Wow Friday was the day from hell. You would think setting a one person office back up would be simple. However this one person office had networks coming in from four different locations. Having all of those entities converging at the same time was a recipe for chaos. Issue after issue came up and was handled but it took all day long to do it. I didn’t get back to the office until 6:30 that evening.
This office was in Everglades City. After hurricane Wilma the city hall building was severely damaged so our office temporarily moved to a FEMA trailer. The building was restored and now we moved them back. Everglades City is a very old fashioned Florida town. Life moves at a whole different pace, a much slower one. A perfect example occurred while I was there.
There was a sign on the door saying the office did not open until Monday but a guy walked right by it and came in asking for a fishing license. The clerk there told him she couldn’t get him one today. The typical reaction you see in that situation is anger mixed with frustration of a wasted trip mixed in with a bit of resentment. Not this guy, he was like oh well, I guess I’ll come back then, as he strolled out of the office not affected by the rejection in the least. I am jealous of his ability to be so easy going.
As a result of getting stuck in the Everglades so long, my original plan to hit another branch got pushed off. So I got to start out my weekend early Saturday morning by going to the branch, what fun. Luckily I was in and out of there within a half hour.
Another by product of the Friday debacle was me missing another 300 workout which I wasn’t happy about. I’ll be back at it hard and heavy today.
One of the things I asked Ali to do on Friday was make the arrangements for us to go to the timeshare for Mothers Day weekend. We have a free voucher for two nights and figured it would be easy enough to book. Well when Ali called she was told that they had nothing available, at all. I guess my presumption was off. As a matter of fact, they said they had nothing available for a Fri/Sat until August! So after an ass busting day at work all day Friday, I get home and have to start running alternate scenarios. I certainly had no plans of cancelling the weekend, I was looking forward to it. So I start crawling through expedia, looking at hotel rentals.
I spent a good hour looking at places ranging from Orlando, to Cocoa Beach, to Titusville, to Cape Canaveral. There was a wide range of prices and those prices would be double if we wound up getting two rooms. I was getting frustrated by the process. What was supposed to be an easy, relatively inexpensive trip was looking to be the opposite now. I called up my mom and told her about the issues and asked her about staying at a hotel instead. She said I should just see how other weekends are. Well after we found out the timeshare had nothing through August, we asked them about staying Sunday/Monday which they could accommodate. So after several calls back and forth to my mom over the weekend, we finally got it straightened out. We are officially going on Sunday and coming back Tuesday.
I did a bit of flipping through our Kennedy Space Center brochures, it looks REALLY cool. I always have been fascinated with space. In fact, astronomy was one of my early careers that I hoped to pursue. The vastness of the universe is amazing and the technology that is used to explore it equally amazing. I can’t wait to see it all.
After my Saturday branch visit, Ali and I busted ass around the house and knocked out chores both inside and out. I performed my second money saving repair in the span of two weeks, following up the successful dryer repair with a replacement of the pressure switch that controls flow from the well. The electrical contacts on the old one were burned to hell. I was able to get an entire new unit for 20 bucks and had it installed in 20 minutes. Having the well company come out to do it would have cost me at least 200 bucks for sure. Score another one for the good guys. Spring seems to be history, it has been hot and humid as hell already. We even had a strong thunderstorm over the weekend.
After the chores were done, I wanted to take the party van out for a spin since it hasn’t moved since my dad and Pat were down. So I took it on a big square that brought me back out onto Immokalee Road. This part of the road had been recently finished and the part I was on was two lanes both directions of divided roadway. There was no one else near me as I was trucking up the road, happy that the party van seemed to be driving relatively well. Then I spotted him. Right by the fairgrounds entrance sign, a deputy with a speed gun pointed my way. I immediately glanced at the speedometer that read a hair above 55. Even though the road is divided highway, and even though when the road was just a shitty two lane road it had a 55 mph speed limit, the traffic gods deemed that the speed limit was now a measly 45 mph. I didn’t jam on the brakes because I always feel that makes you look guilty as sin when the front nose of your vehicle dives downward. Instead I just got off the gas and hoped for the best. Well as I got up to the gun toting jerk I knew I was f’d when I saw him talk on his radio, surely giving my info to the trappers.
Sure enough, as I get up to the EMS station there is a deputy standing in the middle of the road waving me in. This is just wonderful. Immediately I am formulating what approach I should take. Should I let them know I was a fellow county employee and in fact a tax collector employee. Our boss is friendly with the sheriff’s office and in fact I know a number of deputies. Should I expose the anger I was feeling about the bullshit of that stretch of road having a 45 mph speed limit? I decided to just be casual. The parking lot was JAMMED with other victims that they nailed, no one goes 45 there.
