Archives November 2007

Not again

So I get home last night after work and Nicki gives me her normal ” I haven’t seen you in 10 years” excited greeting.  I take her out to do her bathroom run and come back in and give her a treat.  I walk back into the bedroom and immediately smell something.  I see two small pieces of shit in the bathroom, one on the rug and one on the tile floor.  It didn’t make sense to me why Nicki would drop little pieces like this but I immediately spun around and told her she was naughty!  The tone in my voice instantly dropped her ears and she went and laid down on her dog bed of shame.  I hadn’t even taken notice of Buttons who was sitting by the doorway to the bathroom.  I glance down and give her the normal, “Hi Buds…” greeting and then do a double take.  Buttons has her mouth wide open, tongue hanging out and is panting like mad.  There is a long disgusting string of mucus hanging from her jaw.  Soon I realized that it was cat shit that I just picked up.  Yep Buttons was once again in the midst of insulin shock. 

Before I left for work that morning, Buttons threw up in the living room.  It was a big pile.  She literally has about 3 teeth left in her mouth.  As a result she basically swallows her dry food whole.  This lends itself to vomiting apparently.  This was a BIG pile of vomit considering it was from a cat.  You could see the intact pieces of food very clearly.  Well I gave her her insulin shot in the morning just as I always do, giving no thought to it.  I assumed she would go back and eat during the day.  Well for whatever reason, she mustn’t have remembered to eat.  As a result when the insulin kicked in it sucked her blood sugar way down which turns her into a blind, drooling mess that can’t even walk.

Since I had seen insulin shock several times before (I think this is her 4th or 5th episode)  I was not panicked.  In fact I was more annoyed than anything, knowing what the night was going to hold for me.  I got changed, went to the bathroom and looked at the mail before I addressed the Buttons situation.  I scooped her up and put her in the bathtub.  She smelled like roadkill, it was disgusting.  I called Ali whom was still at work and told her the news.  Ali asked me what I wanted do.  I replied “Well I would like to hit her over the head with a shovel…”  which instantly horrified Ali, no I didn’t mean it.  Ali said she would leave work asap.

So I take the emergency container of honey that we keep on hand for these situations.  Along with the panting and drooling, Buttons was meowing loudly, she was obviously scared and being temporarily blind is certainly no fun.  I grab her head and shove the nozzle of the honey container in her mouth and start squeezing.  The cat winds up wearing most of the honey but she took some as well.  I also had the bright idea of wetting her down to hopefully disperse some of the smell.  All that did was scare her more and make her a smelly wet cat.  I brought in a towel to wrap around her.  While Ali was in transit I gave Buttons several more doses of honey.  Her condition wasn’t improving, she was still panting uncontrollably and drooling like a mental patient.  I would take a break and do some things in between honey shots.  I knew from past experience you just have to ride it out and wait for the sugar in her system to come back up.

So Ali gets home and takes over the care.  She mixes up some sugar water to give the cat out of a syringe.  that would get absorbed even faster than the honey.  Ali got upset as she watched Buttons struggling to stand up.  She had no control over her muscles and was still blind.  Ali said she couldn’t believe I said I wanted to hit her with a shovel.  I reiterated that I didn’t mean it.  Again and again we would give the cat sugar via water or honey form.  It was around 8pm and there was still not a major improvement.

I told Ali that we just need to give her some time.  I told her that Buttons at least seemed slightly better than when I got home.  We sat down and watched Survivor with a few small breaks to check on her.  By the time the show was over the cat seemed to be turning the corner.  The constant panting had stopped and she seemed more alert.  She still had little motor skills and was probably exhausted from the ordeal that could have lasted many hours. (who knows when it started)  The cat actually responded to Ali rubbing her with purring.

So Ali asked what I wanted to do now.  I said we should give her a quick bath to get the stench off.  Buttons wasn’t thrilled with getting showered down but she at least wasn’t crying out like she was earlier whenever you touched her.  I toweled her off and then carried her over to the utility room where Ali had made a makeshift recovery bed by folding up a bunch of towels on the floor.  We sat a bowl of water near her and set up a nightlight.   I was exhausted and took a shower and went to bed.  Ali evidently stayed up later as I saw there was a note on the counter that Buttons ate about a third of  a can of a food last night.  When I opened the utility room door I wasn’t quite sure what I would see.  Would the cat be there stiff as a board with her legs up in the air or would she be back to normal begging me for food?  Well it was sort of in between.  She was sitting on the mat in front of her food and water bowl, facing me.  When I opened the door she simply looked at me and meowed.  She looked ok although obviously she still was unable to get around much on her own.  This too we have seen before.  Normally after these episodes she takes some time until she is able to move normally.

So once again at least so far, Buttons continues to carry on.  I’d be lying if I didn’t say that there was a part of me that wished it all would have ended last night.  Although at the same time I feel bad for the cat, it’s impossible not to.  We’ll see where it leads from here.   

This weekend will be Christmas decoration time.  I am not going to go overboard with the lights this year.  The fact that we are going to be gone 5 days leading up to Christmas makes me feel that it is sort of a waste to decorate as much as normal. 

Censored

Last night Ali asked me to not post specifics regarding our trip to Vegas because someone out there reading my blog could seize it as an opportunity to come out to our house and rob us while we are gone. Um ok, whatever. So we are going to Vegas sometime….

We also had a discussion regarding Ali’s latest trip to a financial advisor.  Ali and I are quite different in several regards and one of those are our general approach to the future.  Ali is very conservative and tends to worry about worst case scenario far more than I do.  She met with a financial guy that pitched her a “complete” financial analysis of our life and in conjunction a number of additional insurances and investment strategy suggestions.

