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End of an ear ache, first mod, Joe will go

On Friday I recapped the neighbor chihuahua situation and laid out my plan of action to resolve it.  Well during the day Ali read it and decided it would be wise to intervene to prevent what probably would have been an ugly interaction if I was involved.

She went over and talked to the neighbor about the dog issue.  Ali reiterated much of what I was ranting about and passed along that DAS was about to be added to my speed dial list.  The neighbor told her that there was some sort of problem with the old collar but she had ordered another one.  Unfortunately, based on her track record, I have no way of knowing what is the truth and what is not.  I expressed my skepticism to Ali but she continued.

She said the neighbor again repeated what she told me awhile back that she would like to find a new home for most vocal chihuahua which is a far better solution than neglecting the animal and relying on a shock collar to control it.  So anyway, I thanked Ali for acting as a mediator, it saved me from going into Hulk Smash mode.

Over the weekend I was surprised to get a text that a new home has been found for the dog followed up by another yesterday saying the dog is officially re-homed.  Well that is great news indeed.  It will be so nice to not have to sneak around in my own back yard to avoid being screeched at.

It’s crazy it has taken this long for it to be resolved.  The most ideal outcome would have been the dog was housebroken and included as a full time part of their family unit.  Although since that was not the case this is the best outcome.

Yesterday I received my first “mod” piece for the SSR.  It is an altered air box that I bought from a SSRfanatic member.  He took the stock air cleaner and modified it to increase airflow and pretty it up a bit with some chrome accents.  The assembly has a Fram Air Hog air cleaner, something I was not familiar with.  It is a reusable filter, a less expensive version of popular K&N filters.

Being able to resuse the filter is a nice cost savings.  The catch is you need to do proper cleaning and prep of the filter to keep it working properly.  This involves washing and oiling the filter in a specific manner.

I have switched replacemement radio targets from the Kenwood DNX models to the Pioneer 930BXT.  The reviews on the Kenwood on the retail web sites just aren’t strong.  The Pioneer on the other hand is rated highly everywhere.  As a bonus, it is less expensive.

Last night I spent $2.99 to watch a documentary called Race to World First.  It is about the the elite guilds in World of Warcraft and their relentless pursuit to be the first guild to take down raid boss content when it is first released.

If you are a stranger to MMO’s this wouldn’t interest you much but maybe it would.  The film focuses on the players that make up these guilds from around the world.  Getting a glimpse at the mental make up of an elite WoW player was pretty interesting.  I thought it was severe when the one guy talked of raiding Sunday through Thursday night from 5pm to 10pm.  That was until they interviewed the Russian player whose guild will typically spend 21-22 hours per day raiding when new content comes out just to push to be the “world first”.

I heard about this documentary via the one podcast I still listen to regularly, The Instance.  It was worth the 2.99 to me although watching it from my increasingly uncomfortable office chair was less than ideal.

Yesterday I read through the entire grand jury indictment involving Jerry Sandusky.  Wow I knew the accusations were bad.  Now I know they are flat out horrific.  With 8 separate victims outlined in the document, the odds that Sandusky is not guilty are zero.  He is a first class child predator.

Reading the timeline also made it very clear to me that Joe Paterno knew of the accusations for AT LEAST the last 9 years. I would be surprised if Joe didn’t at least hear rumblings of this far prior to 2002.

As I mentioned a couple days ago, this thing is mushrooming like an atomic blast and is going to take down a number of people. It is now clear to me that Joe will be among the casualties.  Yes legally he testified as required but he did nothing when no action was taken against Sandusky.  Joe knew and kept quiet.

It’s an incredibly awful way for a coach like Joe Paterno have his 4 decade+ legacy in college football come to an end.  With all of the various college athletic scandals of the past 20 years I think this one will turn out to be the most scandalous of all.

Joe, Another Eagles Implosion

I heard on the Stern show yesterday that Joe Frazier was in hospice after discovering he had liver cancer.  Today the news came that Smoking Joe checked out, that was sudden.

I have clear memories of his big fights in the 70’s with the likes of Ali, Ken Norton and George Foreman.  In more recent years I became reacquainted with him via his appearances on the Stern show.  He was borderline unintelligible with his speech in his later years, a testament to the joys of getting punched in the head a few thousand times.

I never would have thought that Ali would outlive Joe.

I really hate Monday night Eagles games.  They run far too late, it is quite a chore for me to stay up until the end.  Plus since I dropped cable a year ago I no longer get ESPN.  In order to watch the game I have to use a shady website that streams the broadcast.  Last night I was watching via a Canadian TSN feed.

The video quality of the feed doesn’t look particularly good on the laptop screen.  You can imagine what it looks like when it is blown up to fit a 73 inch tv,  it’s whatever the polar opposite of high def is.

The game started off poorly.  In less than 2 minutes Matt Forte already had 50 yards of rushing.  The Eagles defense looked like it reverted back to it’s swinging gate form displayed for most of the season.    The Bears seemed to be really dominating the Eagles on both lines, opening huge holes when on offense and hitting Vick constantly on defense.

Eventually the Eagles managed to slow the Bears and came up with a big fumble return for a touchdown shortly before half time to tie the game at 10-10.  I figured it was safe to go back and take my shower.

I come out and hear the game still going on.  I look out and see the Bears on on the goal line! WTF happened, I ask Ali?

She said the Eagles defense actually had forced a punt and dipshit Desean Jackson did his all too common run backwards instead of forward deal and wound up fumbling the ball.  Even with that fck up the Eagles defense held on 3rd down until a bullshit roughing call.  Babin was clearly shoved into the QB but the refs blew it.  The Bears took advantage and scored a momentum killing touchdown.

The Eagles came out strong in the second half, scoring two touchdowns, establishing a 24-17 lead.  That was right about when I fell asleep for good.  Those were the last points they scored.  I was not all that surprised to see this morning they blew their 5th late game lead of the season and went down in flames 30-24.

I am glad I didn’t have to bear witness first hand to the latest collapse.  It’s just so frustrating that a team with this much talent can’t sack up and make plays when it matters.

There are a couple goats.

Of course the defense, which seemed like monsters against the Cowboys got blown off the ball against the Bears.  Their linebackers pictures are found in the dictionary when you look up “mediocre”.  The vaunted secondary gets burned far more often than you would expect as well.

DeSean Jackson.  Yea I have a bit of extra venom for him since I wasted a high round fantasy football draft pick on him but it doesn’t change the fact that he is overrated.  I think it is clearly established he isn’t even the number one receiver on the team anymore, Maclin is.  For every good game Jackson has, there are two or three where he basically disappears and does nothing.

I can’t tell you how many times he has tried that “I’ll just run backwards and outrun the defenders” bullshit only to have it wind up being an epic fail.  Someone needs to shake him around and tell him this is the NFL, people are almost as fast as you are, dumb ass.

Finally, how about the Linc?  The Eagles built this beautiful facility and have a pretty awful record there since it opened.  Why exactly do the Eagles play so poorly on their own home turf?  I don’t really know.  I have been there a couple times and it seems like the fans still get loud, albeit possibly not as loud as the fully enclosed Vet was.

Maybe the players feel pressure from a fan base  that is starved for the ultimate winner?  Maybe Andy spends too much time eating the cheesesteaks when they are home and not enough time working game plans?  Maybe the Linc is haunted?

Whatever the reason is, the Eagles have no tangible home field advantage at all (who can forget all of those NFC championships lost at home)

Well the bottom line is now the Eagles have to come close to running the table the rest of the way.  If they miss the playoffs the only bright spot could be it would make dumping the Fat Man once and for all a remote possibility.  With this much talent there just is no excuse to perform this way.

