More weirdness

8Jul

I am out walking Nicki when Alison comes out on the phone and hollers, “Jack’s on the phone, did you call him?” Puzzled, I said “Jack down the street? No.” She relays the message. Evidently Jack called and said his daughter said that I had called and left a message?? What the hell? I could speculate on it I guess but it would be nothing but a huge waste of my time. After Alison told Jack I didn’t call he said “Seriously?”, she said “yep” Then he said “I apologize…” and hung up. I think I hear twilight zone music……

4 comments

copsgnome July 8, 2004 at 3:23 pm

I’m telling you, I saw this episode on COPS and it does not end well.
I also see one of my theories as to why it took him month to respond, was right on the money. He never heard the message until alomst a month went by….he was about to issues a beating on wifey and she played the message to distract him. Now his daughter has picked up on the idea and used you to deflect inappropriate advances from daddy.
It can only go downhill….can’t wait to hear what forms of evil you are blamed for in the Twilight Zone Home donw the road.

alarmistgnome July 9, 2004 at 2:50 pm

This is not good. You seem to have gone missing and right after the neighborhood nut made a most peculiar call to your home….a probing call, make sure everyone’s home so he can “do it right”. Only questions remain, did he bury you in the yard?…feed you to gators… put you in the freezer. All the other neighbors are going to be on the 6 o’clock news explaining how he was a quite guy who mostly kept to himself….except for that one run-in where you were taunting him over his stray dog and throwing stuff up on his roof…..not good.

Duf July 9, 2004 at 3:01 pm

We both know that you would insitictively check my webcam to confirm my whereabouts. So you know I am alive and well. No further incidents. For whatever I reason I get the feeling that he may be a bit remorseful for being such a dick. But it really doesn’t matter to me. I can play his game either way.

Been addressing multiple fires around here lately. Not much to blog, may drop in an entry soon.

compatelius January 31, 2005 at 5:23 am

bocigalingus must be something funny.