No longer impressed, gross out tv

Remember how I said I was impressed by Eric Zichella coming door to door looking for votes? Scratch that, now the guy is just plain annoying.  He has deluged our home with nearly daily junk mail as well as having recorded messages calling our house at least three or four times.  He has crossed the line from “getting the word out” to being a genuine pest.  He is the son of a wealthy developer.  I read in the paper he is leading all the candidates in fund raising, having generated over 100 grand.  It’s almost like he is trying to buy the election, we have received at least four or five times more junk from him than any other candidates.  Even if I was voting republican, I would not support the guy.  You can’t be too smart if you think burying people in junk mail is going to win votes.

Last night there were two disgusting things I watched on two different shows.  On Survivor they had the traditional “eat disgusting things” challenge.  They are in China this season so of course knowing what Chinese eat, this isn’t going to be good.  Ali left the room during this segment, I wished I did afterward.  Among the disgusting things they ate were chicken hearts, eel, and most disgusting of all, baby turtles and unhatched ducklings.  I always fancied myself as being able to hack Survivor, however my love of animals would wreck me.  I would fall flat on my face being the hunter or fisherman.  In a challenge like last nights, if I had the turtles or ducklings in front of me I would have just bowed out.

Then while I was in bed watching Last One Standing, a show of a bunch of guys traveling the globe participating in various third world fighting competition, I had to fast forward through another segment.  They were in India doing some foot fighting thing.  The locals tradition before a tournament is to eat dog.  The actually showed the dog that was going to be eaten.  He was just lying there sleeping.  It really made me sick.  No they didn’t show them killing the dog but man, that was just shitty.  With as close as we are to Nicki, eating a dog is akin to cannibalism in our book.

  On last week’s show they sacrificed a cow. They showed the cow tied up, on the ground and then one of the villagers stabbed it to let it bleed to death. They showed the blood coming out while the cow was squirming around.  It was f’ing sick.  I didn’t know it was coming or else I would fast forwarded over that as well.  I know in the big picture it’s somewhat hypocritical of me to have this love of animals but still eat meat.  I have read all the horror stories about the meat business, how the animals are treated and if I think about it, it does really bother me.  So for the most part, I just try to not think about it. 

It was actually 69 degrees this morning.  Normally once we finally dip into the 60’s overnight that is a sign that the cooler, less humid weather is on it’s way.  It felt good.  90 degrees and 90% humidity does grow a bit old after awhile.

You can see just how hairy my face currently is, yuck.

This weekend I want to finish up the surprisingly big job of pruning the trees on our property.  I also am planning to swing by my mom’s place to caulk around her newly installed ceiling and at that time swap out vehicles.  I am going to let her drive my truck while I drive her Rav 4 for a few days.  Mom says that she has this weird issue that her brakes intermittently will fail momentarily while the AC is running.  So she has just not been using AC.  AC in Florida is kind of important so I want to see if I can recreate the problem.  If it happens to me I will probably be better at describing the conditions to a mechanic.

This hard to see but if you look closely you will recognize that this is the display of the HP Color laserjet in my office and yes, that is the local Naples weather conditions on the screen.   Pretty cool huh? It’s a little hack I found while perusing for Roboquad modifications.  This site has TONS of do it yourself, geeky projects and hacks.  Check it out.

Dining, politics delivered to your door, whatever else

The weekend started with me feeling ambitious and motivated it ended with me feeling the opposite.  On Saturday morning I cut short my WoW session early so I could start on my list.  I changed the air filter on the Camry and rotated it’s tires, part of what the dealership wanted to charge me 300 dollars to do.  Ali was going to a group class at the gym at 10:15.  We decided I would go with her, drop her off and get the Sam’s Club shopping done while she was there.  I putzed around Sam’s as slow as I could, looking in detail at things that interested me.

