Silly ads

We get a ton of catalogs that are filled with mostly junk, the sort of stuff hoarders dream of.  This particular catalog had a number of items that made me laugh out loud.  Take a look.

Ok so you simply wrap this around your stomach and the added heat melts fat away?  I mean wtf, how stupid are people.  Nice to see it adjusts up to a 50″ waist.

Have a set of nasty Billy Bob teeth?  Don’t have 10 grand to get them fixed?  Do we have the thing for you! Get a whole new set of choppers for only $80!  Unfortunately if you happen to need to eat you will have to do so with your nasty real teeth.  I am sure they look very natural and won’t affect your speech pattern at all.

Got a stiff neck?  Just wrap a garden hose around your neck and pump some air into it.  Problem solved!

Another magical fat melting device that you strap around your waist!  Just look how much weight you could lose without doing a single sit up!  Cartoon drawings do not lie!

I finally found the perfect gift for Ali to help her battle migraines.  Even if it makes you look like a member of the original V tv series.

Grandma looks pretty happy even though she now has to wear embarrassing body size napkins.