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Still sick, surprise garage addition, Irene over

My recovery from this ailment has been a very slow climb.  Although I am operational I am still blowing my nose and coughing pretty regularly.  My energy level is still low.  Despite this I had a weekend to do.

On Saturday Ali was scheduled to run a massive 21 miles.  As I mentioned she has had the same general symptoms I have although she seemed to be a little ahead of me on the recovery curve.  Even so I had questioned Ali on her readiness to take on such a task.  She said she would give it a go.

Well it didn’t turn out well.  Ali ran around 9 miles before throwing in the towel.  Her body just doesn’t have the energy to carry her that long yet.  Ali was bummed at her fail when she got home but I told her it isn’t surprising based on my own personal experience with the same symptoms.  She is worried because it throws her marathon training schedule off track.  She will just have to drop the hammer once her strength returns.

Despite the general malaise I was feeling I went full speed ahead into chores.  We had a race to time Sunday morning so that meant I would be doing myself a big favor by knocking out everything possible on Saturday.  I trudged through my chores both as Ali was running and after she got home when she retired to take a nap.

In addition to the weekly chores I tied up a few other loose ends like putting the black canopies on the two additional new shelter frames I bought for the running club.  I actually attached two of the messed up canopies that we received from EZUP, the tops that were printed gold on black instead of gold on dark green.  I actually like the black and gold color combo.

I also got around to replacing the windshield wipers on the truck and the Camry.  I had replacements sitting on my workbench since before the NYC/Ireland trip.

While Ali was sleeping I decided to take care of another loose end, posting my Trek road bike on Craigslist to try to sell it.  The bike is a much higher quality/lighter bike than my Dawes but the frame is too small for my lanky dimensions, making it uncomfortable to ride for extended periods of time.  My plan was to sell it and use the proceeds towards eventually purchasing a newer bike with similar higher end components.

Well as part of the posting process I did a quick search of other people selling Trek’s on Craigslist, to see what my selling competition was like.  One of the ads immediately sparked my interest, someone selling a 2010 Trek 2.1 road bike.  It looked almost brand new from the pics.  It was a large, 62 cm frame which is pretty much perfect for me.  The bike had the equipment I was looking for as well and it was sharp looking.

I noticed that the bike had been on CL for several days as the seller had reposted the ad multiple times.  A big bike like that has a more limited audience. Seeing the reposts made me hopeful that it was still available, so I emailed the seller, no phone number was posted.

Within the hour I heard back that the bike was still available.  I responded back with my phone number so we could meet up.  The seller called me and we made arrangements to meet in a Publix shopping center near his place.  I could tell he was a CL veteran that was exercising the sort of caution that Ali would like me to impose more often.

So I met the guy in the lot and we immediately hit it off.  I could tell he was a good guy.  He told me he was a member of the local Naples cycling group, a pretty hard core bunch.  He got into cycling last year and this was his first bike.  He had just dropped a bundle on an all new carbon road bike and was looking to offset the expenditure.

Knowing he was in the cycling group meant he rode this bike a LOT.  He mentioned that he just had the chain, chain ring and cassette replaced under the Red Shield program he bought with the bike.  Red Shield is basically a bike extended warranty offered by Trek.  The bike has a transferable 4 year plan included which was another sweet bonus.

I hopped on the bike and took it for a quick spin around the parking lot.  The seat adjustment actually felt pretty much perfect, the owner and I had had very similar dimensions except he outweighed me by about 60 pounds.

I told him I liked the bike and would buy it.  Now we had to work out how to pay for it.  I mentioned to him on the phone that if I was to buy it I didn’t have the cash on me and had no way to get it since it was a Saturday.

I asked him in person how he felt about a check.  Again, even though the guy had a good feeling about me, he still indicated he would rather follow CL protocol and do a cash deal.   I asked him if he had any suggestions on how to get the cash.  He said he thought I would be able to get it via ATM, doing three separate transactions to get around the withdrawal limit.

I told him that I haven’t tried to pull out a large amount of money via ATM in years but at least in my experience there was a hard cap on how much you could pull but maybe that has changed.  Regardless I told him I was willing to try.

I walked over to the Publix and pulled out 300 bucks with no problem.  However when I tried to do another similar transaction I was told my limit was reached.  Hmmm.  Ok there were two banks in the same shopping center, the seller said maybe I would be able to get the money out of another one.  Even though I highly doubted his suggestion I was willing to give it a shot.

We walked over to the Bank of America and after a brief delay I received the same DENIED message, oh well.  I told the seller if he wanted I could write him a check for the balance and include my drivers license number on it to set his mind at ease.  The seller saw that it was pretty obvious I wasn’t going to scam him and agreed to take a check for the balance.  I loaded the bike up in the bed of the truck, thanked him and was on my way.  Sweet, I had no idea I would walk out of this weekend with the bike to carry me for the foreseeable future but it was nice to have scored such a deal, paying about 40% less than a year older model would run.

We really need to do some bike clean up at home.  In total, including our old beat up mountain bikes, we will have a total of 8 bikes under our roof, a ridiculous amount.  Despite Ali’s protests we WILL be relieving ourselves of some of these bikes.  Selling my old Trek will be the first step. Some of the other bikes will either be sold, given away or put out by the curb to be readopted.

So we crawled out of bed Sunday to head to the water park, where the race was being held.  This race was a real oddball.  First it was only a mile long which meant I had very little time between the start and finish to get what I need done, done.  Second it was actually three mini-races inside of one.  There was a division for elite men, elite women and everyone else, each with it’s own race start time 20 minutes apart. I also brought the new timing equipment, I wanted to set it up at the start line to test out chip starting a race.

Even though the turnout for this race was very small, I had a hell of a time getting everything ready before the start because we were SEVERELY understaffed with volunteers.  The first race actually started a couple minutes late as I was scrambling to get the start line equipment ready to go.  In the mad dash I actually screwed something up and wound up missing the start times for the first race.

In the second two races I was actually able to capture start times although I didn’t actually incorporate them into the results until I got home.  I didn’t want to risk screwing up the results on site. In the end the event timing worked out, even with the oddball format.  You will notice in the event results, that runners have both a gun and chip time.

When we got home I dug into all of the post race chores.  It turned out I was lucky I got as many chores done on Saturday as I did because my Sunday become much more filled with stuff than I hoped.

A big chunk of that stuff was all running club related.  Not many club members realize just how time consuming our duties outside of timing races can become.  I bet I spent a solid 3-4 hours doing race related items AFTER the race was done.  Not only did I have to do my normal post race web updates I also had to add info for future races, set up registration for these races and handle a handful of additional odds and ends.  It really gets to be hassle.  Unfortunately we are now reentering the core of race season where we will have at least two races per month to time for the next 6 months.

I also tried to lend a hand to Ali with her dog food prep where 32 bowls of various vegetables are cooked/portioned out to be added to the dogs dinner each day.  Currently they are getting peas, green beans, multigrain rice, kidney beans, black beans and blueberries added to each meal.  I have often said the dogs eat better than we do.  It really isn’t an exaggeration.

Of course I was watching the news over the weekend regarding hurricane Irene.  I commented early in the weekend that news outlets seemed almost disappointed that Irene had lost some of it’s punch and was not quite as brutal as expected.  I suppose in a situation like this going overboard in predictions serves the purpose of getting people’s attention so they are motivated to act/follow orders.

The reports I got back from the Reading area were a lot of power outages that seemed to mostly be rectified by last evening, an inconvenience for sure, but nothing near what happened to us during Wilma.   Even with the milder storm, the damage totals will still be massive due to the density of humanity in the region.  Even though the wind and storm surge was not bad, the flooding from massive amounts of rain can bring tons of hurt.

 

Ugly illness

I left work early Wednesday and was home yesterday with some sort of nasty cold we evidently brought back with us from the trip.  Alison has the exact same thing, it has been pretty miserable.

It started out early in the week with my throat feeling sore and raw.  It then moved into a dry, repetitive cough.  Then the endless runny nose started.  Then the cough went from dry to a disgusting flem variety. Now I am in the stage of lethargy with pain in my muscles, specifically across my lower back.

While I was home yesterday I tried to maintain some small level of productivity.  I was working on the new timing equipment that was delivered during our trip.  This hardware is eventually targeted to be used to do chip starts with our bigger races, giving runners a more accurate time. I have been spending a good amount of time familiarizing myself with the new hardware and learning how to integrate it into our timing procedures.

I really dislike feeling sick.  Feeling weak and being unable to do what I want to do drives me nuts.

Thank goodness Irene changed paths and missed Florida (although I wish it went further east to miss everything), our property is already a sopping wet mess as is.  I really dislike this time of year where the yard develops small ponds of water with 2 foot high grass jetting out of it.  Everything looks ratty.

This weekend we have a race to time, yay.  I am hoping I can flush this junk out of my system and start feeling normal by next week.

 

And back….

During the week I had spent a lot of time relaxing, something I don’t get to do very often, reading The Lost Symbol, the Dan Brown book that had sat on my nightstand for over a year.  I never was that eager to read it because Mom had told me she read it and didn’t like it at all.

Well I was pleased to find that I enjoyed the book, enough to finish the entire 500 pages in 5 days or so, finishing it up Thursday morning.  Sure it isn’t as good as Dan’s two biggest titles, Angels & Demons and DaVinci code but I liked it.  I love how his books put a very different spin on religion and how the premises that guide it have been twisted over the years into something not remotely resembling the original concepts.

Later in the morning Ali and I took a longer walk, covering the full trail up to the bed & breakfast.  We enjoyed the walk except the couple times we inadvertently stepped into muddy water.  We both appreciated the raw beauty of where we were, knowing that more than likely we will never be in Ireland again.  We took many pictures as we followed the coastline, looking down at the deep blue water crashing on the rocks below.

Earlier dad had asked me if I could drive himself and Pat up to the bed & breakfast.  They were going to rent bikes and ride into Dingle.  When we got to Gormans we were told that it would be a little bit before they could rent the bikes.  The guy that handles the bikes also cooks breakfast which was in the middle of wrapping up.

Dad asked if we could get some coffee and take it outside.  The lady brought over a tray with the coffee, milk and sugar and handed it to me.  We were quite surprised when she said we didn’t have to worry about paying for it.  Geez.

As we sat outside overlooking the beautiful ocean view, sipping coffee, we were joined by Molly the resident B&B dog.  Molly is extremely friendly and was happy to interact with all three of us.

Finally breakfast was over and dad and Pat got their bikes.  Ironically at first I think dad got the same bike we had the other day with the bad back wheel, evidently it had not been removed from the rental fleet yet.  Luckily he discovered the problem before getting out onto the road.

I wished Pat and dad a safe trip.  The combination of narrow roads, cars and dad not riding bike for over a half decade had the potential for disaster written all over it.  The plan was we would drive into Dingle and meet up with them there around lunchtime.

Dad and Pat had scouted out a place to eat once they arrived and we met them there around midday.  We got to eat outside on benches.  Unfortunately there were some smokers on nearby benches.

After lunch we walked around and did some shopping where Ali and I grabbed a few souvenirs for both ourselves and others.  My Ireland souvenir is a green ireland bike jersey.  Ali got herself some jewelry and a genuine Irish wool purse.

Dad wasn’t real keen on riding bike all the way home so I offered to take over for him.  Pat and I left a little ahead of the group.  Since Patrick is younger, stronger and faster than I am I had to work pretty hard to keep up with him.  The task wasn’t made any easier by my right knee that was still pretty swollen from the epic run on Monday.

There was a long gradual hill we were pedaling up when Dad, Teresa and Ali passed us in the car.  Evidently I looked like I was struggling.  They actually doubled back and asked if I wanted to switch out.  Of course I said I was fine and I continued trudging along.  After that big hill the rest of the ride was very manageable.  It was fun riding along with Pat, obviously the opportunities I have to spend time with him are few and far between.