Well having someone pitch me this sort of stuff is going to go over as well as trying to convert me to catholicism.  Ali gave examples of if I died that it could leave her in dire straits.  I did some quick addition of my life insurance policies that I have personally and through work as well my pension and other investment accounts  and came up with a number that would pay off the house and still give her six figures to play with.  To me that isn’t too shabby. 

Then Ali throws out the scenario of if her or I suffered some sort of catastrophic illness or injury and how the expenses related to that could ruin us.  That indeed is a possibility however remote.  I told Ali how I don’t think it is feasible to try to account for every possible scenario that could happen to an individual during his or her lifetime.  Ali pressed on.  It got to the point where no matter what Ali was saying, what I heard is “You aren’t doing a good job of taking care of me.” which starts a slow burn.

So the discussion ended shortly after that, it only would have been unproductive anyway.  I brought in the financial profile that was “specially prepared” for us to read through at work.  Even though I am sure the guy is a nice guy, in general I view people in his business as snake oil salesmen.  There is a reason that insurance companies are among the richest in the world.  They sell fear and cash in on it. 

DWTS, shopping, still going

So last night was the Dancing with the Stars finale.  I have only been loosely following the show this season while Ali has been glued to the tv set for each show.  Most weeks I didn’t see it all and would just ask Ali who got kicked off.  I did sit down and watch the final with Ali however.  Ali made a miscalculation and started watching the show at 9:15.  She thought the show started at 8, it really only started at 9.  Only giving it a 15 minute head start meant we soon caught up to the live broadcast on Tivo and had to sit through commercials!  It’s funny how used to commercial free tv you get.

Anyway I dozed off through parts of the show but woke up enough to see the final result after two hours of them dragging it out.  I’m glad Helio won.  He represented what the show should have been about, a non-dancer learning to dance.  Having the Cheetah and Spice girl on the show was a joke.  Yes they were fantastic but they are already professional dancers.  Helio has an incredibly positive, uplifting personality which is hard to believe.  The guy seems like he shits sunshine.  His partner, Julie Ann, whom also won last year is just as cute as a button and surely is a big part of why he won.  Oh well, it’s over.

Ali started our xmas shopping yesterday, working off a number of items that we came up with from catalogs.  This year we are trying a different approach when it comes to buying for our brothers and sisters that have kids.  Instead of buying presents for everyone we are just sending a check for the kids savings account.  The kids will certainly get plenty of toys and “stuff” from other people and Santa.  Our siblings are certainly old enough that they no longer need us to buy things for them either.  Likewise we don’t need  tons of stuff bought for us.  I told Ali last night that I wanted to cap what we bought for each other to three things each since we were going to Vegas the week before Christmas and surely will be spending tons of money there.  I have always loved the Christmas season (although in recent years it has rung a bit hollow).  Sitting down in front of a beautiful Christmas tree loaded down with presents is one of my favorite images, but I have to realize that I am an “adult” now and being more practical regarding Christmas is the adult thing to do.  Heck we aren’t even going to have a real tree since we are going away.  We are going to put up Pop Pop’s old artificial tree instead.  It’s going to be a different feeling sort of Christmas morning.

So even though the Spartan Halloween contest is nearly a month past, I have still been following some of the changes I made in preparation for it.  My weight is still the same and I still have been substituting my egg beaters, a piece of toast and a small glass of orange juice for the bowl of cereal I used to have.  I am only doing my 300 work out once a week instead of twice.  Instead of a second 300, I use that day to do some more unconventional exercise like explosive push ups on a bosu, handstand push ups, combo overhead press/squats and any other weird exercise that comes to mind.  For being less than a month away from my 40th birthday, I am in good shape, if I do say so myself.  I may not be the strongest I have ever been but I think I am definitely as fit as I can ever recall.  As I take a look around at my fellow forty year olds, I am holding up better than most.

I can only hope my generally good health continues.  When it comes my time to go I really hope it is via a quick hitting, unexpected manner.  Blow me up,  kill me in a car wreck or something along those lines.  The idea of fading away in a torturously slow manner as my mind turns into mush and my body disintegrates is my own personal idea of what hell is.

Thanksgiving, painting pain, a loss with a heartbeat

There was such a transformation throughout the house during the past four days it makes the time period seem longer.  The house went from being a warm, family atmosphere filled with the sights and sounds of a Thanksgiving day to a scene of chaos as rooms were ripped apart to prepare for painting and then late yesterday things were back in order with two rooms with entirely different feeling personalities to boot.  But let me start at the beginning.

Wednesday evening after work I went with Ali to the runners club meeting to do my presentation about the various timing systems.  Evidently there is some bad blood circulating between people on the board and it played out in the discussion regarding the timing system.  To me the one system was a clear slam dunk but the infighting resulted in no final decision being made.  It’s no skin off my back but the delay will make the implementation of the system just take longer.  It’s unfortunate.

After the meeting we picked up mom and brought her back to our place.  Although mom was already tired, she stayed up once we got to our place and watched part 2 of the Oprah show about the hoarding fat lady.  I was interested on mom’s take on the woman whom I so harshly criticized.  Part 2 had the big reveal after Oprah’s crew cleaned the place out, gutted it and totally redid the house inside.  The hoarders were basically rewarded for their years of disgusting, pathetic display of unabated, gluttonous consumerism with a brand new house.  Yay.  The woman talked about how she is a changed person and just loves how neat and organized things now are.  Of course she has only been in the house for a week or two since it was redone.  This is one show where I would definitely want to see the “where are they now…” follow up.  I can almost guarantee this woman will fall right back into her empty abyss of junk piles.    When the episode was done I asked my mom her opinion of the situation.  She agreed with me that the woman was indeed pathetic but offered little else.

I woke up early on Thanksgiving thanks to the alarm.  Ali had to drag herself out of bed at 5:15 to go work the race.  I got up with her and simply played WoW until mom got up a little after 7.  Once mom got up I hung out with her even though she assured me I could go back to diddling on my computer.  It was a beautiful, crisp morning, the type of morning that I used to be in awe of when we first moved to Florida but now has become accepted reality.

