Archives 2011

Do you see a pattern here?

Wow Tony Hawk is quite the scum bag huh?

It was recently announced he was divorcing his 3rd wife. Oh well lots of famous people go through marriages like cars, right?  Well yea but not quite like this.

Tony left his first wife in order to marry his nanny.  Then, he later divorced his nanny to marry his publicist.  This time around he is leaving the publicist because he is banging the wife of his longtime best friend and business partner, Matt Goodman.  Goodman and his wife had been married for 20 years.

Obviously Tony is one of those guys that gets off on the forbidden fruit syndrome.  What a dope.

Shielding, full disclosure

Today the first step of Rhinoshielding begins, they pressure wash and clean the exterior of the structure.  I am a bit concerned that because the time line for this was accelerated that perhaps they could rush and cut corners.  I plan to express that concern to Jay, my sales guy, who is supposed to meet me after work to confirm the game plan.

I did them a favor by not making a stink for double scheduling their work.  I don’t want to be rewarded by that with work that is not done up to normal par.  I have been so conditioned by years and years of poor service that I automatically have my guard up, expecting that someone is going to try to screw me.  Since I have a check at home with both the contractors and my name on it,  I have the hammer.  I won’t be signing until I make sure everything is done as promised.

Last night I was at the monthly meeting for the running club board of directors.  It went relatively well compared to some of our meetings that can run on for seemingly endless hours with lots of jaw flapping and little actually getting done.  I actually took up a good chunk of the time talking about various mostly technical issues.

Recently, George, my part time run pacer, running store owner and board member became one of my Facebook friends.  Many people that know me personally and then meet my virtual self are surprised by my online verbosity, considering in person, I am relatively quiet.  I have always been and always will be better at writing than speaking.

Well like many others George has taken to reading my blog.  At the meeting he was recanting my entries from the past few days as proof of his devout readership.  If I actually considered who potentially reads my stuff I am sure I would steer entries more to the vanilla side of things which in turn would result in stuff that is as interesting to read as obituaries.  After all, I am exposing opinions, experiences and feelings that many people just keep to themselves.

No worries, I have been going strong with blogging for 8 years.  I have been told by a surprising amount of people that I have a weird ability to describe my mostly mundane existence on this planet in a way that makes it somewhat interesting.

George, look on the right column of the blog under the Archives section.  There is enough there to keep you reading for days.

Crazy people love natural disasters

Did you happen to see the video of the young woman thanking God for the earthquake and tsunami in Japan?  Her spin was God was punishing Japan for not being a christian country.    And yes, she appeared totally serious. I’d link it to you but it looks like somebody was wise enough to take it down.

She is far from alone in her idea that God was punishing Japan for it’s atheistic ways, in fact even Glenn Beck insinuated much of the same hooey on his show.  Anyone that prays at the altar of that guy should be ashamed in my opinion.  I mean what the f are these idiots thinking?

God is sort of like a street punk and if you piss him off he is gonna pop a cap in your ass?

Religion is on shaky enough ground without people like this shining a bright spotlight on just how bizarre the hardcore nut jobs really are.

 

 

Time warp, ran

After work last night I met up with Ali over at Sugden Park, one of my favorite places to run.  We are in the middle of a beautiful stretch of weather right now which added to the experience.  We did some interval work where you run slower and the faster for a period of time.  I am a good training partner for this type of work for Ali since I can run slightly faster. Ali did a good job during the speed miles, running one of them in under a 9 minute mile pace.

Right after we got done I heard my phone ringing in the truck.  It was our sales guy from Rhinoshield, he said an issue came up.  “Oh no” I thought to myself, let me guess, he is going to try to come back at me with a higher price or something.

Well it wasn’t anything like that at all.  The problem was he didn’t realize that they had a large commercial job scheduled to be done next week when our house was supposed to be painted.  He said however that they could actually start on our house THIS Wednesday.  I quickly conferred with Ali to see if we could make that work.  It seemed like we could so I said sure, let’s start Wednesday.

So now all of a sudden the paint prep that I planned to do either later in the week or this upcoming weekend had to be done NOW since Tuesday night I wasn’t going to be home.  So as soon as I got home it was immediately into haul ass mode, thank goodness the clocks changed to give me an additional hour of sunlight.

