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Over the head, Preen and pretty

I didn’t think my little blurb this morning was all that hard to figure out but evidently it was.  Heck, I even got a call from Ali asking what the hell I was talking about.  I was somewhat amazed that it needed explanation.  When I explained to her the analogy to George Bush and John McCain she said it was a “horrible” analogy.  Well of course I thought she was just mad because it went over her head.  I think it is quite a good analogy actually, if you take second to think about what roughly 45% of the population is considering to do, dump a proven loser for someone that wants to continue many (not all) of the past loser’s policies.  I told Ali if she wants to make her own analogies she can start her own blog.

I watched/listen to the Sarah Palin speech last night at the RNC.  Good God it was beyond annoying.  First the constant applause after every few syllables is just maddening.  At one point she says ” I was a hockey mom” and that simple, pointless statement drew thunderous applause.  F’in A, YEA! Hockey mom for president!!! Kick ass! I mean really, WTF?  Now of course the democratic convention had the same problem, too many zombies clapping constantly. 

But then Sarah got into the meat of her speech which a good part of it was throwing out skewed vague references to downright falsehoods about Obama, relying on tired, repetitious, attempts to scare people of him.  He’s going to “raise” taxes. (yea to the levels of the Clinton administration and not on 95% of Americans) He doesn’t have experience.  (She does?) And of course the biggest unsaid criticism (he’s BLAAAAAAACK).    As she droned on I found myself shaking my head more and more, disappointed she couldn’t say something more positive about McCain instead of fear mongering against Obama.  It makes me laugh that the republicans are acting like they have nothing to do with the last 8 years of their administration and the dire results of it’s policies.  They want people to magically forget about what reality is and instead look at the pretty pink elephant in the corner.  More misdirection and card tricks to fool America into four more years of lobbyist control.

If I hear one more republican say we are “close to WINNING the war in Iraq” I am going to puke.  The SECOND we leave the country en masse it will fall right back into civil war, guaranteed.  Any politician that calls such a situation a “victory” needs to have their sanity and judgement seriously questioned.  The only victorious group from this conflict are the war and oil profiteers.    

And please if you EVEN utter a word about Obama being bad for the country simply because of his name I can’t help but immediately dismiss you as clueless.  I can’t tell you how man anti-Obama emails I have seen circulated that focus on his name and the secret terrorist agenda associated with it.  It just seems impossible to me that people actually put any merit in such crap but apparently many do.  I hear references to it frequently around here, a republican stronghold and it makes me pause and mentally sigh every time.  

So much of what Sarah Palin said was just unadulterated bullshit, plain and simple. The sheep at the convention bought it hook, line and sinker.  

When Todd was down, Ali told him about how much of a pain in the ass it is to keep our various landscape beds weed free.  When I installed the beds I went through the trouble of laying weed block under the mulch to make the areas “weed free”.  Well over the years they have been anything but that.  I came to discover the weeds grow just fine in the mulch itself, they could care less about the weed block underneath.  Well Todd told Ali about how he uses Preen in his mulch and it takes care of the problem.  I’ve heard of the stuff before but never knew anything about it.  So since Todd gave Ali the low down I have been looking for it.  I struck out at both Home Depot and Lowes but managed to find the product at Walmart so I bought two jugs.  It doesn’t kill existing weeds but blocks new ones from coming up while fertilizing the existing plants, trees or vegetables. It sounds almost too good to be true but I’ll give it a shot.  We need to remulch all of our stuff so the Preen application will be coordinated with that project I guess.

Just saying

Just imagine you finally were able to get out of a disaterous eight year marriage.  During your marriage your wife gained 100 pounds, cheated on you, maxed out all of your credit cards, gave you a veneral disease and made just about every aspect of your existence MISERABLE. After finally ridding yourself of this woman you immediately marry her sister. Sounds ridiculous doesn’t it?

Tivotube, video, painting pics

I love my Tivo’s, I really do.  Tivo added yet another feature to make me love them more.  Now I can browse YouTube videos through the Tivo!  Unfortunately this feature is apparently limited to Tivo Series 3 and Tivo HD dvr’s.  Of course the first thing I checked out was my YouTube collection.  It was damn sweet being able to watch my clips on the tv.  The only problem was since YouTube compresses the videos to save space, the video quality is pretty low, especially when stretched to fit on a 73 inch tv.  Still, it is yet another great feature of Tivo.