When we returned to the B&B I was surprised to see Dad and the crew were parked there waiting for us on the benches outside.  When we pulled the bikes back around back Molly came out and greeted us and followed  back out front.  We were playing with her for awhile, she is a very loveable dog and made Ali and I miss our pooches at home.

I let dad drive the short distance from the B&B back to the house.  Well that didn’t work out well.  As we pulled into the driveway dad swung the tight turn too wide and ran the passenger side rear tire up onto the landscape timbers that lined the driveway.  When we got out of the car Pat glanced down and noticed the tire now had a bulge in the sidewall, damn it.

This was not good.  A sidewall bulge is playing with fire.  It could remain intact for a prolonged period of time or it could let loose any minute.  Regardless, it was not the sort of thing you want to roll the dice with if you are making a 3 hour drive to an airport the next morning.

The first thing we did was call Hertz roadside assistance number.  I did the talking since dad’s phone didn’t have service in Ireland.  The woman on the other line said that tires are in no way covered by insurance.  She recommended that we get the tire repaired on our own.   Once again the Hertz, tough shit attitude was shining through on the phone.  Basically any repair whether it is initiated by Hertz or not will be on dad’s dime.

Ok we needed some options.  I located the spare underneath the car.  I saw it was one of the donut spares with a max speed rating of 50 mph.  I started futzing with it trying to get the spare down so we could take the bad tire off and hopefully take it to a local place to get replaced.  While I was doing that dad walked down to the pub to get advice for nearby garage locations.

By the time dad got back I almost had the spare off the car, it was attached via a cumbersome wire and crank set up.  He said there was a garage a few miles away.   He said I should just put the spare back and we would drive to the garage on the bubble tire.

Time was a factor, it was now after 5pm.  Ireland didn’t seem like the sort of place where garages were open late.  Patrick came along as well.  Dad drove to the garage, ranting about Hertz for a good portion of the ride.

When we found the garage the roll up doors were open, a good sign.  Dad found the owner and explained our dilemma, we needed to get the tire fixed asap.  I breathed a sigh of relief when the mechanic said he had a correct size tire and he could install it. The price was 85 euros, cash, not cheap but we weren’t in a position to haggle.

The guy replaced the tire in about 10 minutes and then Pat and I waited another 5 or 10 minutes as dad had his typical BS session with the guy.  We got back to the house just before the catered meal arrived.  I felt very fortunate that the tire situation got handled.

Dad had made plans for our last meal in the house to be catered by the woman that also was responsible for cleaning the house.  He was under the impression the woman would be bringing the food, warming the food, serving the food and clean up afterward.  Well he got one of those four things.  The woman dropped off the food said, thank you, actually pocketing 20 more euros than what was first agreed upon and was on her way.  That kind of sucks.

Before the meal we headed outside for a group shot.  One with balloon hats and one without per dad’s request.

I was not all that impressed with the meal she made.  To be honest I think it was the worst food we had all week, everything that we had prepared ourselves was better.  The highlight of the meal was the two birthday cakes dad ordered for a belated birthday celebration for Caroline.  They were quite good.

After dinner Pat and I headed outside for an impromptu golf tournament.  The yard had tow “holes” in opposite corners and some old clubs and balls in the shed.  Unfortunately all the clubs were the right handed variety so I was forced to swing as a righty.( play golf lefty)  Todd, Damon and the kids eventually came out as well.  It was a fun way to wind down the last few minutes of daylight.

We all decided to head down to TP’s one last time to celebrate the end of our Irish vacation.  They had some live music playing.  I had a beer or two and then headed back, Friday was going to be a hellish travel day.  I had no idea just how hellish.

I was surprised that everyone was up and ready to go on time. We had everyone and everything packed up and in the vehicles at 7am as planned.  I was a bit sad as we pulled out and I saw the cows in the rear view mirror.  It was really a special trip that is unlikely to be emulated again in my lifetime.

The drive back to Shannon was lengthy.  The damp and dreary weather had returned for the drive, something we thankfully avoided for a good portion of the week.  We stopped to grab breakfast on the way as well as gas up the van.

Dropping off the rental vehicles gave dad an opportunity to bitch at Hertz staff face to face.  It didn’t do him much good though as the guy recited the company policy on tires and that he doesn’t establish the rules.  Needless to say dad has no plans to utilize Hertz for future car rental opportunities.

Checking back into the airport was more involved then coming into it.  We actually went through the standard, less thorough Irish screening and then had to go through a second screening that is reserved for passengers headed to the United States.  I actually got flagged for a pat down.  They opened up our carry on luggage and I had to raise my arms as the security dude ran his hands up and down my body, how thrilling.

The flight back to the US was much longer due to flying against the jet stream, 7.5 versus 5.5 hours.  I was not looking forward to it at all.  Luckily I decided to use the time to do a movie marathon which was a great way to pass the time.

I watched in total 3 movies during the return flight, Battle Los Angeles, Limitless, and Source Code.  I liked all three movies.  Battle Los Angeles had a very big Independence Day feel to it.  The action was non-stop with epic special effects.

Limitless was about a guy that unlocks the full potential of his brain. Source Code I don’t want to say much about other than it involves time travel.  Believe it or not I would probably give all 3 movies an A to A- rating.  I was quite pleased with my choices.

I spent the rest of the time locked in a chess battle against the computer that was cut short due to landing.  I was in a pretty sticky position in the game when it shut off so it was just as well.

All of this entertainment did not change the fact that I was sitting for so damn long.  The last couple hours of the flight were very uncomfortable.  I just wanted to get off the damn plane.  I was so glad when we hit terra firma.

We made our way to baggage claim.  It took awhile for the bags to make their way to us, unlike the lightning fast JetBlue luggage experience we had before.  Finally everyone got their bags and we said our goodbyes.  Todd, Caroline, Dad, Pat and Meg were piling back into to Todd’s Tahoe to drive back to PA.  Torrin, Damon and the kids were spending the night in Newark before flying out the next day.  Ali and I needed to make our way to another terminal for our flight back to Florida.

We discovered there is a tram that circles the airport that could get us where we needed to go.  As we rode along Ali and recollected various aspects of the trip.

We checked into our terminal, got through security and arrived at our gate.  The 7:30 flight was marked as ON TIME, awesome.

We had landed from Ireland around 2:30 so we had a lot of time to kill.  We looked at the various shops that dotted the JetBlue terminal and then ate dinner around 5 or 6.

When we got back to our departure gate we were not happy.  We saw the flight was now delayed 2 hours.  Evidently there were some bad thunderstorms rolling into the area.  A quick glimpse out the window confirmed this as Ali and I saw very menacing clouds rolling in very quickly.

Things went from bad to worse.  The lightning from the storm got so severe that they had a complete ground stoppage, nothing was allowed to happen out on the runway.  Our departure time just kept getting pushed back and back, it happened so many times Ali and I started joking about it.

Passing the time in the airport was tedious.  I managed to keep myself occupied most of the time on the Ipad playing Tower Defense.  Ali wasn’t so lucky, she had reached magazine reading burnout and couldn’t take it anymore.

As we moved deep into the night we realized just how long we had been up when you factor in the time difference.  We would easily pass the 24 hour mark.

I got a second wind around midnight after downing another cup of coffee.  I decided to get on the laptop and start organizing and labeling pictures in Picasa.  I actually got through 400 plus pictures while buzzed on caffeine.

It was now getting ridiculously late.  The passengers stranded in the terminal were all taking on a zombie like appearance.  You saw many people creating make shift beds from a section of floor and a piece of luggage as a pillow.

I started getting the shakes at one point as I stood near the gate that they promised they would start loading from shortly but never did.  Finally, finally, finally we got on the plane somewhere around 2:30 am, a full 12 hours after we arrived at the airport.

Almost as soon as Ali and I got on the plane we closed our eyes, we were both exhausted.  Although I didn’t really sleep on the ride home I did do some deep resting.  I was pleased the flight home went relatively quick. By the time we landed I had become a bit more lucid and felt pretty normal on the drive home. Hell we even stopped for coffee/tea at our home Dunkin Donuts since it was now 6am.  I told Ali I wanted to more or less try to just stay up and catch up on my sleep Saturday night.

Mom was up when we got home.  I had called her earlier to tell her of our original delay but I didn’t let her now of just how late it got.  We sat down and gave mom a recap of the trip and showed her the pictures I had on the laptop.  Mom said everything on the homefront went well with no major issues which we were glad to hear. Of course Nicki and Sadie were beyond thrilled to see us.  They were by our side constantly no matter where we went, it was cute.  Sadie immediately claimed the miniature Irish Rugby ball as her own.

Mom didn’t stick around too long once we got back, she left after eating breakfast.  We thanked her for helping us out, it is a huge relief to know we didn’t have to worry about the care of the dogs.   We gave her a genuine made in Ireland coffee mug.  I also let her have the New York baseball hat I got worked for since I would probably never wear it.

It felt good to be home from our epic trip.  It was something that will be with the both of us for the rest of our lives.  I am very grateful that my dad pushed to make it happen, it took two or three years to finally come together but I’m glad it finally did.

Now if I can just shake this jet lag and cold…..

All of the pictures we took can be viewed here.

To Ireland….

So we boarded our flight to Ireland without issue.  The plane was a large Aerobus 330 with a 2-4-2 seat arrangement.  I was impressed when I saw a pillow and blanket awaiting every passenger on their seat, how nice.  Of course when I later found out how much the tickets cost, a small gold ingot on the seat would have been reasonable as well.

The flight to Ireland was a full two hours shorter than the return trip, ONLY 5 and a half hours.  Aer Lingus does their best to make you happy on such a long journey.  They were very generous in their food offering which included snacks, drinks and a full dinner.  In addition they had a video screen for each passenger, similar to what JetBlue has but even better.  Not only can you watch tv on it but a number of recent movies and a large selection of games as well.

I took advantage of the system playing a bunch of video craps as well as watching the most recent Fast and Furious movie. (gets a B+ by the way)  All in all I thought the flight went pretty quickly for as long as it is.  Even so by the end of it my ass was plenty tired of sitting.

Because of the time change we had warped through time during the flight, when we landed we had lost 5 hours of time, landing in Shannon at the bleary eyed hour of 5:30 am.  It was an odd feeling to jump that many time zones in such a short period of time.

I was surprised at the relaxed security coming into Ireland.  Other than the desk where you showed the passport you walked by a mostly empty airport with tons of security equipment sitting unmanned and unsheltered from the public.

Once we emerged into the main terminal we ran into our next snafu, the rental vehicles dad reserved were not ready yet.  When dad made the reservations for the cars he signed up for them to be picked up at something like 10am.  Well it was only 6 am or so and Hertz said they didn’t have the vehicles on premise yet.

Dad bitched at them a bit but the bottom line was he wasn’t supposed to take possession of the vehicles for another 4 hours.  The clerk said he should be able to have the vehicles ready to go by 9am.  I understood dad’s angst. Despite being early, the Hertz guys could have at least used a more accommodating attitude.  Instead it was basically coming across as, “You’re early, tough shit”.  Dad again paid a HUGE premium for these vans, something that seemed inconsequential to the Hertz representatives.

So we now had roughly three hours to kill and went upstairs to a cafeteria to eat breakfast.  While we were up there I was fussing with my phone, trying to get the data service I paid for up and running.  Despite my best efforts I was unable to do so.  I couldn’t even get a connection to the local airport wi-fi working, damn it.

After breakfast we had our next drama, my step mom couldn’t find her camera bag.  She looked all around and couldn’t find it.  She feared it had been stolen but the likelihood of that happening at an Irish airport this early in the morning seemed remote.  She went to the lost and found desk but had no luck there either.  Luckily Damon found it when he went back up to the cafeteria area, it must have dropped off the cart up there.

