Archives 2011

Fruitless

When I was up in PA, Todd asked me if I wanted his old Sony laptop.  He was letting my niece use it as a glorified toy for awhile but the LCD went out. He had since bought a cheap netbook that she uses so he had no use for the close to 10 year old Sony.  I threw it in my luggage and lugged it back here.

When I turned the laptop on it appeared that the LCD back light was dead. When I saw online I could get a new back light for only $15 I took a leap and bought it.  It would be an interesting little project.  I never replaced a back light before.

Well I performed the repair yesterday, sort of.  It was a huge pain in the ass.  My desk was covered in dozens of tiny little screws, many of which did not find their way back into the computer when it was reassembled. As I said I never replaced any LCD parts before so I just kept taking stuff apart until I found it.

The light is soldered to the power connector.  The old light had very delicate solder work.  I am more of a blunt force guy when it comes to soldering.  I got the wires connected to the new light and wrapped the joint in electrical tape as opposed to the rubber boot that covered the original joint.

Putting the screen back together was a mess.  Because my solder work was not nearly as clean as the original I had issues getting stuff to fit back together.  I managed to slice my thumb on a piece of razor sharp metal.  I was really surprised how much the slice hurt.  It started to bleed pretty quickly.

After applying a band-aid I was sick of this project.  I was spending all this time and frustration trying to get a laptop working that is pretty worthless.  It is a P4 with only 256 megs of RAM. I half assed got the screen back in place, fully expecting that when I tested the repair it wouldn’t work anyway.

I was surprised that the screen actually lit up.  My shoddy repair was evident by the dimness in the upper right quadrant of the screen but it was at least usable.  The semi-successful repair means that instead of heading to the recycle center the laptop will get a fresh copy of XP thrown on it and will be kept as a “guest” computer at the house.  It will still surf the web, slowly.

Ever since playing in the Rumble I have been not feeling great physically.  My right knee still has some minor swelling as we approach two weeks after the event.  My elbows and shoulders have not been feeling very happy at the gym since my return either.

I am hoping I can shake these aches and pains and get back into the groove I was in leading up to the Rumble.

During recent election cycles I have ranted about the lunacy of robocalls from candidates.  I expressed how disturbing me at home with a recorded message from a candidate was a sure way to do nothing but create ill will towards the candidate.

Well being the great innovator that he is, our 29% approval rated governor Rick Scott, has taken up using robocalls as a tool to annoy citizens outside of the election cycle as well. Twice in the past couple months I have received robocalls from our visibly disturbing governor to “report” on the progress he is making.

I was thrilled to hear that not only did he manage to cut my pay by 3%, he has been able to offer numerous corporate kick backs by cutting things like education funding and Medicaid.  Atta boy Rick, your approval rating will be in the teens in no time!

Those of you that love Iphone tower defense games NEED to download TowerDefense Lost Earth right now.  It’s is the best 99 cent game I ever played.

Dragging, Comcast smiley face?

I didn’t get to the gym yesterday but I felt spent anyway.  I was sleepy, lethargic and hungry.  I can only hope it was a side effect of the bust ass weekend that included crazy early wake up times.

Earlier in the day I had been working a Craigslist deal for a replacement cable modem.  There was some woman in Bonita Springs selling a refurbished Linksys cable modem.  I emailed her my phone number on Sunday night and told her I was interested and she should call me.

Well she called this morning when I wasn’t in front of my cell phone and left a message.  I called back a half hour later and got her voicemail so I left her a message to call me back so we could arrange to meet.

Mid-afternoon came and I had not received a call back.  In addition I tried calling her number a few more times and again got voicemail.  When 5pm came I had written her off as a dead deal.  Life in Craigslist transaction world moves at breakneck speed, I was done waiting for her.

Instead I just grabbed a modem at Target on the way home.  I was stopping there anyway to get a cheap, wired bike computer for Ali to use on the trainer.  The cheap wireless computer we already had has a VERY short range.  It will only pick up signal from the front wheel, if you move the sensor to the back it won’t work. With the wired version I was able to mount the sensor on the back wheel so Ali can get speed and distance info as she pedaling away in place.

I then swapped out my new cable modem with the loaner I received from the tech.  Getting the modem activated had a very surprising result, a pleasant experience with a Comcast representative.

After getting my new modem commissioned on their network the woman mentioned she saw I was on a promotional plan for my internet service for $34.95.  I was on the “standard” speed plan.  My promo rate was scheduled to expire in September.

She said she could put me on a different promo that would be good for 6 months for only $29.99 a month and it would be their much faster 20mb service. Wow, sounds great, sign me up.  I was somewhat shocked that this woman actually went out of her way to give me something I didn’t ask for.  Hopefully more employees in the Comcast blob take notes.

The internet was jammed with negative reaction to the Casey Anthony trial yesterday where she was found not guilty of killing her daughter.  The outcry was because of some of the details of the case, many of which seem beyond damning evidence of the mother’s guilt.  I haven’t followed the case at all beyond what I have heard others say about it.  It seems like almost an OJ level of controversy.

Since the verdict I have read stories on both sides of the fence.  It seems that the impartial viewpoint is that Casey is guilty of being a piece of shit that will burn in hell if there was one, but the evidence was not concrete enough to convict her of killing the kid. Of course that doesn’t mean she didn’t do it.

 

Cut off, boat anchor, 85 bags of mulch on the wall, The Fighter, fizzling 4th

So on Friday afternoon I noticed that I was no longer able to pull mail from my home server.  I figured the power was out, it happens quite a bit during the summer time in our area.  When I got home I took a peek at the cable modem and saw the online light was not on, meaning I was still offline, shit.

I did the normal unplug and replug trick that rarely works on the cable modem to no avail. Well I figured there must be some sort of local outage so I grabbed my cell phone to call the bastards at Comcast.  The woman I got on the phone had me disconnect and reconnect the coax line in addition to a power reset.  I was still out of luck. The woman then started in about how something may have became “loose” or possibly something chewed through a wire.  I told her that it is odd that something would become loose all by itself in the middle of the afternoon and I assured her we didn’t have rats in the attic chewing on wires.

The woman said she would have to schedule a tech to come out.  I was surprised by this as I assumed multiple homes in our area were down.  She said there was no widespread outage.  Ok so as I waited for her to figure out the tech schedule I was already running my Saturday through my head, trying to figure out when would be the best time to have a tech arrive.

When the woman said the soonest someone could come out was MONDAY I was flabbergasted.  “You are joking, right?” I said in disbelief.  The prospect of a long holiday weekend without internet service was not something I was very interested in.  Besides the recreational use, I needed internet access to process online registrations for the race we were timing on the 4th of July, f me.

I expressed my displeasure with the very slow turn around for a tech visit.  Monday seemed outrageous, Comcast techs work Saturdays and Sundays.  The woman assured me that was the earliest it could be addressed.  I hung up quite annoyed.

So now I had to come up with some way to get down the race entries.  Luckily I had one jailbroken Iphone in my pocket to save the day.  I had several ideas about how I could get internet access to the house.  One of which was to set up the Iphone as a local wifi hotspot and pump everything through it.  The problem was I didn’t have a wifi adapter for our desktop pc’s.  Later that night I made a run out to Target to grab a USB wifi stick.

With that stick in my PC I was able to pull down my race entries although the connection was VERY buggy and would drop out quite often.  My original plan of getting the entire network on via wireless was unsuccessful.  It was after midnight until I got to bed.  I was up that late just trying various configurations to minimize the impact of three unplugged days. I went to bed frustrated.

When I got up early Saturday I did some more messing around with my connection through my Iphone.  I found out that mostly just web traffic works in this method.  I was unable to ftp, rdp or do anything fun like play WoW via this connection.  Ali was out early doing a long run.  Since I had no electronic entertainment available I got busy outside.

We had rain almost every day of the past week, enough that we already have standing water on the property.  It also caused the grass to grow at jungle-like rates.  After weeding the property I grabbed the weed whacker and whacked away.  I discovered that my 8 year old waterproof boots aren’t so waterproof anymore as I sloshed through wet spots in the yard.  By the time I was done weed whacking I had a layer of green scuzz coating the lower half of my body from the wet grass.

I also wanted to do some more troubleshooting on my cable modem.  I figured if I hook it out at the pole that feeds our house it would eliminate the inside wiring as a problem.  Even though it was drizzling outside it didn’t stop me.  I ran an extension cord out to the pole and connected the modem directly to the line feed.  It was still dead, damn.  It didn’t do anything to help me get internet service restored any faster but at least when a tech came I could save him some troubleshooting steps.

My internet outage had other side effects, some expected, some unexpected.  Of course things like our Vonage service, streaming tv, my Sony Dash, 360 etc were all pretty useless without internet.  The one thing I did not expect to be affected was my Tivo Premiere.