Andy, sick Sandusky, will never get it

Good old Andy Rooney died this weekend, scarcely a month after he finally left 60 minutes at the ripe old age of 92.  I always enjoyed when I got to catch his commentary, even if sometimes I thought it was silly.  I always appreciate someone that is good at expressing their opinions in an interesting manner. RIP Andy, the show will never be the same without you.

I, as many others were horrified to read the story of alleged  sexual minor abuse charges against Jerry Sandusky, the long time defensive coach for Penn State football.  His image walking the sidelines along Joe Pa is a very familiar one with all PSU fans. The acts he are accused of are downright awful.  It gets even worse as you read about members of the administration that had some knowledge of what was going on yet ignored/covered it up in some way.

It’s a very dark cloud that is sure to tarnish the squeaky clean PSU football reputation.  I am sure the more details that come out the bigger the mushroom cloud of implication will become.  Even though Joe is not officially included in the investigation it seems pretty hard to believe he had no knowledge of it.

Unfortunately now is the season when happy hunters start posting pictures of their kills.  For me, a person that would rather trap and release a spider outside instead of squashing it, I have a very hard time understanding the mindset.  Proudly holding the horns of the innocent animal you just blew away just seems so wrong to me on so many levels.

Of course like anything else, it is the end result of what you are raised with.  If you are raised going to church with the family every weekend there is a good chance as an adult you will have a belief in God and heaven.

If you were raised by a family of fat asses that stuffed their face incessantly, didn’t exercise and watched 40 hours of tv a week you are very likely to follow a similar path and not think there is anything wrong with that.

Hunting I guess is just the same scenario.  If ever since you had the ability to hold a rifle you were taught it is fun sport to kill innocent animals, it is logical that would carry through into adulthood.

I am sure most of the the hunters have their slain animals butchered so their death is not solely to satisfy man’s primal urge to kill.  I guess there is some small redeeming quality in that although I am quite content to not have that primal urge satiated.

Regardless, no matter how much logic I try to apply to the situation, it doesn’t prevent me from feeling somewhat sickened when these images wind up in front of me.

 

All SSR

Saturday morning Ali was up and out of the house early to meet the girls at the GCR club run.  I got up with her although it wasn’t to run.  I hopped on my computer, caught up on my email and headlines.  I then ran through a couple instances in WoW but found myself annoyed with the people I was playing with at that time of day and bagged it.  I figured I may as well get to work.

I had stripped/flipped the bed, swept the house and had the Scooba running in the kitchen all by 7:15 am.  It was still a little dark out so I passed the time by jumping in the van with the girls and doing a DD run.  They were happy to ride shotgun.

When I got back I headed outside to do the weeding.  In the  garden I pulled out an eggplant that was past the productive stage.  It had gotten huge, probably 3-4 feet across and 3 feet high.  Pulling that out freed up another bed for additional planting.

I then pulled put the weed whacker and got busy.  Ali had mowed with the tractor on Friday.  Almost all of that standing water we had from the deluge last week is finally gone.  I hadn’t run the trimmer in probably 3 weeks so it was time.

Now there was a method to my bright and early chore start, I wanted to clear up my schedule to work on the SSR.

First up I wanted to change the oil and filter.  The SSR actually has an engine oil monitoring system that tells you when you should change the oil.  Based on that, it said I had 43% oil life left.  However the oil change sticker on the windshield indicated the oil was due at 27,500 miles.  The odometer was sitting at 28,500.  Plus since I have no idea how the prior owners maintained the vehicle, it was a good idea regardless to get it done with factory recommended Mobil 1 synthetic.

I was worried that the low profile of the truck would prevent it from being able to navigate my ramps.  Luckily they just cleared.  Once I was underneath I did a quick visual inspection.  For the most part the underbelly of the truck looked fine.  The only blemishes I saw were some scrapes/surface rust where somebody obviously bottomed it out.  I hit those areas with a quick blast of rust retardant rubberized undercoating.  I had some left from the massive clean up I did on the bottom of the party van.

So I locate the oil filter and oil drain plug.  I was less than thrilled when I saw both were right around the junction of the cross brace (used for convertibles for stiffening the structure).  The brace made access to both items less than ideal.

I also immediately noticed words stamped into the oil pan near the drain plug.  It basically said “Refer to service manual for proper oil changing procedure”  I was like shit, is there some special trick to change the oil in a SSR that would be different than the dozens of other oil changes I have done in my life?

Well I certainly didn’t want to do something stupid so while I am on my back, under the SSR laying on my creepy krauly I pull out my Iphone.  I have the SSR owners manual in my Dropbox so I quickly pulled it up and scrolled down to the maintenance section.  I saw nothing in the oil change pages that seemed unique except the reminder to reset the built in oil monitor in the car.

I later double checked with SSRfanatics that I had not missed an important step.  They said that indeed all that was referring to was resetting the on board oil monitor.

So after draining the oil I removed the oil filter.  I was worried that the oil filter would be on very tight.  With the cross brace right under it I would have a difficult time applying much torque.  Luckily it wasn’t on all that tight.

So I pull out my replacement filter, apply a thin coating of oil and try to screw it back in.  I can’t.  When I bought the oil change supplies at AutoZone the clerk said there were two filters that would fit the SSR, one was slightly longer than the other.  I told him to give me the longer one, figuring a bigger filter equals, more filtration area, a good thing. No, bad thing….

The new filter was less than an inch longer than the one I pulled out but that was enough of a difference to make it impossible to get past the cross member.  I had two options, remove the cross member or go get the smaller filter.  I chose the latter.

The girls were quite happy to hop back in the van for their second trip of the day.  The weather was awesome and they both had big dog smiles as we cruised down Immokalee Road with the windows all down.  When I checked the filter reference guide at Wal-mart I only saw ONE compatible filter.  I’m not sure why the AutoZone dude gave me conflicting info.

After getting the correct filter I was able to complete the oil change without incident.  While I was at it I replaced the air filter which appeared to be pretty dirty.

While I was working my neighbor from across the street stopped mowing to take a look at my new toy.  He gave his stamp of approval, he said he always liked the SSR’s.

I also had some other small SSR things I wanted to do.  I had ordered a replacement reflector for the passenger door off of Ebay.  The car was missing it for some reason.  The reflector arrived last week but I didn’t bother to open it until Saturday.  Well when I unwrapped it I was pissed, one of the two mounting tabs was broken, making the reflector garbage. I later contacted the seller and he agreed to send me another one.

I also bought a replacement cup holder for the driver side of the console.  Luckily that was not broken and installed easily.  The other item I purchased was a 2nd key fob, the car only came with one of the two original fobs/keys.

I found out there is no way I can match the fob to the SSR myself, it can only be done at a dealership.  So I called down to the local Chevy dealer after verifying they have Saturday service hours and asked if they had time to do it for me.  I already knew it was a 10 minute procedure at most.  They said they would be happy to do it for me and they charge $45 to do so.  Wow, that translates out to almost $300 per hour, what a deal.  Well it isn’t like I had much choice so I headed out.

It was a glorious day to cruise with the top down.  Driving the SSR just puts me in a good mood.  Hell by the time I got to the dealership I hardly cared they were going to rape me for $45.   I was surprised when I pulled up to the service overhang and there was nothing going on.  I was literally the only car there. Wow things must be slow in Chevy land.