Finally the rental vehicles were ready.  Originally dad had reserved two big 9 person vans.  Evidently they only had one such van and said they could give us a smaller 7 passenger vehicle.  They didn’t change the rental price though because they said they were giving us automatics instead of manual shift cars, gee thanks.  Needless to say dad left there not feeling very good about Hertz.

So my dad, myself and Damon were the registered drivers for the rentals meaning the three of us would be the designated drivers for our travels.  Dad took the wheel behind the big van and Damon drove the smaller vehicle.  We headed out for what we were told was a nearly three hour drive to the Dingle area.  Keep in mind this journey started at what equated to 4am eastern standard time.

Dad was having some issues driving the van.  Ireland like the rest of Europe drives on the left side of the road and it is not an easy thing to flip over to.  In addition having the steering wheel on the right side reverses the driving perspective that has been engrained in all American drivers.  Dad found himself driving too far to the left, coming dangerously close to the edge of the road.

After maybe an hour or so we stopped for coffee.  Teresa noticed that dad’s eyes were getting very tired so I eagerly offered up to drive the rest of the way. My initial experience with Irish coffee was not good.  Both the cup I got at the airport and the cup I got at the stop was pretty bitter but I forced it down anyway.

It didn’t take very long behind the wheel before I saw why dad was struggling.  As I drove through the town we stopped in we came upon a street that seemed VERY narrow yet it had cars parked on both sides of the road and was open for two way traffic.  As I was squeezing by a car I actually bumped the passenger side mirror on the mirror of a parked van.  Luckily the mirror was the breakaway variety so other than a scuff on the plastic body the mirror was intact.

The drive to Dingle was harrowing.  I found a spot on the windshield I could use as point of reference.  If I kept the center line more or less aligned on this mark I was ok.  Driving required near constant focus since the narrow roads with absolutely no shoulder left zero room for casual driving.   The cold and wet weather didn’t help matters much.

Ireland is not real big on traffic lights or intersections with stop signs.  Instead they utilize a ton of traffic circles.  Although they could seem confusing to someone not familiar with the area they did seem to do a decent job of keeping the traffic flowing.

The van was an automatic as Hertz said but not as an American car would be.  There was no PARK detent for the shifter.  You put the vehicle in neutral and apply the parking brake when stopping.  The shifter has both a manual and automatic mode.  In manual mode you change gears by tapping the shifter.  Automatic mode requires a tap in a different direction.

The shifting in the vehicle felt much different than any automatic transmission I drove before.  It literally felt like someone pushing in the clutch before changing gears instead of the instant shifts cars here have.

Speaking of the cold I was shocked when I first stepped outside the airport.  The temps felt like they were solidly in the 50’s with a constant light rain.  It felt way worse than most Florida winter days.  When I checked before the trip I saw the average August temp in southern Ireland doesn’t get out of the 60’s.  On the plus side it doesn’t get very cold either.  The huge surrounding body of water means the temperature swings between night and day are pretty minor.

Finally we made our way into Ballydavid the town the house was located in.  As we reached the area I noticed pretty much all of the signs and road markings were in Gaelic, the native language, weird.  The drive up to the house follows the coastline and passed by a dock and a pub that we would wind up frequenting often during our stay there.

As we turned the tight corner leading to the driveway we got our first glimpse at our accommodations, an absolutely beautiful, huge home.  The front of the house faced the ocean. The surrounding yard was separated by beautiful stone walls and the adjacent fields were filled with cows.  Wow we were a long way from NYC now.

We headed inside and checked out the inside of the place which was nice as well with a huge kitchen, reading room and bedrooms for all, most of which included their own personal bathroom.  My step mom took charge and  handled directing people to bedrooms instead of it becoming a point of contention.

Our room was at the top of the steps with a window facing the back and far side of the yard.  It had a bathroom that looked to be a converted walk in closet and a faux electric fireplace that produced heat and fake flames, pretty nice.

Despite being up for more than 24 hours at this point, well those of us that didn’t nap on the plane or in the car, we pushed on.   We had to hit the grocery store to load up on groceries for the week.

The differences between our country and Ireland became very evident inside the store.  Some of the same brands were available in Ireland but the sizes of everything was smaller, dramatically so in some instances.  In America where we have food choice overload and huge amounts of it to boot, it was kind of refreshing to walk through a store where moderate sizes were the norm.  It probably was not a coincidence that for the most part, the people I saw walking around in Ireland were more moderately sized than what we grow in the US.

I even managed to find Pop Tarts, the packaging looked similar although they rename their flavors.  For example what in America is Chocolate Fudge in Ireland is named Chocotastic.  With 12 people in the house there was a lot of food to buy, each group sort of just bought stuff for them selves with a few items being dubbed community property like eggs, milk and bread.

When we got back Ali and I headed down to TP’s, the pub nearby.  We heard they had free wi-fi and I was interested in figuring out why I wasn’t able to get internet access over 3G like I paid for.

We needed to know the internet password so we bellied up to the bar and asked for it after ordering a beer.  I managed to clumsily access an ATT webchat representative on my Iphone, hoping he could tell me how to get my service working in Ireland.  I was quite frustrated when my session disconnected in the middle.  I said f it and went back to the house.

I continued to futz on my phone and eventually came up a carrier screen.  I realized there were three different carriers available to me.  I chose one of the other two, named O2 and bang, it started to work.  That was a relief.  The plans I had to use my phone as wifi hotspot didnt work out, it was unreliable as hell.  Instead I just wound up configuring Ali’s email account on my phone and let her use it when she wanted to check mail or connect to the virtual world.

Later in the afternoon Ali and I laid down to take a nap.  By the time we woke up dinner was almost ready.  Dad had suggested that people take turns preparing dinner during the week to both cut down on expenses and encourage participation.  My sister Meghan made dinner the first night.  It was good stuff.

Saturday night Ali and I slept like rocks.  I think I slept somewhere around 10 hours which is an eternity for me.

Ali and I had swapped out our dollars for euros at JFK before we left.  I found the currency system rather interesting.  For paper money they have nothing smaller than a 5 euro bill.  Anything smaller gets broken down into coins.  They have 2 euro and 1 euro coins.  Then they have smaller cents coins as well, I saw a 20 cent and 10 cent coin, I am not sure if it gets any smaller than that.

I also discovered that my American Express card was nearly worthless in Ireland, nobody took it.  I think I got to use it once or twice, all my other CC transactions occurred with our Mastercard.  It also seemed in general that credit card use was not as commonplace as it is in the US.  Both gas stations I stopped at did not have pay at the pump capability.  Many stores relied on old, slow, stand alone credit card processing devices instead of the integrated units that are so common here.

On Sunday morning Ali and I went on a walk along the water with Torrin, Damon and their kids.  We wound up down at the beach area where we were joined by Patrick who just finished doing a run.  Pat is quite adventurous and decided it would be a cool feather in the cap, literally, to go swimming in the frigid water.  A few minutes earlier we witnessed a local don his swimming cap and go for a swim which blew our minds.

Pat wasn’t able to just dive quickly into the water, he had to wade out slowly and methodically because of all the stones under the water.  Finally he got to about waist deep and dove in.  Ali and I stared in disbelief.  Pat didn’t just go under and come right out, he actually swam around for a little while.  In total I bet he was in the water 10 minutes.  I thought when he emerged into the cold air temps (50’s) that he would want his clothes so I carried them over to him.  Instead he was content to just walk up to the house barefoot in his bathing suit.  He is something else.

We decided that a casual trip into Dingle on Sunday would be a good way to ease into our Ireland excursion since everyone was still a bit off from the dramatic time shift and jet lag.  We ate lunch at a small restaurant where we managed to push enough tables together to seat all 12 of us.  We were waited on by a young guy that wasn’t all that good.  He messed up various parts of the order and didn’t check back on us at all after the food arrived. Oh well, the fish and chips I had tasted good at least.

As we walked around Dingle we came across a large group of men dressed in women’s clothing.  They were carrying a bucket, collecting money for some charity, supposedly.  I found them funny so I threw the loose euros in my pocket in their bin.  For all I know the charity was their beer fund.

When we got home from Dingle we were greeted by a group of sheep hanging out in the yard.  Like I mentioned earlier, we already had a bunch of cow neighbors in the adjacent fields but now we had these sheep right by the front door.  I thought it was pretty funny.  Being an animal lover I was happy to have them hang out.

Sunday evening Ali and I walked up to the lookout shack so I could do a quick body weight work out.  I improvised using the shack and the surrounding stone wall for pull ups, leg raises, handstands and push ups.  It was pretty damn cool doing this as I looked out over the Atlantic Ocean.

Sunday night Ali and I were quite pooped and wanted to get some rest since Ali was going to do her 19 mile training run the next day.  Several of the group decided to go down to the pub, leaving the kids home.  Well the kids were extremely wired.  The last time I looked at my phone it was 1am and they were all still up.  Then when the crew from the pub returned they were equally loud.  As nice as the house was, one thing it did not have was thick walls.  Sound carried very easily throughout the entire structure.  Needless to say we didn’t get the quality of sleep we were hoping for.

So late morning Monday Ali and I got ready to go out on her run.  Patrick had offered to go with us which was very nice.  Prior to going out on foot we went out in the one vehicle and drove the perspective course to get an idea of direction and distance.  The weather was pretty damn miserable with a pretty steady light rain, wind and cold temps, somewhere in the 50’s.

So the plan was we would run up towards a nearby bed and breakfast that we heard rented bikes.  Then Patrick and I would take turns running / riding since neither of us felt like running 19 miles. My right knee was still somewhat swollen from run at Central Park.  Pat brought along his running back pack which we used to carry the supplies for the run.

So we head out the door and start running.  It didn’t take long for us to get a preview of what we would be facing during most of the  run, hills.  The run to the B&B was mostly up a long gradual hill, creating an exertion level that was not very comfortable right off the bat.

So we got the the B&B and asked inside about bike rental.  They directed us around the side of the building, saying someone would meet us out there.  An older guy with white hair and white beard was there.  We told him we wanted to rent one bike.  He asked where we were staying but little else, he never asked our names and just said when we were done with the bike we could prop it against the shed.  He handed us a thoroughly used mountain bike and we handed him 10 euros.  I was amazed at how casual the transaction was.

So we headed back out on the road and continued the run with me mounting the bike first.  Pat and I figured we could switch off every 4 or 5 miles.    The weather conditions went from bad to miserable as we continued.  There were periods of rain that were much stronger, stinging your skin with cold droplets.  It seemed surreal that it was mid-August.

As we went along we saw a number of funny road signs, Ireland seemed to be full of them.  They seemed to point out obvious things like don’t drive or walk off cliffs.  They made us laugh out loud more than once.

Patrick is quite the fast runner and was easily able to run ahead and snap pictures without falling behind.  He looked like he was hardly working at all.  Of course he also completed a 72 mile ultra-run a couple months prior.

As we were coming up a pretty steep section of the road I was cranking on the pedals pretty hard.  All of a sudden I heard a noise from the back wheel area that corresponded with significantly more resistance in pedaling.  Looking down I realized that the back wheel had shifted and was now rubbing against the frame, great.

Pat and Ali came back to me as we surveyed the situation.  Pat had the idea of just stepping on the wheel as the bike laid on it’s side.  Doing so seemed to pop the wheel back into alignment.  Unfortunately as soon as I tried to pedal with any considerable force the wheel would just pop back out.

Pat said he would ride the bike back to the B&B and grab another one so Ali and I could continue on.  I felt bad Pat would have to do that but he insisted he would rather do it than have me do it.

Ok so Ali and headed back out on foot.  Our pace was slow and steady as it had to be with the various hilly terrain we were covering.  Early on in the run we were in good spirits and appreciative of the wonder that we were running in Ireland.  As the miles drug on the wonder went away.

Ironically Pat rejoined us seconds after Ali and I had just expressed concern that he was ok.  Pat said he had to run the bike up the steep hills but was able to ride it for the rest of the trek.

