Archives 2006

What happened

to John Travolta’s head?

Before

 

 

John circa Saturday Night Fever days

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After

 

 

John recently.  His head has grown Barry Bonds style.  How does this happen?  He’s got a good ole pumpkin head on him now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Issac from the Love Boat is on this seasons Celebrity Fit Club, say it isn’t so!  There are some other notable fattie like Carrie Wilson who had her stomach stapled and ate through it, Erika Elaniak who used to be really hot, Tina Yothers and more.  I never tire of seeing “celebrities” that leave themselves go. 

I had my last knee shot today.  As the shot was being readied I could feel my face go flush and the sweat start up again in anticipation of the uncomfortable pain I had last week.  Luckily this week the doctor’s aim was a little more true and I hardly felt a thing. It’s weird, each time I go in this doctor acts like he never met me before and he thoroughly explains what he is doing like it was my first time I got the shot.  It makes me feel nice and anonymous.

  So now I have one more follow up in a month and I am on my own.  Right now the plan is to continue my glucosamine regimen and work on building up the strength in my legs again.  And then after awhile, maybe, just maybe I will give it a bit of a test. The pain in either knee has been gone for several weeks. 

 

 In case you were wondering what a torn meniscus is, here ya go.  The tear I have in the left knee is below the surface.  The one I had in my right knee was similar to what is pictured here.  They basically just cut off the dangling pieces and hope for the best.

 

I extracted yet another Keener head shot.  I like having
some variety in there.  Although he has lost
some substantial weight recently so this depiction
may not representative of his current appearance.

He will be very busy in the upcoming weeks preparing
for the 2006/07 BCFFL season.

Tested

Keener sent me a link to an online personality disorder test. It basically consisted of about 50 questions that were designed to determine your personality disorders.  I whizzed through the questions in about 10 minutes and it spit out that my most dominating trait was obsessive compulsive.  I can’t say I disagree with this diagnosis. 

I am not as bad as some you read about that clean obsessively, count tiles on the ceiling or go through a routine for every mundane task there is.  However when given a choice, I would always prefer for things to be matched up and in order.  For example, at the gym I will often be putting away and organizing weights that others just stick anywhere in a haphazard fashion, sticking like weights together as they should be.  If I am loading up a barbell I always make sure that the weights on each side are the same style and color as it’s counterpart on the otherside.  I just like balance. 

I can’t remember the exact term for the second major trait I had but basically it said I was a loner, isolationist, hermit kinda guy, which again I can’t make many qualms about.   I rarely feel the need to be social, is that bad thing?  I guess depending on your point of view it could be.

 If you want to see how f’d up you are, go here and give it a whirl http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

Funny

On the way home from work last night Ali told me about an incident at the nursing home that was funny.  She was on dining room duty which means she helps serve dinner to the residents in the big dining room.  There was a table with 3 old men at it and 2 of them were fighting about something.  Well the one man blurts out loud as can be “Well at least I don’t masturbate every night!” The room went quiet and then a few laughs broke out from the residents that still had thier mental facilities intact.  That was the end of the fight.

Another night of restless sleep for me.  I feel pretty shitty this morning, sort of nauseus too. Full moon tomorrow, hooray.

Movie #2

I forgot to mention that we watched The Breakup saturday night. Warning , spoiler to follow. It was one of those example chick flicks that Ali said I never see with her.  It was a chick flick for sure but had enough comedy in it to make it funny for me.  The best part was it didn’t have the typical, “everything turns out rosy in the end” endings.  It was building and building towards that dramatic moment and then veers away suddenly.  All in all not as dreadful as I feared, a B-. 

Vince Vaughn is becoming the next Samuel L Jackson, he seems to appear in every movie nowadays.

Inconvenient, Birds kick off, Ipod

On Friday evening we watched a 45 minute British special about global warming that was based on Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth”.  It was a good show and made us wish we hadn’t missed the very brief run it had in our local theaters.  Just for the hell of it Ali jumped on Fandango and discovered that the movie actually was running in one of the smaller theaters in our area.  There was a 9 o’clock showing.  We looked at the clock and it was a bit before 8.  Hey what the hell, we can make it.  So we threw on baseball caps and headed out.

This theater was at least 15 years old.  It had fewer screens than most new ones but they were also much larger than many of the screens you have in the newer megaplex theaters. Not that we needed the room, by the time the flick started I believe there were 7 people filling the 200 seats. 