I explained to the service writer what I needed done.  I also said I would like to have a second key made while I was there.  He said I should go inside to the part counter and have them do the key first and then come back out.  I did so.  Unfortunately when I came back out the service guy was involved in a lengthy phone call.  He didn’t turn his attention back to me for close to 10 minutes.

He took the keys and said it would take 20-30 minutes.  I told him I would go for a walk and come back.  He said I shouldn’t walk too close to the showroom or they may sell me a car.  I reassured him there was no danger of that happening.

About a block away was a Sports Authority, I headed there.  I needed to pick up some supplies for my upcoming Tough Mudder.  I wanted to get a long sleeve Under Armour shirt and some cheap lifting gloves.  The shirt will be very helpful in protecting my skin from the various things I will be pushing, pulling, carrying and crawling through.  The gloves serve the same purpose.

Many of the obstacles in the Mudder involve you getting totally soaked in cold water.  I figured a dark colored, cold gear, Under Armour shirt would be my best option.  From pictures of other Mudders I see a lot of competitors go this route.  I was a bit stunned with just how expensive UA stuff is.  I have never paid that much for a shirt.

I still have not finalized what I am going to wear on the lower half of my body.  I assume shorts would be good but exactly what type I am not certain.  Footwear is a BIG concern.  To cover 12 miles via foot I need to be wearing some good running shoes if I want to have any shot of completing the event without two blown up knees.  The problem is whatever footwear I decide to wear will more than likely be destroyed in the process.  I am sort of leaning towards just wearing my good NB 1080’s and then buying a new pair after the fact.  It’s not like I will be doing any running in the time period shortly after the Mudder.

So after buying my two items I hoofed it back to the dealership.  I only had to wait a few minutes until my SSR was driven back out front.  Ok second set of keys, complete.

Ali had mentioned she wouldn’t mind going back to Sweet Tomatoes Saturday night since she has some coupons after she joined their Veg Club.  I was fine with it, plus it was another excuse to drive the SSR.

Before we went to dinner we stopped at Staples to ironically buy a stapler.  We have had our stapler forever and it sucks.  It jams more than it staples.  We invested in a nice $10 model that should put our curse word riddled stapling sessions behind us.

As we walked to the restaurant at about 5:45 Ali jokingly asked if we have turned into that old married couple that eats early and with coupons.  I said I guess so.

Once again we had a nice experience, sampling small portions of many different food items.  Sweet Tomatoes will never supplant Carrabas as my all time favorite place to eat.  A meal at Sweet Tomatoes is efficient.  It’s relatively cheap and all of that time consuming taking your order, waiting for the food to be made, etc, is all eliminated.  Of course there are times when you are looking for that dinner experience to be more about the mood of a place and less about efficiency.

On the way home we again had the top down although by that time the air was getting cooler.  I turned on the heat and Ali even utilized the heated seat feature of the SSR to keep her cozy.

On Sunday morning I had talked to Ali about taking our bikes out for a ride in that new area we enjoyed a couple weeks prior.  The big long squares on sparsely trafficked streets is a perfect combo for Ali.  Ali was down with the plan until Sunday morning actually came around.

She woke complaining of a sore back and absolutely did not want to go.  Well a little dissent wasn’t enough to dissuade me so I basically said we are going as I loaded up the bikes onto the Camry bike rack.  Ali was not very pleased with my insistence.

So we got to our spot and headed out.  We wound up having a 20 mile ride and by the end of it Ali actually thanked me for forcing her to get out on the bike, I was quite surprised.  Although the pace we kept doesn’t push my cardio, just being on the bike for 80 minutes is good regardless.  My ass was quite sore.

Since I had most chores already done it freed up a good portion of the rest of my Sunday.  I again devoted more attention to the SSR.  I wanted to hit the pitted chrome wheels with polish to see if I could clean them up a bit.

I knew the pitting was far too advanced to be fixed via elbow grease.  The only way that will happen is if I get the wheels rechromed or replace them with genuine factory chrome wheels, both very expensive and low priority items right now.

My efforts did help somewhat, the wheels definitely did look better.  I would classify them as 10 footers right now, they look good from 10 feet but the closer you get, the more warts show up. I also used the leather cleaner and conditioner I picked up to make the seats look nice.

Mid-afternoon I had to make a run to Pet Supermarket which is in mom’s neck of the woods.  I called mom and asked her if she wanted me to pick her up to take a joyride in the SSR since she had not seen it in person yet. She said sure.

Mom was impressed with the truck and loved cruising around sans top.  We extended the drive by adding in stops at Home Depot and Walgreens along the way.  It was fun.

By the time I got home daylight was fading thanks to the clocks falling back Saturday night.  I had ideas of trying a hard mode version of this month’s Bar-barian challenge but instead decided to just try  a max muscle up set again.  I hadn’t done any muscle ups in over a week.

I was happy that I equaled my previous best of 5.  I was so happy that I didn’t think about trying a 6th rep which in retrospect I think I probably could have grinded out, oh well.

I have to say a week plus into my SSR ownership experience that I have no regrets, I LOVE the vehicle.   Some time behind the wheel with the top down is an instant mood stabilizer, much better than popping pills or spending time on a shrink couch IMO.

 

 

 

New month new challenge, same cycle

I am running the challenge again this month on the Bar-barian’s forum.  I made my first attempt at normal mode last night.  This contest is based on the BBR’s (bar-barian requirements)  To qualify to be an OFFICIAL Bar-barian you need to be able to do 5 muscle ups, 45 dips, 25 pull ups, 55 push ups and another 5 muscle ups in less than SIX MINUTES.  It is a physical feat that few can pull off.

Well for the challenge we are doing the same exercises but less repetitions. In normal mode you do 5 pull ups, 23 dips, 13 pull ups, 28 push ups and another 5 pull ups in as little time as possible.  I didn’t think I would have a very difficult time doing this mode.  Well I was wrong.

One of the points I stressed about this challenge on the forum was to use good range of motion.  Many times when I see people attempt this they wind up doing half reps of the various movements because they are pushing for time.  Half reps do save you time but they are also easier to do.  I wanted to make sure my reps were as clean as possible.

Well I went overboard a bit.  My reps were so controlled and full ROM that it really fatigued me quickly.  My total time was 4:50 to complete the circuit which isn’t very good at all.  In my future attempts I will be trying to balance form and speed a little better.

My situation with the next door neighbor and her dogs has been well documented here over the past year.  For those of you new to the blog, basically she bought two chihuahuas, was unwilling to properly house train the animals and then decided to make her problem, my problem by banishing the dogs to a small outside dog run that just happens to be facing our house.

Well of course chihuahuas are not meant to be primarily outside animals, a point I made to the neighbor repeatedly.  So the dogs being put outside is something neither Ali or I agree with.  But that wasn’t the big issue.

The problem was one of the chihuahuas has a chronic barking problem.  Whenever it sees any activity in our backyard the thing barks, well actually it sounds more like a screech.  It is just a God awful noise.  It literally makes me nuts.

So it didn’t take very long until I pointed out to the neighbor, whom I had gone out of my way leading up to this to help repeatedly in various situations, that the dog barking was a problem.  She apologized and said the dogs were always relieving themselves inside the house.  This was her solution.

I pointed out to her that properly house training the animals was the real answer and that chihuahuas should not be left outside.  That was when the string of unkept remediation promises began.

Over the past 10 months or so I have been promised 7 or 8 different things that were going to be done to address the problem and none of them were followed through on, instead various excuses were handed out with more promises of action.

I also spent over $200 of my own money investing in two different sonic bark deterrent solutions, neither of which appears to be successful on this particular chihuahua.

