Archives 2010

Repelling advertising, I miss the Griswalds

Today in a parking lot I saw a tricked out original Hummer.  It had at least a 2 foot lift kit along with monster tires on huge rims.  Proudly displayed on the front and sides was the name of some plumbing company.  I have seen similar examples of business owners flaunting their wealth and I just don’t get it.

Am I the only one that sees a $100,000 vehicle with a company name/logo on it and assume that the way they afforded that vehicle was by gouging the shit out of their customers?  For me at least, any company name I would see that adorned such a vehicle would never get my business.  It totally sends the wrong signal in my opinion, look at me, I made a fortune on other customers, can I make a fortune on you too?  Sure enjoy the spoils of your wealth, just don’t slap a flashing neon sign on it.

I watched the 15 minute Griswald mini-movie that was made for homeaway.com.  Man it was laugh out loud funny.  Even totally gray, balding and fat, Chevy Chase is solid gold in that role.  Man I wish he would make another vacation movie, I’d see it in a second.  Look for yourself.

Links, Jim, Jeff, Mark and McGyver

Just to save you from paying 99 cents to KGB to find it for you, here is a link to Man’s Last Stand as well as link to see all of the Super Bowl commercials.

You can add Jim Carey to the list of people I have been told I look like.  He adds to a long list that has included, Jeff Gordon, Mark Fuhrman (OJ trial bad cop), some country singer who’s name I can’t recall, a Lerch/Gomer Pyle cross breed  and of course, McGyver.

Lots

Have a lot to chat about.

Friday night I was solo as Ali was at a John Mayer concert with a friend of hers.  I partied with a Marie Callendar frozen dinner and played WoW to end up my week.

My Saturday morning started out slow as I let Ali sleep in since she didn’t get home until around 3am.   I decided to finally address some of the vegetation that bit the dust during the week long cold snap.  I dreaded trimming the areca palms around the mini-pond.  In the past I have spent tons of time with a loppers cutting off the scores of dead fronds.  This time I finally got smart.

I remembered I had a hedge trimmer attachment for my newer weed whacker.  I realized that I could simply use it to give the palms a shave, much in the way I did to my head a month or so ago.  Instead of spending an hour trimming fronds I instead was able to have all 3 zipped down in less than 15 minutes.  I also pulled out the chain saw and chopped a hedge on the other side of the house way back. Again, power tools made the job go much faster.

Since I got the motorcycle from my dad I have been running it every weekend to make sure it stays in good running condition.  Well a few weeks ago the carbs started to leak gas once again, just like they did before I replaced the carb floats and needle/seat assembly.  I can’t get it started either at this point. 

The last time this happened the one carb float had gas in it.  It was an odd thing since they were brand new floats.  Well I haven’t checked yet  but I am suspecting that once again one of the floats may have gas inside of it.  If that is the case then the problem could be as simple as the replacement floats we have been getting are shitty.  However if it isn’t the float this time it could be some other problem.

I emailed my dad and told him about the latest issues.  I told him that I really wasn’t interested enough in riding motorcycle to want to pump a lot of money into the Guzzi to fix whatever is wrong.  After all, that is potential Camaro money I would be spending.  I said that if it is just another float problem I could try to find a source for GOOD floats, but I’m not going to do much beyond that.

I said if dad was sentimental about the bike he could certainly have it back or if he wasn’t I could try to sell it for whatever I can get and send him the proceeds from the sale.  I haven’t heard back from him as of yet.

I also took another whack at the water equipment, trying to fix the bad discoloration issue.  I reprogrammed the water cleaner again as well as screwing with the brine tank valve.  I may be seeing things, but the water in the house actually looks better since the changes.  I still haven’t fixed the leak in the pressurized holding tank which causes the pump to run every 30 seconds or so.

We got word from our accountant that once again our tax return should be considerable this year, hopefully enough to address our water quality issues once and for all.  My co-worker asked me why we don’t change our withholding so we have more in our pockets month to month instead of getting a lump sum at tax time? I guess it’s just a personal preference.  Ali and I sort of like getting a Christmas present in February.

Sunday morning Ali and decided to go for a run.  She hadn’t run since the Miami half marathon a week ago.  I came up with the idea of running around the trails at the North Collier Park, where the water park is.  We’ve talked about checking out the trail a few times but never had the chance.  It was brisk yesterday morning with temps in the mid to upper 50’s.  Ali and I laughed when we saw that the water park was open this weekend.  Now of course not a single soul was going to be in the water with air temp barely crossing 60 degrees but none the less they had the park open and the water was flowing. I thought to myself what a huge waste of taxpayer money that is (it’s a county maintained water park), to be pumping hundreds of thousands of gallons around all day for nobody to use.