Years ago Tivo’s gained the ability to pull their program data down via the internet, freeing them from using something as low tech as a phone connection.  When a Tivo pulls down data it typically grabs at least 2 weeks worth, so if you lost internet you wouldn’t be able to pull down an updated programming schedule but the box would continue to function normally otherwise.  Well that was the case for every model up until the latest and greatest, the Tivo Premiere.

Ali and I had planned to sit down and watch some of the shows we had recorded while we ate a meal.  When I turned on the TV I saw a message on the Tivo screen that internet access was not available (no duh) and that some features would not be available until it was restored.  Ok no big deal, I just want to watch stuff that is already recorded and sitting on the box.  But, I can’t.

Whenever I tried to navigate the menu tree I would get stuck in a loop and none of my shows were there.  I figured it must be some weird fluke since it lost internet access while the box was up so I restarted the Tivo.  Imagine my pleasure when after the 10 minute boot up process I was greeted with the same lack of functionality.

I was beyond annoyed.  Surely there has to be some sort of thing I am missing. So I call up Tivo support so they can tell me how to view the shows that are on the box.  I get a woman and describe the problem.  She almost sheepishly admits that that is how the Premeire currently works.  If you have no internet connection, NOTHING WORKS.  WTF? That is idiotic?  I questioned the woman about why in the world would it be designed to lock you out of your recorded content without an internet connection.  She had no good explanation and could only offer up that there is a new system update in the works that may change that behavior.

I knew bitching at this woman would accomplish nothing.  I hung up dumbfounded at the stupidity of this set up.  I later discovered that using my Tivo HD, which is not castrated by the lack of a net connection, I could transfer content from the Premiere back to the bedroom to watch it there.

Tivo is already on somewhat thin ice with me as far as the viability of their service.  The one advantage they have is the content lives locally on my box so I can do with it as I please.  To kill that feature if no internet connection exists is just another stone in the cart against the service.

Since I didn’t initially think of the bedroom Tivo option we watched a Netflix dvd I had sitting around for a week or two, The Fighter.  I recalled the film getting good reviews and it has a strong cast including Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale.  I was instantly impressed with Christian’s transformation.  Gone was his beefy Batman body.  He emaciated himself to play the role of  a strung out brother on crack.  On top of that he was able to throw out an incredibly good Boston area accent, especially when you consider he is from Australia or New Zealand, some place like that.  He did a FANTASTIC job portraying the role.

The movie had a Rocky-esque plot which is always a plus.  Even Ali, who was initially negative on viewing the film said it was good.  It really was well done.  It gets a solid A from me.

On Saturday Ali accompanied me to Home Depot to pick up some mulch.  The landscaped areas on our property needed it badly.  When mulch reaches a certain age it breaks down to a level where weeds treat it just like dirt and grow abundantly in it.  So at least once a year we dump down a thick new layer of mulch to retard the weed process.

Having Ali with expedites the mulch loading process.  She gets in the bed of the truck and I hand the bags up for her to stack and arrange.  I know from past experience that I can get roughly 30 bags of mulch in the truck before I risk bag spillage.  We bought the mulch but didn’t plan to actually spread it until later in the day Sunday.

We started out our Sunday with a brick at the water park.  I didn’t want to do any running yet as my right knee was still somewhat swollen from my Rumble appearance.  So we just did a bike/swim brick.  Ali said her legs were tired from the long run Saturday so she wanted to just ride her bike around the park while I hit the road with mine.

This was the first time I did a decent ride with my new slick red striped tires.  The ride went well, I averaged my best average pace ever for the Livingston Road course, a solid 19mph.  I also covered the roughly 12.25 miles in 38 minutes and change, again another best.  Doing all of this on my $300 Dawes is more satisfying for some reason.  Just imagine when I get my next bike how fast I will feel considering the all aluminum Dawes checks in at 27 or 28 pounds.

I put in 1200 meters in the pool at a decent sub 9 minute per 400 clip.  Ali swam almost double that distance.

Ali was lucky to avoid my wrath when she pulled a boner.  I gave her the key fob for the Camry before I went on my ride.  She had no pockets on her so she thought she would just stuff it in her bathing suit, surely she will remember to take it out before she starts swimming.  Well of course she didn’t.

After several laps in the pool she realized she still had the key on her and jumped out.  When she told me I shook my head and kept swimming since I was mid-400.  The water helped to hide my annoyance.  Why would you put a key in your bathing suit???

So after I finished my 400 I hopped out to survey the damage.  I knew how to take the FOB apart since I have changed the batteries in it before.  When I popped it open I was very happy to see that Toyota engineered the fobs against people that decided to swim with them by protecting the electronics behind a rubber seal.  It looked like that despite several hundred yards under water the electronics were unscathed.

We both were relieved when it still worked when we went back out to the car. That relief turned into annoyance once again when we were greeted with a parking spot monger.  Despite the fact that we had to load and secure both bikes on the bike rack before leaving this dipshit decided it was worth their time to sit there and wait.

Keep in mind 50 yards away were open parking spots which they could have parked and been inside the water park by the time they were done waiting for us.  F’in idiots.  I made absolutely zero effort to make haste in my departure.  I hate lazy people.  Get out and walk.

So Sunday afternoon we needed to spread the mulch we bought the day before.  Again this job is best done by two people.  I would be the bag lugger, ripper and dumper.  Ali was the spreader.  30 bags of mulch only made a dent in what had to be done.  We got the pond and a little over half of the orchard done.

The grass still needed to be mowed so I told Ali she could hop on the tractor and I would go get another load of mulch myself.  Loading up myself was a pain in the ass but it isn’t like I haven’t done it before many times. One nice thing was the red mulch was actually on sale this weekend.  It was only $10 for 6 bags, a steal.

When I got back Ali was still mowing away so I did phase 2 myself again.  It was very humid and warm.  I was a sweaty, mulchy mess by the time I was done.  Unfortunately with 60 bags of mulch on the ground I still needed an estimated 20-25  bags to finish but that wasn’t going to get done on Sunday.

Ali and I were both beyond pooped Sunday night.  Knowing we had to get up at 3:45am to time the race dictated an early bedtime was in order.  I think it was lights out at 9pm.

This race is probably my least favorite to time because it is a zoo.  The race starts at 7am so there is always a lot of people that jam in late.  We had everything set up and ready to go before 6am.  Ali made a comment that it was dumb that we had to be there at 5 since no runners had shown up.  Well that was the calm before the storm.

In short order the area was deluged with runners.  Ali and in total had 160 or so entries that we put in between us.  Ali had plans to run the race with Michelle.  Unfortunately one of the local school cross country teams showed up very late and dumped 20 poorly legible entries on my lap to go along with the already sizeable pile I was working through.

At first Ali said she would just not run the race and help me.  I knew she wanted to run with Michelle so I told her I would handle it.  I had to scurry to the start line to start the race as they were calling my name.  After the start I had to run to the finish line to start the timing equipment and continue putting in entries.  I actually was still doing data entry while the first few runners crossed the finish line. Yea it was pretty hectic.

There was a photographer there from the local paper.  She snapped a pic of Ali and I during the entry process.

Anyway, the race timing went well.  There were the few unavoidable screw ups that we have to sort out every race due either to runner or volunteer error.  We used to rant and rave about the screw ups a lot more than we do now.  There is just no way to avoid them as far as I can determine.

We got out of there about 8:30.  We were invited to a post race pancake breakfast but I had to get home for my Comcast appointment.  They set a window of between 10-1.

Instead of her customary post race nap, Ali had to take a shower and go into work.  I kept myself busy doing post race processing, at least the part I could do without a broadband connection.  I held out hope that the Comcast guy would surprise me and show up bright and early right at 10am.  Of course that didn’t happen.

The tech rolled up during the last portion of the window, around 12:30.  I gave him a quick rundown of what happened and what I tried.  He verified I had no signal inside the house.  He then went out to the pole and said no signal was present there either.  I told him that there was a filter on my line to block the cable tv signal and perhaps that filter was bad.  He pulled out his ladder and went up to take a look.

When he came back down he showed me old filter and coax connector.  You could see there was an electrical burn on the center conductor, evidently the line got hit by a surge.  After replacing the filter and the connector at the pole I checked inside and saw the modem was still offline.  Evidently the surge also zapped something in the modem as after putting another modem in place the circuit came up.

The modem I had in place was one Jeremy gave me awhile back.  I was using it to avoid the stupid never ending rental fees Comcast charges you if you use one of their modems.  The tech said I could just get my own modem again and swap it out with the Comcast owned modem.  Of course I will do that.  I can’t stand the idea of giving Comcast a penny more than necessary.

Originally I had plans to bitch at the tech about the ridiculously long 3 day repair time for the service.  Once he arrived I reconsidered.  I realized he is just doing his job, the lack of staffing and our repair priority involves people far above him in the food chain. Hey at least I was back online.