Finally, a couple months ago, we actually had a good 3 weeks or so where the chihuahua was not barking much.  I thought that maybe finally the neighbor had actually decided to take responsibility for the problem once and for all.

Well one night I was outside loading up the truck with race timing gear and the chihuahua was back to screeching at me full volume, non-stop.  I had enough and walked next door and told the neighbor that the dog problem has to be addressed.  It was then that I found out that the reason the dog was quiet for a few weeks was because she bought a barking shock collar, something I would normally not endorse.

She said that she had taken the collar off a couple days prior and the dog had remained quiet.  Well I told her that evidently the dog figured out it was safe to screech again.  Again, the neighbor apologized and said she would put the collar back on.  She did and the dog was again quiet for a few days.

Well then the barking started again.  I would look over and see the collar was not on the dog.  I texted the neighbor and told her the dog was back to barking.  She gave some excuse like the batteries were dead and said she would put it back on.

Well this started some sort of bizarre game where every couple days the collar would be off, I would say something and would get another excuse followed by the collar being off again the next day.  It’s established that the only way the dog shuts up is if it the collar is on it yet the neighbor keeps pulling it off.

So I am tired of the games.  It’s been 10 months of bullshit and I am beyond tired of it.  So my plan is when the dog again starts screaming at me this weekend I will go over to the neighbor’s house one more time, let her know that I am officially done waiting for her to address the problem permanently and now my calls will be to domestic animal services for nuisance barking.  She then will have to talk to the county agents about the complaint and if she refuses to address it the knocks on the door by DAS agents will continue. The county staff will inspect the animal living conditions while they are there as well.

In addition I plan to turn on the audible siren portion of my sonic bark deterrent.  In addition to sending an ultrasonic noise it can send out a loud audible noise which is sure to annoy human ears as well.

It’s a shame that it has to come to this.  For her to continually disregard our complaints after we extended our help repeatedly when she first moved in is a real slap in the face.  Unfortunately she has now firmly established that her word is just no good.  If you know me you know how I feel about that sort of individual.

If you would like to hear first hand why I find this problem so annoying, listen here.

SSR sighting, Mudder moustache, Dreams

So I am on my way home last night on Immokalee Road and a couple hundred yards in front of me I see what I think at first has to be an illusion.  I refocus my eyes and verify it is a SILVER SSR.  The first thought that went through my head was “Could Ali have seriously taken the SSR out for a joyride??” as I thought of the abuse the clutch had taken.  Even though I knew that couldn’t possibly be the case, I accelerated.

When I got closer I saw that the vehicle had a trailer hitch attached so I knew it wasn’t mine but still I was amazed.  I have never seen in a SSR on Immokalee Road.  Hell in the past year I can recall ever seeing a couple SSR’s, max.  But somehow since I brought mine home on Friday I have seen THREE.  Seeing the exact same color as mine was even weirder.

This SSR was driven by a woman.  I assumed it was an automatic model but maybe not.  Plus I had no easy way to determine if it was an 03,04,05, or 06 model since the exterior design did not change during the SSR’s brief production run.

After work I made a stop at Autozone to grab SSR supplies.  Since I have no idea when exactly it was done last, I grabbed Mobil 1 oil change supplies along with an air filter, fuel system cleaner and some other cleaning products.  I am sure I will be spending considerable time on the car this weekend.

Thanks to my resources on ssrfanatic.com I have found out lots of information.  For example my pitting chrome wheels are the end result of them not being chrome wheels from the factory.  Instead the original satin wheels were sent out and had a poorly done chrome plating job done on them.  The guys on the forum could tell right away and I verified that by inspecting the original build sheet for the car which was provided to me by yet another helpful forum member.

I have some reservations about whomever owned the car before based on the cheap wheel chrome and the rig job on the ash tray door, another reason I want to change the oil ASAP.  I have however been over the rest of the car pretty extensively and haven’t seen anything else that raised a flag.

When I was pouring over the forums I came across one member that posted a story about his motor throwing a bearing at 26,000 miles.  Supposedly the dealer told him his oil was two quarts low.

The motor in my SSR is an aluminum Corvette motor.  If it dies there are MAJOR dollars involved with repair/replacement.  It made me visit the credit union website to review the extended warranty options they offer since I financed the car through them.  I can actually get coverage for up to SEVEN YEARS on the car.  I think that is some piece of mind I will be investing in down the road.

Yesterday Randall and I were chatting.  He said how he is going to grow the “tough mudder moustache” for the grueling event we are doing in early December. He encouraged me to do the same.  I told him I wasn’t really interested in the moustache look but instead I am going to just go for the King Leonidas look I grew back in 2008 for the Spartan challenge.  I am hoping a month is enough time for it to look decent.

The past two nights in a row I have woken up between 3 and 4 am and have had a hard time falling back asleep.  These nights have included some weird dreams, most of which I can’t recall the details.

I do recall one of them involved me walking outside to the left side of our house (as you are facing it) and seeing the corner of my fence taken down.  Along with that there was a full construction crew next door.  The neighbor’s house had been knocked down to the foundation and they were in the process of rebuilding the walls.

I was like WHAT THE F?  I found my neighbor in the midst of the anthill of activity and asked what was going on.  He told me they decided they didn’t like thier house the way it was so they knocked it down and are redoing it from scratch.  I said “Um, ok.  Why did they take down part of my fence?”  The neighbor didn’t know and directed me to construction manager.

So I ask the construction manager why he took down part of my fence.  He said they needed the room to get some heavy equipment in but I shouldn’t worry, they will put it back up.  I was astounded.  I asked “Why would you think it was ok to take down my fence without asking me??”

The construction manager tried to soothe me by saying “Listen it’s no big deal, we have a bunch of great workers here.  We will put your fence back up good as new!”  I told him “You are missing the point.” End of dream.

 

Another reason to hate Sirius

Homey sent me some info today on one of my most disliked companies, Sirius/XM.  Evidently they announced a few months back that they plan to raise their monthly subscription rates an additional $2 starting in January 2012.

Of course the idea of paying more for a service that gives me less and less of what I want (Stern content) is not going to go over well. But what really sets my blood boiling is this quote from CEO Mel Karmazin. “Sirius has never increased its base price of $12.95 since its service launched about a decade ago”.  That is pure unadulterated BULLSHIT.

To me, the “rate” is what gets deducted from my credit card each month and that amount has gone up over 50 fcking percent since I signed on with these assholes.  Mel conveniently omits the “music royalty surcharge” that was added a couple years ago along with charging subscribers another fee to listen online, something that used to be included with the $12.95 subscription.

I HATE Sirius.  This has all but cemented the fact that when my annual subscription on my one remaining radio expires I am done with these idiots.

Have it all, 0-fer again

One of the things that kept me pushing my Camaro purchase back were the added geek features that came about with subsequent model years. For example I decided I wanted a 2011 when I found out it came with a HUD (heads up display) and the ability to be remotely managed with your Iphone.  Then the 2012 models were announced with rear back up cameras integrated into the mirror, another reason to wait.

Well back in 2005 they didn’t have all of this cool stuff in most cars, including the SSR.  It’s one of the small compromises I had to make by getting a 6 year old vehicle, or maybe not.

During my research into upgraded radio options for the SSR I realized I can have my cake and eat it too.  I can get one of the cool touch screen units that does it all, cd’s, dvd’s, MP3/Iphone interface, Bluetooth, rear back camera, satellite radio and gps turn by turn navigation.   It would basically geek out my SSR to the level of the Camaro, almost.  I still wouldn’t have HUD but the Camaro doesn’t have an in dash video/nav system either.