I flipped on the tv early out on the lanai in anticipation of the parade starting.    I have seen the Macy’s parade every year for as far back as I can recall however this year was the very first time I remember seeing the very beginning of the event where they cut the ribbon.  The weather in New York was too nice.  I like the parades were it is like 20 degrees and you get to watch the parade performers try to act like they are enjoying freezing their asses off.

Once the parade started I actually saw very, very little of it.  We had it on as background noise mostly but by mid-morning mom was in the pool which I had been heating for the past couple days.  We also started on the round of phone calls with me calling my brother, my sister and my dad.  I was on the phone with dad the longest by far.  He was ranting about a few topics. 

Once Ali got back the food prep began in earnest.  This year we totally skipped the turkey and went just with Tofurkey. In fact our entire meal was vegetarian and to be honest I didn’t mind at all.  We had tons of food, way more than was needed for 3 people.  Right before we ate I broke down and called my grandmother, despite my mom’s desire to the contrary.  Grandma picked up the phone and after a brief delay where it almost sounded like she was getting instructions on what to do, she answered with a grumbly “Hello…”  “Hi Grandma, it’s Shawn”  “WHO??”  Me, louder, “It’s SHAWN your grandson!”  “I can’t hear you..” she says.  I repeat again that it I am her grandson.  She acknowledges it with a simple “Oh ok…” like she had no clue still who I was.  So I ask her the standard questions, how are you feeling, how is the weather and if the facilities cat still came to visit her, all of which got one word answers.  I was really sad about the mental state grandma was in and was in the process of saying my goodbye’s without even handing the phone to mom.  However mom motioned that she would talk to her.  Surprisingly mom said grandma seemed more with it when she was on the phone with her.  Maybe mom’s voice is more recognizable to her.  Mom talked to her for a couple minutes and then hung up.  Wow that was indeed painful.  I tried to put the call out of mind as we sat down to eat our Thanksgiving feast.

Instead of eating in the dining room, we had all the food lined up buffet style on the kitchen island.  We loaded up our plates and then headed out to the table on the lanai to eat.  Again, the novelty of eating outside in late November is somewhat lost on people that have done it for a number of years but I took a second to be thankful for it.  90% of the population probably aren’t swimming or eating outdoors on Thanksgiving.  We are lucky.

The food was great and we all enjoyed our meal.  Clean up with three people involved didn’t take long at all and shortly after clean up mom was ready to get back home.  I brought Nicki with on the trip back to mom’s place.  When we got there, mom asked me to take a look at a plastic cover that had fallen off her third brake light.  It was funny, as I had the rear door open and was working on it, Nicki jumped up into the back of the Rav 4 and just sat there calmly looking around.  She just seemed very content with the world.  It was cute.  Mom thanked me for the good time and that was that. 

So the rest of the day we could have relaxed I suppose but knowing that we had a big painting project looming ahead of us made sitting around feel like wasting time. So late afternoon, early evening we started on ripping down the guest bathroom.  We removed as much as possible, pulling down the towel bar, toilet paper holder and even the medicine cabinet.  This process really shined a light on how shoddy some of the work on our house had been.  The idiots that did the detail painting were so lazy that they didn’t remove anything when they did the final painting.  There was white paint on the towel bar, the outlet covers, the toilet paper holder and the coup de grace the little silver disk that is around the shower pipe.  In order to avoid painting on that disk, the painter would have had to take 1 second to pull it away from the wall before painting around it and simply slide it back when done.  Nope, too lazy to even do that.  I would not recommend our builder to anyone, there are lots of places around the house where shoddy workmanship has reared it’s ugly head.

So anyway, after everything was out/off the walls the taping and patching could begin.  Having never taped up a room like this before it was a learning process.  At first I tried to use one long continuous piece of tape to do each edge.  It was next to impossible to get the tape from bunching up and folding while attempting to precisely place it.  So I changed my technique to ripping off manageable sections of tape and overlapping. Ali handled most of the patching duties.  We reached a stopping point where after a bit of sanding, we should be able to start painting on Friday. 

Friday morning Ali and I went on a frustrating whirlwind tour of errands.  I was quite anxious about venturing out into the world on Black Friday.  We stopped at two banks and then hit Lowe’s and Bed Bath & Beyond before making our final stop at the grocery store.  We picked out all new matching accessories for the bathroom.  The mostly black iron and wicker stuff along with the cheap, painted on bars and holders that adorned the bathroom was now history, replaced by much nicer, matching pieces.  I bet all in all we spent 3 to 4 hours out on the road, yuck.  Traffic was bad but manageable.

By the time we got back home and got things put away and unpacked it was a little after 3pm.  Well I was ready to get down to business and start painting.  It was a bit unnerving putting the first blob of paint on the wall.  Our walls that have been generic white for so long were about to get a rude awakening.  Ali manned the brush while I handled the big manly roller.  The process went rather well, the biggest trouble spot was doing the line at the ceiling.  Mom had directed me towards using this edge painter thing that has two wheels on the top and a brush pad on the back.  The theory is you get paint on the brush and then the wheels keep it right below ceiling level to give you a nice even clean edge.  Mom warned me about the possibility of putting too much paint on the pad which in turn could get on the wheels, causing a mess on the ceiling.  Well I had issues using the tool.  At first I wasn’t getting paint close enough to the edge and the paint that was getting on the wall was streaky.  So I got more aggressive with applying paint to the tool.  At first it was working better but then I went overboard and had paint spill onto one of the wheels.  Damn it.  It was a learning curve.  Eventually I learned a few things like you can’t use the tool to get all the way into the corner.  I also learned that the best way to use it was to start down on the wall a bit below the ceiling line and then push the tool up to the edge, ensuring that excess paint is moving downward, once up at the edge, the thing seemed to work better if I went left to right.  Ali hand painted the ceiling line at the corners.  The end result was not perfect but good enough.  As the paint dried it went through several color variations.  Since it is a small room, it didn’t take that long to paint.  I had the second coat on and drying in a total of maybe 2 hours.  When we started pulling the tape we saw several spots where we didn’t have a good seal, resulting in some shaky looking paint lines.  Ali’s steady hand once again came to the rescue as she delicately redid these spots with a tiny brush.  The color really looked good, it transformed the feel of the room.

