Mosquito mania, don’t pee on me

by Duf Anything and Everything

Thank GOD they sprayed for mosquitoes last night.  Our property was overrun with them.  Ali said she was attacked during the day yesterday.  When I went outside last night to walk Nicki I flipped on the outdoor spotlight and witnessed no less than 500 mosquitoes on the screen by the light, just waiting for a victim to attack.  It was pretty nasty.  The plane must have went over last night because this morning there was no sign of them.

I had another bizarre dream last night that I only remember parts of.  I was in a suit walking around a high school that also had a mall built into it.  I remember walking around trying to act like I was undercover security.  At one point I was mad when I looked on my shoulder and saw a big huge clump of cat hair stuck to the shoulder of my jacket.  Later I had to take a leak.  Instead of urinals they had a version of a piss trough.  This trough was about a third of the way filled with water.  In the corner of it was what looked an intake/drain to recycle the piss water.  The intake had what looked to be one of those small paper cups you put stuff like ketchup in.  Standing next to the trough, was some custodian looking guy.  He was beefy and had black hair in a buzz cut.  He sort of looked retarded. 

So I started to relieve myself, letting loose in the trough.  As I did the custodian jumped to life and yelled “Sir! Can you please pee at the pee cup?”, pointing to the ketchup cup sort of thing.  I said nothing and just gave him a look of confusion.  I adjusted my angle and pointed towards the “pee cup”.  At that exact moment the bathroom got rushed with people, class must have let out.  All of a sudden I had males all around me, all with their deals out, all pissing at the same time.  I had streams of urine flying by either arm as everyone was aiming for the pee cup.  I remember pulling my arms in tight to my sides to prevent my suit from getting wet.  I finished up as quick as I could and got the hell out of there.  That’s all I remember, I’m just glad I didn’t wet the bed.