Of course all this tech would not come cheap but I am happy to save up my fun money to handle that.  I was also happy to discover that ripping apart the dash to install such a unit is something that should totally be in my wheel house.  It doesn’t seem that bad at all.  I am pretty excited about the possibilities.

I have found SSRFanatic.com is a fantastic resource and filled with very knowledgeable, friendly people that are happy to help.  The forum got me hooked up with a guy that runs the parts department at a Chevy dealer out west that gives SSR owners a break on part costs.  For example a part that I was quoted as costing $50.56 from the local Chevy dealer will only cost me $31 from this place.  A $147 quote from the local dealer was $94 from the same SSR loving source.

I forgot to mention that we had exactly zero Halloweeners this year, just like the 5 or 6 years prior.  Oh well, we’ll keep buying the small bag of candy just in case.  The first few years at our house we had a few kids stop by but for whatever reason it all dried up.

 

 

Keep it short

After the short novel yesterday I’d like to keep things simple. Let me first share this video with you as one of the reasons I find Bubba entertaining.

Once again this week Ali will be able to not start her work week till Wednesday, I know she is enjoying the more relaxed schedule.

I really feel like a weight was lifted off my back now that I am no longer having to weigh the pros and cons of buying a new Camaro.  I am 100% satisfied with my “new” wheels which I drove to work for the first time today.

Of course I opted to park up high in the parking garage instead of my normal spot in the lot in front of our building.  Parking in the garage provides protection from the brutal sun as well as decreasing exposure to careless people that don’t give a shit if their door slams into the side of your vehicle.  My Tacoma has a bunch of wounds from such people.

I have now started the process of identifying things I want to do on the SSR.  First up I want to address some of the broken items in the interior like the dash cup holder and ashtray door.

Down the road I have some more ambitious ideas like an upgraded (meaner sounding) exhaust, less restrictive air intake, an in dash navigation system, addressing the pitting on the wheels and maybe some upgraded trim pieces here and there.

My average fuel economy in the SSR since I reset it over the weekend has been 14.7 mpg.  Oh well, I can’t be all green.

I noticed last night that the cleaning people broke the blinds in one of the front windows.  I can’t say I am surprised after watching their technique to clean them.  They take a brush and strum the slats like they are guitar strings, hard.  There is absolutely no caution observed.

I emailed the main cleaning lady and told her about the damage.  A new set of blinds will cost me a few bucks, I didn’t break them, I shouldn’t have to pay for them. Plus I am annoyed that whichever one of them did it, knew they broke the blinds and said nothing to us.

Last night Ali and I watched It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown for like the 30th time.  It still invokes smiles after all of those views.

 

 

3 year journey ends at an unexpected location, rearranging, Bashing the Boys, 7 billion

This is at least a two cup of coffee entry, three if you go small.

So I took off work Friday to head over to the east coast to take a look at the 2005 SSR I found in auto locator.  We had the cleaning people showing up mid afternoon so I made arrangements to get to the dealer between 9 and 10.  Fort Pierce was about 150 miles away so we had a three hour drive in front of us.  We got a bit of a late start and headed east about 7 am after picking up wake up juice at DD.

Our route took us through Central Florida, up and over Lake Okeechobee.  It was a scenic drive I guess, more scenic than the mind numbing drive across Alligator Alley at least.  Once again our GPS let us down, delivering us to a vacant parcel of land instead of the dealership.  Ali was able to find the actual location using her Iphone, some ten miles away.

Our little GPS snafu pushed our arrival time back a bit.  I received a call from Tony, the guy I made the appointment with, he was just asking my ETA.  I informed him of our misdirection issues but that I would be at the dealership shortly, within 10-15 minutes.  He said great, he would have everything ready to go.

So we find the dealership, pull in and park.  Since Tony knew I was coming I thought maybe he would walk out and greet us.  Not a soul was to be found.  This was our first time ever setting foot in a Jaguar/ Range Rover dealership. Taking a glance at the six figure window stickers on some vehicles was pretty crazy.

The showroom was a graveyard.  We found exactly one sales guy.  We told him we had an appointment to see Tony.  He pointed to an office and said that was his.  Ali and I walked over there and saw an empty desk.  We find the sales dude again and tell him Tony isn’t there.  Oh ok, I’ll page him, he should be right out. Ok fine, we will be out front walking around.

My walking back out the door was intentional.  Remember, I used to sell cars in the late 80’s, I knew the tricks.  By walking out front you are forcing the salesman to come to you, establishing your dominance in the encounter.  It sounds silly but it is actually a technique that salesman are taught.

For example we would always go out to a lot say hi to the person and then tell them to follow us back inside.  You weren’t supposed to wait for an acknowledgement from the individual, just turn and go.   The vast majority of people will not want to be rude and will follow you.  This simple act establishes you as the leader in the interaction.

So anyway, Ali and I started walking around looking at the used cars.  The SSR was not out front and ready to go as Tony indicated it would be. We looked at a number of the other used vehicles including a Smart Car.  It was open and Ali told me to sit in it.  I told her I didn’t need to but she was persistent.  I was surprised that I actually had ample leg room in the car.  Of course there was room for my legs and little else.  Every time I stand next to one of these things I am shocked by just how small they are.

So we walked around for awhile, probably close to 10 minutes, still no Tony.  It was already humid outside so Ali and I once again went inside, now annoyed.  He knew I was coming based on our phone conversation several minutes prior.

Again I flag down the same sales guy and ask where Tony is.  He shrugs his shoulders and says he should be up any minute.  Ali and I waited probably at least another 10 minutes until he showed up.  He said he was in the back, making sure the car was ready.  I didn’t call him out for making us wait forever.  I had two theories on what really happened.

Either Tony waited until he talked to me on the phone to have the truck cleaned up which is stupid or he was taking my establishing control technique to a new level by making us wait.  Well whichever the reason, both Ali and I  were annoyed.  Tony was an older guy probably in his late 50’s at least.  He seemed somewhat pleasant when we talked to him.

He brought the SSR around front for me to check out.  He said he would need to make a copy of my drivers license and insurance info so we could test drive it.  Fine, I handed it to him and Ali and I began inspecting the vehicle.  The first impression of the truck was very good, it looked nice and shiny with no jump out at you visible defects.

I popped the hood and started my inspection there. The motor looked clean and dry with no obvious issues.  I popped the tailgate and checked out the luscious carpeted truck bed which was kind of cool.  Ali spent most of her time looking at the interior.  She immediately zeroed in on minute details.  She pointed out that the labeling on the passenger side seat belt was really worn and how the warning label on the driver side visor also was flawed.  Seeing these things made Ali say that we definitely need to negotiate a lower price.

I chuckled to myself that these were the things that Ali focused on but that is her deal.  I reminded her it is a 6 year old vehicle so it is not going to be perfect.  As I was sitting in the vehicle checking things out Tony returned with my id and a license plate.  He then reached behind the drivers seat, hoping to just prop the license there instead of fastening it to the back.  Well the problem was the SSR has nothing to rest a license plate on, instead Tony wound up dropping the plate into the well the hard top retracts into. Duh.

I had to initiate the top drop sequence so he could reach down and retrieve the plate.  Tony went back inside to get a screwdriver.  Ali was continuing her inspection.  One of her big vehicle turn ons are cupholders.  Well the designers of the SSR did not share Ali’s love of cupholders.  There is a small pop out cup holder in the dash that had it’s face plate fall off when Ali tried it.  The other cup holders are weird, removable varieties that slide onto the side of the center console.  Well there is supposed to be two, the car only had one.