  After allowing the second coat to dry it was getting kind of late but I was motivated to complete the transformation.  First I told Ali I just wanted to get the new toilet paper holder on the wall.  However that started an unstoppable snowball as one thing lead to another.  By the time I was done, everything was mounted and leveled.  Each piece we added made the room look better and better.  By the time we got it all together we were both incredibly pleased.  The bathroom now felt like it belonged in a Tommy Bahamas instead of our humble abode.  The glass shelf and glass table we added was a nice touch and the shitty, too low towel bar was relocated and replaced with a cool double bar that our guests will find much more workable.  We didn’t stop working until between 10 and 11pm.  Ali was extremely tired.  I was tired as well but the excitement of completing the transformation carried me through.  However, the prospect of starting the process all over on a much bigger room the next day was very daunting to me.  In fact, I considered at that point postponing doing that room until a later time. Luckily, depending on your point of view, when I woke up the next morning my motivation had returned.

Ali had some things to go out and do in the morning so it left me alone to perform room dis assembly.  It was bust ass work.  I pulled out all the light furniture including the king size bed, took down curtains, blinds, the shelf on the wall and the shelves in the closet.  I removed armies of stuffed animals as well as my collection of “old stuff I like” that I keep in that room.  By the time I was done, the great room was a disaster area of “stuff”.  With a casual glance, you wouldn’t have thought the guest bedroom had so much in it.

As I cleared stuff out I pulled a few things aside and put them on the kitchen counter to accompany me to work, namely my two handheld Mattel Electronic Football games.  These were the very first electronic game I ever remember having.  I recall mom getting it for me from Two Guys back in the 70’s.  It was a the biggest thing going.  Imagine the fun of moving a red blip around a tiny little screen avoiding all the other little fainter red blips.  It sounds ridiculous nowadays but damn I loved that game.  I would play for hours on end until the tendons in my thumbs were screaming in pain.  I also have the newer version of the game where they had fancy things like “passing”.  I always have preferred the original. 

Also set aside was the Furby.  I bought Ali this early on the year that they were insanely popular.  I remember being all proud of myself for securing one for her even though I paid a ridiculous 150 bucks for it.  Ali tried to act like she really liked it but it soon came out that she thought it was dumb.  Furby has spent a rather boring life, stuck on a shelf with boring, non-robotic stuffed animals.  When I picked Furby up I was surprised when he sprung to life with his normal “Cockle doodle doo!!”  I couldn’t believe the batteries had any oomph in them after years of non-use.  Evidently they were just a click above dead as after he came to life Furby almost immediately went back to sleep.  I felt bad for Furby.  He now lives in my office where he at least can be a conversation piece.  I gave him a new set of batteries.  You can see him right now asleep on the web cam, poor little guy.

So anyway, by the time Ali got back I had just started doing some of the taping. Ali jumped right in and started to help.  It took awhile due to the vastly larger surface area we had to prepare.  The color we picked out for this room was supposed to be a grayish purple.  By the time we got around to painting it was a little after 2.  With a day of painting under our belt, things went pretty smooth.  However one thing become apparent, the single gallon of paint we bought was not going to be enough.  In fact I just barely had enough to do the first coat.  As the paint went on, Ali and I both commented how it looked a whole lot more purple than gray.  So we took a mini-break to run back out to Lowe’s to get more paint.  All I had to do was write down the codes on the old paint in order for them to make me another can of the paint.  The new can looked identical as the first.  Ali and I wished we had the codes for the paint that was used originally on the house, it would make touch ups a reality instead of a guessing game.

So back home we went and after a small supper break where we watched a bit of next Loose Change flick, I was back into the room rolling away.  I asked Ali if she could work on getting some of the mess out in the great room addressed as it was making me a bit nuts. (that and the full moon)  In addition to all the junk I drug out of the guest room, the kitchen island also had plants, packages and other junk strewn about. 

While we were painting there was a weird thing that occurred.  The paint we used in the bedroom definitely had a stronger smell in it than the stuff we used in the bathroom.  Evidently the fumes had a weird side effect.  Whenever I left the room, the rest of the house smelled like piss to me.  When I first noticed it I marched around the house looking for the source.  Every room smelled that way to me, even the spare bedroom that had the door closed.  The only thing I could come up with was it was coming from the AC.  great, just what I need.  However later I realized that once I was out of the bedroom we were painting for awhile, I wouldn’t smell the piss smell in the house.  But if I went back in for a bit, came out, the smell returned.  For some reason the paint fumes were short circuiting my sense of smell.

So once again we worked late into the night.  Rolling the walls in the bedroom was tougher than the bathroom because they were textured.  I had to really lean on the roller to make sure I got decent coverage.  Finally we finished up and confirmed that yep, the room is definitely purple.  it didn’t look bad, just different than we both expected.  The all white furniture from my bachelor pad days contrasted nicely with it.  Again, the color really put a new spin on the room.  We were pleased with this change as well, just not as pleased as with the bathroom transformation.  Saturday night we left the room with the tape off the trim but all of the junk still out in the great room.