One of the many deputies there came up and told me I was clocked doing 57. “57??!!” I replied in disbelief, even though I knew that was probably accurate. He asked for my license and registration. I told him I didn’t have my license as I was just doing a quick drive and lived right up the street. So I gave him what I had. He asked if I had any recent tickets, I said no. He then let me off the hook a bit and said that if everything checks out ok he will just issue me a warning. So after 10 minutes or so all was clear. I got my written warning and was back on my way. Getting out of there was tough, maneuvering around the bunch of vehicles still waiting to be ticketed took some patience. When I got home Ali was just getting to the worried stage, unsure if the van broke down or something else happened. She saw the pink form at first and gasped. I quickly told her it was just a warning. What a fiasco.
Well after my brush with the law, we went out to dinner with Taylor, Michelle and their baby boy, Parker. We went to Tijuana Flats for the third time. Before we made the plans we didn’t even think about how it was Cinco de Mayo. They had some nice specials going on. I slammed down three 22 ouncers in about an hour. After the meal we went back to their house to hang out a bit. I drank a couple more there. I was silly drunk, running my mouth more than Ali would like I’m sure. But it was funny. We always enjoy hanging with them.
We stayed out longer than we planned. Getting to bed early would have been a good idea since we had to get up at 5:30 Sunday morning to go volunteer at another race. Ali feels compelled to volunteer at all of these races because other people from the club volunteered for her event. I was a bit hazy still from the night before. Getting up did not feel good. Soon the cobwebs cleared and we made it out the door by 6:15. The race went well. My duties were to direct runner traffic at one of the corners. I did little directing and basically was just a cheerleader. With 270 runners going by, twice, it is hard to be very original with the words of encouragement. I probably used “Good job, good job!” the most, followed by “Way to go!!” Most shouts would be accompanied by 3 to 5 claps. After the running part of the race was done I moved to the food and drink table to make sure we didn’t run out of water or gatorade. Everything was wrapped up and cleaned up by 9:15.
Ali suggested that after the race we go to the beach for a little to hang out. We hardly get to the beach at all. We had the majority of our weekend work done so I was game for it. The gulf was EXTREMELY calm, it looked like a massive pond. There were no waves at all. Shortly after we got set up we saw the president of the running club. He worked the race as well and came down to do one of his regular 25 minute swims.
After he was done he came over and sat down and talked to us for awhile. He is from South Africa and has a bunch of running related stories, he has done it all. While we were sitting there I saw something I never saw before. Old men with the metal detectors and head phones. Of course everyone has seen these men that endlessly walk the beach in search of that lost quarter or dime, but what made these guys different was that they were wearing wetsuits and were in the water. There were three or four of them within a 100 yards of each other, all walking in circles, all hoping to hit the jackpot. I said to Ali how I never understood the point of all of the time these guys put into this ritual when all they would normally pocket is loose change. I suppose they were hoping to find an expensive ring that slipped off some rich old broads finger. To me, it seems like a total waste of time.
We left the beach a little after 11 and shoved off for home. The rest of the day was extremely low key. Ali napped for at least three hours while I worked on leveling my second character towards 70. Sunday night we had a bit of a scare. As we were sitting down to watch a movie, Ali pointed out how the sky looked weird outside. I looked outside as well. It was ominous. The clouds were moving low and fast. I stepped outside and was blasted by extremely strong wind. It was strong enough that it was blowing the chairs around the lanai through the screen enclosure. Ali quick jumped on a weather site and saw that our area was under a tornado warning. It was pretty tense there for awhile. The gusts of wind were VERY strong and I was constantly scanning the skyline looking for a funnel cloud forming. Luckily, it passed.
The movie we watched was Night at the Museum. It was a fun little movie that is the type that you forget about 15 minutes after watching it. No complaints, it was entertaining and funny it just had nothing that made it stand out all that much either. It receives a B.
My 300 workout today was a bit of a downer even though I hit some goals for certain exercises. I did the full 50 pushups (and then some) as well as the full 50 clean and presses with a 35 pound dumbbell. However I had to stop after my 9th box jump. My left knee just hurt and instead of pushing through it and probably doing more damage , I cut it short. To compensate for the lost reps I threw in a 20 rep set of pushups towards the end. If you add reps up it comes out to 215 but that is a bit unrealistic. 20 pushups is far easier than 20 box jumps. I am hoping the knee thing is only a short term thing. I spent a lot of time Friday crawling around on my knees which never has good results. Hopefully this Friday’s 300 effort is back to normal.