Pat stayed on the bike as Ali and I ran along.  The weather conditions were worsening with more rain and wind.

We came to a section of back road that had a strip of grass running up the middle of it.  The road went up a long and steep hill that caused Ali to stop and walk until we reached it’s apex, it was pretty brutal.  We reached a spot that was a few miles from the house.  Pat said if we didn’t mind he was going to just go run ahead back to the house.  Riding on the crappy bike was aggravating his back.  I told him that was fine, I would get back on the bike and we would run/ride back to the B&B, by that time we should be getting closer to Ali’s mileage goal and I can just run the rest with her.  Pat let me keep his backpack to hold our stuff.

By this time Ali and I were completely soaked from the rain and chilled to the bone.  We made our way back to the B&B where I leaned the bike back on the shed as instructed.  Ali helped me tighten the backpack with straps that connected across my chest and abdomen to minimize movement.  We set back out on foot to get this damn thing done.

Unfortunately we had more mileage to do that I anticipated even after returning to the B&B, we needed somewhere around 5 miles yet.  Running with a backpack on was not exactly fun but it wasn’t quite as tough as I thought it could be although the constant noise of the water in the bottle bouncing up and down got maddening at points.

Those last few miles were in a word BRUTAL.  We were now running against a hard, wind driven rain.  I was doing my best to encourage Ali to push on, knowing she was miserable.  Finally we reached a turn around so the wind was now behind us.

I could hardly believe it when Ali asked me if I was ok with running MORE.  We already upped the distance to 19.75 miles to make up for the distance we walked up the hill.  However Ali also had a GPS snafu that resulted in her not recording about a half mile of the run.  She basically wanted to run until her watch showed a full 19 miles even though in reality we will have run more than that.  I wasn’t thrilled by the request but I certainly wasn’t going to let Ali finish the run by herself so off we went to scratch out that last half mile.

Ali’s watch clicked the last 10th of a mile just as we passed the front door of the house.  We dragged our soggy bodies inside.  We were both spent.  I probably wound up running 10+ miles which is the furthest than I have logged since the half marathon in March.  It was probably one of the most mentally challenging runs Ali or I have ever undertaken.

Doing all that running on a knee that was a stiff going in was not a good thing.  My knee was cranky the rest of the time in Ireland and was one of the reasons we scuttled the tentative plans to run a race in Cork later in the week.

After the run Ali thought it might be a good idea to use the frigid ocean as a make shift ice bath to aid in recuperation.  We hobbled down to the water and took our sneakers off.  Ali’s bare feet touched the water and that was all it took for her to call it quits, it was just too cold for her.

I decided to give it a go anyway and waded out until the freezing water was mid thigh.  Initially submerging my legs was painful, just like an ice bath is.  However after a minute or two my legs went numb and I was able to tolerate the temperature at least.  I probably stood in the water 5 or 6 minutes, that was good enough for me.

Monday after enjoying a really good dinner Pat prepared we headed back to the TP pub once again.  I wanted to at least drink one Guiness while I was in Ireland even though I don’t like the taste of it in the least.  I warmed up my palette by drinking a Heineken first, after doing so downing the Guiness wasn’t quite as difficult as I expected.  You still will never find me ordering one at a bar anytime soon.

The main reason we were at TP was so Pat and Meg could do some extensive internet research.  The two of them had decided they wanted to head up to Dublin for a day/night and they needed to find out how to do so via train.  They had lots of trouble on the Irish rail website, evidently it isn’t very user friendly at all.  They did manage to figure out there was a train leaving Tralee, about an hour away at 7:15 Tuesday morning.  Originally my dad had offered to drive them there but I volunteered my services knowing the difficulty dad had driving earlier.  I also thought dad would much prefer sleeping in then having to get up at 5 something to drive in the dark.  It was the least I could do considering the huge effort he put out to get us all to Ireland.

Patrick and Meg had written down directions to the station and were my navigators for the trip to Tralee.  The drive went fine and I got them to the station with time to spare.  I told them to have fun.

On the drive back to Ballydavid I stopped and grabbed some coffee at a convenience store.  Coffee in Ireland, at least every time I bought it comes out of a machine.  There are no coffee pots on hot plates.  Instead you grab a cup (they only ever have one size), stick it under the machine and hit your drink type (coffee, cappucino, tea)

Some of the machines actually had a built in grinder that would grind the beans right on the spot.  I found that the machines with a grinder generally produced better tasting coffee than the non-grinder variety.

I also found it fascinating how baked goods are handled in Ireland, loosely.  Most of the baked goods are delivered and displayed in open baskets, there is no individual packaging.  It just seems weird coming from the land of processed foods with infinite shelf life.  The baked goods were certainly good.  Ali and I both developed a taste for scones while we were there.

On Tuesday the group split again.  The people with kids piled in a van and went to an indoor water park and had a great time.  My dad, Teresa, Ali and I planned to drive the Ring of Kerry, a huge scenic loop, something the kids would not enjoy.

Early in the drive we stopped for coffee and scones.  As I was parking we drove by a guy in military garb standing on the sidewalk with his automatic rifle drawn.  WTF?  Once we got out we saw more military as well as two military SUV’s parked in the street, flanking an armored truck.  They were standing in front of a bank.

At first we wondered if the bank had been robbed.  From a distance Ali pulled out her camera and snapped a couple pictures.  The one beefy, angry looking soldier spotted Ali and her camera and made an angry gesture while yelling NO PICTURES!  Ali quickly put her camera down, afraid they guy might come and smash it.

After a few seconds somebody came out of the bank and into the armored truck.  The military escort jumped back in their vehicles as well and sped off.  When we got inside the restaurant dad asked the waitress what that was all about.  She said it was normal procedure for bank money pick ups in Ireland.  Evidently there has been a huge problem with the armored trucks getting hijacked, this was the solution for the problem I guess.

There was much beautiful scenery out there.  We made a few stops at designated pull offs where we saw other cars taking in particularly pretty spots.  At a couple of these spots we ran into people selling stuff or just sitting there with animals, hoping the tourists will toss a couple coins in a box if they take a picture of them.

The first example of this was a couple that had their small dog sitting on the back of a donkey just hanging out.  It was a pretty funny site.  Both the dog and the donkey seemed perfectly content to just stand/lay there.  There were a decent collection of coins in front of the young couple, it’s an odd way to make a living.

We came into a town named Waterville.  We stopped and walked up to a real old looking church with a graveyard surrounding it.  We were surprised the graves were so unkempt, most of them badly overgrown with weeds and vegetation.  Looking at the dates on some of the headstones revealed just how old some of the graves were, dating back to the late 1800’s.  Yea it is sort of morbid sightseeing in a graveyard but I found it interesting regardless.  I have always had an interest for things that are old.

We ate lunch in Waterville as well at an inexpensive hostel.  The food was surprisingly good considering the lower than normal cost.  After lunch Teresa walked down to the beach and picked up a couple souvenir rocks, she likes to collect them from various places they visit.

After lunch we stopped at another sightseeing spot higher up on a hill.  The temperature difference from Waterville was dramatic where I was able to eat lunch in just my t-shirt.  Once I stepped outside on the hill I immediately donned my sweatshirt, it was windy and freezing.

Again we ran across people that earn a living by just hanging out. The first was an old guy sitting on a wall playing the accordion.  His black dog was by his side.  Evidently this dog LOVED to play the pull game as he immediately presented his toy to dad and dared him to pull it away from him.  I played pull with the dog as well, he was very friendly.  Of course I tossed a euro or two into his bag.

The other guy was a little more on the weird side.  He laid on the ground on top of a filthy looking chaise lounge cushion in front of an old van.  He was just wearing a sleeveless undershirt, I couldn’t believe he wasn’t freezing his ass off.

Next to him in a chair were FIVE animals,  two small sheep, a goat, a dog and a cat.  It was hard to believe they would all lay on top of each other like that.

The guy had only a few teeth in his mouth but seemed pleasant enough.  Ali and Teresa said they detected the distinct smell of urine as they got closer to him, nice.

Another stop on the drive was place called the Staigue Fort.  The drive to get to it was pretty ridiculous.  The road leading to the fort was barely wide enough for one vehicle yet it was used for traffic going both ways.  When you spotted an oncoming vehicle one of the two of you HAD to find some sort of pull off area to let the other vehicle squeeze by.

Finally we made it to the fort.  It was quite large and from the information signs around it, quite old. What made the structure really interesting is there was no mortar used, just the careful stacking of thousands of rocks.  All of us took turns climbing up onto the walls and getting our pictures taken.  The exact age of the fort is unknown, they only could estimate it was created sometime post AD.

The drive out of the fort involved a minor driving incident.  As I came over a hill crest I saw another vehicle coming towards me.  I quickly steered left into a small opening.  Well the front passenger side bumped solidly into a low grassy bank that was there.  I was pissed, worried that I may have done visible damage to the car.

When we made our next stop I saw that the impact didn’t damage the bumper but it did pop the wheel well out from the fender and misaligned another piece.  Luckily later when we got home I was able to push everything back to where it belonged so the Hertz people wouldn’t notice.

Well the drive was taking longer than we expected.  It was getting late in the afternoon and we estimated we were still a solid 3 hours from home.  Ali and I were scheduled to make dinner that evening.  We decided to fast forward the rest of our journey and pretty much head straight home, just passing through a major site on the ring, Kilarney. I was fine with expediting our return, I had literally driven close to 300 miles by the time we got back and was ready to call it quits.

Todd and Damon wound up preparing the spaghetti for themselves and we made another portion for ourselves when we got back.  Ali felt bad she didn’t get to deliver a full meal to everyone as we promised.

So Wednesday we planned to go to Blarney Castle.  The trip was going to require some coordination as Pat and Meg were taking the train from Dublin to Cork where we would pick them up and then go to the castle.  The kids/parents wound up leaving an hour or so ahead of us and went straight to Blarney.  Teresa, Ali and I headed to Cork in the Peugot.

Todd had been told by a local that it only took an hour and a half to get to Cork.  We had looked up the route on my phone and it claimed a nearly 3 hour travel time.  Well the local must have had a few too many Guiness, it took a full 3 hours to get there.

Finding Pat and Meg in Cork was challenging. Driving on the wrong side of the road was weird enough on country roads, doing it in an urban environment raised the bar.

At first we thought Cork was like many of the other areas in Ireland that didn’t have any street signs. Pat later informed us that the street signs aren’t mounted on a pole, instead they are mounted on the corners of buildings.  Eventually using the Iphone GPS, text messages from Meg and a tourist map we finally picked them up after circling a bit.

After hearing from Todd that they were stuck in a long line at the castle we scuttled our earlier plans to meet up with the other group for lunch and instead we just ate in Cork.  Ironically we ate at a mexican restaurant, an odd choice I guess but I certainly didn’t care.  The food was actually quite good.

We then spent a little time walking around Cork taking in the city which was nice.  There was a lot of really impressive architecture everywhere you turned.  We had to cut the sightseeing short though since we still had not gone to Blarney Castle and we still had that lovely 3 hour drive home ahead of us as well.

Blarney Castle was pretty damn awesome.  Prior to going on the trip I never knew much about Blarney Castle.  For some reason I had it in my head that it was an intact and functional castle instead of the ruins of one and I also was sure the castle was on the coast.  Neither of those preconceptions were remotely close to true.

The grounds surrounding the castle are beautiful filled with majestic trees and luscious landscaping.  It took a little walk before the castle popped into view from behind the trees.  Wow, what an impressive structure.

Seeing something erected in the 1400’s standing in front of you is a rare opportunity.  Ali and I made the best of it, taking more photos of the castle than any other object during the trip.

We ascended the long spiral staircase that lead to the top of the castle where the Blarney Stone is located.  It was a steep climb in close quarters, people scared of small spaces would not feel very comfortable.