Sunday morning was clean up time.  I put stuff back together and then after Ali got up she was in charge of deciding what went back into the room.  We didn’t want it to be as cluttered.  I made a concession and told Ali I would put my “old stuff” collection into one of the empty drawers.  She also conceded to remove the majority of stuffed animals that were littering the room, only returning a few that had true sentimental value to her.  Through steady, deliberate work, Ali and I had most everything cleaned up and put away before lunchtime.  It seemed very weird to have what felt like two new rooms in the house.  The new color in the guest room makes me not want to keep the door permanently closed anymore.  In the past we decided to do this so the cats would not use this room as a warm little vomiting area.  I may have to revisit that decision.

We got done just in time for Ali to get ready to go out with a friend of hers to go see the Nutcracker.  Ironically we discovered when mom was over that she too was going to the exact same show with her friends from work.  Ali and mom decided to have everyone get together after the show to go out to dinner.  That left me home to tie up some loose ends.

It was funny, at the beginning of the day I felt like the house was a HUGE mess and there was just so much shit to do.  In the span of four hours that all changed.  Things felt in order again.  While Ali was gone I Roombafied and Scoobatized the house (words I invented) as well as shooting another round of bleach into the water system, doing some laundry, hanging out with Nicki in her play area and just unwinding.  Several times during the afternoon I would go over and look at the two rooms we painted, admiring the transformation.  I went and laid down on the bed in the guestroom and imagined I was the guest.  I determined I would be quite content staying there.  The color is different but not in an unpleasant way.

  I thought about the prospect of painting the rest of the house, which we eventually want to do.   The job seems extremely overwhelming, especially considering the effort to just paint two rooms.  However now I know that the effort should be worth the end result.  That project will be back burner-ed for a while though.  We want to first get our new counters in place before painting.  You can see all the before and after pictures I took here.

So even though I knew the Eagles were going to get trounced, I tuned in for the game.  I was surprised to see that AJ was starting.  I was too busy to check to see McNabb’s playing status.  The game starts, AJ immediately throws a pick that is run back for a TD and I laugh out loud while thinking how the slaughter has begun with little delay.  But then things started happening.  Instead of crawling into a hole after making a mistake, AJ and the rest of the team came out aggressively and drove the ball right down the Patriots throat scoring a game tying touchdown after a long, impressive drive.

The Patriots offense finally got the ball and marched right down the field and scored.  However during the drive Brady got HAMMERED from his blindside.  The defense at least was making the Patriots pay for their yardage.  JR Reed laid out a few Patriots himself with crushing hits, I liked what I was seeing.  The decision making/play calling was equally aggressive with a successful fourth down conversion followed by a TD and then an awesome onside kick recovery on the next kickoff.  The Eagles were finally coming to play, maybe being an embarrassing three touchdown underdog finally lit a fire under their ass.

The game was quite exciting with the two team trading shots back and forth.  Even though the Eagles D had a hard time keeping the Patriots from moving the ball, they kept after them non-stop.  AJ Feely was borderline brilliant during this stretch.  He showed accuracy on throws that I am not accustomed to seeing.  He was calm in the face of pressure, beating blitzes with quick throws to open targets.  It was awesome.

Finally at the end of the game the wheels came off.  The Eagles were driving for a game tying or leading score when AJ made an ill-advised throw to a well covered receiver.  The Patriot defender snagged it in the end zone and that was pretty much the ball game.  The Eagles had one last shot with 30 seconds to go but again AJ got picked off throwing into a very densely populated Patriot zone, game over.  The 21 point predicted blowout instead turned into a 3 point barn burner. 

So what was different about this game?  Why did the team seam to come alive against the best team in the NFL and give them all they could handle on their own home turf?  Well the most obvious change is at the QB position.  Just like last year, the team seems to play it’s most determined, gritty agressive ball when Donovan is not at the controls.  Why is this?  Do you think that they are all waiting around waiting for Donovan to make a play?  Maybe 4 years ago they could do that and obviously for a long time, that formula worked as the team did make it at least to the conference championship game 4 straight years.  But the past two seasons have been differnet.  To me, the team has played the best ball when Donovan is not in the equation.  Feeley is similar to Garcia in that he gives the feeling that he lives and dies on the field.  When things go well he is genuinely excited, when things go poorly it feels like the dagger goes deeper into his heart than even the fans.  The team seems to respond to that sort of passion from the QB position.

  Donovan, for whatever reason doesn’t exude that quality.  In recent years his proclivity for pulling out the race card whenever he receives criticism has also soured the fans view of him.  Philly fans are tough but it isn’t because of the color of your skin.  They want a winner above all else and if you do lose we want you to feel as bad about it as we do.  When you throw a boneheaded interception or one hop a pass to a reciever for the fourth time in a game don’t come off the field all grinning and joking “My bad, haha…”  That shit doesn’t fly with Eagle fans.

I’m really ready to turn the page on Donovan as the Eagle QB.  You get the feeling he is laying the groundwork for his exit anyway.  The other big positive I saw from the game was JR Reed.  I remember when he came up as a rookie, he was exciting as hell.  Then he hurt himself badly in a non-football related injury and was all but written of for good.  Well he busted ass and due to injuries was in the line up last night as one of the starting safeties.  I loved what I saw.  He made Dawkins look like a pansy.  JR was laying the wood, hitting players with authority.  That is what I want to see out of a safety, unabashed anger and violence.  I think Dawkins still wants to play like that but due to age and/or injuries he just doesn’t seem to hit people all that often anymore.  He always seems a step slow.

Anyway I am grateful for the years of play Donovan has given us and I certainly remember the rotating door of QB’s we had before him.  Names like Bobby Hoying and Doug Pederson still give me the shakes.  However what I want from our QB above all is passion and leadership.  I want him to motivate the players around him.  It doesn’t matter if the guy can throw a ball 70 yards, if the other players don’t get motivated by him it just isn’t going to work. 