Despite the small audience, the movie was very compelling.  It was basically a film version of the presentation that Al Gore has done across the globe with brief injections of content that added to the film. Wow, everybody really needs to see this. If you are one of those people that believe that we are just cycling through a warm period in history just like the Earth has done forever, you have to see this.  Global warming is no joke. 

The most dire predictions are that if nothing is done, in as little as ten years we could be beyond the point of no return, meaning the cycle will have swung so far that we won’t be able to correct it.  Gore used a line that Churchill said when talking of Nazi Germany and how Europe ignored all the signals that indicated something terrible was on the horizon. He said that they were entering a time of consequences. Consequences that had to be paid as a result of apathy and inaction.  The same time is going to be on the table for modern day man if we don’t wake up and realize that we are destroying the very planet we call home, quickly.

Gore spoke passionately about the subject.  I didn’t realize that he has been trying to curb global warming since the 70’s.  Evidently a college professor of his opened his eyes to the subject based on work he was doing studying CO2 levels in the atmosphere in the 50’s.  Even then, he predicted what is coming to fruition today.  The movie was filled with disturbing then and now shots of various glaciers throughout the world.  It was amazing.  The movie was no dog and pony show.  He went in depth and explained exactly what is going on and presented it in a way that could leave no doubt on what the cause of this issue is, us.  There were a number of charts, graphs and figures that he presented that were staggering.

At one point he showed a chart of the Co2 levels over the last 650,000 years.  As you look at the chart you see up and down fluctuation just as you hear about in the media, what looks to be normal swings.  However the last 100 years of the chart is hidden.  When he reveals it, you see a 80 degree slope, straight up with no fluctuation.  The current levels of CO2 in the atmosphere dwarf the prior highs by miles. 

A population chart was another scary sight.  It showed that it took the world 10 generations to reach 2.3 billion people in population, however in the span of one generation, by the year 2050 (if we make it that long), the world population is expected to almost quadruple to over 9 BILLION people.  Yes birth control is a good thing.  In the modern era people have become the cockroaches of the planet, reproducing far more than is necessary and in doing so are killing the world. The United states is the biggest roach of all, contributing over 30% of the world’s CO2 emissions.

The 10 hottest years in recorded history have all occured with in the last 14 YEARS, with 2005 being the hottest one ever. Do you think this is a coincidence?

Well the “good” news is the Earth will only tolerate this for so long.  As it warms the great ice formations will break up and melt.  There is a very good chance that Greenland and part of Antartica will melt and fall into the sea.  If this happens, sea levels around the world would rise by 20 feet.  Doesn’t sound like much?  You should see the graphics of what a 20 foot raise in sea level correlates to on a map.  Our house would be underwater.  Southern Florida would basically not exist anymore, along with any other low lying coastal regions around the globe.  The ice falling into the sea would also dramatically alter current ocean currents causing dramatic shifts in weather patterns, some of which we are already experiencing.

The movie also takes the time to point out how blind the Bush administration is when it comes to this.  Gore points out that of the 800+ scientific peer articles about global warming there were ZERO that disputed it’s existence.  However the MEDIA articles on the subject were split down the middle 50/50, imagine that.  Global warming belief is bad for big business, who cares if it could mean our planet is being trashed?

Gore also points out the lunacy of Bush’s appointment of a big oil executive as head of the Enviromental agency.  This same person stepped down after it was made public that he changed a scientific report on global warming to play down the urgency of it before presenting it to the public.  The day after he left he started his new job, at Exxon Mobil, disgusting.

I could go on and on about it.  But you would be far better served to just see the film and draw your own conclusion.  Hopefully it motivates you to act.  The next time you fill up your SUV, throw that plastic bottle in the regular trash or you perform any other enviromentally irresponsible act, hopefully you will take pause.  Often the difference between doing good or bad for the environment equates to taking a few seconds to do something slightly different. Those few seconds multiplied a billion times over makes a big difference. Go see the movie.   

Ali had been complaining that her MP3 player she has doesn’t have enough memory to play more than an hour’s worth of songs so we snagged her an Ipod Nano over the weekend.  I never really knew what the fuss was about but I knew everyone had one.  Well after playing with it I can sort of see, it is just kinda cool. 

What wasn’t cool was getting it to work on Ali’s computer.  Her computer also serves as the server for my home network and runs Windows Server 2003.  Well I’ve learned several times that just because something runs on Windows XP doesn’t mean it will run the same on the server.  I installed Itunes and Quicktime off the CD and it went fine. The app came up and prompted us to upgrade to the latest and greatest version, ok cool, upgrade.