I finished up the race processing items I was unable to update via Iphone.  I then was debating if I wanted to go get the final load of mulch to finsih up the project.  Part of me was sick of doing work, it felt like I was working most of the weekend already.  But of course the goal completion maniac in me won out, I loaded the dogs up in the truck and we got the last load.

When I got back I had to scramble to get it all dumped and spread before a storm blasted in.  I made it inside a few minutes before the skies opened up once again, refreshing our various water holes in the yard. The one good thing about the standing water is when we have ducks visit.  Twice over the weekend I saw them swimming around in the front drainage ditches.

As I was working over the weekend I saw a funny site buzz down our road.  First there was an ATV that flew by.  They had to be going at least 50-60mph on the 30 mph speed limit road.  The ATV was followed by 3 police vehicles going even faster.  I assume they were chasing the ATV guy.   When I stuck my head out to look where they went all of the vehicles were already out of sight.  Hope they caught him.

Ali and I had made no special plans to watch fireworks.  We both were too consumed with other things to even discuss it.  In a small effort to celebrate the holiday I made burgers on the grill for myself and the dogs which we complemented with baked beans.  I did hear and see the glow of some fireworks off in the distance later that night. That was good enough for this year.

 

 

 

 

 

Black fur, Black beauty

I have had a couple routine upkeep things on the back burner for a bit, waiting for the time and motivation to do them.  One of those was to run the rug cleaner in the house.  I always say that I would like to do it more often but I never seem to be able to increase the frequency.  In fact I am not sure if I have done it in 2011 yet.

One of the reasons that it doesn’t get run more often is it is generally a pain in the ass. That is also the reason that as far as I can recall, Alison has NEVER run the carpet cleaner.  Pushing it back and forth several hundred times always results in a burning right shoulder by the end of the process. It’s heavier than a normal vacuum cleaner.

The process is also kind of gross, especially when you have two black dogs that shed.  I have to stop on a routine basis to pick up globs of black hair that get barfed out of the cleaner.  Cleaning up the unit after I am done is not much fun either.  The other annoying aspect is the new cleaner we bought a couple years ago is narrower and has a smaller water tank meaning more back and forth passes to cover the same area and more frequent water/solution fill ups.

However, it is generally my responsibility to do the least fun jobs in the house so I went at it.  Usually I will run the Dyson first before running the carpet cleaner to cut down on the hair.  Since the Roombas just ran prior to my getting home I didn’t bother.  While that decision saved me some time by avoiding covering the same areas twice, it also resulted in even more wet clumps of black hair than normal getting sucked out of the carpet.

It took me close to an hour to complete the chore.  As always I was amazed at just how dirty the water I was dumping down the sink had become.  Yes, I still would like to do it more often, or maybe, gasp, have Ali and I switch off in the project.

Yesterday my new 360 arrived from Amazon, just a couple days after I fixed my old 360. (yes my repair is still holding up)  I unpacked it and checked out the unit.  I noticed that there was no external connector to snap on a hard drive.  I had visions of just using the 60 gig HDD from the old 360 on the new one.  Evidently they are not compatible, sort of.

The 360 S is TOTALLY different than the older models, the most noticeable difference is the greatly compacted size of the unit.  I am not sure why I would even have thought the old hdd’s would snap right on.  Instead of snapping the hard drive on the outside of the unit, you actually insert the hard drive internally into the unit.  This is a good indicator of just how cleaned up the console is. Not only is it smaller, it even has room to stick a HDD inside despite it’s compact dimensions.

So anyway I immediately did some investigations on my hard drive options.  A peek inside the unit revealed there is a plain old SATA connector in there that is sized for a 2.5″ drive.  If you buy an “official” drive for the unit it comes in a plastic shell that will align the drive with the connector and keep it firmly in place. However you don’t HAVE to go that route.

You can actually just insert a bare drive in there.  Sure it won’t be as secure but it will stay in place as long as you don’t drop kick your 360.  If you use the bare drive method you can just remove your old 360 drive from it’s shell and jam it into the new 360.  I opted to not do that however.

The main reason I was concerned about adding a hard drive was I heard somewhere it was required for streaming video.  The 4GB of internal flash memory doesn’t leave much room to spare. However in my tests of streaming from Hulu, Netflix, ESPN and Playon all seemed to work just fine.  I’ll still probably throw a hard drive in it as eventually I will need the space if I download some of the online games for the 360.

Even though I have an available CAT 5 cable for the 360, I opted to just use the internal wireless N adapter (something else new with the 360S)  The performance seemed just fine going sans wire.

So I have the brand new Kinect hardware in the box yet.  I plan on seeing what the going rate for it is on Ebay/CL and act accordingly.

This 4th of July weekend should be busy since I wasn’t around last weekend.  The grass is a thick mess since we have been getting deluged with rain the past two weeks.  I also would like to tackle another one of those routine but pain the ass chores, reapplying mulch to the landscaped areas.  That job is majorly not fun.

We also have the normally massive and hectic 4th of July run to time.  Last year we had somewhere in the neighborhood of 900 people sign up.

I’d like to jam in a bike ride and some swim time over the weekend as well. My right knee is still somewhat swollen so running is off the current cardio menu.  I may even relax a little bit, who knows?

 

 

Ready to pop, epic

So I left work a couple hours early yesterday to get ready to leave for the U2 concert.  When I got home I already felt tired, not a good thing since I would not be back at the house until early in the AM.  I actually laid on the guest bed for a few minutes with my eyes closed, like that would do anything at all.

On our way to meet Taylor and Michelle I drove through DD to grab some coffee, hoping the caffeine injection would help stave off drowsiness. We met at a Panera to grab food that we could eat on the way.  We beat them there so we actually had time to eat our food outside.

Taylor offered to be the driver this time around since I was the chaffeur for the last concert we went to in South Beach.  I offered to drive the party van several times again but he felt it was only fair that he took his turn behind the wheel.  Taylor drives a very nice BMW so it was much more formal travel accommodations than the party van where being neat and tidy is of minimal importance.

Once we got out on Alligator Alley I dug into my small cooler of Miller Lites.  I put down about three and a half of them when I realized I had to take a leak pretty badly.  I stopped all liquid consumption at that time.  The coffee, soda from Panera and the beers had crept up on me quickly.  What felt like a mild urge to go quickly accelerated to a strong urge.

We were getting  close to the stadium but we started hitting some severe traffic.  I told Taylor I didn’t think I would be able to hold out that long.  The 10-15 minutes it took for us to find an exit to relieve myself felt like an hour.  The pain from holding back a torrent of fluid radiated up into my stomach.  I started to feel sweat breaking out on my brow.  I seriously considered just jumping out the door while we were stopped on the highway and just letting loose in plain sight.  It was that bad.

Finally we pull into a convenience store lot and I hobble into the front doors quickly but bent over at the waist in pain.  Thank GOD there was nobody in the single unisex bathroom ahead of me.  I was on the last few seconds that my sphincter could endure.

When I broke the dam I uncontrollably moaned in relief.  It was both painful and wonderful to release that awful pressure.  I swear the flow was going for a solid 60 seconds at least.  I had to laugh when I came out and some dude that was waiting to use the facilities asked me if I was ok.  Evidently he heard my moaning.  I just mumbled, “yeah” and returned to the car, feeling like a new person.

The concert was supposed to “start” at 7 but that was just the opening act.  I don’t think we actually found our seats until 8:30 or so.  When I got a look at the massive stage I was amazed.  How in the world do they move something that immense around the country?  I guess with a LOT of trucks and hands.  It looked like it extended 150-200 feet in the air and had a circumference of equal size. Wow.

They covered every square foot of the baseball field with solid flooring that was engulfed with fans who had general admission tickets.

Before we went in we stopped at a concession stand and grabbed some supplies.  At first we were hesitant because of the lengthy lines.  A woman that heard us comment about the lines said we shouldn’t worry, the line moves real fast. Um ok, we trusted her and jumped in line, and waited, a long time.

The hold up was the staff was behind schedule in their $9 foot long hot dog production.  However the people working the register weren’t very good at thinking on their feet.  They had people standing in front of them waiting for their hot dogs.  But instead of offering to help the next person behind them while the dogs were cooking, they just stood there stupidly, freezing the line in place.

Once we realized what was going on Ali poked her head towards the counter and told the woman that we weren’t ordering any hotdogs and asked for her to take our order.  Imagine that, they could do that.  We grabbed our two $5 waters and my $8 draft beer and headed in shaking our heads at the vacuum of common sense at the concession counter.

I got a text from a buddy of mine from the Naples area that he was also at the concert.  His section was pretty close to ours.  I met up with him in the concourse for a few minutes and shot the breeze.  We headed back to our seats when we heard Bono ramping up.

I had never been to an outdoor stadium concert before.  The first thing I noticed was the volume.  As I walked back towards our seat I felt the music hit my face like a stiff wind.  The combo of sound and mesmerizing AV from the massive stage was pretty breathtaking.