Unfortunately Donovan will probably play next week.  If the team drops right back into it’s recent pattern of listless, uninspired play, you can bet the chants of AJ, AJ , AJ will come booming down from the Linc in no time at all.

So I never did get to watch all of Loose change Final Cut, I am only a half hour or so into it.  So far it has been rather dry excpet for one new thing I never knew.  Shortly before 9/11 Mohammed Atta was wired a sum of $100,000 dollars from the head of the Pakistan intelligence agency.  This transfer is indisputable yet it was covered up by the US government.  In yet another coincidence, guess who was in Washington during 9/11?  Yep, the same guy.  After 9/11 he “resigned”.   Yes this is from Pakistan, the same country that supposedly was an ally of ours in the fight against terror, more smoke and mirrors.  I can’t wait to see the rest of it.

  

Maybe

maybe I am a foot man and don’t realize it.  Does anyone else think it is incredibly sexy in that Cadillac CTS commercial when the woman is driving and right after she says “When you turn your car on, does it return the favor…” they show a woman’s high heel adorned foot mashing the gas pedal?  That flips an internal switch with me for some reason, every single time.

Turkey day

Well my hope for a fix for my problem at work went out the window yesterday.  It was back to a regular hanging schedule. Damn it.  I have made another 4 or 5 changes since yesterday.  It’s very hard to keep things straight at this point since I have made so many tweaks.

So tomorrow is Thanksgiving.  Today was a throwback to the days when Ali was a regular employee.  She actually got up and went to work with me as well as Nicki tagging along. (Nicki was extremely excited)  The reason is after work all of us are going to the local running club meeting.  I am doing a presentation about options available to the club as far as automatic timing of their races.  We hope to get off the inefficient, slow and error prone card system that the club has been using forever.  I am hoping the club goes with an RFID based chip system made by a German company called DAG.  It seems to offer a lot of value for the money.  If the club does go for this it is going to be my baby to make work.  I look forward to the challenge of getting it off the ground.  I think runners that participate in the races will really appreciate modern timing methods being used.  My role in each race would be rather critical and I kind of like that.

After the meeting we are going to be picking up mom to stay over at our place tonight.  I know mom is less than thrilled about staying over although I can’t quite tell you why.  It’s no problem for us accommodating her and we have most of what she needs at the house already, plus we just enjoy having her over.  It will be cool to have mom there first thing Thanksgiving morning to watch the parade, cook food and stuff. We will make our normal round of phone calls as well.  Calling my grandmother on holidays has become a real challenge anymore.  She apparently is getting to be real senile or under siege from Alzheimer’s.  Any attempted conversations I have had with her in recent years are as painful as you can imagine.   Any questions you ask are generally greeted with one word replies and you realize that she doesn’t even really know who she is speaking to. It is pretty miserable.  I still think we need to make the effort.  Last night I put the pool heater on to get the water cooking.  It has a long way to go, the water was 69 degrees when I started.  It was up to 74 this morning.

The rest of the four days off will probably involve a lot of painting related activities mixed in with normal housework crap. 

When I worked an Entre/Ameridata/GE this was the time leading up to the famous Friday after Thanksgiving tradition, the Turkey Bowl.  For a span of 5 or 6 years a bunch of us would leave work early Friday afternoon, put on the sweats, spikes and football jerseys and hit one of the local playing fields for a lively game of “two hand touch” football.

It was always great fun and always filled with controversy.  The one year a friend of Tim’s almost got into a fight with one of the managers, Paul over overly rough play.  Then there was Johnny Bravo, a guy that bragged about how good he was at football (and everything else for that matter) but when put to the test in a game, came up majorly short.  Speaking of short, Bob Sensenig was a staple at early Turkey Bowls.  Bob always insisted on being QB even though he was barely 5 feet tall and had no arm.  Emmett was a Turkey Bowl powerhouse even though he was much older than most of the other players.  The one year when I was playing against him I fell and got my head trampled by his spikes.  I’m pretty sure I had a concussion.  Mike Lien was deceptively fast and powerful despite his short stature and hairy face.  Charlie was a little fireplug, throwing his body into harm’s way regularly with no concern of injury.  Tim was tall and lanky like me.  He made a few plays but his strongpoint was insulting the opposing team.  Rusty was a big boy whom we relied on strictly for blocking and short yardage situations (which there were none of).  And of course who can forget Heart Punch Kliney.  He earned his nickname by punching oncoming rushers in the heart area of the chest as they approached.  He was ruthless.

Early on in the Turkey bowl phenomena we would get together at a bar after the game and drink our aches and pains away.  As the tradition was dying down, the after game bar visit went away.

It was a great time.  I miss the camaraderie I enjoyed working with that group of people.  Only one Turkey Bowl was ever captured on film.  I was able to recover this footage from the NFL Films vault.

Headway

I may have actually made some progress in stabilizing our cashiering system at work.  The system is run on .NET 1.1.  As I described earlier we have had terrible lock up problems since tax season started and any attempts made by the vendor to correct the issue have been fruitless. Well late last week I was digging around and noticed that I never had applied Windows Server 2003 Service pack 2 to the server.  Reading through the bug fixes, I saw at least 20 .NET related bugs it addressed.  Well I figured it couldn’t be any worse so I applied it over the weekend.  Yesterday things magically settled down.  We didn’t have to reset the box a single time which is a first since tax season begun.  I don’t want to get too excited, as we have had time periods before where we thought the problem was fixed by something I tried, only to have it return later.  We have never gone a full day without resetting though, until yesterday.  Yesterday also happened to be the highest volume of over the counter payments so far. I’m crossing my fingers and holding my breath.

Heroes is really good again and supposedly there are only two episodes left.  I am not quite sure how they are going wrap up this storyline so fast.  Each episode there are at least 5 or 6 characters that don’t show up, there are just far too many of them.  I wish they could make the episodes longer or not mutilate them with 6 or 7 commercial breaks.