Well all hell broke loose, the upgrade required a newer version of Quicktime.  This new version bombed out towards the end of the install but evidently installed far enough that the system thought it was installed.  After some failed reinstall attempts I found some blurbs on the net that the latest version of Quicktime did not work with Windows 2003.  A newer version that is less compatible than an older version? Go figure.  Well after literally a couple hours I finally got to a point where I got the older version to install cleanly and all was well.

The Nano itself is a cool little gadget.  The color screen looks great and the wheel navigation is very slick.  Ali had fun dumping a bunch of songs on it and even though we had over 500 mp3’s on her system already, she snagged a few more songs off Itunes.  She will get her first real world trial of it today when she does her run after work.

The Eagles had their first preseason game last night.  It was on NBC.  It felt weird having the Monday night football team transplanted intact to NBC.  The rest of the NBC crew, Costas, Collingsworth, Sterling Sharpe and Jerome Bettis need to grow on me.  I always loved Fox’s crew but with James Brown leaving, I don’t know how it can possibly be as good. Well anyways, the game..

The Eagles looked good early on with the 1st team offense and defense which is most important.  The second teamers were not as good.  Jeff Garcia did nothing to make me feel good about him being our backup this year.  Hopefully that situation improves.  I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter and was disappointed to see they lost the game this morning, although in the big picture it means little I suppose.  It felt good to have football on tv again and I am looking forward to the Birds getting some payback for the shitty season they had last year.  Hopefully it gave them something to prove.

I felt so tired last evening yet I slept like hell last night.  It seemed every few minutes I was waking up and readjusting, I couldn’t get comfortable.  I bet I woke up at least 20 times throughout the night.  I even took a brief nap during the day, something that happens maybe twice a year. 

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War rages on, pressure

My comment about the chubby chick that had 7 sugars and 4 creams in her medium coffee has evoked the most comments of any entry recently, including the return of the great Randy Romero and even an appearance from Sir Randall.   Randall called out the original commentor as a coward for not revealing their identity, however the person did sort of identify themselves by the email address they used in combination with the probability that they are a female (only a female would take offense to it)  Even if they were totally anonymous, I wouldn’t care, it’s all about opinions. 

Yesterday I had my 2nd knee injection.  It wasn’t quite as smooth as the first.  He froze it then stuck the numbing stuff in, no problems there.  But then the knee fluid went in I felt some nasty pressure that made me flinch.  I could feel the blood rushing to my face and the sweat instantly fire up.  It felt like a little balloon inside my knee was about to burst.  The guy could tell it hurt and apologized.  He said he may have gotten outside the range of the numbing junk.  Oh well, I lived.

 On the way back to the office I decided to stop and get the oil changed on the Sentra.  Since my string of bad experiences at the Valvoline place near my work, I have avoided them.  I took my car one time to another place that had nothing but grumpy haitians working for them which wasn’t much better.  Well I came up to a different Valvoline place so I thought I would give this one a shot.

They changed the oil but once again did not do all the things that are indicated on the invoice like sweeping out the car or checking the tire pressure.  The guy that cashiered me out was a grumpy f who acted like he was doing me a favor by changing my oil.  I handed him the signed invoice and he said nothing.  I said “Is that it?” to which he grunted “Yea..” and walked away.  WTF is up with people? Is it that hard to use common sense when dealing with customers and exhibit at least a tiny bit of courtesy?  My search for a decent quick oil change place continues, or maybe I will just go back to changing it myself, f it.   

Run

Last night after work Ali did a long run.  It was hella hot and hella humid.  I mounted my mountain bike support vehicle.  For some reason we forgot to bring water and about half way through the run Ali was really thirsty.  I told her I would ride ahead, ger her water bottle from work and bring it back. 

So I take off, thinking on a bike I would be there and back in a split.  I forgot how tiring bike riding can be when you are pushing it.  I went hard for 2 miles or so and was a sweaty mess by the time I got to the water bottle.  I filled it up and raced back.  It took much longer than I thought it would initially.

I met back up with Ali and she drank almost the entire bottle of water.  She was having bad intestinal cramps (from dehydration)  We just walked.  Ali tried to run a couple times but having a bottle of water in her stomach and the cramps made her stop.  The last bout of cramps was so bad she had to lay down on the sidewalk until they passed.  A guy stopped his car and asked if everything was ok.