We parked and found our way to the boardwalk which is part of the trails.  The boardwalk is rather lengthy and circles through a wooded area filled with cypress and slash pine trees.  It was very cool.  The entire boardwalk was decked with composite lumber, similar to what I used on our deck at home, only thicker.  I immediately started adding it up in my head.  To resurface my small 12 x 12 deck with composite lumber costs nearly $400.  Imagine the costs to do a half mile or more of boardwalk???  It had to literally be hundreds of thousand of dollars.  The county spares no expense when it comes to their park system.

This theme continued as we ran around the trails.  The complex is massive, filled with baseball/softball and soccer fields that are meticulously maintained.  They were beautiful.  It must be an awesome thing to be a young kid that plays sports in Collier county.  It’s like playing in the damn major leagues, the fields are that nice.  Damn I remember mowing down 2 foot high grass in the middle of a field to use for my little league team.

While we were running I asked Ali how far we had gone.  I was surprised when she said it was only 2 miles, it felt like we had been running longer, maybe it was because there was so much to see.  Ali also told me her knee was bothering her so we stopped.  Ali was annoyed that her knee was bugging her again, especially since she was able to run in Miami 13 miles without hardly feeling it.

After our run we went to Sam’s.  I had seen a compact gas grill that I thought Ali might like.  Our existing grill is a large 3 burner unit, bigger than we need.  Ali didn’t like how much space it took up under the limited covered space of the lanai.  I spotted a compact 2 burner unit at Sam’s I thought she would like.  It’s was powder coated red instead of the “stainless” steel our old grill was supposedly made of.  We must have the special sort of stainless steel that rusts like mad.

Anyway Ali gave her stamp of approval and we loaded it up.  We drove the van because we also had to pick up our part time neighbors at the airport mid-morning.  After dropping them off I dug right into putting the grill together.  That is the one negative of buying your grill at a place like Sam’s compared to Home Depot or Lowe’s where they put it together for you.

It didn’t take long for me to regret buying a grill in a box.  I was early in the assembly process where I was attaching the sides to the base.  The directions indicated I should be bolting a piece to the sides using fasteners that screwed into some press in fittings in the sides that are already supposed to be installed. Well there was one problem, one of the two sides was missing the press in fittings!  WTF.  I start digging through the various part boxes and double and triple checking the diagram to see if I was misreading it.  Nope, both sides were supposed to have these fittings and mine did not. ARGH!

Ali came out to check on my progress and I filled her in on my dilemma.  She asked if I had any fasteners I could use to finish the work.  To be honest I had already resigned myself to waiting between 8:30 and 5pm Monday – Friday to call the customer service line in the manual to scream at them about shipping incomplete parts.  Ali’s suggestion pushed me to at least see if I had something I could use to rig it.

I searched through my rather large fastener collection and after a couple failures came up with a winning combination.  I used some left over trim screws for the 88 Vette and a drywall anchor to connect the pieces together.  I had to trim the anchors down so they fit in the cramped space bit it seemed to hold the pieces together securely.

  Putting the grill together took quite awhile, I was probably working on it for at least 90 minutes.  After I got it together I went and exchanged a propane tank, installed it in the new grill and fired it up to make sure it worked.  It did.  The old grill will be relocated to the roadside with a “Works” sign taped to it.  I’m sure it will be picked up in no time.

So let’s talk Super Bowl.  Since we weren’t throwing a party this year I was able to really take in both the game and the commercials, something that is difficult to do in a party environment.  The combination of our awesome 73 inch Mitsubishi with surround sound really makes the Super Bowl broadcast pretty spectacular.

Let’s talk about the game itself.  The results were surprising.  Early on Peyton Manning and the Colts looked like a machine.  There were several times I commented to Ali about how amazingly accurate Manning was on his throws and how nice it would be if McNabb could somehow acquire that degree of accuracy.  Peyton was hitting receivers in stride, dropping the ball over top of defenders and just making difficult throw after difficult throw without breaking a sweat.  Then the second quarter happened.

Even though the Saints only scored 6 points, including getting stuffed on a 4th and goal, they basically held the ball all quarter long, keeping the Colts offense off the field.  The onside kick by the Saints to start the second half was a huge gamble that paid off.  I think it made a real statement that the Saints had nothing to lose, they were the clear underdogs and were willing to let it all hang out to win.

As the game went on the momentum continued to build for the Saints.  Even though Manning was still moving the team you could sense an increasing level of desperation.  It was late in the game and Manning was leading the Colts down the field for what would be a game tying touchdown.  Then the most surprising thing of all happened, Peyton choked.  To be honest the blame for that interception may have fallen more on Reggie Wayne who looked like he ran his route deeper than Peyton was anticipating.  Regardless, it resulted in a interception that was run back for a touchdown that put the game out of reach.