We emerged to the top wall and took a look down, a perspective Ali isn’t very fond of.  You got a great look at the grounds surrounding the castle from up there.  We could see the Blarney Stone spot around the corner, there were maybe 20 people in front of us.

As we got closer we realized they intentionally made it very difficult for people to get their own good shots of kissing the stone.  On the right side of the stone was the guy that guided you through the process.  On the left side was their permanent photo rig.  Trying to get a clear shot of the kiss required holding your camera out at an awkward angle and hoping to got the shot in frame, kind of lame.

So Ali went first, laying on her back and bending backwards as the old guy gripped her torso.  There are two bars you grab on to as you lean back.  The old dude kept repeating the same instructions over and over again.  “Ok, ok, lay back, grab the bars, ok kiss, backup, there ya go..”  it just sounded funny.  The thought of kissing the same spot thousands of other lips touched is a bit gross if you allow yourself to dwell upon it.  Luckily the thought just passed through my mind quickly.

After we exited the castle we took a quick spin through the poisonous garden,  a garden filled with beautiful but dangerous plants.  There was much more we could have seen but again time was our enemy, as it was we would be lucky to get home by 7pm, so we headed out.

Like I mentioned before, the original idea we had of doing the 5 mile race in Cork at 7:30pm had been abandoned due to my stiff knee and a lack of interest from Pat and Meg after a very busy day in Dublin.  In retrospect it would have been pretty damn awful running the race and then having to make that long drive back to the other coast.

I think we will cap this entry here and include the final three days and the epic return flights in their own glorious capsule.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where do I start

In order to keep this digestible, I will break the trip recap into NYC and Ireland portions.  Unfortunately that means if you want to read things chronologically you will need to start here and work your way up.

I had hoped to possibly drop an entry or two in here during the trip to break up the massive amounts of recollection I will have to do.  Unfortunately that didn’t happen and instead I am using some brief notes I made along the journey to help trigger my brain.

Our flight to NYC left EARLY, like 6:30 early so we got up at 3:45 am.  Mom had arrived the day before where we went over her checklist of items regarding home/dog maintenance.  She was asleep when we pulled out after saying goodbye to the dogs.

Our flight to NYC was on JetBlue, an airline I never flew before.  Going into the flight I had mixed feelings about the airline.  I saw that they actually don’t charge you for the first checked bag, as long as it is under 50 pounds.  However if it is over 50 pounds you get slammed with a $50 charge.  If it is over 70 pounds they nail you with an extra $100 fee.  You know before we left I spent some time on the bathroom scale holding the bags to make sure we were safely under the 50 pound mark.  Luckily we were packing light, relying on the ability to do laundry during the trip.

I was further annoyed with JetBlue when we checked in at a kiosk and saw their option for “extra room seats”  JetBlue has no first class seating but they have a bunch pf these extra room seats that they are happy to give to you for an extra $40 per person.  I had seen on their website that they also charge you for items like blankets and pillows.  All of this add on fee bullshit really soured my viewpoint of the airline before I even stepped foot on the plane.  Of course I do realize that outside of Southwest, Jetblue’s policies are actually better than most other major airlines today which is not saying much.

Once I stepped on the plane my viewpoint of the airline improved.  My ghetto, no extra room seat was just fine and had more than enough legroom for my lanky legs.  The plane also had a video screen in the back of every seat where you could watch a bunch of Directv channels or listen to XM music for free, that was a nice bonus.

The flight up to JFK was uneventful and we landed ahead of schedule, touching down before 9 am. Ali and I made a quick bathroom stop on the way to baggage claim.  We sat down and waited for our luggage to come out.  We saw there was a Dunkin Donuts in the baggage area so I decided to grab a cup of coffee to make the wait more enjoyable.

When I went up to the counter I noticed something odd next to all of the donut names, calorie counts.  I forgot that NYC passed a law that required the amount of calories in items on a shelf to be clearly displayed.  I found it quite interesting comparing the calories of the different donut varieties.  I think this is a GREAT idea and I wish it was done on a more widespread basis.  There was more than one time where my food purchase decision was influenced by the calorie count of the items I was considering, just as it was intended to do.

So after getting my coffee I returned to the bench next to Ali, starting to wonder where our luggage was, it was now taking longer than you would expect. Ali and I continued to wait and wait.  Now we were at the 45 minute mark.  Not only did we not see our luggage, I didn’t even see any familiar faces from our flight, WTF is going on?

Ali walked over to an information desk and asked if they know about any luggage issues with our flight? They did not but they directed Ali down to a baggage claim office further down the terminal.  I followed Ali to the office.  Imagine our surprise when we turned the corner into the office and saw both of our bags sitting there!  It seemed impossible that stopping to take a leak would have delayed us enough to have our bags yanked off the carousel but apparently that is what happened.  That was a first, an airline getting bags off too quickly.

Ok, so now the next step was to contact the van service we paid for to take us into Manhattan.  We went to the transportation desk with our voucher.  The woman picked up the phone and placed a call to the company and told us to wait, we would be called when the van arrives.  Well wait we did, at least another 45 minutes we waited until the van arrived.  So much for getting an early start in the city, we didn’t leave the airport until around 10:45.

Our van was a “shared ride” van.  When we stepped up to it there were already a number of people in it, 6 or 7 along with all of their luggage.  I was concerned we wouldn’t be able to jam our bags into the back of the van but the little hispanic woman driver was able to do so after doing some rearranging.  Ali and I crawled into the back of the van.  We were cramped but glad to at least be in a vehicle.

The drive into Manhattan was very lengthy, around 2 hours.  While it was interesting taking in the sights and sounds of NYC, what I found most interesting was the technique used to drive in New York traffic.  Everyone cuts everyone off, you just assume it is going to happen.  There is a lot of hard acceleration and hard braking as well.

Once we got into the downtown area a new variable was introduced into the equation, pedestrians.  I was amazed how routinely people would walk out in front of vehicles without even so much a glance, assuming the driver would stop.  Our driver never acted like it was any sort of issue, she would just jam on the brakes, wait for the person to pass and then mash the gas before anyone else had a chance to walk out in front of the van.

We also were amazed at the balls of steel people riding bikes in the middle of traffic.  They weaved in and out of cars with inches to spare without batting an eye.  It was hard to believe.  Evidently crashing wasn’t of much concern either as most riders did not even have a helmet.

Finally we arrived at our hotel.  I tipped the woman 10 bucks, not sure if that was adequate by NYC standards but with a shared ride where hopefully everyone tips I thought I was in the ballpark.

We drug our bags into the beautiful lobby of the Sheraton and got into line.  The line wasn’t too bad, only 6 or 7 people long.  When we stepped up to the desk we had a few issues.  First the guy had a hard time swiping our credit card, he couldn’t get it to take until the 3rd or 4th attempt. Then when he was programming the room key card he had similar problems.  He actually discarded the first card and only got the 2nd one to program after multiple attempts.

We jumped in the elevator for a brisk ride up to our room on the 38th floor.  We found our room and I held the card up to the door, red light.  Ah I must have it the wrong direction, I try again, and again and again, red light.  Mother f, I knew that this would require another trip down to the lobby.  Ali said she would stay with the bags by the room while I got another card.

So I head down the elevator and am not pleased to see the line has swelled in length to probably 15 people or more. There was no way I was going to stand in that line twice to address a bad card that was given to me.  I elected to go stand in the “Preferred Member” line which was much shorter, despite not being a preferred member.  After a 5 or 10 minute wait I was able to get a new card that actually worked.

Our room seemed quite nice.  One glance down from the window confirmed we were indeed 38 floors up.  It was a unique perspective that I don’t know I ever experienced in a hotel room before.

Ali and I were quite hungry by this time as it was after 1pm.  We headed back downstairs and asked a security guard for the closet good pizza place.  He directed us to a place called Ray’s right across the street.

Ray’s was still pretty busy with the late lunchtime crowd.  NYC pizza is world famous so Ali and I were eager to give it a try as we are both certified pizza lovers.  I opted for two slices of mushroom and sausage pizza while Ali got a vegetarian variety.  We sat up on a small elevated dining area where you could look down at the pizza being made.

The pizza was very good indeed, made even better by our extreme hunger.  We knocked down the slices and were ready to embark on our foot tour of New York City.  We utilized both low tech and high tech to make our way around using both a tourist map I grabbed from the hotel lobby and the GPS functionality of our Iphones.

First we headed down towards the Times Square area.  It was odd being in the pedestrian side of things now.  The volume of human beings on the sidewalk was incredible.  Unlike the crowds that walked defiantly in front of oncoming vehicles, Ali and I clearly stood out as tourists as we would actually quickly jog across streets to avoid becoming roadkill.

On our walk we saw the famous Naked Cowboy playing guitar and singing songs in his underwear.  Despite my prodding, Ali declined to have her picture taken with him.

Times Square was visually impressive bringing back similar feelings as when we saw the glitz and glitter of Vegas for the first time.  The huge side of building video screens were pretty awesome to take in first hand.  It was a bit surreal being in the middle of an area that you only knew from Dick Clark New Year’s Eve broadcast.

We continued our walk, our next objective was to find a Crumb’s bakery, one of Ali’s must see’s.  Crumbs is famous for their decadent baked goods, specifically cupcakes.  A quick search on the Iphone showed three Crumb’s pushpins on the map all relatively close.  We walked around looking for the closest pin for awhile but couldn’t quite seem to locate it.  The high buildings in Manhattan were making the GPS a little less accurate than normal.  Our little blue “this is you” dot would jump around even as we were standing still.

Getting frustrated we asked a couple policeman where the Crumbs was.  They said it was down the street, hidden back under the scaffolding that covered the sidewalk.  Speaking of scaffolding, Ali and I were amazed how much scaffolding there was over sidewalks in NYC, even in spots where there was no apparent construction going on.  I am not sure if it just a way to provide cover for pedestrians or just somebody didn’t feel like taking it back down.

The Crumbs store was very small with barely enough room for a few customers.  Ali got a glimpse of their cupcake display and was in love.  The cupcakes were works of art.  Of course I appreciated the cupcakes but also found myself examining the calorie counts, wow you can jam a lot of calories into a single cupcake.

Ali and I each got a cupcake and headed over to nearby Bryant Park to sit down and eat them.  We found a couple chairs sitting out in the middle of the park and sat down among tons of other people enjoying the day.  It seemed odd to be sitting in a park in the middle of the endless walls of skyscrapers but in a good way.

We both enjoyed our cupcakes as we sat out in the sun.  After polishing them off we walked around the park.  I was surprised by some of the stuff we saw.  One such thing was a large carousel with a long line to ride it.  Another were the various outdoor activities on the outside edge of the park.

The first thing to catch my eye were two guys playing speed chess.  They were making moves nearly instantly, it was fascinating to watch.  We witnessed a mini-argument when the guy in the foreground took his hand off a piece for a moment and his opponent cried foul.

I also found the outdoor ping pong tables which was very cool with their metal “nets”.  I would have liked to get on a table and play a bit but there was a line to do so.  Ali and I enjoyed just sitting there and watching others play for a little while.

Finally as we left we saw a game that resembled Italian bocce ball.  The one guy was a serious player as he carried a rag in his back pocket that he used to clean his balls before every throw.

So we continued our walk around town.  I saw an interesting sign on a corner, “$300 fine for honking horn in this area”.  New York used to have a bunch of problems, excessive noise was one of them.  Evidently this was one way they addressed it, socking impatient drivers with a big fine.  I was surprised by the sign but like the posted calorie count thing, I kind of liked the idea behind it.

Ali and I passed by the building where Howard does his radio show in Sirius headquarters.  Ali and I went inside, hoping to at least get access to the Sirius lobby.  We were told there was no public access to their offices which I found odd, too bad.

Ali and I made our way over to Rockefeller Plaza.  We saw the area that they turn into an ice rink in the winter.  During the summer the same area is used as an outdoor restaurant.  We also saw the Today show studio from the outside and went into the NBC store.

