car for a new model.  You thought you had everything out of the car but you realized you left something in the glove box.  You contact your salesman and ask them to retrieve the item for you.  He isn’t there and you leave him a voicemail.

He doesn’t return your call for several days, he was out of the office.  He didn’t take any provisions to let his customers know this.  You tell him your issue, he says he will take care of it.  Well after another 4 or 5 days you still have not gotten your item back.  You find out again the salesman was out of the office and nobody was following up in his absence.

When he comes back a second time he contacts you and tells you “So sorry, your car was sent to the crusher, your item was destroyed, it’s your fault”

Now put yourself in my shoes, perhaps you can understand my anger.

I am hoping to get assigned to a different support hero that is a bit more responsible. I’ll ask Phil for this.

Mold ahoy, ecart aggravation, foursome

So yesterday I brought in one of the shoo fly pies to work to share with my co-workers.  I have told them about the mysterious pie many times but most had never seen/eaten one.  I had a slice with my coffee and other people tried it as well.  By lunch time it was half eaten.

During the afternoon I told another department about the pie, hoping to get it all consumed by days end.  Shortly after a few people sampled I heard worried voices approaching the door.  “you have to throw out that pie right now!” they say, it has MOLD!

She showed me her piece, in an air pocket at the bottom there was clearly mold growing on some molasses. Great.  We went in and looked at the pie and saw more mold in another air pocket.  Into the trash the pie went.

It was not very cool to present co-workers with moldy pie.  I told Ali about it and she was mortified.  She had given another two pies to the neighbors and she was afraid they were moldy too.  She later warned them to inspect the shoo fly’s carefully.

The 8 pies that Ali got had expiration dates that were a week apart.  Some were marked as expiring on Sept 24th, the others Oct 1st.  The mold pie was a 9/24 model.

Last night I pulled another pie out and cut it up, carefully inspecting it for mold, it was clean, it also was a 10/1 pie.  We have at least two more 9/24 pies in the freezer.  My plan is to do something similar to these, cut them apart and make sure they aren’t fuzzy inside before consuming them. Gross stuff huh?

I have been spending a lot of time in the past week or two working on a alternative credit card processing option for the running club.  My hope is if I can reduce the cost of accepting credit card entries from $3.25 per person down to less than a dollar. We can easily absorb that additional cost instead of charging the runner that fee, removing a hurdle to online registration for runners.

I have been able to set up an account with Google Checkout, and a Zencart shopping application pretty easily.  My main challenges were how to be able to export race registrations in a bulk manner and getting the two things to talk to each other. Zencart is an open source product.  Trying to nail down various issues requires a lot of Google searching.

Finally yesterday I got both issues mostly resolved.  I was able to buy a race in my store, have it processed in Google Checkout and have the purchase show up back in my store.  I was also able to generate a file that I would be able to import into the timing system.

Now I have to do some pretty extensive testing and tweaking to go through the checkout process and make sure it works even if someone does something dumb, which will surely happen.

This weekend is my sprint triathlon in Miami.  Last night Ali asked if I cared if Christy and Michelle stayed in the room with us, since it has a king size bed and a queen sofa bed.  Hmmm let me think about this, do I want to sleep with three women or not?  Of course I said I was fine with it. 🙂

Wow American Idol CATAPULTED over the shark with their new judge announcements, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler, how lame.  That show is done.  I predict it goes no longer than two more seasons.