  I snagged a new socket set.  Ironically I had bought the exact same set from Sam’s a few years back.  That set met an untimely demise as it just happened to be in the passenger seat of my Buick the day it burned up.  I never had gotten around to replacing it and had been scraping by with the shitty, incomplete socket set I have had forever.  I also looked at TV’s, computers, surround sound systems and various other appliances and gadgets.  I went as slow as I could and even so I still had 25 minutes to waste in the parking lot which I spent listening to a rebroadcast of one of the Stern shows.

When we got back home the afternoon was spent mostly back inside doing various cleaning and picking up around the house.  However while we were finishing up watching a Kitchen Nightmares that we started while eating lunch, the doorbell rang.  At first I hoped it was just the mailman dropping a package at the door or something.  Normally they will ring it and go back to their jeep.  Nope, there was someone standing there, I cringed, imagining they were selling something and indeed they were, kind of.

I open the door and see a bald guy, around my age wearing a Florida State polo shirt.  Initially he thought I was the neighbor across the street, when I corrected him,  he looked at the long print out he was carrying (list of registered republicans)and found my name. He shakes my hand and introduces himself, Eric Zichella.  I was befuddled, not knowing what the punchline was.  I recognized the name but wasn’t quite sure where from.  Then he says he is running for the vacated seat in the Florida House of Representatives.  He handed my a little postcard with his face plastered all over it.  Now I knew where I heard the name from.  This guy has been doing a media blitz.  We have received 2 or 3 cards from him as well as a message on our answering machine about his campaign, all of which I paid no attention to.  However I was flabbergasted that the guy was standing on our doorstep. The idea of a politician going door to door just struck me as bizarre.  He seemed very personable as he tried to befriend Nicki who was barking incessantly at him and to Ali whom came up to see what was up.  He said something about how he was just going around to meet people in his district to introduce himself and to see what people’s issues were.  Well my brain was stuck in neutral.  I really could come up with very little to say as I looked over his card he handed me three or four times.  I commented that the I heard the guy he is trying to replace, who died, was a good man.  After that I could manage little more than an awkward smile and laughs.  He could sense that the conversation had ended, asked us for our support and left.  Even as I closed the door, I was dumbstruck that the guy was going door to door. The guy must really want to be a politician.

After he left, Ali brought over several of the cards we have received from Eric in the mail.  She said she didn’t want to make a big scene but evidently she was paying more attention to the card than I was.  Evidently Eric is a hard core, right winger.  In the one postcard it has several pictures of him holding a gun, another pose with him in front of Ave Maria (the new catholic university that opened up) and various blurbs about his opposition to gay marriage.  So he is an anti-gay, bible thumping hunter??  Um no, I wouldn’t vote for him.  I really need to get off the republican voter list.  Even though I don’t agree with Eric’s political views, I can’t help but be impressed by his determination. I wish I wasn’t so tongue tied and would have taken the opportunity to ask Eric his views on some issues like Iraq and illegal immigrants.   Knocking on doors is tough business.

Saturday evening was our official anniversary dinner.  All week Ali was trying to get me to tell her where we were going, she doesn’t like surprises.  She was very surprised when we pulled into the Turtle Club.  The Turtle Club is a fancy place with outside tables that are right on the beach.  We went there once before, a long time ago with my mom.  I researched sunset times, the 5:45 reservation was the latest I could get and I calculated the 7:01 sunset would be within reach.  I purposely arrived a few minutes late to ensure we would get to see the sun drop from our table.

Not only did we get to eat outside, we got one of the best tables there, right beside the railing to the beach, a front row seat.  Since it was our once a year dinner, nothing was held back, I even got an appetizer.  When we first looked at the menu we were a bit worried since pretty much everything had meat involved somehow.  The waiter told us that they did have a vegetarian plate that is not listed on the menu. 

 The sun was beating on us a bit early on.  We both had on sunglasses and the long pants I decided to wear made me a little warm.  As the sun dropped lower in the sky things became quite pleasant.  Ali and I did some talking about the 9 years of marriage we were celebrating talking about the things we most enjoyed about it.  As sunset drew closer the beach filled with people.  You saw many flash bulbs going off as everyone wanted the postcard shot in front of a beautiful sunset.  The sunset was indeed beautiful.  I confirmed with Ali that it is the first time we could remember watching a sunset as we sat at a table eating dinner at a restaurant.  It was extremely cool.  I took a couple pics with my camera phone, they probably don’t do the scene justice.  I was so relaxed that we even ordered desert. 