Like I said yesterday, I am no U2 nut but I like their music.  They played a lot of their well known songs and a handful of numbers that I never heard before.  During one of these lesser known songs I was in the men’s room which was nearly empty when I entered.  I had to laugh when a herd of guys streamed in, using the poorly known song as a good time for a bathroom break.

Later on in the concert I was back out on the concourse (Ali, Taylor and Michelle never left their seats)  This time I was scoping for one more beer.  I got in a line at another stand and saw the exact same numbskull behavior on the other side of register.  This time the backed up item was personal pizzas.  There were no less than a half dozen people waiting for their pizza, one guy supposedly had been waiting 20 minutes.

It was a near mob scene each time a pizza came up from the back.  All of the people that had ordered one were reaching across the counter, yelling and reaching, each assuming they had waited long enough for their food.  The clerks handed the pizzas out almost like raw meat to hungry lions at the zoo.  As soon as they got within reach of the angry pizza loving mob, a hand would snatch it away.  It was quite funny since I wasn’t ordering pizza.

Again I had to inject some logic into the situation.  I said to the clerk that was waiting for more pizza to come out “Hey, I just want a beer and a soft pretzel.  Can you please take my order?”  The light bulb above her head turned on and she realized that she didn’t have to just stand around waiting for slow pizza to come out if other people were waiting. Sheesh.

About halfway through the concert Ali and Michelle were standing most of the time.  I never felt moved enough to stand up and preferred to just sip my beer as I watched the non-stop entertainment comfortably from my seat.  The show had this very interesting 360 degree video screen that hung above the band.  Images moved around the perimeter of the screen smoothly.

Well the screen had a lot of tricks up it’s sleeve.  In the picture above you see that the screen unfolded more or less, taking on the appearance of a crotchet blanket.  In the photo to the left you can see it fully retracted.  Throughout the show they used the screen for countless different jaw dropping visuals.  How in the world that all works is beyond me.

The stage also had two walkways that extended from the stage to the outer circle that surrounded it. These walkways moved during different parts of the concert as the band would walk back and forth across them.

One of the coolest moments was when the spotlights on the top of the tower were aimed at a huge disco ball on the top of the massive tower.  It literally looked like there was a miniature star above it all. It was a great show.

So as the concert was wrapping up Taylor suggested that we miss the final goodbye to get a small jump on traffic.  I was all for it.  As is it was already after midnight.  Leaving 5 or 10 minutes early probably saved us 30-45 minutes of being stuck in an automobile log jam.

The drive home felt very long.  The tiredness quickly overcame the adrenalin from the concert.  By the time we got back to the shopping center our Camry was the lone vehicle you could see.  We got home and after taking a quick shower I collapsed into bed at almost 2:30 AM on the dot…

When the alarm went off today at 5:30 am I turned the damn thing off and closed my eyes again.  I didn’t get out of bed until around 7.  I got into work about 45 minutes late but I had warned my boss ahead of time that was a possibility.

I am sure my ass will be in slow motion all day long.  Even the extra large DD coffee I grabbed on the way in hasn’t done much to put a spring in my step.

 

U Who?

Haha I almost forgot to mention that tonight we are going to see a U2 concert on the east coast.  My forgetfulness should clue you into my excitement level.

This was actually a birthday present for me back in 2009 believe it or not.  The original concert date in 2010 was cancelled so this is the redo.

The concert has been a bit of a running joke since it was given to me.  To the best of my knowledge I had never said a word to Ali or anyone else for that matter, that I was a U2 fan of any sort. Sure I enjoy their music but no more or less than a couple hundred other bands.  I was a bit dumbfounded when it was presented to me.

It was basically the same as if I would give Ali a new cordless drill for her birthday.

Anyway, the one bright spot is we are going with Michelle and Taylor so at least we will have some company.  I don’t have to drive this time so I can get drunk if I feel like it and not worry about driving.  Oh, yes, I am working tomorrow, should be lovely.

I also neglected to mention that when I did my road bike tire swap on Monday I discovered that a stray piece of metal on the road was not the cause of the flat tire.  Instead it was one of the small wire beads that is embedded in the tire that broke and caused the hole.  Just shitty tires I assume, damn Chinese.

Pedaling in place, 360 complete tear down

Last night when Ali got home she asked if I could set up her new bike trainer.  She actually got it for free via some weird food points thing through work.  Ali at first said she wanted to bring her expensive tri-bike in but I told her her Dawes would work just as well for standing still.

Getting the trainer set up took a bit of trial and error.  Eventually we got the rear wheel of the bike locked in securely.  We set Ali up in front of the 73 incher so she could watch Tivo while she pedaled.

She was on the trainer for around an hour.  She said it felt good, it was nice and smooth but difficult enough that she had a good sweat going on.  You may notice the makeshift “table” I created for her out of two wash baskets to hold the remote control.

The practical side of me questioned the viability of a bike trainer.  I mean hell we live in Florida, why do you need to pedal inside?  Well I now see a few perks.

The trainer is good for getting your body used to being on a bike and using your pedaling muscles for extended periods of time.  No road/automobile dangers will present themselves while you are perched in your living room either.

Nicki was scared of the whole set up.  She kept herself out on the lanai almost the entire time Ali was on the bike.  She might not have liked the noise.

I want to move the bike computer to the rear wheel so Ali will be able to track her speed and distance while on the trainer which will be very helpful.

While Ali was pedaling in place I was working on my Xbox 360.  While I was away the $10 repair kit I ordered on Ebay arrived.  I figured I might as well rip the 360 apart and give it a go.  I had nothing to lose since I have a brand new unit on it’s way from Amazon.

This repair required a total tear down of the 360 as opposed to the partial tear down I did to fix the fan noise a couple weeks ago.  When I ripped it down to the bare system board it became obvious that this unit was already worked on for RROD issues.  The X-clamps on the bottom of the system board were removed and a HUGE aftermarket heat sink was mounted on the graphic chip.

I also was able to see the end result of the 360 heat problems, board warp.  When you looked at the board you could see a clear warp around the graphic chips. Man, what a mess.  When I saw the bad warping I had severe doubts that this kit would do much of anything for me.

Well I had the kit and the console ripped apart so I might as well throw it in.  The kit consisted of a piece of plexiglass, some bolts, washers and foam padding.  The thick plexiglass is mounted on the bottom of the system board and is bolted to the heat sink on the top.  The intended purpose is to reverse/resist the warping that occurs.

I reassembled the 360, resigned to the fact that this box would simply become a source for spare parts.  I took it back to the bedroom and hooked it back up, hitting the power button, expecting to see some combination of red lights.

Imagine my surprise when I instead I got all green lights and the box fired up. Wow.  I let the box up and running.  I walked out and told Ali of my success.  My excitement was short lived though.  When I walked back into the bedroom the 360 now had the RROD 3 flashing red led indicator, damn it!

I turned the box off for a bit and came back to it later.  I hit the power button for the heck of it.  Again the 360 surprised me and came back to life.  This time it continued to function.  I watched an episode and a half of Celebrity Rehab on it via Hulu without incident, weird.

I have no idea how reliable this repair will be long term but I’ll stress test it quite a bit over the next few days to see if it croaks.  Regardless, it’s a mini-victory.

4 good days with a sprinkle of misery

After my early morning blog rant on Friday about the neighbor I was up and off to the airport.  This was my first time flying Southwest.  Being a Southwest noob I didn’t realize the importance of checking in way early for the flight so you get into a better seating group.  On the flight from Fort Myers to Orlando I was mid B’s and on the longer flight to Philly I was in the lowly C group.

Despite my location way down the list I was able to score an aisle seat on both flights, albeit one towards the rear of the plane.  When you are traveling alone you have more flexibility.

The flights were both just fine.  We landed early at both locations and I had no on flight issues at all.  Southwest really seems to have their shit together.  They are the only airline I know of that still allows you to check TWO bags with no additional fees and they back it up with great service.  It’s amazing to me that the other airlines refuse to follow their model and instead prefer to go the fee raping, shitty service route instead.  Treat people right and they will be back, it’s so simple.

When I arrived at Philly I found my way to the bus that took me to the rental car area which is near the airport.  I rented with Alamo via a promotion with Southwest.  Again I scored a good deal, renting a subcompact Kia from Friday to Monday for less than $100.

Of course when I was at the counter they tried to pad those numbers by presenting additional insurance as though it was a required option and trying to upsell me in my rental vehicle.  I politely declined both options.

My rental car was a white Kia with Massachusetts license plates.  The car was pretty loaded with bluetooth, satellite radio, steering wheel climate controls and more.  The only thing that I didn’t like was the lingering smell of cigarette smoke in the cabin despite the NO SMOKING sticker affixed to the dash.

