So much for that theory, present

So Ali takes Nicki out before leaving for the gym, she does both, she comes home from the gym no more than 2 hours later, pile of dog diarhea on the carpet….  So now it is vet time.  I guess they will run some tests on her poop to see if there is something going on.   I also am cutting out the lunch meat I have been giving her every morning while I pack my lunches.

I think this would be the perfect 40th birthday present for me (2009 Camaro), don’t you?  I can’t think of a better way to start off my mid-life crisis.  Although if I am being honest, I probably started my mid-life crisis at about 28 or so.