I headed out on to the lanai and removed everything from the area to be painted.  I removed the big nasty tv holder that was on the wall, hoses on the sides of the house, the two rain barrels, trash cans, etc…  The rain barrels were gross inside, both covered with some variety of black slime.  I plan to give both of them a thorough cleaning before they are put back into service.

The plan is the crew arrives Wednesday to do the exterior cleaning and then prep and painting should be finished up by Saturday.  It’s cool that it is happening that soon. I wish I would be around during the day so I could watch and document the process some more.

Can you imagine going through a 9.0 earthquake, a horrible tsunami and THEN having to worry about being microwaved by a runaway nuclear power plant?  Wow.  But, if anyone can handle it, it’s the Japanese. They are as tireless and resilient as they come.

Japan, Weekend, bad info

Wow I don’t even know how to describe my feelings when it comes to the Japanese tsunami.  The pictures and video coming out of the country are just incredible.  I mean how do you even begin to address both the immediate emergency needs to make sure more people don’t die in the short term as well as formulate a plan for long term recovery?  Overwhelming doesn’t begin to describe the task at hand.

The scenes looked straight out of a movie, it was just unbelievable.  If a 9.0 earthquake and a hellacious tsunami wasn’t bad enough now they are trying to prevent several nuclear power plants from melting down.  It is just an horrible calamity.

Ali told me she read that the quake literally moved the coastline of Japan 8 feet and altered the axis of the planet.

On Friday night Ali asked me if I was going to go do the early Saturday run and then go to work.  I initially told her no, that the last thing I wanted to do was to go run and then go into work.  However as the night went on I almost found myself feeling guilty since time wise it would work out about perfectly, run at 6, be at work by 8.  I told Ali I changed my mind and that I would go do the run.

Saturday morning it was quite chilly when we got up with temps in the mid to upper 40’s.  Ali had all of her skin covered except her face.  I went the other direction, wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and shorts.  Although the air felt chilly when I first emerged from the truck once I got moving I felt just fine.

Ali prefers running in warmer weather, although I like warmer weather for most everything else, for running, I much prefer temps in the 50’s than the 80’s.  I ran with George and some other club members the entire way while Ali ran with Christy and Michelle.  I had a great run, feeling solid throughout.  Running with others really helps settle a noisy mind and keep it from driving you insane.  I finished 7.12 miles at a 9:20 something pace.

When Ali got back to the park she said she had an awful run.  She later told me how she was freezing on the run back and how the headwind was really bothering her.  I told her I honestly hadn’t even noticed a headwind coming back in.  We had much different runs.  Ali and I are supposed to run together after work tonight which should be good.

After the run I changed clothes and headed to work.  I had a project going on that involved replacing all of the switches on our network as well as connecting everything in our NOC to brand new wiring that was installed a couple months back.  We also replaced all of the patch cables at every patch panel in the building as well as in the NOC.

It was tedious work for sure.  We had several rat nests of old cable piled through out the room.  When I was removing old wire under the floor I resorted to just cutting a bunch of it out with scissors than try to untangle countless snags from years of neglect.  I had two other guys in there helping me which was great.  Originally I had ideas of taking on the entire project myself which would have taken FOREVER.

I left the office around 1:30.  There are still some loose ends to clean up but for the most part the job was incident free.  I have a second Saturday of work coming up sometime in the next few weeks.  I want to totally gut our two server racks and redo them so everything is more functional, organized and aesthetically pleasing.

After work I headed right to mom’s place to pick her up.  I decided to go straight up Tamiami Trail which was a big mistake.  The road was just clogged with snowbirds, I swear at least half of the plates I saw were from non-Florida destinations.  A drive that should have taken 25 minutes took 40.

On the way back to our place Mom and I stopped at Home Depot.  The stop was so I could grab some more weed and feed to battle dollar weed in the yard as well as picking up some additional color swatches for potential exterior house colors.  We wanted mom to help us in the process of picking out color combo’s since she is much better at that than either Ali or myself.

When we were there I told mom I wanted to grab a couple more things for the garden.  Mom saw a mature tomato plant that already had a small cage on it and a few tomatoes starting.  It was cheap, I told her to throw it on the flat bed.  I then talked her into letting me get her more stuff to start her own mini-garden at home.  When you are unemployed, growing your own food is a smart idea.

