How’s this for a bizarre dream?

No this makes no sense but this is what I remember.

I was with Ali in the Camry.  There was some sort of warning light on the dash so I pulled over at a garage.  I popped the hood and was looking around.  As I was peering around a mechanic from the garage comes out and asks what was wrong.  I told him about the warning light.  In a few seconds he exclaims “Ah, there is the problem…”  He pulls out what appears to be the oil dipstick but it was in a hole in the power steering pump.  “Your dipstick was in the wrong place…”  Well after he pulled the dipstick out of the power steering pump, the unit started pouring out fluid.  I made no effort to stop the flow, instead I was trying to figure out why I would have put the oil dipstick into the power steering pump.

Fast forward.  I find myself somewhere else, by myself.  I am hungry and decide that I need to catch a fish to eat.  I am standing in front of a tiny, muddy little puddle of water, so small that it looked like it would dry up in a day.  Well for some reason I imagined there would be plenty of fish in there.  So I was walking around a pickup truck that was parked there, looking for a piece of fishing line and something I could use for a hook.  I planned on tying the fishing line to my Iphone and use the phone as a fishing rod. Yes, my Iphone.

As I am looking on the ground for fishing line I stop when I see something in my peripheral vision.  I look up and spot a big deer maybe 20 feet away.  It was a male buck with a big set of antlers.  It was staring at me in a rather menacing way.  I took a step back and as soon as I did, the buck sensed my fear and started to charge me.  I ran around the truck in a circle as the angry deer chased me.  I realized the deer was catching up so I decided to stop and face the charging buck.  As the deer approached he lowered his head to get his antlers in proper position to impale me.  Just before he got to me I put my foot out to intercept the antlers.  The deer ran into my foot and was stunned for a second but was regrouping to charge again.  All of a sudden I jump on the back of a deer and apply a rear naked choke, UFC style, until the animal passes out.  I get up, shaking from my fight with the insane animal and walk away quickly, abandoning any ideas of Iphone fishing.

That’s it.