Watching some of my volleyball videos again inspired me to at least start the process of making the 2008 Rumble video.  I got as far as ripping the video off the two camcorders and having it sit on my network.  I have a problem though.  In all of my other videos I relied heavily on the included Sony Vaio video editing app, DVGATE to assist in cutting out the video clips that I used in the movies.  I no longer have that tool at my disposal and I’m sort of lost at this point on how I am going to cut the flick up in a manner that won’t be super tedious.  I’ll have to do some scouting around for what I can use.

I have the pictures I took of the painting project online.  Feel free to peruse them at your leisure.

Wow, what a shitstorm the Sarah Palin VP choice has stirred up.  It seems every few hours there is a new revelation that makes the choice look sillier and sillier.  Yesterday I saw the pictures of her underage daughter boozing it up and a pic of Sarah in her college days wearing a t-shirt that says, “I may be broke, but I’m not flat busted”  Now of course as a laid back, open sort of person I could care less about either of these things.  However when this woman is supposed to be one of the figureheads for the right wing, conservative faction that McCain was trying to appease, it isn’t such a good thing.

Wet, work

I wanted to start by expanding on my claim that McCain picking Sarah Palin was a “smart” move.  The reason that it is smart is because it preys on stupidity.  McCain will be appealing to shallow thinkers that liked Hilary Clinton.  These people will go no further than noticing that Sarah also has breasts and a vagina so that will qualify her as a suitable replacement for Hilary.  Ali’s comment on the selection is valid, yes people with a brain wouldn’t flip their vote based on such a simple ploy.  On the local news Friday they were interviewing women that supported Hilary about Palin, asking if the selection would influence their vote.  Of course the first woman they show said she would indeed be voting for McCain now because of Sarah Palin, scary but true.  It will be interesting to see how all of her personal situations getting thrown out into the spotlight will affect public opinion.  Personally I could care less if her daughter is pregnant and I would prefer if the story never hit the press.  I mean who cares really? I care that she is anti-gay, anti-abortion and has no issues with ripping up Alaska for more oil.

Friday I had a little present waiting for me, well a big box actually.  My repaired Bose system arrived back from the repair center.  I hooked it up Friday evening to put it to a quick test.  When the 15-20 minute mark hit I was nervous that it would once again cut out.  I was very pleased when it sailed past the sticking spot without issue.  It sounded as good as ever. 

During the day Ali had done more work on the office, pulling more stuff out and patching nail holes in preparation for painting the office over the weekend.  I was looking forward to the office getting painted, I wasn’t looking forward to doing the actual work.

We were up before the birds Saturday morning as the alarm went off at 4am.  I had the truck all packed up with the race timing equipment the night before so we could get out and to the site as early as possible.  I was a bit concerned when we got there to see the road was damp from some rain that came down overnight.  The duct tape I use to hold down the timing lines would not work if the road is wet obviously.  Luckily by the time I was ready to put the lines down the roadway had dried.  Our set up went well, I had everything set up and ready to go a half hour before the race started.  Again we had a large increase in runners over the prior year.  Last year we had about 370 people finish, this year the number was just under 500.

So the race starts and the waiting game begins.  I double and triple check the equipment to make sure all is in order as I nervously await the first runner crossing which happens about 16:30 after the start.  I hold my breath waiting for the confirmation beep.  I get to breathe after hearing the much anticipated BEEP! Yes!  This is the first race that we didn’t hand out finish cards, it was all on me.  The person that used to hand out cards was given a new responsibility, beep confirmer.  Basically if someone came across the line and did not beep, his job was to call out the bib number so I could quickly punch it into the system, it worked out well.  However as the number of people that came across without a beep kept increasing I found myself getting increasingly annoyed with how so many runners lack the common sense to be able to properly utilize a zip tie.  We had a number of people come across without a chip.  Some of them simply didn’t pick one up but a number of them had them fall off.  The reason they fell off was because they secured the zip tie backwards, in the manner that allows it to slip loose.  I never thought we would have to go to the degree where you are explaining to runners that a “zip” tie is attached correctly when you hear the “ZIP”, but apparently we do.  Either that or I need to find a zip tie that locks in place no matter which way you thread it. 