The Saints win, a great underdog story.  I really was fine no matter who the eventual winner was.  I pity my buddy who bet heavily on the game both on the over and on the Colts.  He got taken to the cleaners.

Ok let’s talk about the non-sports part of the broadcast.  How about the Who?  Wow it was quite a visual contrast.  To have an older than dirt bunch of rockers that look every year of their age performing songs they did 40 years ago was visually disturbing.  However they performed in the middle of an eye popping extravaganza of electronics, led’s and lasers that were pretty amazing.  Ali kept laughing her ass off whenever they showed the drummer that looked like Dana Carvey’s twin in Wayne’s World.

Although I didn’t quite notice, I heard that they lip synced the entire performance which is rather disappointing.  It was obvious that Daltry was not even touching the guitar when he was doing his signature windmill move, something he went to far too often.  Why can’t we get a LIVE performance at the damn Super Bowl?  That’s pretty sad to be provided with fake singing and fake guitar playing. Enough with the old dudes too.

As always the commercials for the game covered a broad spectrum from hilarious, to insightful, to downright stupid.  The commercial that was voted best was the Snickers pick up football game which had Betty White and Abe Pagoda in it (he’s still alive?)  I liked that one as well but my favorite commercial of all was the Dodge Charger commercial, Man’s Last Stand.

The commercial features a series of men with blank, vapid, soulless stares looking into the camera.  There is a voice over describing an endless list of concessions modern man makes to appease the whims of the opposite sex.  Each man looks more pathetic than the last until they get to the last one.  His look of despair transforms into more of a look of buried rage as the camera pans closer into his eyes.  The message is men put up with all of this bullshit so they can drive a car that they want.  It cuts to the sight and sounds of a Dodge Charger ripping down the road, all 8 cylinders emitting the sound only a man can appreciate. (ok a few women)  I LOVED this commercial.  I told Ali all they had to do was plug a Camaro in there instead.

Now of course I don’t think Ali represses me to the point that was described in the commercial but the message certainly hits home.  Men spend their lives jumping through hoops to get their prize whether that prize is sex or some toy.

I liked quite a few ads like the dog throwing the shock collar on the person, the old Bears doing a new Super Bowl shuffle, Casual underwear Friday,  Chevy revisiting his Clark Griswald role,  and the human dolphins.

There were many stupid ones like the violin beaver, Sketcher sneakers that get you in shape by wearing them according to Joe Montana, and several of the Budweiser spots.  The most annoying of all were the f’ing stupid Denny commercials with the screaming chickens.  Whoever thought that would be funny should be fired immediately.   A few more commercial thoughts:

I thought the new Hyundai Sonata looked really sharp.  They sure have come a long way since I sold the lowly Excel back in the late 80’s. 

GoDaddy really needs to come up with a new campaign, wtf this is the third year they show you a spot to try to trick you into going to their site to see a totally PG-13 ending to a pseudo sexual scenario.

Flo-tv?? WTF, who needs that?  There are already several methods to stream tv content to your smart phone??

KGB, again a big WTF?  Who would pay a service to do a search for you??  Is Google too complicated for you?  I have no idea how that business model is supposed to work. Stupid.

Anyway, a good game, good entertainment, and good food (thanks to Ali) wrapped up what was good weekend overall.

I have noticed over recent weeks something leaking from under my truck.  At first it only seemed to happen if I was parked on an incline so I tried to avoid parking on inclines.  However this weekend it leaked on a flat surface and it leaked a LOT.  I crawled underneath and looked around.  The substance had a reddish color which would initially make me think transmission fluid but it was too watery to be trans fluid.  I checked the trans fluid level and verified it was fine.

I remembered that a lot of newer coolant now is reddish in color.  I was pretty sure that was what I was looking at.  I crawled under the truck and saw it dripping from under the motor on the driver side toward the front.  I couldn’t identify the exact source of the leak however.  I did immediately have  a suspicion it could be related to the $1500 repair I had done in September that included replacing the water pump.