While walking in the NBC store we saw a sign about taking the studio tour.  We took the Paramount studio tour when we were out in California and we really enjoyed it so we thought we would look into taking the NBC version of a tour.  The tour for the rest of the day was booked solid but they said we could book a spot for 8:30 Friday morning.  After a brief discussion Ali and I decided we would get the tickets.  We did a combo deal which also included a ride to the top of Rockefeller Tower.

We wanted to go for a run in Central Park so we headed back to the room.  On the way back we talked about how it was cool to have the studio tour to look forward to the next day.  Once we got to the room we changed into running duds and headed north, the entrance to the park was only a few blocks away.

Once we got in the park we found a wall and did some stretching to loosen up.  As we were doing so some guy with a strong accent came up and asked if he could interview us.  It was very hard to understand him.

He started asking us odd questions about NYC which made little sense.  I immediately had my “scam alert” antenna go up.  I pretty much ignored the guy and continued to stretch as Ali tried to answer the questions.  Evidently whatever the guy was looking for he didn’t get from our answers and he bailed after a minute or two.

So after we finished stretching we started our run, not knowing exactly where we were going.  The park was a very busy place, evidently New Yorkers really appreciate having such a huge green space in the middle of the apex of urban living.  There was activity everywhere.

Ali and I ran a loop and found ourselves back where we started in less than 2 miles.  I knew Central park was much bigger than that.  Ali mentioned she saw a sign that pointed in a different direction for runners so we took that turn the 2nd time around.  We were now on the outer BIG loop that more or less circles the park.

As we ran we saw a ton of interesting things, some of which required me to stop and snap a few pictures.  One of those things was a water fountain that had levels for both human and canine water consumption.  We of course found this very cool.

We ran past some sort of outdoor concert that was getting ready to start and we were treated to an impromptu solo concert.  The performance was from a wirey looking black man on top of a hill looking out over the road.  He was standing there with a beat up old boombox on his shoulder that had the speakers attached with white tape.  He was dancing while singing to the Michael Jackson song that was playing.  The funny thing was he wasn’t singing the words to the actual song.

The run incorporated an element that we aren’t that used to as Florida runners, substantial hills.  There are parts of the park that had steep and long hills that were pretty taxing.  As we returned to the south end of the park there was significantly more people as it was now after 5 pm. At certain points it was challenging finding a clear trajectory to run through. Originally we had talked about running 5 or 6 miles in the park.  By the time we were done we had logged close to eight.

When you add that on top of the mileage we put in walking the sidewalks you have a lot of energy expenditure.  I had joked to Ali that we needed to burn off those cupcakes from earlier.  I think we more than did so.

Ali and I walked back to the hotel and took showers before getting ready to go out to dinner.  Originally we had talked about finding someplace fancy to eat. However by the time dinner time came about we were both quite content to find something close and quaint.

We wound up eating outdoors at a place called Lindy’s.  Ali and I both enjoyed our meals which were wrapped up with a small pieces of Lindy’s famous cheesecake.  It was quite pleasant outside.  Eating a few feet off the busy sidewalk and street offered plenty of visual entertainment.

After dinner we were both very tired but we wanted to see a bit more of the city so we walked around a bit with no particular destination in mind.  We passed by a small place that we pegged as where we would eat breakfast the next morning.  Other than that we just walked around and enjoyed being in NYC, something that I would not have anticipated doing as much as I had.

On Friday morning we got up early and had our breakfast at Metro cafe.  After doing so we headed back to our room to pack up and check out.  The van for the airport was supposed to pick us up at 1:30 and checkout for the hotel was noon.  We knew getting back by noon was not likely.

I checked out and asked where we could store our bags.  The person chuckled as the pointed to the “Bag Check” sign down the hall.  I found the bag check area funny.

The hotel lobby is extravagant with marble everywhere and not a thing out of place.  When you get to the bag check area you are faced with a dungy room that looks like it never received any of the upgrades over the years that the rest of the hotel received.   The floor looks like dirty 1960’s vinyl tiles and the drop ceiling is stained and drooping.  The bags themselves are stored on beat up metal shelves that looked like they got pulled out of a subway.

To compound matters the bag check was manned by some grumpy guy that seemed annoyed to have to deal with us.  He informed us there was a $3.25 charge per bag, meaning we would be dropping close to 20 bucks. Oh well.

So we walked back to Rockefeller Center.  There was now a big crowd outside the Today Show.  Evidently they we going to be doing one of their outdoor mini-concerts that day.  Ali and I walked in front of the Today Show window a few times on the off chance we would get on tv, I don’t think we did.

As we were standing near the crowd we were approached by a normal looking guy in a baseball hat.  He said he was working for a tv show as he handed us two NYC baseball hats and said “here you go, these are yours”.   Of course my warning siren went off but the guy was very pleasant so we let him continue.  He saw my Naples Triathletes shirt I was wearing and he immediately struck up a conversation about tri’s as he said he did them as well, even showing us a picture of his road bike.  We engaged him in conversation, he was very personable but I knew there was a punchline coming.

Finally he says that he comes out there with some buddies of his every week with these hats and gives them away for donations to some charity.  Surprise, surprise, it had nothing to do with a tv show at all.  Despite knowing I was just worked, I liked the guy and was ok throwing him 20 bucks for the two hats.  Oh well, we now had our NYC souvenir I guess.

Well shortly before 8:30 when our tour was supposed to start I felt like I had to take a leak.  They posted there were no bathroom facilities available on the tour so I knew I better go relieve myself.  Unfortunately the closest bathroom was down in the basement of Rockefeller Center.  Ali and I quick stepped it down to the bathrooms and back just as the tour was getting ready to start.  We were the last ones to arrive in our group.

Unlike the Paramount tour where they welcomed you to take pictures, the NBC tour was much more restrictive.  No recording device of any sort was allowed and in fact they made everyone turn their phones off.

The tour stopped first at the NBC News studios.  We actually got to stand in the studio where Brian Williams broadcasts the news every weeknight.  It was interesting getting a behind the scenes look of how the studio works.  Being in IT I was impressed by the huge, stuffed cable ladders that ran along the ceiling.  I can’t even imagine the amount of tech that goes into that place.

Next up we went to the studio where Dr Oz tapes his show.  This is also the same set that used to be used for the David Letterman show and later the Conan O’Brien show.

The final stop was the set of Saturday Night Live.  It was interesting hearing the description of how a show is laid out.  The tour guide said the odds of getting a ticket to be in the live audience are pretty remote and is handled via lottery system.

At the end of the tour we went into a small recording studio where two little girls were able to play the roles of anchorwoman and weather girl complete with green screens, teleprompters and video feeds.  It was cute watching them struggle with their lines.

That was the end of the tour, it was a bit brief for my liking and the fact that you weren’t able to take any pictures was a bit of a bummer.  However both Ali and I thought it was worth the $20 admission price.

Next up was our trip to the top of the rock, Rockefeller Center.  Like I mentioned we bought a combo ticket.  It was a bit annoying the way they handled entry into the tour.  When I paid for the ticket the day before they handed me a voucher for the top of the rock.  Well you can’t actually get in with the voucher.  Instead you have to wait in another line to hand in the voucher so they give you a ticket which seemed sort of dumb to me.

After a wait in lines for both a ticket and the elevator that takes you to the top of the building we were on our way.  The views from the roof are pretty amazing, an unobstructed 360 degrees of the city.

Ali and I took our time walking around the roof, spotting various famous landmarks as we did.  Seeing New York from that high perspective really allows you to fully appreciate the wonder of it all.  It’s just so much stuff crammed into such a relatively small space it really does blow your mind.  When I thought about all the effort that went into the construction of everything that was laid out in front of me it seemed borderline impossible to do, but there it was.

We cut short our time up top a little bit because I had one more place I wanted to see before we had to head back to the hotel, Tompkins Square Park.  Tompkins Square Park is the home of the Bar-barians, the body weight/bar exercise masters whose message forum I am a regular participant in and is the sponsor of the monthly contests that you see me posting so many videos about.

There was one issue, the park was pretty far away from where we were.  Looking at our watch which was creeping into the late morning time period, we knew that walking to and from the park would take too long.  We decided to take our chance on the NYC subway.

Both Ali and I were intimidated by the prospect of taking the subway.  We knew nothing about it, where it went, what it cost, or if it really was as dangerous as some people describe.  There was a subway terminal right under Rockefeller Center so we used it as our launching pad.

The first thing we had to figure out was how do you pay for a subway ride. There were no cashiers handing out tickets, only ATM style machines near the gate.  We went to a machine and bought a card housing $20 worth of credit, hoping that was enough to get us to TSP and back.  I was quite surprised when I saw it only cost Ali and I something like $2.25 to enter the turnstile which gave you unlimited access to all of the subway to whatever destination you preferred.  Wow, pretty sweet.

The subway itself was not visually impressive.  It was ancient looking and filthy.  The layers of black dust clung to almost every surface you looked at.

We went down to one of the ramps and had to now figure out which train we needed to board.  The information board we looked at seemed pretty confusing to two subway nubs like Ali and myself.  Luckily there was a nice guy standing near us that was able to tell us which train to get on to meet up with the L train which heads east into Brooklyn.

Once we hopped on the train we soon became much more at ease.  The stops along the route are clearly marked and easy to follow.  We were able to get to the station near TSP quickly, cheaply and without fuss besides heading down the wrong ramp a couple times.  Both Ali and I agreed that we wished we hadn’t been tentative about using the subway prior to this.  It is a great way to get around the city without spending a ton for a taxi or dealing with the human logjam on the sidewalks.

The area Tompkins Square Park is located is a much more residential area with a lot of small shops and businesses.  It was cool seeing a different type of New York landscape.  The park was a short 2 or 3 block walk from the subway.

The park was very nice just like all of the NYC parks we had visited so far.  I was surprised to see a baseball game taking place on a concrete “field” as we entered.  It took a bit of wandering around until we found the bar area where I have watched countless exercise videos take place.

As I approached I couldn’t believe my good fortune, Al Kavadlo was standing there.  I know Al via the Bar-barian forums.  He also runs his own web site that deals with health and fitness.  Not only is he very accomplished with bodyweight exercises, he has a great energy and attitude that I just love.

I walked up and introduced myself but he already knew who I was as well from my myriad of posts and videos on the forums.  Despite my general lack of being able to jump into conversations with most people I didn’t have any issue chatting up a storm with Al since we had a common interest.

He said he just got done with his workout but he would be happy to stick around for awhile.

I mentioned to him I was thinking about shooting an attempt for this month’s Bar-barian challenge since I was in the holy land of pull ups.  Al thought that was a great idea and told me to hop on the bar.  It felt weird grabbing onto the same bar that I have seen people do amazing things on time and again.

The bar was a thicker diameter than I expected, much thicker than what I have at home.  I was hoping to bust out a 20 rep effort but my grip failed halfway into the 20th rep. Ali recorded the attempt for me.

Al was also aware of my struggles getting my first muscle up and encouraged me to try again.  After he hopped on the bar and knocked out 5 or 6 of them I gave it a go and didn’t get real close.  Al immediately noticed that my body was way too close to the bar which prevents me from being able to pull to and over it.  He had me try a few things to work on getting the feel of how it should go.  I got real close on a couple attempts but couldn’t quite get on top of the bar.

Al even got Ali involved, having her do some slow negatives on a lower bar to demonstrate how she can start there and eventually work her way to full blown pull ups.  I was bummed that time was tight and we had to get going.  I told Al how much I appreciated his time. I can’t tell you how thrilled I was to run into Al, I must have expressed it to Ali a dozen times later.  Here is a video of Ali and my session with the great Al Kavadlo.