We got her two long and narrow rectangular planters, the type you could normally put on a window sill.  Mom got some herbs, a pepper plant, lettuce, arugula and some spinach.  She was excited about the idea of starting her own mini-garden.  Over the years she did a lot of gardening, it was nice to see her eager to jump back into it.

Saturday night Ali prepared a good supper which we enjoyed while watching Grown Ups, my latest Netflix dvd delivery.  It was a cute movie with lots of laugh out loud moments that everyone seemed to enjoy.  I’d give it a solid B.

On Sunday morning I was greeted by the incessant yipping by one of the two new dogs our neighbor acquired a few months ago, a tiny chihuahua.   Whenever I would go into the back yard the dog, which is smaller than most cats would bark constantly.  The neighbor seemed to not notice at all as the dog was left outside for the majority of the day.  If you ever heard a chihuahua bark, (Amy) you know how maddening it can become very quickly.  I can see a conversation coming up sometime in the future with my neighbor if she allows it to continue unabated.

Originally we had planned to have mom come to the water park with us on Sunday while Ali and I did some swimming at the lap pool.  However I called Saturday and after getting a run around a few times, I was told that the lap pool would be closed until later in the month.  But, even with the lap pool being closed I still suggested to mom we go just hang out there and have lunch, it’s a nice relaxing way to spend a Sunday.

Well Sunday morning the temps started out cool even though the forecast high was in the 80’s.  Mom said it was too cold for her to go to the water park so after a few attempts to change her mind I relented and agreed to take her home first and then Ali and I would go to the park.

Well by the time we got to the water park it was beautiful out, a perfect day to be there.  As we approached the entrance I heard the splash of someone diving off the diving board, which is attached to the lap pool! Mother f, the lap pool is open!  Ali was pissed as she hadn’t brought her stuff to swim laps.  I did because I had a feeling that I got bad information from my call experience on Saturday which went like this.

I call the number on their website and get a recording.  Odd, I thought, it is during hours the park is open so I hung up and called back.  This time I got some young sounding girl on the phone.  I asked her if the lap and diving pool were open again.  She said in annoyed tone “What??!!” So I repeated the question a second time.  She says “Please hold” and I am unceremoniously dumped to some guy’s voice mail.

Now I was pissed.  I call right back and again get the pre-recorded message, F.  I hang up and call again in a few minutes.  It sounds like I get this same, phone challenged girl.  I say “I just called a couple minutes ago and asked what should have been a pretty simple question and got dumped into voicemail.  IS THE LAP POOL OPEN YET? I KNOW IT WAS BEING REPAIRED.”

“Oh” she said, “no the lap pool won’t be open until spring break for the schools” (later this month)  Finally, an answer, although I was not surprised at all it turned out to be the wrong one.  I just had a feeling.

So anyway, like I said, Ali was fuming that she didn’t have her swimming equipment with based on the bad information I was given the day before.  I told Ali she could use my stuff, I would survive without it.  Swimming in a heavily chlorinated pool with no goggles is not much fun, my eyes were burning like mad for  a few laps.  Eventually the burning subsided and I just dealt with the blurry view of the line on the floor of the pool.  I put in a 1000 meters in the pool but it felt quite difficult.  Hopefully this is the start to building my swimming endurance back up on a consistent basis.

After swimming we were ready for lunch, however one glance to the food area revealed two very long lines.  I asked Ali if she was ok waiting a bit to eat to hopefully give the line time to die down, she was.  I almost fell asleep on my lounge chair immediately, I was really tired.  The only thing that kept me awake was the noise from the dancing fountain right in front of us.

Well after waiting maybe a half hour or so I looked at the line and it was still the same.  I told Ali I would just bite the bullet and go wait, she could come up and join me when I made it to the front.  Well wait I did, I was in the line for a good half hour.  The wait was not without entertainment of course.

The line was divided in two by wood stands that had string running between them.  Behind me in line there was a child that decided it would be fun to hang on the ropes.  As she did this it was pulling the front wood stand backwards, almost tipping it.  The two older ladies that the stand almost hit turned around and told the child to not do that.

Well of course the child ignored the women and the father seemed oblivious to what his daughter was doing.  Again she hung on the rope and this time the women had to catch the support to keep it from tipping over completely.  I knew I had to escalate the situation so I turned around and politely but firmly said to the father “Excuse me sir, if she keeps doing that she is going to pull the stands down” Well finally he paid attention although the child did not.  She continued to try to hang on the rope despite his increasingly strong verbal warnings.  Eventually he gave her a whack on the butt and picked her up which I am sure the PC’rs were appalled by.  Oh well.