Even with the zip tie problems, I don’t think I had to manually enter more than 20 runners out of 500.  However once I started producing results, the second wave of problems start, the runners coming up saying “I am missing from the results or something is wrong with my results…”   I found this process even more annoying because again more often than not, the issues or problems were caused by the runner either not completely or accurately filling out their entry form or because they did something wrong with the chip.  For example we had a woman come up distraught that her daughter was the overall winner but wasn’t on the results.  Well, her chip was found on the starting line, another zip tie novice casualty.  We had family members that didn’t pay attention whose chip went on whose foot causing times to be mismatched with runners.  We also had a number of people with incorrect age’s because the runner did not enter a birth date on their form.  Now part of this problem has to do with our race volunteers.  They are supposed to be confirming that entries handed in are legible and complete as well as instructing runners on how to attach the chips.  Unfortunately with the hectic scene around the registration table, that responsibility seems to go out the window sometimes.

Even with the bumps in the road, overall the timing went very, very well. It seems each time the process gets a little smoother.  The biggest hurdle we seem to have at this point is coming up with a way of getting the chips attached to people’s sneakers that is FOOL PROOF.  We had everything cleaned up and pulled out about 9:30.  On the way home we stopped at Lowe’s to grab the paint for the office and a few extra supplies for the job.

So after we ate lunch I started doing more prep in the office by patching up a few holes Ali couldn’t reach, sanding the patches down and pulling down the blinds.  While I did this Ali hopped on the tractor and mowed down some formally wet areas on the property where the water had receded a bit.  We wanted to take the opportunity to do this now since we were supposed to be getting more rain from Gustav later in the day and most of Sunday. By the time Ali got in I had just finished wiping down the baseboards and was starting the taping process.

So after taping I get out the paint and away we go.  It didn’t take me long at all to remember how much I dislike painting.  Painting the office was more of a pain than the other rooms because we had more furniture left in the room to paint around and it has a high vaulted ceiling.  Using a paint roller on a textured wall is quite the workout.  It was an unwelcomed one considering I was still quite sore from my week of solid 300’s I just finished up.  It is a great core workout as much of the time I had both hands on the roller overhead and to the side as I pressed hard to push the paint thoroughly onto the uneven wall surface.

The work was tedious but we made good progress.  Even though the project didn’t start until after noon we were finished putting two coats of paint on the room by Saturday evening.  I was pleased with the results.  The color just makes the room look more “refined” and “warm”.  By Saturday night we had started putting stuff back in place. We celebrated getting another room done by ordering out for pizza even though we had our traditional Friday night pizza the night before already.  I collapsed into bed around 11, exhausted from a day that started some 19 hours ago.

Sunday morning I “slept in” until 7 am.  It wasn’t long until I was once again engaged in more work.  One of the changes I was making in the office was moving my computer from on top of a stand next to my desk to a spot underneath on the left side behind a door to continue the new “clean” theme of the room.  Getting it down there and everything hooked up was quite the pain in the ass.  I also had some mysterious audio problem that only surfaced once I put the system down there that mysteriously fixed itself.  I was a bit concerned that I would tire quickly from the difficult accessibility of the puter in it’s new spot as well as thermal issues from it being in a more enclosed area.  I did like the look though so at least for now, I’m going to try to work with it.

While Ali was at the gym I went outside during the morning and mowed and weed whacked the rest of “dry” land during an unexpected break in the precipitation.  Once she got back we worked in earnest in getting more stuff back in the office.  We had a lot of junk in the office, junk meaning stuff you have but don’t use or need.  Sorting through the items to determine their worth is a long process.  We spent a good chunk of Sunday afternoon just bringing in bins of stuff and sorting them.  As a result our trash and recycle can got fuller and we also started new bins for yard sale or ebay items.  We burned out on the process and stopped with a few bins to go which are still in the living room.  The office will be much less full than it was when we are done.  Many times throughout the day we commented on how we liked the color in the room. Sunday night we mostly vegged out and watched one of my favorite shows, Wife Swap.