I am feeling pretty beat up from my 300 yesterday.

I got my hands on the new Loose change flick, Final Cut.  I am looking forward to viewing it over the 4 day weekend.  If I come in on Monday all pissed off again you will know why.

Dangerously tired, buzzed

Because of a combination of minor injuries and short weeks, I hadn’t done a 300 for two weeks.  I should have known better than to bring the watch.  Jeremy had shown me some clips of Cross Fit people doing the 300 and in those clips I saw people banging out the dead lifts rapid fire.  I figured, hey I can do the same.  So I start banging them out and I start getting really tired.   I manage to do them almost a full 25 seconds faster than I normally do them.  However I paid dearly through the rest of the workout.  Spending extra energy early on in the routine left precious little energy left to finish it.  I struggled through every exercise and by the time I got through the one handed C&P’s I was done.  I was so tired that it felt dangerous like I could pass out.  So even though I was still on pace to make a good time, I said f it and just sat on a bench for more than 5 minutes trying to regain my energy.  After that I trudged over to the pull up bar and knocked out my last 25 pull ups in an unimpressive manner.   The 300, at least for me is something I need to hit at least once a week.  Anymore of a break than that and I lose some ability to hack it.

On Saturday I was ready to get my hair buzzed, so much so that I took the clippers, stood in the middle of the living room floor and started at it myself with a one inch attachment.  I found that the one inch just wasn’t doing a good job so I went to a 3/4 attachment and then down to a 1/2 inch.  I was doing this without a mirror so I couldn’t see how I was doing, instead I went on “feel”.  I had ideas of going all out and doing my entire head with the 1/4 inch attachment but I stopped at 1/2.  I laughed when I looked in the mirror.  I basically had a mullet with some longer hair on the sides and back and short as a putting green on the top.  I called Ali in to mitigate the damage.  She used the 1/4 inch on my sides and back of my head and blended it in.  I have never had my hair cut quite this short.  It’s sort of a Justin Timberlake / David Beckham look.  Ultra short and fuzzy, a degree or two above a shaved head.  It’s as low maintenance as you can get.  It’s quite the contrast from the long haired, nasty straggly bearded look I was sporting only a couple weeks ago. I’m digging it.

No creative titles today

Before I start the weekend recap, I realized over the weekend that I totally forgot to blog about a movie I watched the prior weekend in addition to the 28 series, Mr Bean’s Holiday.  I never had seen a Mr Bean movie but I sort of remember hearing they were funny so I grabbed it for us to watch.  Ali always says I don’t get enough comedies.   The movie started and just looking at the guy was funny enough.  He is a very weird looking man.  I thought it was odd that during the first 5 minutes he didn’t really say anything and instead just made silly noises as he went from one physical comedy scene to another.  Then it continued and continued and continued.  Evidently Mr Bean is more or less a modern day mime and he didn’t say a complete sentence the entire movie.  His silly appearance and noises kept me entertained briefly but after that it fell off into just bizarro world.  When it was done I told Ali that I thought that it may have been the stupidest movie I ever saw in my life.  How this guy has managed to make more than one film is astounding to me. Yuck. I’d give it a D. 

My weekend had a pretty low chore quotient compared to most.  Part of that was because we haven’t had to mow the grass for two weeks.  I had almost my entire list done by noon on Saturday.  On Saturday evening we picked up my mom to take her to her birthday dinner.  I didn’t tell mom where we were going ahead of time.  I kind of got the vibe that she may have suspected that I had picked the Turtle Club but she acted surprised.   I had reservations for 5:45 but sunset was scheduled to go down a few minutes before that.  I intentionally arrived early so we could possibly get seated before the big event.  The plan worked out perfectly, they sat us right down and within 10 minutes we got to witness another perfect sunset.  Mom was really excited about being there.

Just like the last time our dinner was very good.  I kicked myself a bit when I realized that I hadn’t mentioned anything ahead of time about it being a birthday dinner for my mom to the restaurant staff.  However when we ordered desert we just happened to mention it was mom’s birthday.  The waiter brought the slice of key lime pie that mom and I were splitting with a single birthday candle in it and they had written Happy Birthday on the plate in some sort of raspberry sauce, which was very nice.  The bill for 3 people was almost exactly 50% higher than the bill for two people as expected.  After a very enjoyable meal we headed out and waited for the valet.  The valet station was a bit of a circus.  There was all sorts of confusion going on.  They were bringing back vehicles that had no driver waiting for them while others waited and waited for their car to show up.  I felt a bit bad when our Camry was brought back before a group of people that were waiting there before us.  It seemed like all of the women that were in the crowd waiting were pretty wasted.

After dinner we asked mom if she would go to Lowe’s with us to help us pick out paint.  Yes we are planning on finally putting some paint on the walls.  The barren white walls that we have had since we built the house helps make the space feel big but it also makes it feel sterile and generic.  We are starting out conservatively by painting the guest bathroom and bedroom.  Most of the decision making process was left up to mom and Ali.  Mom has a good decorating eye from her years in the furniture business something that definitely was not passed on to me.  I can tell when a color scheme looks nice I just am not good at deciding what the scheme should be.  The spare bedroom is going to be a grayish light purple color and the bathroom will be an earthy shade of green that I like. (green is my color)  We are planning on doing the large living area of the house in some sort of tan, the shade of which has not been determined.   Ali is very nervous about the prospect of painting.  I am not.  I don’t enjoy the process of painting but I am pretty assured that I will pleased with the end result.  The walls have been long overdue in getting some attention if you ask me.