As I left the airport I had two choices, 95 north and 95 south.  Without thinking I chose the 95 north route since that was the direction of Reading.  Well about 10 seconds onto the ramp I remembered to get to the Blue Route I had to pick it up by heading SOUTH on 95 for a brief period of time. Damn it.

Well instead of getting off a ramp and swinging around I figured I would just continue on 95 north that takes you right through the city.  Sure it will take longer but how bad could it be? It was only early afternoon.  Haha. What a mistake.

It took very little time before I entered the first of at least a dozen log jams of cars.  To just get out of the metro Philadelphia area took at least an hour.

As I was sitting on the highway at a dead stop again and again I found myself getting extremely perturbed for several reasons. First for some reason I decided to not eat something at the airport, I was getting extremely hungry.  I knew my first opportunity to get something to eat would be when I reached the King of Prussia area which seemed to be infinitely far at the rate we were going.

Second I couldn’t get the car to stop speaking Spanish.  The car also had the voice command feature.  The problem was it was set to Espanol.  So I would hit the button and try to utter some basic spanish I know to no avail.  After three incorrect attempts I would hear “Cancellar”  I was getting very pissed off.

The reason I was screwing with it was I wanted to pair my Iphone via Bluetooth to the car.  Trying to do so with spanish menu’s exceeded my comprehension ability.  I tried various button combos to change the language default.  It turned out I was close to guessing right.  You had to hold down a certain button for 10 seconds, I only held it for 5 or 6.

I finally arrived in the KOP area and pulled off to grab some food.  My meal was a 10 piece Chicken McNugget meal that I scarfed down like a hungry prisoner. I wound up not getting to Todd’s place until well after 3pm.

I haven’t been to Todd’s house in several years.  He has a dog named Katie that generally didn’t like most people.  I was surprised that after some brief growling she warmed up to me.  It appears age has mellowed her out a bit.

After downing two Advil and chatting about my messy commute from Philly it wasn’t long till we headed downstairs to hang out.  Todd has a huge rec room set up down there complete with a bar, several arcade machines, shuffleboard table and big screen tv.

Todd, Caroline and I took turns playing some Wii sports games.  I didn’t bother creating my own character so I played as Todd which meant I had to do so right handed.  I am fluent enough in both hands to get by.  I played games against both he and Caroline.  Despite her limited years on the planet, Caroline is a pretty good Wii Sports player, especially when it comes to bowling.  I barely beat her.

We made plans to go out to eat with my dad, Todd’s girlfriend and her daughter to Victor Emmanuels.  I had never met Mindy before.  Her daughter is 4 years old and is very cute.  She makes the best pouty face I may have ever seen.

Vic’s was busier than the last time I was there in 2008 but we still were able to sit right down at a table without waiting.  It used to be on a Friday or Saturday night if you got away with waiting a half hour to sit down you were lucky.

I didn’t have to look at a menu to know what I was getting, I always get the same thing, rigatoni and meatballs.  I also had a couple slices of Vic’s famous square pizza.  The meal was great.  I thought I would be generous and picked up the check to pay it.  I’d just throw it on my American Express card.  Dad told me Vic’s doesn’t take credit cards.

Huh?  I have been frequenting this place for 35 years and never knew that.   I didn’t have enough cash on me to eat the bill and still have enough for the rest of the weekend.  Instead dad paid the bill as he does 99% of the time and I left the tip instead.  By the time we got back I was quite tired since I had been on the go since 4:15 in the morning.  I showered and hit the sack in short order, setting my alarm at 5:45 to get up for the tournament.

I awoke without issue but had a brief moment of panic when I stepped out into the hallway.  It was bright outside, WTF?  I thought that somehow the time on my Iphone was wrong and that I had overslept.  In Naples, it is still pitch dark at 5:45 am.  After double checking both my phone and the clock in the room I realized that I was not late and instead seeing the difference in Reading versus Naples geography.  Not only is Reading 1200 miles north of Naples, it is also farther east, hence the earlier sunrise.

I got all of my stuff together and after a Pop Tart breakfast was out the door while everyone else in the house was asleep.   I had extra time before I was supposed to meet Charlie so I decided to try a “back way” to his place.  It took me a bit to realize that I went the wrong back way before I had to turn around and back track.  I pulled up to his place at almost 6:45 on the nose, Charlie was outside waiting for me.  He was very excited to play.

We took his SUV since it had much more room for the gear that was being lugged along which was extensive. He had a tent, 4 chairs a big cooler and more already in there.  I added my oversized volleyball bag to the pile.

After a stop for some supplies including water, chocolate milk and a blueberry Tastykake pie we arrived on site.  We were very early but that worked in our favor when it came to getting a shelter set up.  We landed a primo spot under the treeline.

The tent Charlie has was a cheap pick up he made years ago.  It is the old style that you actually put together as opposed to the 60 second EZ-UP variety of shelter that has become the standard.

Assembling Charlie’s tent requires various poles and connectors to be snapped together.  They do a decent job of making the process tolerable with color coding to let you know what goes where.  In about 15 minutes we had the tent up and looking as you see in the picture.

Around 9am we got called to the center court for instructions.  When everyone arrived they didn’t actually provide instructions.  Instead they thought it would be neat to stroke the ego of some of the high level  players by having us all watch while they played a few points of the first match.  After maybe 10-15 minutes they finally gave the instructions, of course I was annoyed by the bait and switch.

After the national anthem was sung I knew what was coming next, the loud fireworks.  About 10-15 feet away from us was a woman with a decent size dog.  It looked like some sort of boxer mix, bigger than either of our dogs. Knowing that when Nicki was exposed to these fireworks she responded by sprinting out of Ali’s grasp and running 200 yards to our van, I anticipated problems for this woman.

As soon as the first of several dozen bangs went off the dog started freaking out.  The dog started pulling the woman down in it’s frenzy.  I swooped in and locked a big bear hug on the dog and tried to calm her down.  I held on tight as she continued to struggle.  I had to hold onto her well after the noise stopped, she was still freaked out.

Eventually she calmed down.  The woman thanked me for my help.  It wasn’t actually her dog but instead her friend’s dog that she was just watching for her while she supposedly grabbed some food.  If I didn’t grab the pooch the woman would have been either drug around the park or the dog would have took off to who knows where.

So we headed back to our net and got our pool assignments.  Charlie and I were happy to see we were the number 5 team on the net which meant we had a favorable schedule.  After an initial two match sit, you play every other match the rest of the way out which is ideal.

Well as the one team was warming up for the first match a tournament guy came over and called out Charlie and my name.  He said the the team that was supposed to be the number two team has one of the tourney volunteers on it and he was still needed elsewhere.  So they flipped us from the number 5 team to the number two team.  Just like that we went from having the best schedule on the net to the worst.  The number two team sits TWO matches (4 games) every time which sucks.  You wind up being quite stiff by the time you get to play again.  It also meant that we had to hurry up and play immediately, another thing 5 minutes ago we were just saying we were glad we did NOT have to do.

Our game was against two young brothers.  I didn’t ask their ages but I am guessing somewhere around 16, give or take a year.  Charlie and I played very well in the first match, jumping out to a commanding 9-0 lead before easily closing them out 11-2.  We went into game two confident that we would do it again.

Well that overconfidence may have been part of our downfall.  We got down early to the kids.  Granted the kids were playing much better, they both were obviously primarily indoor players but they both had talent and skills.  However we contributed by not taking care of the ball when we should have.  I think we wound up losing something like 11-8.

Charlie and I were disappointed splitting that match after dominating the first game.  We looked forward to redeeming ourselves later.  In addition to our unwelcomed pool position switch, our net had my two least favorite things on it as well, a co-ed team and a father/son team.

The co-ed team had a girl that surely plays A when she is on an all vagina team.  Her partner was a guy that could smash a good set but was average in other parts of the game.  The father/son team had a kid that I would guess was again close to driving age and a dad that was a very good player. Dad had his ankles taped like a MMA fighter and played barefoot.  You knew he was serious.

Our next two matches were against these two teams.  We used a similar strategy to beat both, go primarily at the weaker player.  The girl arguably was a better ball handler and definitely a better setter than her partner but her flatter hit made for easier digs.  We beat them easily the first game but had to come behind from an early deficit to take the second game.

Beating the father/son team we used the same strategy.  When we got up by a decent amount I found myself allowing dad a few more chances which he almost always converted on.  Like I said he had some serious skills.  I had to laugh when he said we should just call his son by his nickname, Nudge.

So after 3 matches we were sitting with a solid 5-1 record.  Our last match was against a team that was 6-0.  The outcome of this match would decide the final seeding of our net as the top two teams advance to the playoffs.

Earlier in the day I had named this team The Agents, as in agents from The Matrix.  They were of similar build and both wore black shorts, black shirts, identical baseball hats, and similar black sunglasses. Charlie and I joked that they would just appear before a match, beat their opponents and vanish.