In my research of the SSR one negative that came up was poor fit and finish of the interior components.  This SSR followed that blueprint obviously.  Oh well, that is minor stuff I can fix.

So finally Tony got the license plate affixed to the truck and we headed out for the test drive.  Since it is only a two seater Tony had no option but to wait for us back at the dealership.

The last time I drove a six speed was my test drive of the new 2010 Camaro.  As a result my first few pull outs and shifts were pretty herky jerky until I got a feel for where the clutch pedal engaged.  By the end of the test ride I was doing much better.

I did some hard accelerating and decelerating to test out the basic functionality of the SSR.  I loved the way it felt and sounded.  Running out a V8 past 3000 rpm’s is just music to my ears. About halfway through I pulled into a convenience store parking lot so we could drop the top. Going from hard top to topless is a fascinating and painless 15 second procedure.  Simply hold down one button until you hear two bells and the top disappears into a small well behind the passenger compartment.

While we were in the lot we got out and did some more visual inspection.  A closer inspection of the massive, chrome plated wheels revealed that there was some significant pitting/oxidation on one wheel and the other three had the beginning of the same issue.  It isn’t bad enough that you notice it if you aren’t looking for it.  It’s another one of those things that can be addressed in the future but is far from a deal breaker.

We cruised back to the Jaguar lot and parked the car.  I asked Ali her thoughts.  She confirmed that she though the car was nice but that we should try to work the numbers based on the few issues we found as well as the circumstances around the sale. (end of the month, car been on the lot for a month, etc…)

So we went back inside and found Tony was in his office on the phone.  I made sure he saw we were back, figuring once he was off the phone he would come out and get us.  Ali and I went over to the lounge area where I made myself a cup of coffee while Ali grabbed a water.  We sat down in front of the big screen tv for 5 minutes or so waiting for Tony to come out.

He never did.  Instead I meandered back over to his office and saw he was off the phone.  He acted like he was surprised and called me in.  Ok, this guy is definitely trying to pull mind tricks, without a doubt.  I saw further evidence of that when the price tag that was in the vehicle was the original $28995 tag that first adorned the windshield when the car was put on the lot a month ago.  The $24995 tag that replaced it in the Autotrader picture was nowhere to be seen,  again, more psychological warfare.

When I had talked to Tony on the phone a day before he was pretty concerned with pointing out that the price listed in Autotrader was already heavily discounted.  Well that certainly wasn’t going to stop us for asking for more.

After I indicated to Tony that I did indeed like the car and was interesting in moving to the price negotiation process he pulled yet another salesman trick, asking me to throw out the first number.  A salesman never wants to give away money he doesn’t have to.  Tony said how he hates to go back and forth (yea sure he does) so he asked if I could tell him what I was thinking.  I told him it would be great to have that 25k be my out the door price, including tax, tags and title. Now the line was drawn in the sand.

Tony expressed physical discomfort at my suggestion, reminding me that he told me on the phone he had very little room to move on the car.  I told him I know what he told me but that was a number I would be happy to walk off the lot for, pointing out some of the cosmetic issues the car has as.  I also told him of comparable SSR’s I found at dealerships for less money even though they had the more expensive automatic transmissions.  Of course I didn’t bring the examples of more expensive SSR’s I also found.

I already knew the 24995 price was not awful.  When I punched the cars specs into Kelley Blue Book and Nada the both spit out a number pretty close to their original nearly 29k price.  I was actually prepared to pay 25k for the car if I had to, I just didn’t want to.

Both sides of this negotiation had things going for and against them.  On my side was the fact that it was the end of the month, a time that dealers historically are pushing to move both new and used vehicles.  Most salesman get bonuses based on these numbers.  Since we were dealing with the sales manager directly I don’t know if his stake was quite as large.

The SSR had been on their lot for over a month, another plus for me.  The truck is a niche vehicle and a 6 speed makes the niche smaller since many people just don’t want to be bothered with a clutch pedal.

On Tony’s side was the fact that I had just driven three hours to look at this car which indicated I had strong intentions of buying it despite my proclamation to Ali that we have to be ready to walk away.  Tony also had the hidden ace of my not having any idea how much he was “into” the truck for, meaning I don’t know what number was placed on the truck when it was traded in.

Tony tried to appear open and honest when he said that number was $23,500, theoretically meaning that if he sold the car to me at my proposed number he would be losing money which he just can’t do.  I pointed out to Tony that I had no way of knowing if he was telling me the truth about that number which he took offense to.  He repsonded by going into a long dialogue about how he is a straight shooter, honest, blah, blah, blah.  Yea sure bud, we were all taught to say that as we picked your pocket.

So Tony hits some buttons on his keyboard  and his calculator to rerun the numbers.  After some consternation he tells me the best he could do was knock 5 bills off the price.  When he turned the screen to show us the numbers another sticking point was revealed, the “mandatory” $389 document fees.  Well I immediately called bullshit on that.

Tony said this was something included in every deal that includes the administrative costs of processing a deal.  I said, yeah and it is additional profit.  Tony tried to correct my assumption saying there are real costs included in that number and I continued to rebuff it.

During the negotiations Ali chimed in that another reason Tony should be more willing to make a deal was we weren’t going to finance the car through the dealership since we already had obtained financing.  I winced when she said that as I already knew in a dealer’s eyes that is seen as a negative instead of a positive since it means they lose an opportunity to make a few bucks from the bank.

So he goes back into “deal working” mode, hitting some more keys and then telling me his final deal was $24,200, after that he was done and would walk away.  I looked at Ali and told Tony we would like to go out of the office and talk about it some more.  Tony said it was fine.  As we went to the lounge to refresh our refreshments Tony walked by us towards the back of the dealership and disappeared.

When I threw out the 25k out the door number I sort of knew that the place I would wind up is halfway there.  Again when dealing on a used car it is tougher to know where the dealer actually is profit wise.  $200 certainly was not going to break us one way or the other especially since we are playing with house money compared to where we would have been in a Camaro purchase.

Despite that I told Ali I really didn’t want to break.  By this point neither Ali nor I liked Tony.  On top of him playing all of these waiting games leading up to the negotiation he was just annoying us now.  On top of that time was getting short because the cleaning people were supposed to show up at our place mid-afternoon.

So I told Ali I wanted to go in and ask for an even 24 despite Tony being “done”.  So we were ready to resume negotiations but Tony was still nowhere to be seen.  He again had disappeared, again keeping us waiting for at least another 10 minutes.  This guy is something else.

Finally he comes back and we go back into his office.  I tell Tony we would be willing to go to 24k.  Tony reacted negatively, initially acting like he was unwilling to move any further.  I told him that I am surprised he would let a deal go over $200.  He then “compromises” once again and says ok I’ll split the difference and took another $100 off the price.  Ok fine, I wasn’t going to repeat the f’in process again over $100.  I said it was a deal.

Finally the negotiation with this dipshit was done.  It was nice to know that regardless of if you are selling Hyundai’s or Jaguars the same basic tactics are used.  It is such a pain in the ass.

I had gotten the financing already done in my name and told Ali I would like to have the SSR just in my name since it is my baby.  I did the same thing with the 88 Vette and 71 Buick as well. It was now almost noon so Ali was able to head out for the long drive back while I stuck around and waited to take delivery.

I was glad to have all of the annoying parts of the car buying experience out of the way and now I just wait to head out in my new awesome wheels.  If only that was the case.