The bill was steep but I knew it would be.  I didn’t give the kid waiter a full 20% tip as there were a few annoying things about the service like them bringing out Ali’s veggie plate with rice pilaf done in chicken stock as well as long periods where our guy would just disappear.  He was less than attentive.  For the nearly 100 bucks that we dropped I would expect a little better service. 

I had another first, actually using the valet.  I never use valet service for several reasons.  First it seems lazy to have someone park your car. Second I don’t really trust some kid to drive my vehicles around.  Third I guess I’m cheap.  I hate paying someone to do something I can easily do myself.  Being a valet newb, I wasn’t quite sure what to tip so I erred on what I would consider the high side and gave the guy 5 bucks for the 45 second retrieval of our car.  I asked Ali how she liked the anniversary dinner.  I got 5 star reviews for my effort and thoughtfulness. 

Sunday was a blah kind of day for me.  In the morning I had some motivation and some energy.  While Ali was away at spin class I buzzed around the house doing this and that.  After she got home we headed outside to pay attention to the back part of our property that gets infrequent mowing/trimming.  I went out with my new trimmer and worked on knocking down the high grass and weeds in the two long ditches while Ali mowed.   The new trimmer did an ok job of hitting the high stuff but it had noticeably less power than the older Homelite.  My theory is this is because the new unit has a clutch in it in able to use the attachments where as the old unit is direct drive.  Once I ran out of gas on the new trimmer, I retrieved the old one to finish.  It ripped through the heavy brush much better.  I guess I will keep it around for those situations. 

We finished up just in time for the Eagles game. Ugh what a boring, lethargic game.  Both Ali and I fell asleep during it.  To see them struggle to beat a shitty team like the Jets did nothing to make me feel better about the team.  By the end of that game I didn’t care if the Eagles won or lost, I was just praying it didn’t go into overtime, it was that boring.  So they managed to beat a 1-5 team, yay.

Ali had talked about us going back out after the game to work on another one of my list items, pruning the landscape.  However by that time I had zero ambition left and just didn’t feel like doing it. Instead after the game, while we ate dinner we watched Ocean’s 13.  It was entertaining, unrealistic and confusing like all of the previous Ocean Whatever flicks.  Somehow it is just fun to see all these big name actors in one flick, even if you can’t keep track of the hundreds of things going on at once.  I’d give it a B+.

For some reason I was thinking about a couple odd things over the weekend.  First, why is it that so many reality tv shows have adopted this idiotic practice of showing the same footage over and over and over again within the same show.  Of course the answer is it requires them to actually produce less content, but here is how it goes anyway.  The show starts and they show a preview of everything that happens during it. Then the first segment airs and then a commercial hits.  After the commercial hits instead of continuing the show they instead repeat the last minute or so before the commercial.  I mean do they think that people have such short attention spans that they forgot what happened three minutes ago??  It’s moronic.  You can easily see the same footage three times per episode.  Thankfully with Tivo I can skip it.

Advertising is such a me too racket.  The big thing in truck ads nowadays is to show a truck doing these unbelievable things that would never happen in real life.  I think Toyota started it recently with ads showing the Tundras doing things like hauling huge loads up and down a gigantic see saw, narrowly avoiding massive swinging girders and other crazy demonstrations.  Now Nissan has an ad where they show the frame of a Titan stopping a locomotive engine and Ford runs one where a a truck drops put of the back of an airplane that is landing and brings it to  a stop.  Ok, ok we get it these trucks do all of these amazing things but my real question is what gas mileage do they get and how comfortable are they to drive when I am lugging my small collection of stuff from Home Depot back and forth? I have no immediate plans to rent out my truck as an auxiliary airplane brake system.