Gymgasm
I haven’t griped about my soon to be ex-gym for a while. Today I noticed one other “improvement” that was done. They replaced 2 lime coated, disgusting water fountains with one new one that is mounted about 3 feet off the ground. It is ridiculously low for normal sized people. Maybe they thought you could stretch your hamstrings while getting a drink.
Also, there is a newly joined member there that is driving me nuts. He is one of those guys that is in love with himself. He is always shooting himself sexy looks in the mirror as he checks himself out. But I don’t care about that. What is annoying is how loud this guy is. While he is doing reps he makes sounds like he is taking a massive dump. But even worse, after his sets he moans and pants like he just got finished shooting his scene in a bad porn movie. It is really off the charts, I can hear him clear as day all the way on the far side of the gym. I just don’t understand what runs through the minds of certain gym-goers. Are these noises supposed to turn on chicks? From the disturbed looks that were being directed his way after every episode I can ascertain that I am far from the only one who is not enjoying his routine. Oh well, I heard from someone else that this guy just signed up for a year so I don’t need to worry about him following me to the new gym. Thank goodness.
pumpedgnome
GYMGASM…great word. Don’t know if I mentioned some of the odd occurences at my gym. These are all long ago right after the place opened. this place is pretty massive. It’s got 2 ice rinks, 3 indoor fields, a basketball court, pool, snack bar, sporting good store, game room and so on. they are prtyy strict with attire and I’ve actually seen them remove people. there is a definite lack of grunting and carrying on which I attribute to that behavior being policed. I assume they can do that because of the size/enrollment. I do not miss the gymgasms I’ve had to deal with in the past. They do allow me to celebrate when I am able to reach the pull-down bar without jumping!