So I had been pushing all weekend to get stuff done so my Monday could be a day of mostly leisure and that plan had come to fruition.  Ali had a shopping trip planned with my mom and then afterward she was bringing mom back for a bare bones Labor day cookout.  There were a few light chores I knocked out in the morning but while the girls were shopping I was mostly relaxing.  I played some WoW and watched a couple movies, Beowulf and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. 

Beowulf was an animated action film. The animation was very realistic, at certain points you would swear you were looking at real people.  Actually much of the animation was digitized real actors. I found the film entertaining throughout.  There is even some digitized T&A which was funny.  I was a bit surprised to see the mother of all demons was a naked Angelina Jolie, sans nipples and other visible genitalia.  I came into the film thinking it was going to be on the lame side, I left it thinking I would recommend it to others. If you like Lord of the Rings stuff, you’ll like this.  B+

I knew little about Harold and Kumar except I remember hearing somewhere they were funny.  It doesn’t take long to laugh at the simple premise that “Harold” is an asian guy.  Kumar and he are best friends that love to smoke weed.  The movie is about them smoking weed, getting a craving for White Castle burgers and a boatload of crazy things that happen on their way to White Castle.  The plot sounds simple and stupid.  In reality the movie was very funny and had me laughing throughout, out loud at times even though I was by myself.  It made me excited that I also have “Harold and Kumar go to Guantanomo Bay” to watch.  I think Ali may have even liked this one enough to overlook that there are some bare boobs in it.  Maybe I can get her to watch the next one. Another B+.

Once Ali and mom got back Ali showed me her clothes she got as well as some stuff which she snagged for me which I liked.  It didn’t take long till we hit the pool for a bit for a Labor Day swim.  Mom said the 87 degree water felt a bit cool which I snickered at.  It was too “cold” for Ali to go in past her knees.  While mom was over we showed her the newly painted room, the repaired screens and the newly painted front door and stucco trim.  Since my mom follows my blog religiously there isn’t much new to tell her when she sees me in person, she already knows what is going on.

We had burgers and beans shortly after 5 and after that mom was anxious to get home, she was pooped from a day of shopping.  She acted like it was such a huge deal that I had to drive her ALL the way back to her house.  It took less than a half hour, I reiterated to her that it is never a big deal.  We brought Nicki along for the ride back to mom’s.  After I got home the rest of the night was low key.  We watched Sunday’s Big Brother and then got ready for bed.

So after completing the epic 1500 last week I gave thought to what I wanted to do with my workout routine.  The 1500 was sort of the top of the mountain for me.  I’m going to be scaling my 300 workouts back, maybe only doing it twice a month just to ensure I maintain that fitness level.  I want to resume my conventional workouts as well as dialing regular running back into my program. I am hoping to run several 5k’s over the winter.  We’ll have to see if my knees will agree with what my mind desires.

1500, Palin??

With my 1500th rep over the past 5 days, one final pull up, I dropped off the bar with little hoopla,  just an invisible pat on my own back, atta boy.  Today was the most brutal of the 5 as expected.  It was made worse by my forgetting to take a pre-workout aspirin to dull the pain.  My hands and back were throbbing the entire routine.  But hey, I did it, I never would have thought I could do it a year or even 6 months ago.  Do I think there has been a major difference physically that enabled me to go from doing one to two 300’s a week to doing five consecutive grueling sessions? Nope, not really, I think it’s all in the head.  It was a matter of just mentally committing to try it.  Like most challenges you face, getting started is the hardest part.  Don’t get me wrong, undertaking this exercise in self inflicted stress and strain was not easy by any means but it also was not as hard as I feared.  There is a lesson to be learned there that could be applied to other aspects of life. 

Wow McCain surprised everyone with his pick for VP, the female governor of Alaska!  I have to give credit where credit is due.  That was a very crafty, smart move to pick a woman as VP to further lure disgruntled Hilary backers to cross party lines, plus she’s good looking and young to boot!  I guess his PR people told him he needed something to counter his crypt keeper appearance.  In the big picture though I don’t think many people really decide their vote based on the VICE presidential candidate.