I took the truck back to the place that did the repair this morning.  I didn’t mention that they replaced the water pump only a few months ago.  Well I get a call mid-morning.  “the water pump is leaking it needs to be replaced”  just as he was starting to list the other items that had to be replaced along with it and before he could give me a price I stopped him and said “Yea, you guys just replaced that in September”  “We did?” the surprised voice on the other end of the line said.  I could sense the disappointment in his voice as another potential several hundred dollar windfall was fading.  “Yep, I am looking at the invoice from the repair”

I gave him the invoice number.  He said he would look it up and call me back.  I was a little surprised that they don’t do any homework on people that come in there.  They have a computerized billing system, they should be able to easily pull a history of the vehicle.  I shouldn’t have to be the one to tell them that my truck has been there several times and that I have dropped over $2k in repairs in their pockets.  Anyway, the guy calls me back and said they would replace the water pump under warranty.  I was thinking to myself “no shit, if you didn’t I would be raising holy hell” 

Hopefully this time I get a water pump installed that lasts for more than a couple months.

Wing bowl, dreaming, pulling, jumping

I am listening to the Wing Bowl on my Iphone.  The Wing Bowl has become a Philadelphia tradition now going on it’s 18th year.  It is basically a wing eating contest but it has blown up to unbelievable levels of popularity.  The event is filled with fat men, hot “Wingettes” and a stadium full of drunken spectators (at 6am). 

When I lived in PA I actually talked Ali into going into a Wing Bowl.  It was unforgettable for sure.  I’ll never forget as we sat in the upper deck watching a drunk stumble up the steps with beer in hand.  As he approached he put his index and middle finger in a V shape, held it up to his mouth and flicked his tongue between them in a rather disturbing manner.  It’s needless to say Ali was less than thrilled to be there.

It’s cool to be able to listen to the event again, it sounds just as I remembered.

Last night I had a weird dream.  I was back at the main Sovereign building in Wyomissing.  Well I was and I wasn’t.  It was at that location but when I was inside the building it was very old inside.  I saw my old buddy Brad there, he was showing me around the place.

We went to the top floor of the building.  I saw a huge drainage pipe coming out of the main network room.  I recalled that I installed the original pipe when I used to work there.  I noticed that it looked like the pipe had some work done to it, including some shoddy sections that looked like they were just wrapped in tape. 

I pointed to the taped area and said “Just taped??? I can’t believe that held.”  “Yep it held up” Brad said.  I commented that it had to be a hell of a mess when the pipe broke with all of the computer equipment below.  Brad just shook his head and said “Oh yea, it was terrible.”

At one point I found myself in a deep dark room in the building.  I saw an ancient looking “laptop” on a desk.  It was actually more like one of the old “luggable” Compaq systems.  I turned it on expecting it to not work.  To my surprise it fired up, booted very slowly and connected to the Sovereign network.  Wow.

Finally I wound up out in the parking lot by Brad’s vehicle, a Range Rover.  He opened the rear side door.  Inside was his son Luke and another young girl who I think was Bubba the Love Sponge’s step daughter Julia.  Brad also had his two dogs in the Range Rover, they looked like twins except they were different colors one was dark gray and one was light brown.  The gray one seemed to like me, Brad said his name was Shadow.

Dream over.

Yesterday after work I got the urge to go out and do some 300 exercises.  I have a YouTube feud going on with this weird British guy, the one that endangered his kid with the pull up stunt.  I have been trolling him on YouTube after I saw his original silly pink haired pull up routine. (hence my Pinky nickname for him)

Anyway I thought I would see how long it would take me to do 25 pull ups and 50 box jumps, video it and post it to Pinky as a video response.  I lugged the camera outside and went to work.  I struggled more than I would have liked.  I obviously am not in prime 300 form or anywhere close to it.  I completed the two exercises in right around 8 minutes.

After I finished I realized that I should have thrown the push ups and clean & press into the routine as well.  Oh well, guess I’ll add those next time. Here is the latest proof of my waning sanity.

Ali is going away to a concert tonight.  I am anticipating yet another busy weekend.  For the first time in several years we are not having a Super Bowl get together at our place.  I sort of thought of it late and by the time we asked a few people they had other plans.  Oh well, Ali and I will have our own little event.  We will be making vegetarian pigs in a blanket.

Red light ruckus, moveon

About a year ago or so Collier County started installing red light cameras at several busy intersections.  Naples, like most areas had issues with idiots screaming through red lights and causing accidents, sometimes fatal.  When the county commissioners approved their installation there was some mild complaining but the general sentiment was red light runners are dangerous and if this curtails that behavior it is worth it.

Well now fast forward to present day.  It turns out the reality of the red light system was not exposed before they approved.  Everyone, the commissioners, the sheriff, the general public assumed these cameras were used to nail people that ran through an intersection when the light was already red or when somebody turns left across traffic after their green arrow has turned red.  Well they aren’t used at all to catch left turn on red people but they are used to nail right turn on red offenders by the hundreds.