In reality Paul and Nick were nice guys that had solid skills with Nick having slightly more ability of the two.

I had asked dad to tape the match with my Flip camera.  I figured it would be nice to at least have some footage from the day and since this was our biggest match so far it seemed like a good candidate.  Unfortunately only about a third of the footage was usable because dad got the on/off functions reversed as you can see here.

The Agents took apart all the other teams on the net up to this point so Charlie and I knew we had to play well.  We did exactly that, keeping them off guard with strong serving and good ball control.  We beat them by a score of 11-5 or 11-6.  Much like our first match against the kids, game two was another story.

The Agents mixed up their strategy for the second game.  First of all Nick removed his shirt, revealing his blinding white skin.  He also removed his hat and sunglasses, a sly move only an Agent would come up with.  They also started exclusively serving the ball to Charlie, forcing us to sideout in this manner.  We just didn’t execute it.  Before we knew it we found ourselves down 9-3 and on the verge of getting spanked worse than we spanked them in the first game.

Charlie and I settled down a bit and stopped the bleeding, battling all the way back to 9-9 before a couple unforced errors at the end did us in.   So The Agents held on to the first spot off our net and we were relegated to the number two spot, oh well.  Now we began what seemed like an endless wait.

I knew we would be waiting a long time since our net moved along at a decent pace.  I did not anticipate waiting over three hours.  Charlie and I filled the time eating food, going to the bathroom and just plain old laying around, watching other teams play.  Our cheering section which consisted of my dad, Charlie’s dad, wife, son and neighbor all vacated after our last pool game since the mega wait was not something a spectator need endure.

Finally they brought out the bracket board for the playoffs.  Charlie and I found our names.  We were a bit perplexed.  Next to each team was a number which we assumed was the teams ranking.  The ranking is determined first by finish place on the net and then followed by win-loss record and point differential.

When you are a number two team on a net you always will wind up playing a number one team off another net first.  Well always except at the 2011 Rumble.  We were marked as the 32nd ranked team and we were scheduled to play the 33rd ranked team, wow that is weird.

Ok well the way it is supposed to work is the game is played on the net of the higher ranked team which would be us in this case.  We headed off to our home net number 5, where the Agents were already waiting.  They asked what we were doing there?  They said they were scheduled to play as well on net 5.  What the F?

So we go back to the bracket board and ask for clarification.  The volunteer said to ignore the ranking numbers (since they were obviously wrong) and that we should go to the other teams net, he said they should be one of the net winning teams.

Their net was a long walk away, down in the fenced in dog run area that had be temporarily converted to additional courts.  We arrived at the net, and noone was there. Now both Charlie and I were annoyed.  After waiting so long for the playoffs to be sorted out we didn’t appreciate the end result being f’d up.

We ran into another team that we thought were our opponents, they weren’t.  They said they were the number one team off the net of the guys we were looking for.  This added to the confusion.  So instead of playing a number one team, we are playing a number two team?  That isn’t supposed to happen.

Well of course there was no way they were going to be able to fix this at that point.  The team we were scheduled to play eventually found us. They were two guys in their early 20’s.

The dog run area was not a great surface to play on.  The area had numerous exposed roots, rocks and ruts.  Our net had a couple ruts that were quite large and easily capable of snapping an ankle in.

The other team echoed our feelings of disbelief that the seedings got screwed up but hey, you have to play somebody so we may as well play each other.

I had to laugh when I saw who the ref for our game was, Jeff.  Jeff is a guy that I played against several times at the Rehoboth Beach tournaments over a decade ago.  We had some epic games against him.  It was very ironic he was standing there.  Once I raised my sunglasses he recognized me as well.

The game started and immediately we were in a hole.  The one guy immediately served up two ankle burners my way that I could do nothing with.  We got into a quick 4-1 hole before battling back to tie it at 4-4.

These guys were both skilled, the one guy especially so.  He was smashing anything within 6 feet of the net and backed it up with a wicked jump serve.  His skill was way above BB level.  Sandbagging is commonplace though in the Rumble because of the size of the field so although it was annoying, there was nothing we could really do about it.

Later in the game Charlie and I made a conscious effort to try to go after the other guy which helped us stay in the game but eventually we lost when I hit the net going after a tight set.  It was disappointing but Charlie and I played hard the entire way. Despite their sandbagging, the guys on the other team were nice.  I talked to them after our loss.

The kid that was pulverizing the ball was the starting middle hitter for the Shippensburg club team.  His partner played on the team as well but not as a starter.  For those of you that don’t know much about volleyball, a middle hitter’s role on the floor is to smash the ball and he typically is the best hitter on the team.

Since we lost we were supposed to ref the next game.  I told Charlie he could go back and start tearing down our stuff and I would ref it.  The Shippensburg guys were scheduled to play Jeff’s team who finished first on his net.  I felt a little less bad about our loss after the guys destroyed Jeff and his partner, going up 9-0 before coasting to an 11-2 win.  They weren’t even jump serving after getting the big lead.  I wouldn’t be surprised if the team that beat us went deep into the playoffs.

By the time I got back to Charlie he had a lot of the stuff cleaned up.  I helped him finish up and we rolled out of there.  On the way back we talked about various aspects of the day.  A couple points here and there would have made a a big difference.  If we could have not had that let down against the kids and the Agents our improved playoff seeding may have been a big boost in our final outcome.

The bottom line however was all good.  Both Charlie and I have backburnered volleyball on our priority list for awhile, Charlie even more so than I have.  We had not played together since the miserable 2006 mud Rumble which destroyed my knees.   Despite these circumstances overall we played quite well.  If you want to see the full extent of the video coverage from our play you can see it here.

Originally I planned to meet my brother at his girlfriend’s house for a cookout they were having for dinner however it was pretty late by that time, 7:30 or so.  I called to find out how long people were going to be there but I was unable to get my dad or Todd on the phone.  Eventually I did get ahold of Todd but by that time I told Charlie I would just eat with him.  I told Todd I would stop by after I ate.

Charlie and I were unable to partake in our traditional post Rumble meal of A&M’s in Wernersville since they are no longer in business.  We settled for subs from another Wernersville pizza place that were nearly as good as A&M’s but not quite there.  Charlie was nice enough to pay for my food.

After eating and getting a tour of the many home improvements Charlie has made that I have seen via pictures but not first hand, I got ready to go.  I told him that as of now I would be up for giving the Rumble another go next year if things work out schedule wise.  He said he was up for it as well.  I thanked him for a fun day and headed out.

When I pulled into Mindy’s place amd walked around to the backyard I was greeted by a beehive of children.  Mindy has a pool and hot tub and the kids were taking full advantage of it.  There were probably 7 or 8 adults there as well.  I was introduced to the people that didn’t know me.

It didn’t take long for me to retreat to the hot tub to help combat some of the stiffness that was already settling in from the day of volleyball.  It felt nice to sit in the warm bubbling water, until I got out.  As soon as my wet body hit the air that was probably in the low 70’s I was freezing.  I scurried out to the rental car and grabbed my Nasa long sleeve t-shirt and Adidas training pants.  I changed my clothes right by the car with an assist from a towel I held around my waist.

I returned to the cookout and hung out by the table for a little bit.  I didn’t really know most of these people and I wasn’t really feeling energetic enough to put much effort into changing that.  I had a couple beers, ate a few things from the snack bowls and was ready to follow dad’s lead who had left maybe 15 minutes earlier.

Todd had brought Katie along.  I asked him if he wanted me to take her back with me.  He said that would be good.  So I called Katie out.  She followed me out front, somewhat confused when I told her to jump in the back seat of the rental car she never saw before.  After some hesitation she complied.

As soon as we started driving she started panting pretty rapidly.  Todd warned me ahead of time she normally does this.  I put down the windows in the back so she could hang her head out which she seemed to enjoy.  When we got back to Todd’s place I gave her some food and a treat before I took my shower and headed to bed. Since her normal human pack leader was not around Katie feel asleep on the floor of my bedroom and stayed there presumably until Todd got home sometime around midnight.

On Sunday morning we made plans to meet dad for breakfast at some small place in Sinking Spring.  This was going to include all members of the family and significant others that were in the area, including Dad, Todd, Mindy, Makenna, Caroline, Meghan and her boyfriend Paul.  Dad said the place really has some good food and he was right.

They also make some food that looks absolutely gross but tastes delicious.  Paul ordered such a dish called a Jomama.  It looked like a cow patty with powdered sugar to me but Paul assured me it tasted great despite his blood pressure going up a few points with each forkful.

After breakfast I made arrangements to follow my dad.  First we headed to Todd’s rental property where my dad’s trailer and fabled Alfa Romeo currently reside.  Dad is planning to use the trailer to tow the Alfa out to his place in Mariensville this week.  He had to see if the inspection for the trailer was still current.