As I waited I overheard the conversation behind me of the guy that was ex-military (Air Force) who has been out of a job for a year.  He was a generator and pc tech.   I also found out he is divorced, 40 something years old and that he once considered getting into Florida Highway Patrol.  He also was considering going BACK into the Air Force but he decided against it due to the age of his kid.  Yea that is a lot to overhear huh?  Hey I was in line a long time.

The rest of our Sunday was laid back.  Ali and I finalized our new color scheme which will be Dapper Tan for the walls and Olivewood for the accents.  I walked around the house and took various “before” pictures to document the transformation.  You can see just bad the stucco is in some spots.

 

 

 

Gurpreet, working weekend

So yesterday I was trying to migrate a physical server to a virtual variety. (need to do this?  get disk2vhd!)  I ran into a snafu with activation.  I was unable to reactivate the virtual version of the server using over the internet methods so I had to result to calling in for help.

I went through a series of four individuals in this process, every single individual was obviously Indian.  All of them were difficult to understand to varying degrees.  Of course I find this common strategy used by big companies of outsourcing their phone support to cheap Indian labor very frustrating and annoying.

Usually when someone resorts to calling a support line they are already annoyed enough as a result of whatever problem they are experiencing.  To compound that with having to muddle through communicating clearly with someone whose native language is not English is just stupid in my opinion.

I was unable to get immediate support for my issue and instead the third person I spoke to took my contact info for a call back.  By the time the 4th Indian, named Gurpreet, called me back I had already figured out the answer to my problem myself.

To be fair, all of the telephone representatives were polite enough albeit somewhat robotic.  I did my best to keep my tone with them equally polite, despite my dislike for what they represent.

FYI, if you are trying to migrate a physical server to a virtual copy and that server has an OEM Windows Server license, you will have issues.  OEM licenses live and die with that server hardware and can not be used in a virtual environment.

My solution to this issue is to upgrade the server to Windows Server 2003 R2 which I have a volume license for and THEN migrate it over using DISK2VHD.  I will then again use that volume license to activate the server in Hyper-V.

On Saturday I will be working at the office, replacing all of the switches with new ones as well as patching our NOC over to some new all CAT 6 wiring we had installed a couple months ago.  The hope is to squash a weird bug we have had with transfer speeds over our network in certain situations.

After work I plan to pick up mom to have her come out for a visit.  We want mom to help us cement the color choices for the exterior of the house.  We also thought on Sunday she could hang out at the water park with us while we get some laps in.

Ali probably had her best week in awhile as far as work goes.  Working less hours makes both her and I happier and results in a better quality of life all the way around.

Hopefully the Last Airbender, like a thief in the night

So last night I decided to pop in my latest Netflix dvd, The Last Airbender.  I had read soemthing last week around the Oscar broadcast that the movie was actually nominated for a Razzie, meaning it was pretty terrible.  Oh well, I thought it couldn’t be that bad, I like people with super powers and special effects.  I was wrong.

I thought the movie was in a word, awful. When I saw in the opening that this was a Nickelodeon film I didn’t realize that the script was written by 3rd graders, which it appeared to be.  I mean the dialogue was horrible.  I find it hard to believe that M. Night would sign on to direct this piece of trash, it totally removed any remaining ideas that he was a competent director.

It’s really hard to pinpoint what was the worst part of the film since there were many things to choose from like the atrocious acting, bad casting, compressed storyline or the laughable dialogue.

After I posted how much I hated the movie on Facebook I found out that the Reading Pagoda is actually in the movie.  However there was no way I was going to subject myself to watching that garbage a second time to actually spot it.

The movie did have a couple good things.  It was  a great flick to have on if you need to get chores done around the house.  I emptied the dishwasher and checked my email without having to hit the pause button once.  The other nice thing was it was as short as most animated films, the torture ends around the 90 minute mark.

The funniest thing of all if the plot is only halfway done, the Air Bender still has two more elements to master!  Do you think they would actually have the balls to produce the second film?  I certainly hope not.  I give the film a big, stinky D.  Make your kids watch it as punishment if they talk back.  It will probably work better than a time out.