The way the system works is this.  The company that installs the red light cameras does it for no cost to the county.  They generate their income by taking a slice of the citations that are automatically issued.  The county also gets a slice of this pie.  Well when they started releasing the statistics for the citations people were outraged.  90+% of the citations were for right turn on red offenders.

Now if you read the law for right turn on red verbatim it goes something like this, a vehicle turning right on red has to first stop behind the white line for approximately 3 seconds, after doing so they can move forward and if traffic allows, they may then turn right on red.  Yea, ok, NOBODY does that.  Obviously this is all about just f’ing over motorists that are performing a maneuver that everyone, including law enforcement does.  You pull up to the intersection, make sure nothing is coming and then make your turn.  Yes I may not even come to a complete stop, my wheels could be inching along a bit.

Now granted, there are assholes that will roll right through a right on red without even slowing down at all.  Sure, nail those people, but if someone pauses, looks and makes his turn they should not be ticketed.

Well understandably people are pissed off about this.  What I find amazing is this revelation by one of the commissioners stating that they were unaware that right on red offenders were going to be targeted with this system.  They said nobody in county government to her knowledge knew this.  How the hell does that little detail get left out?  Well there is a wave of sentiment against the red light system now, hopefully it’s enough to get them to concentrate on the truly dangerous driving maneuvers instead of the purely profitable ones.

Moveon.org came to fame during the Bush years as one of the administrations harshest and most persistent critics.  Surely most Rushtonians equate the organization to purely liberal agendas with no common sense to help meter their message.  Well it’s simply not true.

Moveon has continued to try to get their word out even with a democratic leader in place.  They were very vocal in their opposition to the watered down, compromise stuffed health care plan that came before Congress.  They would have preferred to have it killed than passed in it’s end form.

Today they sent out another bulletin about AIG having the balls to pay out a hundred million dollars of bonuses to executives while they are still on the tab to the American public for BILLIONS.  It’s insanity pure and simple and moveon is as sick of the bullshit as I am.

Read on:

Yesterday news broke that AIG—the bailed-out insurance giant—will give out another $100 million in bonuses.1 Seriously?

These are the people who wrecked our economy. And AIG still owes taxpayers $182 billion.

Their priority should be paying us back—not giving out obscene bonuses.

But unless Congress acts—by blocking bonuses at bailed-out banks or imposing heavy taxes on them—they’ll keep wasting our money. Can you sign our petition telling them that serious action to rein in bonuses is long overdue? Clicking below will add your name.

http://pol.moveon.org/aigagain/o.pl?id=18831-6800852-4mPcj7x&t=3

The petition says: “Bailed-out companies shouldn’t be allowed to waste money on bonuses until they’ve paid back their debt in full.”

Bankers in other countries have already gotten the message that their behavior is unacceptable. England and France have imposed heavy surtaxes on outrageous banker bonuses.2

But the banks still hold enormous power in Washington—as Sen. Dick Durbin put it, “They frankly own the place.”3 And they’re using all of their lobbying clout to oppose any attempts to rein in their bonuses.4

So despite the huge outcry over the last round of AIG bonuses, Congress still hasn’t done anything to stop Wall Street from giving out huge bonuses. AIG’s bonus plan is unacceptable. Clicking below will add your name to the petition letting Congress know they need to do something to stop it.

http://pol.moveon.org/aigagain/o.pl?id=18831-6800852-4mPcj7x&t=4

Thanks for all you do.

ISA confused, what the woof??!!

I have been working on getting a replacement for our internal firewall box.  My plan is to upgrade the hardware AND the old Wingate software I am using for firewalling with a slick 1U server and ISA Server 2006. 

I worked with ISA (it was called something different when it first came out) years and years ago in the late 90’s and haven’t touched it since.  The Wingate software we have used here has worked fine but it’s less than ideal in some aspects.  I have been screwing around with ISA 2006 off and on for almost a week and I am starting to develop a bald spot from scratching my head so much. 

I’m familiar with the rules that are typically used in firewall config but I’m not getting results as I would expect when testing ISA.  I’m sure it’s just me trying to dive into it with no formal background.  So far I haven’t even been able to have a test client pass through the firewall and telnet to a different network segment.  I’ll keep plugging away of course.  I need to find a simple guide for basic config of the product.  If you look at official MSFT white papers it is very easy to get lost in the boat loads of extraneous bullshit they include.

Last night I decided to be productive and clean the bathrooms.  Ali’s schedule for the next few days is rather packed and I figured it would be one less thing to get done this weekend.  I went the extra mile and did some cleaning in there that doesn’t get done regularly like cleaning off the shelves and cleaning the tub that hardly ever sees usage.