It was the first time I saw the rental property in quite a few years.  It has some weeds that have grown to the size of small trees.  Maintenance of the place is not high on Todd’s priority list since the place is currently unrentable due to never ending divorce proceedings and water damage from heavy rain last year.

After that I followed Dad back to his townhouse in Flying  Hills.  We took a round about way that took us by my childhood home in suburban Gouglersville.  When my dad moved back into the place in the mid to late 80’s he did MASSIVE renovations to the property.  Transforming it into something totally different than I experienced growing up there as a child.

Since he sold the property 6 or 7 years ago the new owner went even further, putting the house through another major transformation.  I would love to have a half hour to tour my old stomping grounds but it would be sort of rude to ask.

The reason I headed to dad’s place was to set up a computer.  It was the computer he sent to me a month or so ago to get working.  He had a family friend work on it and got back a PC that was dreadfully slow and basically unworkable.  I reloaded the thing from scratch and had much better success.  Anyway he wanted it set up at the townhouse.

As I was downloading some updates my dad and I talked about the state of the Duffey family both good and bad.  We both thought the upcoming trip to Ireland will be an interesting experiment to see how 12 family members, including three children can get along in close quarters for a week in a foreign land.

I finished up and told Dad I would see him in NYC in a month and a half.  I had invited him to go to Boehringer’s with me later but he said Meghan was making kabobs for dinner.

As I was driving back from Dad’s it came upon me that I was going to be going right by my grandmother’s nursing home.  I had not given any serious thought about visiting my grandmother while I was up there.  It has been established that grandma no longer has any recollection of any of her family members.  The times in the past that I visited her before her mind totally slipped were difficult enough.

Even so, as I approached the home on my left, something made me turn the wheel.  There was not one ounce of my being that wanted to step foot inside that place that represents everything I absolutely fear about the aging process, yet I knew it was the right thing to do.

I parked the car, took a deep breath and went inside.

I asked the young woman at the front desk what room Betty Cleaver was in, she was still in 416 as she has been for most of the last decade.  I slowly walked the halls not looking forward to what I already knew was going to be a very painful interaction.  I arrived at her room but it was empty, not a soul around.  Hmmm it was around lunch time so I figured that was where everyone was.  After checking at a nurses station I was directed to where my grandma was eating.

I walked into the dining room filled with people that no longer walked, they were all in wheelchairs.  I spotted what I thought was my grandmother but I was not exactly sure.  Evidently grandma no longer has her teeth in, as a result her face looked different to me.  Her hair that always was sporting some sort of perm was just combed back and straight.

There was a lone chair in the area which I pulled up next to her and sat down in.  I touched her hand and said “Hi Grandma, it’s Shawn, your grandson”  Without directly looking at me she jerked her hand away and barked out “Will you leave me the hell alone!?”

I was taken back by the reaction.  Mom had told me that she had gotten reports that Grandma had been becoming increasingly belligerent as time has passed but I didn’t quite expect that.  Again I tried to speak to her, asking her how she was feeling and again was met with an angry “Why don’t you go away!”

Instantly I felt a wave of intense sadness fall over me as tears started to hit my eyes.  I sat there for a few moments and regained some degree of composure.  Part of me just wanted to get up and walk out, hey I tried.  However I knew I came this far, I haven’t seen her in years, she deserves for me to at least try to be there, even if she is too angry and confused to even realize it.

I decided to turn my attention to some of the other residents that were eating.  I shuttered as I looked to Grandma’s right and saw a woman that had a face like Popeye.  Her eyes had a disturbing stare that moved about as she ate her food.  Well the one eye that was open, the second eye was almost fully closed.  The woman could only utter single syllables at a time and the bottom half of her face was covered in food.  Imagining my grandmother spending the last decade being immersed in this seemed like true hell on Earth to me and made the sadness well up inside once again.

I got up and walked around the room for a bit looking at the finches, the papers on the bulletin board, anything to try to get my mind out of the dark place it was sitting.  I just felt such unbearable sadness.

I saw one woman struggling to get open the cellophane wrapper on an oatmeal cookie and offered to open it for her.  She thanked me for the help.

I talked to some of the nursing home staff.  They assured me that this was how Grandma now was with pretty much everyone.  They said once in awhile she will get talking about K-mart or her cats that she always loved and seem almost normal but that doesn’t happen very much.  They were quite surprised to see me since Grandma gets basically no visitors anymore.  In fact they said she tells people her entire family is dead, which saddened me further.

I decided I was just going to sit there with Grandma and not say a thing.  She continued to slowly eat, not ever taking a moment to look my way.  Slowly the staff took every other person back to their room until it was just myself and Grandma left.  They asked if I wanted to wheel her back and I said sure.

I tried to be good natured as we slowly traversed the halls, avoiding various residents that were parked along the way. Eventually we got back to her room and we parked her by her bed.  She sat in her chair, arms crossed, looking down.  Her absolute refusal to look at me actually made me think that she knew who I was, why else would she be so resistant to look at me?

I rationalized that she is angry and embarrassed by her state of existence.  I can’t say I blame her one bit.  Grandma had something like 11 siblings, 3 children and all the associated grand children and great grandchildren yet there she has sat for over a decade, basically alone.

Although I would never describe my relationship with her as close since we really only saw her during holiday meals I still felt incredible pain in seeing her this way.  As I stood in front of her I again tried to interact and this time she would not say a word.  I talked with her roommate a bit, a nice lady named Yolanda.  She was missing a few marbles but could at least carry on a few sentence conversation.

I stood there in that room for awhile, fighting back the tears as I tried to focus on anything to push back the sadness.  I knew that there was a good chance this would be the last time I saw my grandmother and to see her in this condition was simply awful.

I eventually had to accept that she just was not going to talk to me. I told her I was going to head out.  I had been there over 75 minutes by this time, more time than I have spent with my grandmother in the past 10 years combined.  I asked her if it was ok if I gave her a kiss on the cheek to which she said nothing.

As I leaned down to try to give he a peck on her cheek she swatted at me and told me to leave her the hell alone once again.  I could no longer control myself and started to cry. The gravity of the situation was crushing me.

I turned away while bent over at the waist and just sobbed for a minute or so. It’s hard to have to feel that sort of anguish with no insulation.  I turned back to her, knelt down and quietly told her, “It’s ok….”  I put my hand on her back and told her I loved her and quietly left.  The entire time her arms never left their defiant, folded position and her head never looked at anything but the floor.

As I left the facility I tried to avert my watery eyes from others.  It isn’t manly to cry.

As I got into the car I thought about just how awful that experience was yet I was still glad that I made the effort to do it.  Sometimes we are all guilty of ignoring doing what is right because it is not easy, myself included.

When I got back to Todd’s place I told him of my pitstop to see Grandma and I revealed how sad it was.  Todd sort of joked about the situation.  Both his girlfriend and I told him neither of us thought it was very funny.

Dad had called me and said that he and possibly my sister Meghan would be interested in joining me in a Boehringer’s run in the late afternoon.  None of us ate lunch due to the massive breakfast.  Todd, Mindy and the kids had made plans to go do some shopping and weren’t going to go with me.

After they left I spent an hour or so on the couch watching Roy Halladay throw yet another complete game gem against the A’s.    Dad said he would call me when he was ready to go.  He hadn’t called yet so I decided to just go out and drive around.  I needed to get my mind off the Grandma visit.

I decided to head out toward 5th street highway, an area I don’t think I have been through since I moved to Florida.  As I drove around I got an odd sense of how close together things are that used to seem far away.  In the span of 15 minutes, the time it takes me to get a third of the way through my normal Florida morning commute I had gone from Todd’s place to far up 5th street, past Sam’s.  Along the way I passed landmark’s that I always used to think were far away.  I realized that what used to seem far away in Reading is actually quite close in comparison to my current location.  No wonder people that visit us from up north comment about how it seems like we are driving forever to get places.  It’s because we are.

I called my dad from the road to get an updated ETA.  He said my sister had not returned but he said he would meet me at Boehringer’s so I wouldn’t have to eat there alone.

I got there a few minutes ahead of him.  As I waited I decided to just walk around a bit.  On the far end of the parking lot I spotted a BEAUTIFUL 68 Firebird convertible. It was a 4 speed with a 400 motor, a hood tach and original style factory wheels.  As I snapped a couple pictures the couple that owned the car came walking up.  I spent a good 5-10 minutes talking to them about the car.

Evidently when he was younger he wanted to buy one of these brand new but never got the chance.  He bought this car 11 years old and has been living his dream since.

I saw Dad had pulled up so I walked down towards him.  He decided to just get ice cream since Meg was making dinner later.  I wanted to get my traditional and beloved Boehringer’s meal, a hamburger with just ketchup, french fries and a chocolate shake.

