Gym jabbermouth

It’s amazing I get so much blog material from the gym.  At the gym there is an older, sorta stubby guy with thinning hair up top and facial hair to compensate.  He is nice guy and normally when I am in there he is always talking to someone.  One time I made the mistake of talking to him.  Don’t get me wrong, the guy is interesting to talk to and engaging but he is like a tractor beam once you speak to him.  He locks on and will not let go.  That one day I missed half my workout because of my inability to remove myself from conversation with the man.

Well today when I got in, the guy was there at the station right next to me.  Luckily he already ensnared someone else, a tall younger, almost Canadian lookin guy.  He had his ear for the ENTIRE 45 minutes I was there.  They did nothing besides mouth exercise the entire time.  As I walked out the door I looked back just to make sure, yep, still blabbing away.  I mean how does the guy get anything done with his life if he talks that much?

One of the annoying things about going to my little shithole gym is the shopping center I have to drive through to get to it.  I have to inch through a good 1/4 mile or more of stupid pedestrians performing repeated acts of daring/stupidity.  Today on my way back there was a woman that crossed in front of me.  She was a chubby hispanic woman with one kid on her hip and two more in tow.  The kid was on her right hip and I was approaching from her right. The kid on her hip blocked her view to the right.  She NEVER bothered to look my direction at all she just sauntered right across the road. It is one thing to be a stupid person and endanger your own life, but to endanger your kids lives by being too f’in lazy to turn your head 90 degrees is another level of idiocy.  Every single day I growl during that part of my tip.