We also had what appeared to be a permanent coating of crud on the floor of the shower.  Last week I had some good success removing a stain around the drain of the guest bathroom tub drain using a combo of Lime Away and Clorox Clean Up.  I figured it was worth a shot on this crud as well. 

I soaked the floor of the shower first with the Lime Away, let it set for a few minutes and then followed up with spraying it with the Clorox stuff.  The fumes from the Clorox was overwhelming, I opened the window and turned on the exhaust fan to air out the room.  Once my eyes stopped burning I hit the floor of the shower with a brush and the crud came right off.  Shazam!  I used the Lime Away on the shelves in the shower as well which had some staining, again the product worked like a charm.  In retrospect I don’t think you even need to use the Clorox clean up.

Ali was surprised to see me wiping down a toilet when she got home.  She appreciated my efforts of course.  I proudly displayed our nearly new looking shower enclosure.  She was impressed with my results.  She has spent tons of time scrubbing that floor with other products and never got such results.

Today the dogs have their annual physical.  Part of it is blood tests.  To prepare, the dogs were not allowed to eat after midnight.     They were not happy girls this morning.  During my morning routine there are three potential treat sessions.  When they first go out to take a leak they both get a small treat and Sadie gets half a cup of dry food for “breakfast”.  As I prepare my lunch meat sandwich they each get some slices ripped up and fed to them.  Finally right before I leave I take them out again and if they take a dump they get yet another treat, normally dehydrated chicken breast.

Well this morning they got no treats and were very confused.  I was stared at the entire time by two sets of dog eyes, wondering when the treats were going to arrive.  The funniest moment of all came when I was applying the lunch meat to my sandwich. 

I typically put the the meat on my sandwich and then carry extra slices over to Nicki’s plate to tear them up. She was sitting right by me as I was preparing my sandwich.  After I was done I snapped the lid back on the container and put it back in the fridge.  As I did Nicki gave me the funniest double take and a “what the f are you doing!!!!!” look.  She had despair in her eyes as her beloved lunch meat went back into refrigeration.  I tried to console her by petting her and telling her she was still a good girl.  I’m sure she thought she was being punished for some reason.

What an exciting entry, computer firewalls, cleaning tips and dog stories all at one time!  I better check my blood pressure.

Awesome pics, Yard Gnome makes a limited return engagement

Besides doing a real nice job shooting pictures of the RFTP, Jeremy also did some pretty slick work the night before with the camera.  He used several techniques to create some pretty cool images.  One technique involved having the subject, myself or Randall, stand still while Jeremy would light up our body from both sides while the shutter of the camera remained open.  He also was able to “write” with the light behind us.  It provided for some very unique looking photos. We used the same technique to light up our big coconut palm as well, using my mega flashlight.

The most amazing shot of all to me is this one. Looks pretty ordinary right?  Well what if I told you this was shot at 9pm at night in total darkness?  Evidently if you leave the shutter open long enough the light, even tiny portions of it will accumulate to the point where you can make an image look like it was shot during the day.  I found this pretty incredible.

If you want to see all the pics he shot go here

I received an unexpected email from an old co-worker of mine.  Way back when I started my blog in the early to mid 2000’s he was one of my few regular visitors.  I jokingly nicknamed him the Yard Gnome because of his generally small stature.  He always enjoyed giving me shit for my opinions on certain subjects.

Well he stopped being a regular viewer/contributor years ago due to a busy work schedule and a general overall annoyance with some of my responses to his responses.  I did however put him on the notification list for my blog posts so he has been receiving excerpts all along, which he claims he never even reads.  Well he read the one from last night regarding the Vegas-Obama debacle and he was not able to resist letting me know his thoughts (via email)  Here they are. How I miss gnomey…..

Yard Gnome – Obama said what?….”You are lousy at spending your money so let me spend it for you” ?!?


First time I opened one of your emails in months and I see you want big government…
Hey, come on back to Reading and take advantage of our still too generous Public assistance programs.


You can wander around downtown with all of your like-minded, contribute nothing, I got to git mine, democratic friends.

The lunacy never ends

I swear to god Obama can’t say a sentence without some idiots getting offended.  Evidently he was talking about common sense in spending, something Americans have demonstrated time and again they are woefully poor at.  Pretty much anything that requires discipline and restraint we more or less suck at.

Anyway, along those lines Obama said “You don’t blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you’re trying to save for college. You prioritize. You make tough choices.”  Makes sense to me, if you can’t pay your core bills you should not be blowing money unnecessarily.

Well now Las Vegas hates Obama.  Some mental midget actually thinks that someone that was going to go to Vegas is now not going to because Obama said so.  I mean cut me a f’ing break.  If you want to go to Vegas you will go to Vegas, regardless of what the president or anyone else says. Nobody wants to take personal responsibility for a damn thing, including the thoughts that float around in their heads.

