News blues

All it takes is watching the news for a bit while at the gym to make my opinion of human beings drop a few clicks lower, which is already incredibly low.  Here is my spin on three stories.

A Hooters Girl was told she needed to lose weight and was offered a free gym membership in order to help her to do so.  The average Americans reaction to this? Outrage for sure, especially since 60% or more are obese themselves.  The  story ran listing the girls measurements as 5’8″ 132 pounds.  Based on some of the pictures I saw I think she let herself go a bit higher than that, she looked pretty pudgy in some of those pics.  But regardless of her weight, to me it’s stupid for her to make a stink about it.  It’s Hooters for cripes sake.  Hooters is all about the visual, people don’t go there for fine dining.  If management notices you have a muffin top spilling out over your short shorts and says something don’t go whining to the press.  Go find a job that isn’t as much about appearance.

Next up the baby that was in the middle of a city street after midnight that almost got hit by a bus. There is some amazing video of a baby sitting right on the center line of a street that was shot from an on board camera of a city bus.  Luckily the driver was awake enough to stop. (it was after MIDNIGHT)  The camera captures the driver going out to the child and then the father shortly thereafter running out and scooping the child up.

The story ran with an interview of the mother, a plump little thing with a last name ending in Z, saying she was a good mother.  She said she swore the screen door was latched and that her three kids were watching TV (AFTER MIDNIGHT) as were the parents.  Evidently the child managed to sneak out of the house, ninja style and plant herself in the road while mom and dad were watching late night reruns.  Now child services is pursuing possibly removing the children from her care.  It’s a lose, lose situation.  Just keep pumping out those kids.

Right after this story they ran a quick hitter of a dipshit that was too busy talking on his cell phone to realize his child just ran off the train.  Even after the kid ran off the train and the door closed, the guy STILL had the phone to his ear.  Obviously it was too important of a call to interrupt for something trivial like losing your kid.

Finally let’s go deep into the hole of human  depravity and talk about the school bus driver who was taking shits in a bag and throwing it by the road. There is video of this disgusting woman sitting down and tossing the feces filled bag out the door.  The video was shot by some man that got tired of picking up shit bags around his neighborhood.  From what I gather the bus driver was confronted about the issue to which she offered she only did this a couple times due to some sort of digestive “emergency”.  The shit patrol dude knows she is lying because he has literally picked up dozens of bags of her waste. 

They even showed one of the bags in the clip.  It had an inhuman amount of shit in it.  It looked like it came from a Clydesdale.  The most outrageous thing is as far as I could ascertain, this woman is STILL driving bus.  Human beings are so disappointing.