Short circuiting

My brain has been doing a lot of short circuiting lately.  Talking is a monumental chore recently and I am doing stupid things without realizing it.  Normally when I get home at night I take off my belt and hang it on a belt thing in the closet and put my shoes down below on top of a small crate.  Well for some reason last night, with out realizing it I hung my belt on a hook on the closet door and put my shoes where my sneakers normally go.  I had no idea I did it until I came back into the room later and just said “WTF???” 

Today when I was getting ready to go to the gym I grabbed my stuff just like I have done thousands of times before.  When I got in to the bathroom I realized that instead of grabbing my keys, I grabbed my wallet.  I am just waiting for the day where I wash my face in the toilet and take a dump in the sink…