Today’s gym sighting

Today there was a middle aged gentleman at the gym, I would guess upper 40’s to early 50’s. He was a pretty big guy that appeared to try to stay in shape. Good for him. Ok now picture this guy in spandex short shorts, a multi-colored spandex top and a gawdy lookin hemp type necklace around his neck. Sightings like this make me wonder what these people are thinking to themsleves when they try this stuff on at home and look in the mirror. Nothing says look at me like a spandex body suit (on a middle aged dude) Sheesh.