Treat the symptoms and not the problem

Been spending too much time at the buffet?  Is reaching for the bag of Defenbach chips your idea of exercise?  Do we have the thing for you!

This brilliant invention allows your pants to expand with you!  Here is the description of this item.

“Just slips over existing button to add one inch.
Gives added comfort from tight pants and skirts. Fits in seconds. No sewing required. Hides under your belt.”

If this little doodad doesn’t buy you enough room you can bring out the heavy equipment  and stretch your clothes with this beast!

No worries about packing on the pounds, use tools like this to stretch the shit out of them until they fit!  It’s reassuring to see technology being used to address the problems of a forever expanding and gluttonous American public, bravo.

Saturday we are teaming up with the neighbor on a yard sale.  We have a TON of stuff to unload.  I am hoping we get rid of it all.  The only downside is it will cut into fence building.  Last night I put in the few remaining line posts to reach the halfway mark.  This weekend I expect to have fencing up and installed over these two spans.  I also want to get the last corner completely finished as well as getting a bunch more line posts in the ground.