Luckily they subsided and we made it back to her work.  We will have to try some different hydration strategies for her for running in the brutal Florida summer heat.

I dropped her off at the airport this morning.  She is flying up to PA for a couple days to attend her great Aunt’s funeral.  Just me and the pooch for a couple days.

My knees haven’t felt too bad.  My left one is noisy but doesn’t really hurt.  My right one that got the shot is much quieter.  I think I could roller blade again without issue.  I also started popping glucosamin/chondrotin again in an attempt to rebuild some of the eroding cartilage in my knee.

I got my first angry comment in awhile regarding my observations of the chubby girl having a little coffee with her sugar and cream.  The commentor said I needed therapy because I shouldn’t care how fat other people are and me doing so means I have problems.  I have the poster narrowed down to one of two people that would chime in something along those lines.  I welcome all comments, even negative ones, it adds to the experience.  Of course I dropped in my own smart ass response.  I will continue to expose chronic gluttony wherever it is found!

Weekend

As I was waiting to get my coffee this morning I was behind a girl, probably in her early 20’s that looked like she was a 30 psi tire with 60 psi pumped into it.  She had 3 chins and was just basically puffy everywhere.  As I was only 3 feet behind her I could hear her coffee order as clear as day. “I would like a medium coffee with 7 sugars and 4 creams…” Then she moved over to the Subway side to order her ultra-carb and fat loaded breakfast sandwich. WTF?  I mean people just are ridiculous with what they shove down their throats.

Well anyway, the weekend was ok I guess.  I had my normal list of things I wanted to get done and I dug into them Saturday and had most of it done by early afternoon.  We did this month’s cleaning project, the utility room.  The litter box is in the utility room so everything had a layer of kitty litter and dust on it, gross. 

We watched Wedding Crashers on Saturday afternoon.  After seeing 5 or 6 sets of naked boobs early on in the movie and feeling Ali’s disdain from across the room, it settled down into more of a chick flick and wound up being an ok movie.  I’d give it a C+

Saturday night we saw Better by the Dozen 2 with Steve Martin.  It was a good comedy. I don’t think I ever disliked a movie with Steve Martin in it.  It gets a solid B.

I have found a good formula for keeping the pool nice and clean.  Each week I throw the pool cleaner in, I take the brush and scrub down the steps and the sides of the pool, throw some powdered shock/clarifier into the skimmer, let it run for a day and then rinse the paper filter element out on Sunday.  The water has been crystal clear.  The process takes maybe a half hour a week.

It’s funny since my mom has started reading my blog she is much more in tune with what is going on in my life day in and out.  From time to time she will offer her thoughts on whatever I am blabbing about.  Luckily I can’t blog everything that goes through my mind. 🙂

 I had a weird ass dream last night.  I was a guest speaker in a highschool classroom.  I was to speak about the benefits of not eating pork and also preaching about being “green” and good to the environment.  I was to speak to two classes, each with about 20 students each.

I went into my speech and thought I was doing a good job.  However as I went further along I noticed students were disappearing.  Not getting up and walking out, just disappearing.  When there were only 4 students left, I looked at the teacher and said “Geez, i didn’t think I was that boring”  Well after a bit I said “Well it’s too bad the other people left because they will miss out on the best part..” I turn into some sort of electrical super hero, with bolts of electricity flying off my body.  The few students there are awestruck.  Then I turn into the Thing from the Fantastic Four, except I turn into a 50 foot tall version of him.  I am a very angry Thing and I smash a wing of the school and then chase a student around town, smashing things along the way. The end.

 

Hybrid Camry

For the longest time Ali has been bugging me about getting a Prius hybrid.  She is very “green” and the Prius is the greenest car around.  I haven’t jumped in because of the costs and the fact that a Prius is yet another sub-compact car, which my last 5 vehicles have been.  I am a bit tired of the cramped quarters.  Plus a Prius is very expensive for it’s size, 25 to almost 30k.

Well I happened to stumble across a review of the 07 Camry hybrid.  The Camry to me always has had ho-hum plain vanilla styling.  Sure it is a Toyota so it has superb build quality and reliability but it was so boring to look at.  Well the 07 model has been redesigned and now actually looks cool.  Throw a hybrid drive-train in there that gets better gas mileage than our current Nissan Sentra and you have a combo that gets my attention. 

The most surprising part of the package is the price point is right in there with a Prius, somewhere around 27k.  That is more like it.  Whenever I decide I am ready to take the plunge and get into the hybrid world, the Camry hybrid will be on top of the list.

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