Gremlins

I have mentioned that recently there have been several instances where it seemed like stuff around the house were moved by someone/thing other than me.  You may recall how my nightstand table was moved 7 or 8 inches although that was probably the end result of the surprising pushing power of my Neato.

Well over the weekend it was quite windy.  Whenever  the wind kicks up it always blows the cheap plastic Adirondack style chairs on the dog deck off onto the grass.  The chairs were on the grass all weekend long.  I had plenty of other things going on so I didn’t really give a fck if the chairs were on the grass.

So I pull up in the driveway last night and see that the chairs are on the deck. I sat in the truck for a few moments and just stared.  I have NO recollection of putting the chairs back up on the deck over the weekend.

I get out of the truck and walk over to the gate to see if it was secured.  It was although it seemed looser than I normally would secure it.  Weird shit…..

So last night I wake up and notice the LCD on my Sony Dash alarm clock is on.  I have it on a schedule so that the LCD is turned off automatically from 11pm to 5AM to keep the room dark.  I look at the device and I see the time reads 6:30!  What the hell, I don’t recall the alarm going off?!  It’s weird that it still seems very dark outside for 6:30.

So I spring out of bed since I was an hour past my normal wake up time.  I head into the bathroom and as I am taking a leak I look at the clock on the wall and see it reads 2:15am. Argh!

I go back to bed and unplug the power cord to the Dash and plug it back in, evidently it was locked up…..

I went back to bed and tried to resume my strange dream where I was involved in making a protein shake that included a half dozen soft pretzels.