So yesterday the Wisconsin legislature worked a loophole to jam through legislation to castrate the state worker’s union.  I find it hard to believe that this is really happening.  The Tea Party zealots actually have managed to get the middle class to cannibalize themselves while the 1 percenters just sit back in their plush leather recliners, sipping their brandy with a large smirk on their face.  It is amazing just how easily human beings can be manipulated.

Wet

Yesterday evening we had an unexpected deluge of rain.  This time of year in Naples is typically bone dry for weeks at a time.  It rained for several hours.

I have my running sneakers packed and I plan to resume my biking/running mid-week routine today.  To say I am pleased that my body has emerged from running a half marathon basically unscathed would be an understatement.  To be back on the treadmill a scant three days after the event is awesome based on my problematic knee history.

My mom is going to come out for a visit this weekend which should be nice.  I wanted to get her opinion on exterior colors for the Rhinoshield.  Obviously we are going to stay with safe, neutral colors but we would like to switch up what we have a little bit.  I was thinking on Sunday Mom could come with us to the water park where she could relax and hang out while Ali and I do some lap work, before taking her back home.

Rick Scott gave his “State of the State” address.  I was getting ready to watch Tivo while eating dinner and told Ali I wanted to watch a little of the speech first.  I lasted maybe 45 seconds.  I find the man so difficult to watch/listen to.  He comes off as such a snake oil salesman. I found myself getting angry that people actually voted for a guy that appears so disingenuous.

Across the state there were many coordinated “take back the state” rallies, where people were protesting the new governor’s policies, especially trying to use the state workers (teachers/police/fireman) as the primary mule to balance the budget.  They even had a gathering in ultra-conservative Naples where 150 people showed up.

I am pretty confident that this is all going to blow up in Tricky Rick’s face and he will go down as one of the worst governors in the history of the state. Time will tell.

 

 

Hey, but the rich need tax cuts!

Here are some highlights of items that would find themselves in the shitter in the current GOP backed federal budget proposal.  They come courtesy of moveon.org. (full document in link)

Sure some of it may be slightly overstated but overall it has to make you wonder who exactly decides THESE are the things that are “excess fat”.  At the same time these are the same people protecting the rich enjoying their lowest taxation rate of the last century.  Wake up people.  You are being herded and don’t even realize it.

1. Destroy 700,000 jobs, according to an independent economic analysis.

2. Zero out federal funding for National Public Radio and public television.

3. Cut $1.3 billion from community health centers—which will deprive more than 3 million low-income people of health care over the next few months.
4. Cut nearly a billion dollars in food and health care assistance to pregnant women, new moms, and children.
5. Kick more than 200,000 children out of pre-school by cutting funds for Head Start.
6. Force states to fire 65,000 teachers and aides, dramatically increasing class sizes, thanks to education cuts.
7. Cut some or all financial aid for 9.4 million low- and middle-income college students.
8. Slash $1.6 billion from the National Institutes of Health, a cut that experts say would “send shockwaves” through cancer research, likely result in cuts to Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s research, and cause job losses.
9. End the only federal family planning program, including cutting all federal funding that goes to Planned Parenthood to support cancer screenings and other women’s health care.
10. Send 10,000 low-income veterans into homelessness by cutting in half the number of veterans who get housing vouchers this year

Rhino ready, Apprentice

We had the sales guy from Rhinoshield back out to the house last night to finalize the details of getting our house painted with a ceramic coating.  I had a number of questions for him, mostly regarding what I needed to do to get ready for the work.  I was surprised when Jay told me that I really didn’t need to do much of anything to get ready, their crew will do it all.

Even with his assurance that they will pretty much do anything and everything related to the painting project I will do some stuff to get ready like remove certain items from the walls, clear some vegetation, and a few other things.  If the work is done as completely as Jay assures us it will, we will should be quite happy with the end result.  I will take some pictures of the current state of the exterior of the house so you can see the before/after difference.

Ali and I caught the first episode of Celebrity Apprentice last night.  Wow, what a train wreck of a cast.  I highly recommend it.

Yesterday later in the day I felt some more severe stiffness/soreness creeping into the lower half of my body.  However after popping a couple Advil before bed I woke up this morning feeling better.  I am actually considering doing my normal mid-week run tomorrow.

I’m not feeling much like writing today although I did make a pretty kick ass xtranormal.com cartoon yesterday.