Just got this email from RCI

Whether it’s for a weekend or a full week away, we’ll be glad to gouge you on your unique vacation experience. So don’t wait. Call your RCI Guide today at 1-877-968-7476 and you’ll be bent over in no time.

When I was at the gym warning up on the bike before my 300, they were showing the British Open on TV and of course, Tiger Woods.  I watch as little golf as possible but I couldn’t help but notice how big Tiger has gotten.  When he first came into the PGA he was a skinny thing, now he looks like he could be an NFL strong safety.  It doesn’t seem like the extra bulk has helped his game much, especially through the first 11 holes today, he was sucking.

My buddy at work just told me about what may be the most asinine thing I ever heard of.  He got a card in the mail from his doctor’s office.  The card says that this doctor is considering limiting his practice.  As part of this exclusivity, he is floating the idea of patients paying a “fee” for the privilege of having him as their doctor of, you won’t believe this, THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

$3000 to be a member of the exclusive “you are my doctor” club.  This 3000 dollars is payable EVERY year and only gets you one free physical exam.  Any other visits, charges need to be paid for by health insurance or out of your pocket.  What in the F??!!!  How in the world could doctor’s think people would go for this, it is insanity.  The card my buddy got was a feeler to see his feelings on it.  I’d love to fill one of those cards out….

It’s almost like these doctors are taking a page out of the RCI handbook.