The place was not full by Boehringer standards where it is quite normal to have lines out the door. Still there were a good 20 or so people inside.  When we walked in I saw the good old root beer barrel that is probably older than I am.  The inside looked exactly as I remembered for the last 30 years.

Boehringer’s never skimps on the help to service the huge crowds.  There had to be at least a dozen people scurrying about behind the counter, most of which were college aged girls.

At Boehringer’s the ordering system is kind of funny.  If you want to order food you stand parallel to the counter.  If you are waiting for a food order to be completed you stand along the windows.  The funny thing is the entire customer area is a small 6 foot wide at the most, strip around the counter.  If you are claustrophobic you might be uncomfortable.

After about 10 minutes my food order was up and my dad and I found an empty picnic bench.  I dug into my food and was quite pleased to find it tasted just as good as I remembered.  The shake is the trickiest part.  The consistency and flavor is just perfect.

As I ate we enjoyed the sounds of the stream and the company of a few ducks that wandered by.  It was quite nice.  I said goodbye to Dad for a second time, this time for real and headed back to Todd’s place.

When I got back I spent some time playing with Caroline and a neighbor she hangs out with.  After putting on a juggling exhibition I also played some basketball in the neighbor’s driveway with the girls.

Todd had decided to not postpone his weekly poker night despite my presence.  He said I was welcome to play but I really had no desire to partake in the gambling.   Instead I got all of my stuff organized and ready to roll out early the next morning.  I spent my last waking hours watching some pretty damn hilarious South Park episodes on Hulu via my Iphone.

I woke up without an alarm yesterday.  Despite my flight not leaving until around 10:30 I wanted to be on my way shortly after 7.  With my horrendous commute from Philly and factoring in this time I would be commuting during Monday morning traffic with additional stops for gas and rental car return, I wanted to make sure I had plenty of time.

Todd rolled himself out of bed shortly before I left to say goodbye.  Caroline did not want to get out of bed to do the same and told Todd to just say goodbye for her.  Gee, thanks kid.  I walked up stairs and said goodbye and threw a pillow on top of her head.

I said goodbye to Katie who was in her normal spot in the back of Todd’s SUV, observing the world.   I thanked Todd for his hospitality and was on my way.

Of course the first stop was the Dunkin Donuts drive thru for some go juice.  After that I had an uneventful commute back to the airport with minimal delay.  Along the way I let my buddy Scott who works as a DJ at the local rock station know I was listening to him.  He responded by giving me an on air shout out which was cool.

I arrived at my departure gate about an hour before we were due to take off which worked out just fine.

Like I started off  this epic long entry saying,  Southwest has their shit together.  Once again the flight back was flawless.  We arrived about a half hour early and 2 minutes after I hit the baggage area my luggage was in front of me.  I was very impressed.

Ali had been tracking my flight and thus knew it was early so she was already waiting for me in the cell phone lot which was cool.  Even cooler was when she pulled up and saw she finally cut her hair.  Gone was the long hair that just hangs there and instead replaced with the shorter, sassy style that fits her much better in my opinion.  I threw my hands over my head and cheered out loud in approval.

We got back home mid afternoon.  Originally Ali planned to stay home since I just got back.  I told her I knew what her work situation was and that I didn’t mind if she went back to work.  I am a big boy.  Reluctantly she took me up on my offer.

I didn’t waste anytime getting back in the flow of things.  I stepped outside and worked on the garden tending and weeding that Ali did not get time to do in my absence.  I then decided to work on putting on the new road bike tires that arrived while I was gone.  I needed one new inner tube to complete the process so I had the girls hop in the van for an impromptu ride to the bike shop which they both enjoyed.

I struggled a little bit replacing the first tire but used that as a learning experience.  Replacing the back tire went much better.  I am now comfortable enough with the process that I don’t think I would have an issue doing an on the road tube swap.  The new tires with their red accents look pretty sweet with the red framed bike.

If you would like to see all of the pictures from the Rumble you can see them here.  If you want to see all of the other pictures from the trip take a peek here.

Remember my 4AM,  pre-trip neighbor rant?  As I expected, instead of being forced to communicate with us directly instead of through her kids, the neighbor has made other arrangements for the dogs. What a surprise.

 

 

 

 

A first

Yes it is 4:41 am, the morning I am leaving for PA, and I am doing a quick blog entry.

Last night somewhere around 8:30 I get a knock on the door.  It is my neighbor’s two children, neither of which have I spoken to in probably 2 months at least.  I open the door and the daughter starts in immediately, “My mom wants to know if you could watch Charlie (one of their 3 dogs) for 3 weeks in July”

The neighbor has this personality flaw where she prefers to send her children out as couriers when she wants something.  The request totally caught me off guard and luckily I stopped myself before I belted out “WHAT THE F?”

I told her I was out of town for four days but if her mom wants something she can come over and ask me in person. (so I can blast her verbally)  The kid said “oh we’ll pay you, we’ll pay you $100” as I was shutting the door.  I said I don’t care about the money.

I was besides myself with how outrageous this request was on so many levels.  I would have a hard time watching ANYONE’s dog for 3 weeks, not to mention someone that has made my life in our backyard such a pain in the ass for the last 6 months due to her laziness.  For her to request such a favor in those circumstances just blows my mind.  Once again doing it via a child’s request just threw raw gas on my inner fire.

Then there is the question of what about the other two dogs, the wonderful little chihuahuas whose shrieking barks are like nails on a chalkboard for me?  I wonder what the plan is for them?

Then I thought about is all of the claims of no money from across the fence.  I was told repeatedly that the purchase of a $40 citronella spraying collar had to be put off until the next paycheck because money was so tight.  Yet somehow, a 3 week vacation is now possible?

As I rolled these things through my head my anger just swelled.  I went back in the bedroom and told Ali as she was getting out of the shower.  Ali was shocked as I was that such a request would even be made but she didn’t get mad as I did.  In fact she tried to talk me down from my elevated level of distress.

I ranted for a good 10-15 minutes and dwelled on it for a damn good while longer, letting it prevent me from getting to sleep promptly and once again being on my mind this morning, obviously.  I have been rehearsing some of the lines I will use if the neighbor actually is brave enough to step foot in our house.  I have a feeling though if she isn’t able to close the deal via her kid couriers she will just look for another option.

 

Last day, more comprehension fail

Today is trip to the Rumble eve.  By this time tomorrow I will already be on my way.

My trip north will be a real quick hitter.  I will only have two full days there and one of them will be consumed by the Rumble.

I do have a couple old favorite food establishments I would like to hit while I am there, Victor Emmanuels and Boehringer’s.

Victor’s is an Italian “club”.  You have to be a member to eat there or be the guest of a member.  Growing up Victor’s was always swamped with people that enjoyed the buzz that surrounded the place along with cheap but good italian food.  Rigatoni and meatballs was my meal of choice.  I don’t recall EVER getting anything else.

I was surprised when I last went there in 2008 that Victor’s was not busy at all.  Maybe time has finally caught up to the place.  That and the vast myriad of chain restaurants that have sprung up in the surrounding area to siphon off their business.

Boehringer’s is an ice cream/burger joint in the Adamstown area.  Like Victor’s, it has been around as long as my memory has functioned.  They used to make the perfect burger/shake/fries combination.    Whenever we used to go my mom would order a dusty road sundae, her favorite.

I am hoping for a good showing at the Rumble.  Charlie and I have not played together for something like 4 or 5 years, who knows what the outcome will be.  The only thing I can count on is he will never give up.

While I am up there I will be staying at Todd’s place, another place I have not stepped foot in for at least a couple years.  It should be cool to see him, my niece and their dog Katy.

I have no idea who I will run into while I am up there.  I have not really notified anyone other than Charlie and my family about my trip since my time is going to be so compressed.

So this morning I was reviewing the flight to Ireland details.  As I did, the departure date of August 12th didn’t seem right.  I loaded my calendar and saw that was Friday. WTF.  I have a hotel booked for NYC for Thursday and Friday night, damn it!  Once again my speed reading without comprehension apparently has bitten me in the ass.  I theorize when I first saw the flight info the Ireland arrival date of 6/13 is what stuck in my head.  The thing is the flight actually leaves New York at 6:30 Friday evening. Doh!

I was angry at myself.  I put a lot of work into finding a decent hotel deal in NYC, even it was at a timeshare where we had to sit through a 90 minute presentation.  I called up Ali and told her about my screw up.  She said that since our time there is going to be more limited than we originally planned it would be nice if we stayed somewhere that didn’t require us to waste time listening to a sales pitch for something we will never buy.  I agreed.

So I cancelled our Manhattan Club reservation and instead booked us for one night at the Sheraton Hotel and Towers which is in the same general vicinity.  It looks like a very nice place.  Booking for only a single night will wind up knocking about $150 off our expense and we don’t have to get sales pitched so it will all work out.  We are just going to be on the go non-stop when our feet hit the ground in NYC to see/do as much as we can in the time that is available.