On the subway ride back we ran into a couple snafus not realizing that to go certain directions you may need to get on an entrance on one side of the street versus the other.  At one point Ali swiped her ticket and walked through the turnstile before I paused and told her to come back through, realizing the train was going towards Brooklyn instead of back towards Manhattan.

When we got back to the hotel we only had maybe a half hour until our designated 1:30 pick up time.  We decided to hit up Ray’s for a second time for a quick lunch, it was a nice way to end up our whirlwind tour.  I fully expected the van driver to be late for the pickup.  I based this on the mess we witnessed on the way in.  I was amazed when he pulled up right on time, wow.

Unfortunately I was less impressed when I saw the attitude of the driver.  He seemed grumpy and annoyed and did nothing to interact with us or the other passengers on the van.  Again the drive was pretty maddening, weaving in out of traffic in the city and then getting stuck in logjams when we hit the surrounding highways.

As the ride went on the guy did actually talk to Ali and I a little bit.  Prior to this Ali and I had mumbled that this guy would only be pocketing a 5 spot since he was so grumpy.  But the brief conversation and the baby picture I spotted in his wallet softened my stance and I gave him a $10 bill when we got dropped off at the terminal.

Once we got into the terminal we found our way to the Aer Lingus terminal.  Check in was not bad.  I got a call from Torrin as we were in the security line saying that they were already by the departure gate eating at a nearby restaurant.  Todd, Caroline, Dad, Teresa, Meg and Pat were all carpooling together and were just arriving at the airport by last report.

We joined Torrin, Damon and the kids while they ate.  It had been awhile since we saw the crew, two western road trips ago I believe. As we finished up the rest of the bunch showed up.  Todd was walking and talking on his cell phone. We had our first issue of the trip, he left his wallet in the car.

Todd was on the phone with someone in the garage that was going to verify if the wallet was in the car.  He later found out it was.  The plan was for Todd to meet the guy outside the airport, grab the wallet and come back.  Unfortunately that meant getting rescreened on the way back in.  Initially we were worried he wouldn’t have time to do so but he got back to the gate with a few extra minutes to spare, crisis averted.

After our whirlwind but very enjoyable start to our trip Ali and I didn’t know what to expect when we hit the meat and potatoes of the journey, a visit to Ireland.  But that will be the rest of the story….

 

 

 

 

No manual required, ripped off, chilly

Yesterday I got to witness some more gym follies, courtesy of some dopey guy that didn’t know how to use the tricep extension machine.  Each machine at the gym has instructions attached to it in plain view.

The unhappy looking girl to the left is demonstrating how to use the machine properly. Well now imagine a guy seated in the machine with his arms straight and fully extended holding onto the handles.  He was then keeping his arms straight as he raised the handles up and down with the lightest weight the machine had.  I am not quite sure what body part that would work the hardest but it certainly isn’t the triceps.

I ALMOST walked over to let him know he wasn’t even close to doing the movement correctly but I decided to stick to my long time gym edict. “Never offer help/tips at the gym unless the person asks for it or if what they are doing is so stupid it puts either themselves or others in physical danger”

So today I planned to book the bus shuttle I found several months ago from JFK to downtown Manhattan.  I was thrilled when I found I could do so for only $22 per person round trip.  Well after today, I am not so thrilled.

So first I tried to book our arrangements via their website.  During the process I realized that this was not personalized service, they would drop you off at one of three bus terminals. The closest to our hotel was the Port Authority which was .6 miles from the hotel.  Lugging our bags that far would be a pain in the ass but doable.

Well when I tried to book the return trip from the Port Authority to the airport the web site kept saying “no transportation available.”  Ok, well I guess I will just call them.  On the phone there was no problem booking a reservation, until I happened to ask to confirm the price was the same as the web site.  The price was not the same, in fact it was more than double what the web site quotes.

In amazement I asked the woman why in the world would it cost that much more to book on the phone the same travel arrangements? She mumbled something about the web site being a “special rate”.  Uh huh, sure, a special rate that you can’t actually get.  I asked the woman to cancel the reservation and I would make other arrangements.

So I call Ali and tell her about the bullshit.  She said she wouldn’t have liked having to walk that far with our luggage anyway.  She suggested I call the hotel and find out their recommendations.  Fair enough, so I called.

I get transferred to their transportation desk.  The guy I talked to recommended a web site to me where I could make reservations for a shared van that would pick us up and take us right to and from the hotel. Ok sounds cool.

I was less than thrilled when I got on the site and saw the price for Ali and I to book the arrangements would be a little over $100, so much for a good deal.  Oh well I called Ali back and told her we could get dropped off right at the hotel but it was going to be expensive.  She said it was no big deal and to book it, so I did.

About 5 minutes after committing to the non-refundable reservation I decided to do some more digging around and found the direct web site for the service we were supposed to be using.  I swallowed hard when I punched in the info to get a rate quote and saw a number about half of what I just committed to.  ARGH, that pisses me off!

Evidently the transport guy directed me to a middleman site where they add another layer of profit taking on top of the rate.  Well this certainly has put my antenna up to be on the prowl for similar additional bullshit during our trip up to NYC.  I hate when I get duped like this.  It reminds me of the bullshit we went through with Travelocity during the trip last year where we wound up paying a much higher room rate booking through them then if we called the hotel directly.

Wow it looks like sweatshirts and jeans will be the outfits of choice in Ireland, their “summer” temps would be considered chilly for a Naples winter day. Look here.

Unexpected double header, unexpected power loss, paying off

So again this week Ali asked me last minute about running with her after work.  I was feeling a bit sore and stiff from my 10K the day before but I never want to be an obstacle when it comes to Ali’s training so I said I would run with her.

Ali came home with a fresh haircut and color, I liked both which doesn’t happen all that much. It’s a cute cut.

So even though it was overcast and drizzling we headed over to the track to do the run.  This is the same track where Ali embarked on her running hobby many years ago.  It is funny to think of where she started and compare it to today where Ali is training to run 26 miles, what a journey.

So Ali said her training plan called for her to run a hard 4 miles with a pace somewhere around 8:45 which is fast for her and no walk in the park for me.  After a half mile of warm up jogging we started.

I was the “coach” monitoring our pace and calling out the 1/4 mile splits which were surprisingly below the goal pace.  I was surprised Ali was keeping up with me but she said she felt good so we continued on.  We finished up the 4 miles in about 33 and a half minutes which worked out to a very speedy 8:20 pace.  I told Ali that if I was being honest, I didn’t think she had a shot of hanging with me at that pace for that long but she did.  I congratulated her. I am pretty sure that was the fastest 4 miles she has ever ran.

I surprised myself a little bit being able to put in a decent run after doing a hard brick the day before.  There was a time that I would absolutely not EVER consider running on consecutive days.  I think the combination of my elevated fitness level and deflated body weight has helped me in that department.  There were times in the last 5 years where I was walking around 20-25 pounds heavier than I am today.

Last night I was watching  an episode of Wipeout on Hulu when the house went dead.  It was raining outside but there was no thunder or lightning to speak of to cause an outage.  Well the power didn’t come back on so we had to make some arrangements.

After bumping into several things I managed to grab a flashlight.  Then Ali and I both set our Iphone alarms in the event that the power did not come back on.  Finally since I was without the normal background noise of our air cleaner I loaded my white noise app on my phone so I could fall asleep.  I have a very hard time falling asleep if there is dead silence. I woke up at 3:30am from the light of the tv, indicating power had been restored.

Man our upgrades from the past year are really paying some dividends when it comes to our energy use.  The combination of new AC equipment, painting the house with a ceramic coating that reflects heat and replacing the water equipment with more efficient and less power hungry alternatives resulted in an electric bill that was less than $200.

For comparison sake, in the prior decade of living here in the brutal heart of summer it was quite common to get electric bills that were in the low $300’s. That is a huge difference.  It makes both Ali and I appreciate the upgrades more, despite the dent they put in our wallet.

A former classmate and FB friend of mine whom I seem to be politically in step with posted this article from the NY Times about what exactly has gone wrong with Obama since he has taken office.  I think it is very much on point.  Yea it’s a lengthy read but worth the time.

In his efforts to appease he has instead alienated the group of people that were ready for him to rip out the foundation of corruption and catering to the rich that started the downward spiral over a decade ago.  None of that has really happened. If anything the rich have managed to use their fortune to buy even more influence and use it to manipulate weak minds everywhere while at the same time crippling Obama’s ability to do much else but meet their demands.

This may be the last entry you see for quite awhile.  Perhaps I can drop in a few while overseas as long as it isn’t too bandwidth hungry.  I will be monitoring my data plan usage in Ireland like a hawk.

 

Just slip me some cash, Captain America, complainer versus the coach, Sirius sucks AGAIN

Saturday Ali and I had a lighter than normal chore load.  I was putting off some of the cleaning as well as mowing the grass until Wednesday, the day before we leave so the house is in good shape when mom comes over. (I am only working Mon/Tues this week)  Even with the lighter load we kept busy for the majority of the day, there is never a shortage of things to do, ever.

Saturday afternoon had a brief visit from Randall on his way to a week long vacation in St. Pete.  He cleared out my surplus electronic equipment, picking up two Tivo’s, my repaired 360 and my spare Kinect.  I talked to him a bit but then he mentioned his mom was out in the car waiting which I didn’t realize.  His Explorer was packed to the brim.  Somehow he managed to squeeze the extra equipment in there.  For his part he delivered season 5 of Dexter which I won’t dig into until we get back.  It will give me something to look forward to.

We had plans to do our second dinner/movie combo in as many weeks Saturday night, this time to go see Captain America.  We left early because we had a couple stops.

First we went to Sports Authority.  Ali wanted to go to Sports Authority to try on a couple pair of sneakers.   I have not counted recently but I would estimate she has close to 15 pairs of sneakers. Admittedly, when you are doing a lot of distance running you are going to go through sneakers on a regular schedule but I can assure you, she is ahead of that schedule. 🙂

Anyway, since she has started in with these VERY long training runs, she has been having heel pain.  She has been searching for something make the pain stop.  I made a couple suggestions to her neither of which she liked to hear probably because they were coming from me.

I too have had battles with heel pain, a symptom of planar fascititis, a very common overuse injury for runners.  I would say running 17 miles would be classified as overuse.  I have gotten some relief from heel pain by regularly using a tennis ball and rolling it about on my arch/heel as I am at my desk.  The other prescription is rest which isn’t going to be happening anytime soon for her since the marathon is in October.

Well for some reason rolling a tennis ball on your foot was not received as much of a solution.  Ali really is into buying stuff to support her hobby.  Simple/inexpensive solutions don’t seem to normally be real appealing to her, especially if I am the one to suggest it.

So Ali tried on these two pairs of sneakers while a Sports Authority employee was up her ass.  She was trying to be helpful I guess but she clearly crossed the line over into annoying territory.  Ali said she didn’t feel any major difference in cushioning from the sneakers she already has.  I don’t think anyone runs their first marathon without physical issues as their body becomes acclimated to running for that long.

Our other non-dinner stop involved Ali’s bike conundrum.  Since Ali had her scary bike crash she has been extremely gun shy about training on her tri bike.  Myself and others have encouraged her repeatedly to just get out on the bike and ride.  Unfortunately fear has kept Ali from moving on.

It’s gotten to the point where Ali is actually considering other bike options like maybe opting for a better road bike like I suggested way back early in the bike upgrade discussion.  Of course with all of the discourse that lead up to the tri bike purchase you can imagine my initial reaction when she first mentioned this.  However since then, I have at least been open to the idea, if she is able to trade down without any more cash exchanging hands.

Well Saturday she floated a concept I was NOT agreeable to, buying another bike in addition to the two she already has.  I told her there was no reason to have three bikes, if she bought another bike then one needs to go.  Ali hates when I try to reel her in from plans like this.   She views it as me being not supportive when actually all I am doing is trying to be the voice of reason.

