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Last night after work I met a few of my fellow fantasy football league owners to do the draft order selection. Basically we put 12 numbered poker chips in a bag and start pulling for order. Since we only had 4 of the 12 owners present we also pulled for other teams by proxy. As is pretty much the norm for me, my draft spot is not great at number 9 but my past history shows my draft order has little to do with my teams future. Last year I had the number 12 spot and I got second place in the league, for the second year in a row.
I had three beers while I was there. When I went in the mens room to relieve myself I had a bizarre moment. A few seconds after I went to the urinal another guy evidently went to the toilet to take a leak as well. All of a sudden I hear “No I’m not sending you a pic of my c*ck!” I look over my shoulder and confirm at this point it’s just me and this burly, bearded man in there. Being slightly buzzed I found this rather funny and I laughed. Although I did not ask for a clarification, I am pretty sure the man was texting/urinating at the same time and he felt the need to tell someone on the other end he was relieving himself. Presumably this third party requested the genitalia picture. As I walked out I briefly glanced at the man with what surely was a “what the fck?” expression on my face.
My short 3 day work week will lead into another conventional weekend. I have stuff to do of course which includes some maintenance on the Prius to get it ready for our massive road trip next month. I am hoping we manage to have a mostly rain free weekend so the massive lakes of standing water can dry up.