This society, this race, this planet needs to be grabbed by the ankles, turned upside down and shook violently until all the flakes are gone.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100203/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_las_vegas

Epic race, epic contest, epic lack of sleep

Randall and Jeremy rolled in Friday night around 7:30 pm.  They were both staying the weekend to both help with the Run for the Paws and compete in the first annual 300 challenge on Saturday afternoon.

Since Jeremy was not interested in sharing the king size bed in the guest room with Randall we set him up in the fitness/hobby room.  I moved the treadmill over to make room.  Last time Jeremy was over I set up the air mattress for him.  He told me he really didn’t like sleeping on an air mattress and would be fine on just the carpet.  Well we tried to soften things up a bit by folding over three comforters and laying them down. Jeremy said it worked out fine, go figure.

We had to get up at an ungodly 3:30 am for the race.  Well Randall, Ali and I were up that early.  Jeremy didn’t wake up till 6:45 and that was only because I accidentally called him.  We got on the race site around 5am and dug into preparations.  Everything went more or less smoothly.  We had 537 people signed up prior to the race.  We hoped to eclipse the 645 total registrations we had last year.  Surprisingly our day of turn out was on the light side despite the much better weather conditions compared to last years race.  We wound up with something like 607 entries, still great but not a record.

This race we also were trying something different with attaching the chips.  We have been using a single long zip tie that could only be threaded one way.  We have tried to make things as simple as possible for runners but we still found scores of people that are dumbfounded by how to thread something under their shoelace and through the chip.  Using the zip tie also meant the runners had to revisit the chip table to grab a cutters to cut off the extra tie that was hanging out.

We decided in this race to try using the “official” Ipico recommendation for chip attachment, twist ties.  I ordered a few thousand twist ties and found this simple handout to give to runners so there could be absolutely NO confusion on how to attach the chip.  You loosen your laces if necessary, slide the ties under the laces, thread them through the chip and twist.  It’s simple, if you can’t do this I would assume you stick to velcro for your sneakers as well.  The twist ties also did not require you to find something to cut off the extra material.

We made sure that one of these handouts was in every race packet as well as being available the day of the race for anyone that had a question.  Well I saw tons of runners still having volunteers attach the chip for them.  WTF?  I went over to the chip table and watched what was going on.  The people handing out the chips were basically telling everyone that picked up a chip that if they could go to a different area and someone would attach the chip for them.  I told the volunteers that the entire point of making the handouts was so runners learned how to attach their own timing chip.  If we immediately offer to do it for them people will never learn to do it themselves. 

It really is an amazing thing to me.  How something as simple as attaching a chip to your laces can be viewed as a complicated task that is best left to professionals?  Both Ali and I have seen some very clear patterns in human behavior since we became involved in timing and organizing races.  It just makes you shake your head at times.

So anyway the race itself went very well from our standpoint.  If there is one weakness of the race it is the geography of the layout.  The starting line was probably close to a 1/2 mile from the registration area.  Although in all of the race material it stresses the importance of arriving early, I passed at least 100 people still heading to the start as I was walking back to the registration area after the start.

As always having all of the dogs at the event multiplies the fun quotient considerably.  We saw all different types of dogs that all seemed happy to be out there with all of their fellow canines and owners.  The first dog finisher had a huge lead on all other human dog/teams.  We kept the finish line up and running for almost 90 minutes to capture the late arrivals that walked the entire distance.  The timing process again went very smoothly, there were no issues that I was aware of.

The clean up process took awhile. Since Ali was the race director, we had to stick around till the last box was packed and put away.  After clean up we stopped up at the brand new building the Humane Society just finished building to house the animals.  It is awesome.  The old dog kennels resembled jail cells.  The area also was deafening when you entered as the echos of the dogs barking for attention would create incredible levels of noise which could not have been good for the dogs.  The new kennels are much bigger, cleaner, modern and MUCH quieter.  It was like night and day.

There were so many cute dogs there.  The cutest of all were 4 small black lab mixes that were sitting together on their hammock.  Randall went in the kennel and picked one up to hold it.  As he was petting the puppy the other 3 were at his feet begging for equal affection.  Jeremy got a picture of one of the puppies pulling at Randall’s shorts trying to get his attention.  As an animal lover you just want to adopt all of the animals but of course reality dictates differently.  It was reassuring however to see the money that the race generates being put to such nice accommodations for the animals.

Once we got home and got all of the stuff back inside Ali ate lunch and then retreated to take a nap before her drive across the state for the Miami half marathon Sunday morning.  The three males went to Subway for lunch.  Jeremy and Randall opted for foot long subs, I went for the more conservative 6 inch variety since I wasn’t competing in the 300 challenge, just hosting it.