Limping to the finish, ff

I finished off the 4th installment of my quest for “1500” yesterday.  I have various aches and pains as a result of this week of strenuous activity.  My lower back is just about toast from all of the dead lifts.  Another unexpected casualty has been my hands. They are very sore from pushing, pulling and holding all week.  I don’t wear my lifting gloves when I do my 300 because I sweat so much during the workout it makes gloves uncomfortable.  I’m wishing I would have reconsidered for this week.   Yesterday as I was finishing up my one handed clean & presses I had a pull in the back on my left leg that went from the lower thigh, across the knee and into my calf.   I’m hoping it was just a mild strain.  Regardless,  nothing short of a heart attack will stop me from getting this last 300 session knocked out.

Last night was our fantasy football draft.  I wasn’t thrilled with them having it on a Thursday night since it took three and a half hours last year.  This year was no different, it was almost exactly another three and a half hour marathon.  I think I had a pretty strong draft.  I was able to make my keeper Marion Barber and only give up a 7th round pick to do it which may have been the steal of the draft.  The only thing I am not too happy about is I have so many Cowboys on my team.  Here is my team:

Tony Romo QB
Marc Bulger QB
Marion Barber RB
Darren McFadden RB
Deangelo Williams RB
Felix Jones RB
Warrick Dunn RB
Reggie Wayne WR
Anquain Boldin WR
Donald Driver WR
Tony Gonzales TE
LJ Smith TE
Adam Vinateri K
Eagles Defense

It looks good on paper to me but you never know in fantasy football.

The labor day weekend will be heavy on activity, light on rest.  We get to start our Saturday morning hella-early by getting up to go time the Labor Day run.  This is the first time we aren’t going to run the manual timing cards as safety net.  I’m pretty confident things should go well but things before a race are so chaotic it’s hard to keep it all straight.  The rest of the weekend will be consumed with painting the office and knocking out the bare minimum of house chores.  I’d love to have a good chunk of Monday free to relax so you can bet I will be busting my ass Saturday and Sunday to make that happen. 

I missed the Obama speech because of the draft but saw parts of it online later.  It looked fantastic.  I can only hope rich America doesn’t buy yet another election this year.  Say what you want about Obama but there is no denying the guy is an inspiring leader and this country could certainly need some inspiration nowadays. 

McCain is as inspiring as a mail box.

Still drenched, another hat, Bill

Once again yesterday we got dumped on keeping the various bodies of water around our property intact.  Our land is a soggy mess.  I’m sure it won’t be long until the mosquitoes reorganize from the latest spraying and start their assault again.  They are like the Taliban.

So when I got home last night I heard an odd noise coming from the AC vent, it sounded like it was almost chugging along.  I instantly recognized the sound from the last time our AC died.  It was the sound that is made when the vent below the air handler is filled with water.  So I put on my HVAC repairman hat and took the cover of the air handler off.  I shined a flashlight down beneath the unit and my suspicions were confirmed, it was FILLED with water.  I found this odd since I had pulled the unit apart a few months ago and everything was fine at that time. 

So I pulled out the shop vac and started sucking.  I pulled out 6 or 7 full cannisters of water, close to 25 gallons.  I dropped some bleach in the drain tray and then took the vac outside to suck out the drain line as well.  The issue is caused by more shoddy work.  When they installed the air handler they didn’t take care to make sure that it was angled slightly to force the drain water to the drain.  Instead, it is actually slightly tilted away from the drain.  My theory is the water build up could have been caused by a couple things.  A couple weeks ago I put an extension on the drain pipe outlet to try to route the water away from the compressor.  It’s possible that doing so could have caused just a slight amount of blockage of the flow out of the pipe, causing it to back up.  I also thought that the near constant 90% humidity since Fay just created more condensation than the gimped drainage system could handle. I did install a small wood wedge under the left side of the drip tray to compensate for the angle/drainage issue.  Doing so appeared to tilt the flow towards the drain like it should be.  We’ll see if it works in the long run.

Last night we did some more prep for the cleaning project by pulling any furniture left in the room away from the walls.  While doing so I stepped on a spot on the carpet near the outside wall that was wet.  I asked Ali if she spilled anything and she said she didn’t.  It was a spot that was underneath some storage containers so it was normally a covered area.  No, it wasn’t pet excrement, simply wet from water.  The spot is close to being aligned with one of our external hoses.  I’m not sure if the cause is from the hose or maybe the drenched ground seeping up through a small crack in the foundation.  I’ll have to poke around outside and take a look.