So anyway, we stopped at the Trek store and got some education on their product line.  The guy we spoke to was very knowledgeable and did a nice job of explaining pros and cons of various options.  Ali plans to talk to the owner at the place she bought the bike from to talk about options.  I told her I feel they are partly to blame in this situation since they pushed her hard in the direction of a tri bike despite knowing her riding experience was on the slim side.

For dinner we decided to go to Mel’s Diner in Bonita.  We haven’t been to Mel’s for years and we never had been to the Bonita location. Mel’s is a cool place with a 50’s diner kind of feel.  With us walking in around 5 we were surrounded by almost exclusively old people as expected.

For dinner I opted for “Mel’s Famous Fish Sandwich”, figuring if it is famous it has to be good.  Well out comes this MASSIVE fried filet on a roll that was about half as big as the fish.  Eating the sandwich involved me gnawing off the area that was hanging outside the bread before normal sandwich protocol could be observed.  It didn’t taste bad although eating something that large that was fried did not feel so hot.

By the time we finished up we were starting to get pressed for time so we asked our waiter for our check.  He said he would be back with it.  He did return but he didn’t have a check, instead we got plunged into an awkward exchange.  He asked us what we ordered again and scribbled it down.  Then he said something about if we just paid cash it would be easier.  Huh?

He looked disappointed when we told him we were paying with a credit card.    He said he would be back again.  While he was gone for a considerable time both Ali and I scratched our heads.  Where did or order go?  Why did he want us to pay cash, so he could pocket the money?

So he comes back again, still with no official bill in hand but says he can take my credit card.  Although this seemed even weirder, I handed it to him, we had to get going.  Finally he comes back with the real bill and credit card receipt.  Both Ali and I said we would need to watch the CC statement for anything weird.  The whole transaction seemed shady.

We got to the movie theater with about 5 minutes to spare.  I didn’t make the same mistake as the week before, opting to just get a bottle of water for the movie instead of piling on empty and unneeded calories with overpriced, huge boxes of candy.

I was looking forward to Captain America and for the most part it delivered.  The digital manipulation they did to make Steve Rogers a scrawny runt in the beginning is pretty impressive.  Despite a few silly moments both Ali and I found the film good and made us look forward to Avengers which comes out next summer.  There were less than 10 people in the theater that knew to stay till the very end of the credits to see bonus material.  I meant WTF all the Marvel Avenger stuff has had this bonus material (Ironman, Thor), by this time they should know better, nubs.  We got a full Avengers preview as a reward, it looks great.

Sunday morning Ali and I had separate training plans. Ali was running 10 miles with Michelle.  I planned to run the big 10K loop that surrounds the water park.  Ali was starting her run early, at 6:30 and said she would meet me at the park afterward.

When I pulled into the park,  I was taken back by the huge line of cars that were lined up in the right hand lane.  Evidently a local radio station was running some sort of a promo where they were giving stuff away.  Apparently some of the stuff was decent, I heard some people had been waiting since 3AM.

So I headed out on my run.  I had a goal of running the 10K at a good pace, not sure what that would translate to time wise.  I was utilizing my GPS to make sure my pace stayed in the upper 8 minute mile range.  Well about a mile or mile and a half into the run my Garmin started beeping almost constantly.  I glanced down and saw a message indicating the internal memory was full and I needed to clear space.

Well I certainly couldn’t listen to this constant beeping for another 5 miles or so,  I stopped the timer and went through the menus to clear history.  I chose the option to clear all but the last 3 months and confirmed I was ok with doing it.

Well my watch just sat on the confirmation screen.  Ok, well I guess it might take a few seconds to actually clear so I waited around a minute for the timing screen to come back.  Well it didn’t come back.  After 2 or 3 minutes I said F it, and took off, no longer on the clock.  It annoyed me since I had intentions of pushing PR pace.  I figured I would start the timer in a few minutes when the screen finally cleared.  It never did.  In fact it took at least an hour till the watch once again became functional.  It would be swell if Garmin gave that info before you agree to clear the history on a full watch.

So despite being off the clock I tried to keep what felt like a strong pace.  The heat and humidity was starting to get to me.  Despite my breathing never approaching labored status I was just feeling very uncomfortable, my legs were tired and the heat was just plain annoying.

This route really f’s with my head.  The fact that it broke me so badly a couple months ago where I stopped multiple times compounds the issue. Once you stop, stopping in the future becomes easier.  I found myself right on the verge of stopping several times.  The internal dialogue is an argument of sorts.

There is that urge to just stop, noone will know but yourself.  It’s hot, it’s miserable, why are you running?  Then the dominant task master comes in.  He points out that I already stood around for a couple minutes f’ing around with the GPS.  Stopping again would basically invalidate the entire run.  Stop whining and just complete the run, you know you can.

The taskmaster won out and I kept running although my pace definitely declined as I approached the finish.  Of course I have no idea how much since my Garmin was still clearing times.  By the time I reentered the water park I was pretty damn spent.  My shorts were so wet looked like they just came out of the wash.  I found a fire ant free spot of grass and laid down on it for a minute.

I also had to take a leak pretty badly.  Unfortunately all the radio freebie junkies were still lined up so standing by a bush was not an option, too many eyes.  Instead I walked over to the gym and used the bathroom there.  By the time I walked back to the truck and was getting ready to go out on the bike Ali pulled up.

She told me about her 10 mile run which sounded miserable like mine was.  I asked her if she wanted to ride with me but instead she opted to ride around the park with Christy.  I headed out on a slightly shorter than normal ride alone.  I shortened it because first I didn’t have the GPS which was still clearing old times and second I was f’ing tired from the run.  Even though I had no ambition of pushing it, I felt like I kept a pretty decent pace aided by a lack of major wind in either direction.

After the bike we headed inside where I swam 1200 meters, the first 800 of which I did in one shot.  It was a pretty exhausting brick.

Christy came in and swam with us as well and she also joined us for lunch which was a nice treat.  I opted to skip my normal french fries that I have with the pizza, still feeling a bit gross from the big hunk of fried fish the night before. After eating we took a couple leisurely laps around the lazy river before heading out.

On the way home I grabbed a large iced coffee to help me keep going when we got home.  Ali took a shower and took an almost all afternoon long nap since all the housework was basically done.  I intended to just stay awake and play some WoW.  Well once the coffee wore off I bonked hard, I felt like I HAD to lay down.

I went into the spare bedroom and laid down for about an hour.  I was unable to actually fall asleep though, just laying there with my eyes closed.  It was better than nothing.

Sunday night when Ali was reconciling the credit card statement she noticed a charge from Sirius.  I had just asked her a few days ago if she saw any charges from Sirius since I noticed that the satellite radio that was supposed to be disabled in the Camry was still functional.

Back in April I called Sirius and told them to not renew the subscription when it expired at the end of June.  I followed that up with another call when I received a letter from Sirius, that they told me to disregard, that indicated that 2nd radio was scheduled to be renewed.  They said not to worry, the radio would be cancelled.  Well guess what, it wasn’t.

Now if this was another company other than Sirius or maybe RCI I might be mildly surprised.  However Sirius has done such a fine job of building up a rock solid reputation of customer disservice I was not at all shocked that they did not do as they promised.  It did not prevent me from getting angry though.

Today I called them up and revealed their latest escapade in incompetence.  The woman apologized for the mistake as she confirmed she saw the notes that the radio was indeed supposed to be cancelled.  She asked me if perhaps I reconsidered and would like to keep the 2nd radio active for the super deal of half off the normal rate.  I assured her I was quite interested in cancelling the service without getting into all of the gory details of my years of Sirius complaints.

She cancelled the radio and assured me the credit should show up on my card within 7-10 business days.  Crossing my fingers.

 

 

 

 

Repaired, prep, 7

So my replacement inside door handle for the Tacoma showed up yesterday.  I mentioned how surprised I was that I found the part so easily and inexpensively, only $12 including shipping.  The replacement handle is not a perfect color match for the old handle but I supposed 12 years in the Florida sun has bleached the color of any interior plastic.

Replacing the handle was pretty easy involving only one screw and some manipulation of the actuator rod.  In total the job took maybe 5 minutes. It will be nice to not have to McGyver myself out of the truck any longer.

This weekend we will be getting all of our ducks lined up for our upcoming NYC/Ireland adventure.  Randall might be stopping by briefly on Saturday afternoon on his way to St. Pete.  I am hoping we will be doing a bartering deal where he loans me season 5 of Dexter and I give him two Tivos and my spare Xbox 360.  Yea it sounds like he is making out on the swap, oh well.

Certain house chores like cleaning and mowing the grass will be put off until later next week so things are in good shape while mom is tending the homestead.

Happy birthday to my niece, Caroline who turns 7 this weekend.  It’s pretty hard to imagine she has been around seven years already.  The time warp is only accelerating.

 

MHC comes to their senses, Retro flaws, Camaro closer?, roaming

So yesterday as promised I filed a claim with American Express regarding the transaction with the Manhattan Club.  I was able to do the entire process online which is nice.  I was quite surprised when late morning the phone rang and it was Maritza from the Manhattan Club.

She called to tell me that they were crediting the full amount of the reservation.  I was very pleasantly surprised and told her I appreciated her efforts in getting the charges credited.

I then had to go remove my “manhattan club sucks” post tags from yesterdays entry to keep that phrase from skyrocketing up Google search results for the place.  I then contacted American Express to tell them that the hotel agreed to credit my card so I could drop the dispute.  They said the credit has not posted yet so the best thing to do was just leave the dispute open.  It will automatically close as soon as the credit is posted anyway. It felt nice getting a win where someone that was less motivated to fight would have been stuck with 4 bills out of their pocket for absolutely nothing.

Although I am generally happy with my gym, Retro Fitness, there are a few things that do bother me.

The place is not cleaned as regularly or as thoroughly as it should be.  Quite often there are dust bunnies roaming around under some machines.  Since I spend a lot of time there on my hands doing body weight exercises, I get a real sense of just how dirty the black floor is. It takes no extra money to have employees go around and clean areas of the gym throughout the day.

There are some simple repairs that need to be done that seem to linger on forever like reattaching cleaning solution holders to walls. Oh and bathrooms have no appreciable hot water to speak of.  When I took a shower there the other week it didn’t have one shred of warmth even with the handle turned to full hot.

I also think it is silly that Retro has a shake bar that sells high calorie shakes to “refuel” after a workout where you wind up consuming twice the amount of calories that you burned.  I never understand why people want to cancel out the benefits of exercise by over indulging afterwards. It’s sort of like the way we address the deficit, half way.  Anyway, I am sure the shake bar is just viewed as another profit center for the gym and has little to do with the overall health benefit of the customers.

Evidently some of the warts I saw were also seen by the corporate management at Retro.  The guy that was running the gym has been told to get out.  I have not seen him in a couple months at this point. Evidently besides my observations there have been issues with missing inventory and complaints of poor treatment of both staff and customers at the place.

I just hope they get the issues sorted out and that it isn’t a warning sign of failure of the gym.  Despite the warts it still is leaps and bounds in front of shitty Planet Fitness and that old dirt hole Powerhouse/Pure Fitness that I used to frequent.

So the 2012 Camaros are now in full production.  I am hoping once I get back from our trip Ali and I can look at possible road maps and time frames to when I can go and place my order.  It seems that we keep having these periodic big expenses (water equipment, tractor) that are making saving money at a good clip difficult. My goal is to have one in my garage or at least ordered before 2011 expires.

I plan to temporarily add an international data roaming plan to my phone for the Ireland trip.  I am going to buy 125 meg of data usage, thinking that should be enough to get us through the week.  My plan is to use this to make internet access available for anyone in my family by utilizing PDANet to create a on the fly wi-fi hotspot they can connect to.  I just need to make sure that people know that they need to abstain from watching YouTube videos or downloading MP3’s while we are overseas.  If I go over the 125 meg the charges ring up fast, $10 for every 10 mb over.