We had talked about starting the event around 3:30.  I encouraged Randall and Jeremy to take naps before the event.  They each snagged maybe 70-90 minutes of shut eye.  I remained awake, working on post race duties.  3:30 came and went without any activity from their bedrooms.  I left things go until about 3:40.

I then pulled out the bullhorn to wake up the contestants from their slumber.  The competition didn’t get started until a little after 4pm. I did not anticipate that we would be finishing up in total darkness. 

Going into the event I already had assumed that neither participant would actually complete the full 300 reps.  Jeremy had procrastinated to the point where he didn’t begin training until a week prior.  Randall was fighting a number on the scale that makes any body weight exercise very challenging. 

Jeremy lost the coin toss and had to go first.  Early on in the competition there was lots of joking around going on.  Sometime around the middle of the floor wipers the humor turned more into concern.  Jeremy was so tired that several times he was either down on all fours or laying on the ground from exhaustion.  I was genuinely concerned for his health and even suggested to him it may be a good idea to stop. 

Jeremy was determined to finish the event, no matter how long it took.  Jeremy completed his final pull up at just under the 75 minute mark.  I was impressed that he grinded out the reps, he obviously went through a lot of physical and mental anguish to get there.

Randall was up next.  It became obvious that we were going to run out of daylight so I brought out some of my portable spotlights to illuminate the equipment.  Randall’s worst event of all are the pull ups.  Pulling up 222 pounds is no small feat.  Randall tried to utilize his former life as a gymnast to kip during the motion to assist.  Even with kipping the vast majority of his reps did not have the chin clearing the bar.  However both Jeremy and I were ok with not strictly interpreting the rules as there were a few reps during Jeremy’s stint that were less than perfect.

Randall used a very fast pace early on with much shorter rest periods than Jeremy utilized between sets.  As a result later on he had much more free time to recuperate without jeopardizing a victory.  His biggest struggles were the pull ups and the push ups.  His best events were the dead lifts and floor wipers.  His compact powerful frame served him well in those events.

Randall completed the circuit in approximately 58:30, besting Jeremy by around 16-17 minutes.  The event was finished in total darkness.  Randall was more or less gracious in his victory.  My pull up and jumping station both held up well for the event.  Both competitors agreed that I did a good job in their construction quality.

Although I had been up since 3:30 am there was no time to rest.  I bought dinner for the mighty challengers, it was the least I could do.  They decided upon stuffed pizza.  I had two pieces of the stuff and felt ill.  I can only imagine the nutritional info on that monstrosity.

There was more competition to take place, the electronic variety.  I fired up the Wii and the battles begun.   We stayed within the Wii Sports Resort title the entire time.  We competed in ping pong, sword fighting, basketball and a full 18 holes of golf.  I won the golf event.  Randall fell of the edge and scored an unbelievably bad +30.  I finished -1 or -2.  Randall quickly got up to speed in ping pong.  After some early losses he managed to squeak out a couple wins against me late.  Jeremy won nothing.

We were playing until an unbelievable 1am, made more amazing because by that point I had been up for nearly 22 hours straight.  I “slept in” the next morning to 8am as a result.

Sunday morning all three of us reviewed the footage of the event.  There were many golden moments as well as much dead time to be edited out.  I got a call from Ali saying she completed the half marathon.  She said she was exhausted, but happy to be done.  It sounded like a rough event.

Randall and Jeremy stuck around till late morning.  They both said they had a good time and I thanked them again for all of their help with Ali’s race.  Once they left I dug into getting the house back in order.  There was stuff strewn around both inside and outside.  As I was finishing up Ali got back home.  It wasn’t long at all before she retreated to the bedroom to take a 3-4 hour nap.  Evidently she had a very poor night of sleep Saturday night.

After I finished cleaning up I dug into editing the 300 video.  I spent HOURS on the process, it’s very time consuming.  Somewhere around 9pm I had a finished product which I started the upload to YouTube before heading to bed.

The complete video is over 90 minutes long.  I uploaded it in it’s entirety.  I also hope to chop it into smaller, more digestible segments.  I have two such segments up there now on my youtube channel.

If you would like to see the whole deal go here.   If you want to see the smaller segments look at my channel on youtube here.

Once my second surgery is done and I am recovered I plan to buy a barbell and two 45 pound plates so I can do a continuous shot 300 in the backyard.  The integrity of my workouts has been repeatedly challenged by both Jeremy and Randall.  I plan to put any and all skepticism to rest.

What a crazy, fun weekend.