So Tony tells me the F&I guy that normally works Fridays is off because his dad had a heart attack.  He said the other F&I woman is off Fridays but she lives close, he will have to call her to come in, it should be 10-15 minutes. He said he would have the SSR taken back and cleaned up.  He said they would even put SOME gas in it since it was almost out. Ok fine, whatever.

Well that 10-15 minutes took more like a half hour until I was in the woman’s office.  She seemed nice enough.  She had the details of the deal which revealed she could skip all of the typical games with financing.  Where I worked we routinely would pad the bank interest rate and make a good chunk of change by doing so.  I don’t know if a Jaguar dealership would attempt the same shit but I was just as good to not have to find out.  I also told her no extended warranty pitch was needed.  If I was interested in that my credit union could provide that as well at a discounted rate.

The paper signing process didn’t take long, maybe 10 minutes.  I thanked her for her efforts and once again ran into Tony.  He said that a guy just took the SSR out to get some gas in it.  Since the gas station was only a few blocks away it should only take a few minutes.

I sat down in the lounge and sent out news of my purchase on social media.  After that I anxiously sat there, half watching the tv, half watching the driveway for my new silver beast to return.  After at least 15 minutes it still had not returned.

I found Tony again and asked what was up, it shouldn’t take very long to dump gas in the car.  Tony said he didn’t know why the guy isn’t back yet but he was sure it would be any minute.  I told him I was going outside to stretch my legs and wait.

Well I walked around the lot for another 10 to 15 minutes and the guy was STILL not back, what the fck?  FINALLY the car pulls in and is promptly driven back to the garage area.  He has MORE to do with it???  Tony came out and asked if the guy came back yet.  I told him he just did but he drove it back to the garage.

Tony goes marching back to the garage and I hear him bitching the guy out.  I couldn’t make it all out but in a nutshell he said asked him why the F it took him 25 minutes to get gas.  I saw the guy looking dejected as he was scolded like a child.  I had visions of this punk taking my SSR for one last joyride.  Who knows what actually happened.

When Tony drove the car back up front I walked around it again just to make sure no new cosmetic blemishes were just introduced by this dipshit.  As Tony was attaching my new license plate I asked him if he has personnel issues in the detailing department.  He sighed and said yes.

Finally, finally I was ready to get the F out of there.  I shook Tony’s hand even though he didn’t really deserve it.  When I got in the car I did another quick visual survey to make sure nothing new looked f’d up. After confirming everything was intact I pulled out, glad I would never need to see Treasure Coast Jaguar again.

I left the top up since the skies looked somewhat menacing.  It felt a bit surreal to be driving out in my new wheels.  I have had the Camaro vision in my head for so long it felt very odd to be able to finally dismiss it from my personal to do’s. Ultra-cool set of wheels for Duf, check.

I felt very secure in my vehicle purchasing detour.  By dumb luck I wound up rediscovering a vehicle possibility that I never considered up until several days prior.  I wound up getting something arguably “cooler” than a 2012 Camaro.  It’s unique and will only be more so over time since the three year production run only produced around 25,000 SSR’s.

The Ricochet Silver color, while not as bold as Inferno Orange, still looks great.  The aggressive body lines of the SSR more than make up for it.

Financially there is no comparison.  The SSR payments will plug right into the Camry budget column that was never removed with room to spare.  Hell when I first started the Camaro idea two years ago we literally started a refinance of our house to make it more doable.  Thank goodness the refi didn’t go through.

The drive back across the state was long.  I worked on familiarizing myself with the various controls and gauges.  I played around a lot with the 6 way power seat.  Even with all of the adjustment options I was ready for a break after a couple hours. I was bummed out that it started raining on the drive back, meaning the SSR will already be needing a bath over the weekend. It also meant I would be keeping the top up the entire way.

Even so I was enjoying rowing through the gears and the sweet sounds that accompany it.  It’s very hard to not want to run the rpm’s up on every start, it just feels and sounds good.  Sort of like why I like squeezing the trigger of my cordless drill whenever it is in my hand.

After the long day of driving, negotiating and being annoyed I had no desire to try to immediately whip the garage into shape to fit both cars.  The SSR was going to have to spend it’s first night at our house outdoors.

The cleaning people did not show up as promised.  We wound up rescheduling them for Saturday instead.  We still needed to go to Sam’s and get groceries so Ali and I did a rare combo shopping trip.  Of course we took the SSR.

The bed in the SSR is on the small side for pick up trucks but it is far larger than any trunk you will ever find so it worked out just fine for storing groceries.  Ali even was gracious enough to understand that going anywhere in the SSR is going to mean we will be getting some extra cardio work in, as in longer walks in the parking lot.  I will always being parked as far away from other cars as possible.

On the way back it started to rain again, how annoying.  By the time we got home it was pouring.  The carpeted bed in the SSR got quite wet while the groceries were unloaded, grrr.

This rain evidently was cast off from that hurricane that blew apart.  It wound up raining hard for at least the next 12 hours.  When I awoke Saturday morning our back yard was as flooded as I had seen it since Wilma.

I am so over rainy season.

It was such a soppy mess outside I didn’t even bother weeding, f it.  Instead I dove into more SSR research.  I discovered an SSR owner message board that seems to be a great resource.  It led me to a way to download for free the SSR owner manuals that were not included with the truck.

Since the cleaning people were coming I didn’t have to do any of my normal weekend indoor maintenance which was nice.  My weekend was very uncharacteristically  void of normal housework which was good since I had a garage to rearrange.

I started on the process while the house was cleaned.  I pulled basically everything on the garage floor that was on the left and right wall out.  One of these items was the garage fridge.  That wasn’t actually pulled out.  Instead it found itself relocated in the middle of the back wall.  In order for that to happen I had to remove two small shelves that were mounted there as well as pulling out the Workmate that has sat there for years as a glorified table.

Some of the stuff that was pulled out was relocated to the small shed including two of our four garage bikes, the generator, some jack stands, the Workmate and a few other things.  Other items had their usefulness reevaluated and found their way into the trash.  Others just got pulled out to be reinserted hopefully once the vehicles were back inside.

So I first wanted to back the SSR in against the left side.  With the van and Tacoma in their parking spot I had precious little room to turn around so wound up backing onto the sopping wet grass.  When I nudged myself back up onto the driveway I managed to spin mud all around the wheel well and rear quarter.  I was pissed.  I angrily pulled out the hose and washed the mud off before it had a chance to dry.

Ali got behind me in the garage and guided me in, keeping me close to the left wall but not too close. Inching the car back was a good test of manual transmission abilities which had pretty come back 100% by that point.  I got the car parked securely and still had room behind me to open the fridge, barely.

We then pulled the Camry in and verified that both vehicles do indeed fit.

Now the unfun part began, trying to put anything other than two cars into the garage.  I quickly found myself frustrated as I looked fruitlessly to get items into the garage in a way that would not be incredibly inconvenient to access when needed.  I got everything in but was not happy at all with the end result.  I obviously had more work that needed to be done.

I had run out of time to work on it for the day.  We had some errands to get done and also had to pick up race entries for Sunday’s race.  Of course we took the SSR back out.  The skies still looked menacing so I didn’t drop the top until we got closer to town where things cleared up.   Man it was sweet cruising with the top down, even though it was almost summertime hot and humid out.

On the way back the car unfortunately once again got to experience rain.  Luckily the top goes up quickly so 15 seconds after pulling under a gas station overhang we were back on the road protected from the elements.