I flipped on the tv in the bedroom just in time to see Bill Clinton give his speech to the convention.  I was sort of hoping to at least catch that.  It was a great speech that gave a ringing endorsement to Obama.  Hopefully it was enough to convince the Hilary backers to not jump ship and vote for McCain.  I also heard John Kerry speak which wasn’t great.  He basically attacked McCain the entire time and while he made some good points,  he sort of came off as a whiner.  It didn’t take me long to realize why I don’t like watching conventions.  They remind me too much of Sunday morning tv church.  Every few seconds the crowd interrupts with cheers and flag waving.  It’s over the top cheesey.  The constant shots back to the crowd were very annoying as well.  I had to question the choice of subjects of the cameramen.  It seemed the vast majority of the people in the crowd they focused on looked like, well, losers basically.  Poor Michelle Obama was getting up and down more than an aerobic class instructor.  She sort of had “scare hair” last night.  The shots of Hilary and her triple chin every 15 seconds during Bill’s speech got old as well.

Last night I woke myself up as I was kicking my right leg violently.  I was in the middle of a dream where I was trying to kick away a snake.

Remember my projections about plunging gas prices in coordination with the upcoming election?  Just look at the gas price widget to the left.  Prices have been dropping daily.  It’s amazing how nice the oil companies can be in order to win political favor.

The Convention

Jeremy asked me what I thought of the democratic convention so far.  To be honest I haven’t seen ANY of it.  The past couple nights I have been very tired and simply read a magazine before falling asleep shortly thereafter.  I have been reading the recaps of the speeches and stuff and it all sounds fine.  I really don’t need to watch the convention.  It’s not like I am on the fence.  I think fence sitters and Republicans that just want to hate on democrats are the biggest viewers of the event by far.  Jeremy is in one of those camps although he won’t fess up to which.  He offered up this opinion on Hilary’s speech.

jeremy’sIMhandle: your girl hillary was spoutin off all kind of garbage
jermey’sIMhandle: about equal womens pay and rights

When I mentioned to Jeremy how McCain likes to refer to his wife as a c*nt, instead of being offended he stood up and applauded vigorously.

Prepping

Some people would view the upcoming three day Labor Day weekend as an opportunity to get some extra relaxation time, maybe go to the beach, have a cook out or lay on a hammock.  I viewed it as a chance to work on another item on my list, painting.  Specifically I want to get the office painted as part of our methodical rotation throughout the house, adorning the bare white walls with color.  Last night I wanted to get a head start on the project so I started pulling stuff out of the room.  I got all of the shelving cleaned off and pulled out of the space.  Some of the stuff in there is going to just be pulled away from the wall for painting, specifically our desks and all of the computer/network equipment.  It goes without saying that I need to stay “plugged in”, even during a painting project.  We are planning to paint the office the same color as the guest bathroom, an earthy green that I really like.

I haven’t said anything really about the upcoming Eagles season.  I haven’t been able to see any of the preseason games but the recaps I have read all seemed positive.  Of course it is the preseason and they ALWAYS say things look positive during the preseason.  As a lifetime Eagles fan I have learned it is best to go into each season with minimal expectations and just try to take it as it comes.  This season, like the last 10 seasons hinges on how Donovan plays.  All reports are that he is healthy and looking good.  Unfortunately over the past 5 years he has proven to be less than durable.  Oh well, at least I get to watch them drive me crazy in HD this year. 

Yesterday I did my second consecutive day of 300‘s, yet another first.  I expect the remaining three to be increasingly difficult as the soreness from the prior workouts piles up and multiplies.

I had another weird dream last night that I only remember a fragment of.  Me and some dude had guns.  The dude had an older style gun, it sort of looked like a beretta except it was painted yellow with blue stripes.  My “gun” looked more like a cordless power tool.  The bullets were loaded in the same manner you slap a battery pack into a cordless drill.  We were at the old house at Gouglersville and wanted to find some trees to shoot at.    Every time I was ready to take a couple shots at a tree various dogs kept running into the line of fire, including Nicki.  Finally the dogs cleared out and I shot a few rounds.  My gun made hardly any noise as it popped a few small holes into the side of the tree. That’s it.