As part of the overhaul, Ali wants me to change up the surround sound system.  We have a Bose lifestyle system that has little cube speakers that are white just like the walls.  The normal person would hardly notice them.  However to Ali these are a HUGE eyesore.  Ali wants me to get speakers that I can mount flush with the wall and also wants to build some sort of door to hide the AV equipment above the tv.

  It makes me chuckle when Ali goes on these tangents.  She has this quirk about her where she focuses on the minute details of an issue instead of the big picture.  We could have a room that is filled to the ceiling with junk and Ali would spend the time alphabetizing the post cards she found in a shoe box in the room.  So likewise when faced with painting the interior of our house Ali’s primary focus goes to little things like stereo speakers.  Hey I’m not complaining, you mean you WANT me to go out and buy a new up to date surround system? Twist my arm.  I would welcome getting a new system that runs on infrared instead of the proprietary Bose RF shit that makes it not work with my Harmony remote. Then Ali mentioned further plans of hanging curtains on either side of the TV area that could be pulled back when we are watching it and closed when we aren’t.  I may have to draw the line there.

So anyway I am hoping over the 4 day Thanksgiving holiday I have that we can get one if not both of the rooms painted.  It should give those rooms an entirely different feel.

Sunday was another low key day.  I performed my second week of water system bleaching.  I am pretty convinced that the discoloration we have been seeing in our water is a result of algae in the holding tank.  With our old water system I could pull the lid off the holding tank and after removing any frogs or bugs that had squeezed in there, I was able to drain it and blast the algae out of the inside with a pressure washer.  Well the new fancy tank is totally sealed.  great for keeping frogs out, shitty for keeping algae from forming.  So what I have to do is drain the tank and then as I refill it I add bleach to a small hole that is normally used to pull air into the system to help bubble out the sulfur.  Both last week and this week I added probably a couple cups of bleach.  I have already noticed the water looks better than it did.  I plan to do it for 2 more weeks and see the results.

We watched the Eagles beat the Dolphins.  For a long time the Eagles tried to let the 0-9 Dolphins win.  In fact thanks to 3 first half interceptions deep in Dolphin territory, the Eagles were behind at halftime 7-3.   Late in the first half Donovan McNabb went out with an ankle injury.  I truly could have cared less.  After a rough start AJ Feeley settled down in the second half and did a solid job.  He is definitely a more accurate passer than Donovan.  So anyway in the second half the Eagles managed to score a couple times to win.  Even though it was a win it really said a lot of negative things about the team.  They struggled to beat an 0-9 team, at home, that was starting a rookie quarterback whom was playing in his first regular season game.  Against this 0-9 team with a rookie quarterback they managed to register zero turnovers and get zero sacks.  They are going to get so smashed by the Patriots next week.  I hope they have a lot of body bags.

Sunday night we watched Die Hard 4.  I really liked the original Die Hard.  The sequels have been so so.  It seemed like each sequel tried to outdo the prior one in terms of action and implausible acts of heroism by John McLain.  Well Die Hard 4 takes the cake, it was a disappointment of blockbuster proportions to me.  Ok the movie is doomed from the very get go because of one simple fact, the bad guy in it SUCKS.  In order for a movie like this to be good, you HAVE to have a good villain.  In Die Hard 4 they cast some metrosexual looking guy that looked like they painted a few gray hairs into his side burns.  When the guy tried to portray anger he instead looked like he was ready to cry.  What a joke.  If there is such a thing as too much action in a movie, Die Hard 4 has it.  Ridiculous scenario after ridiculous scenario goes down scene after scene.  One minute John McLain can barely walk, the next minute he is sprinting like Marion Jones on roids.  Some of the feats he pulled off would make Superman jealous.  By the end Ali and I were just laughing at how silly things were getting.  The movie was lame, plain and simple.  The first one was sooooo much better.  Die Hard 4 is lucky to get a C from me.

Last night before bed Ali was watching one of her many Oprah episodes on the Tivo.  As I was getting Tuki water the scene on the TV caught my eye.  It was a living room that was FILLED with junk on either side, piled 5 feet high with only a small walking path in the middle.  I sat down and watched in horror as they showed the rest of the house.  Every single room of the house was like this, jammed full of clothes, shoes, housewares and any other sort of various material items that this woman could buy.  I told Ali I had to see the woman that was responsible for this, it truly made me sick.

So they finally show the couple who own this house.  A chubby, tear factory of a woman and her husband that makes excuses for not being able to stop her.  I instantly had a severe dislike for this woman.  Anybody that allows their home to become a warehouse of things like that is beyond pathetic in my book.  I was angry.  I said to Ali that the woman should just die she serves no purpose and is pathetic.  Ali chastised me for taking such a severe, cold position about this woman.  I couldn’t help myself.  I just have zero tolerance for people that put themselves into a miserable situation by their own hand whether it is being morbidly obese or in this case a compulsive “hoarder”.  I continued my rant to Ali saying there are already too many people on the planet, someone like this serves no purpose.  Of course I knew what I was saying was harsh but I was just besides myself with disgust.  The show was filled with the woman crying constantly, saying she was trying to fill a void in her life first from her kids growing up and second because she had some siblings die in recent years.  She turned her house into this mess over the span of a decade or so.

Her husband frustrated me almost as much.  He said he guessed he was “somewhat” responsible for allowing this to happen.  Ya think so?  Grow a set of balls and establish a line.  Take her credit cards, check book and access to cash if the fat dumpling can’t control herself.  His excuse was he didn’t know how to stop her.  Unreal.

So anyway Oprah brought in a crew of 100 people to clean up this disaster area.  I said to Ali that I can almost guarantee that once Oprah is done with her, this woman will fall right back into her hoarding ways. You can just tell, she has no self discipline.  This woman was the poster child for disgusting American consumerism that so many of us are guilty of, taken to an extreme degree.   I guess I am a heartless bastard.  As I have said many times, the herd needs to be thinned.