Saturday night was uneventful as we did race prep and hit the sack early.  I was very tired and out like a light by 9pm.

Sunday the 4:15 alarm was not welcome.  To be honest I really didn’t feel like timing the race.  A large part of my race timing drive had always been, hey, it’s extra money towards a Camaro (although it never seemed to actually be put towards it).  Well anyway that need is no longer there.  Sure some extra bucks here and there is nice and will help do some of the minor things I would like to do with the car.  But since the SSR invokes none of the financial hardship a Camaro would have that need is dramatically lessened.

Well being the team player I am I drug myself out of bed and drug Ali out shortly thereafter.  We got on the race site a little “late” at about 5:40 am. Normally we aim to be on site two hours before the race is scheduled to start.

Well there was only one other vehicle there and our big truck that has all of our race supplies was nowhere to be seen.  That’s odd, we rarely beat the truck here when we are on time even.  Well this was just a sign of things to come.

Even though this is held in a county park, the county doesn’t believe in lighting the park throughout the night, it is pitch dark.  The only light source we had were two battery powered lanterns I bring along to a race.  I used one lantern on a table back at the pavilion we were supposed to set up at.  I figured while I was waiting for the truck to arrive I could at least plug my power strip into one of the several power outlets on the pavilion supports to get the laptops up and running.

I went around to each and every outlet and they were dead as a doornail, that’s just great.  Even though we have been timing races with chips for around 4 years and have established a long time ago that power on site is a crucial item that HAS to be verified by the club race contact, it wasn’t done in this case.  Evidently an assumption was made that shouldn’t have  been.

So now the scramble begins.  Without power we are in trouble.  The laptops will only run so long on battery alone and I can’t run my laser printer on batteries.  I start walking the area with my other lantern and a light up, led power cord to help me test for juice.  As I was walking around the truck showed up thankfully.

I was not alone in my search for power, I had two other people helping as well.  We all were striking out and all getting very frustrated that we were dealing with an issue that should never come up.

Well off in the distance I saw the glow of a soda machine.  It was located at a building some 200 yards from the registration area.  I walked over to the building and verified I could reach the open power outlet.  I told the others I have power albeit from far, far away.  Luckily the club recently has invested in additional extension cords.  I think we now have over 1000 feet total.

We started the process of running a VERY long circuit first to the finish line and then hopefully over to the registration area.  Before we completed the run someone discovered that the main building close to the pavilion actually had an unlocked door so we were able to tap additional power from there.

Like I said, the park was pitch dark.  I saw two different people fall on their face while trying to navigate the twisting pathway that lead to the registration area.  They were lucky they weren’t seriously hurt.

So finally we had power for the event and could move forward with the registration process.  Now the next problem presented itself, a cluster f of humanity jammed into a small pavilion.

We have worked quite hard over the past couple years at streamlining the pre-race process.  Part of that has been buying additional tents and signage to direct runners to the proper area and minimize confusion and delays.  We also have changed the way we number runners so bibs are numerically matched alphabetically to the last name to further expedite things.

Well all of that was thrown out the window for this race.  They put stuff under the pavilion because it was always put under the pavilion I guess, regardless of if it makes sense anymore.  There were no signs telling anywhere were to go, just constant questions and finger pointing.  It was just unprofessional.

Luckily the race is not huge, with less than 300 participants.  Ali was going to run the race and then changed her mind when it looked like we would not get out from under the paper curve but then decided to run after all when we got ahead of it.

I made a boo boo that I didn’t realize until a couple people mentioned that it seemed their chip time was about 20 seconds faster than what they recorded on their watch.  Well I realized that I misentered the start time of the race by 20 seconds, meaning everyone’s time was off.  I knew I could fix it but I didn’t quite remember how.  Finally I was able to get the times fixed shortly before the awards ceremony started.

Ali, despite saying her legs felt “cloudy” before the race actually posted a decent time, averaging a 9:25 pace over the 5 mile course.

I was quite glad to get the hell out of there once the race was done.  My lack of desire to time the event certainly wasn’t bolstered by the events of the day.

The Eagles didn’t play the Cowboys until Sunday night so I had the rest of the day to dig further into the SSR and the garage reorg.

I had read up the owners manual I downloaded the night before so I wanted to check a few things out. The first thing I did was program the built in Homelink system to work with our garage door.  I then tried playing a MP3 cd that I made.  Supposedly the stereo supports the format, well I couldn’t get that to work.

I also noticed more of the poor interior quality that I read about.  In addition the broken cupholder faceplate I saw other small things that will need some attention like a glove box that requires a firm slam to stay closed and a pop out cigarette lighter/ash tray door that is rigged with a small screw.  The stuff is a small annoyance at best.

So I turned my attention back to finishing up the garage work.  We had picked up some hardware at Lowe’s on Saturday, one flip out support to mount on the wall and hooks that could be used to hang bikes upside down from the ceiling.  I wasn’t quite sure what the final configuration would be.

One thing I did know was the shelf in the back corner had to come out since that was the wall one bike would go on.  After removing the shelf I used my stud finder to see my options with the new bracket.  The stud placement was either too far left or right for where I wanted the bike to go so instead I utilized a spare piece of 2″x6″ as a go between.  I secured both ends of the wood to the studs and then attached the bracket to the wood.

I then put Ali’s bike up there and verified I JUST had enough clearance to slide the trash can and recycle bin underneath.  Now I turned my attention to the ceiling.  Again the stud spacing was a problem.  The only place I could screw the hooks into was in the frame that surrounds the trap door.  It’s not the most visually pleasing location but it was sturdy and still allowed space for the Camry to be pulled in.

I replaced the shelf that collapsed a few months back with the shelf I removed.  I added additional supports to make sure there would be no future structural collapses.  I took the two extra bike hooks I had and screwed them into the roof support in the small shed to get one of the two relocated bikes up in the air where it will do better.

I did a decent job of making everything have a new home without totally destroying usability of the garage.  I have to admit though having everything look so tight in there causes me some angst.  It has been so long since two vehicles were in the garage I am just used to having ample space in there.  I am sure it is just a matter of time until that angst fades.

If you would like to see all of the pictures associated with the SSR you can see them here. If you want to see the awesome hard top retraction sequence go here.

Wow what a football game.  Andy Reid has continued his pretty amazing streak of week after bye wins.  Quite simply he has NEVER lost a game following a bye week, ever.  The Eagles destroyed the Cowboys on both sides of the ball.  I made sure I stayed awake for the entire game by watching the first 3 quarters out in the great room.  Starting a game while laying in bed is a surefire recipe for sleep.

Although it was fantastic performance I am far from disillusioned.  This is the same team that also shit the bed 4 weeks in a row.  My hopes are far from high but I’ll take a Cowboy ass beating any way I can get it.

Hey the world just passed 7 billion people, yay!

Look at these numbers and see if you notice any problem.

It took until 1804 for the first billion human beings to occupy the planet.

It took 123 more years until the second billion came to be in 1927.

The jump to 3 billion came in 1959, only 33 years later.

In only a decade and a half in 1974 another billion mouths were added.

5 billion people came to be even quicker, 13 years later in 1987.

The next billion came around in a scant 11 years in 1998! Bringing the world population to 6 billion.

Now 13 years after that we find our world stuffed with 7 billion people.  If you graph that curve it is obvious something will have to give.  Either the world implodes and is no longer to support the tremendous demands we place upon it or there is some sort of mass extinction event that gets the numbers back in balance.  Neither option is particularly rosey.

Keep pumping out those kids!!