Sighted

I had three funny sightings over lunch hour.

When I came back from lunch a thin, bald, black man smoking cigarette was walking towards me.  I thought I would be nice and say hello to which he replied “How are you young man.”  It was only then that I noticed he was wearing a button down oxford with sweatpants and sneakers.

On the way to the gym I saw two more sights.  I passed an oncoming Mercedes convertible.  In the passenger seat was somebody in what looked to be a full sheep costume, including a huge over sized sheep head.

On my side of the road I noticed a woman that appeared to have a fit, lean body.  She was wearing black spandex pants tucked into her leather high heel boots.  She had a matching tight black shirt on that was pulled down over the ass and separated nicely by a shiny silver belt.  She topped off the outfit with a black sequined hat with additional silver piping.

Obviously I was checking this woman out to develop such a complete inventory of her wardrobe.  Well as I reached a 90 degree view of her my mouth involuntarily dropped open as I saw the most outlandish part of her outfit, the full, neatly trimmed gray beard and face that looked like an old sea captain.  Wow.