Family Brain Fart

So I am doing cardio at the gym and on the TV right in front of me is the Family Feud.  Nowadays it is hosted by that creepy looking guy that hosts the Thanksgiving Dog Show, was on Dancing with the Stars and used to play Eileen’s boss on Seinfeld, whatever his name is.  Well the family that made it to the final round was an all american black family.  All american because every one of them except one was at least 50 pounds overweight with a couple probably closer to the century mark in pounds they could lose. Boy did they choke in the finals.

 First woman up gave these answers

Name the longest amount of time a guy has admitted to watching tv straight – 10 minutes (WTF)

Name a food other than chocolate that is fattening – cake

Name something in an operating room – a PHONE (Brilliant!)

Name a book people refer to often – the dictionary

Name something to help have a healthy heart – she couldn’t think of anything HAHA

Well her first, third and fifth answers got a big fat goose egg and she only got 57 points total (need 200 to win)  So it was all up to the big ass matriarch of the family to save the day, she managed to actually do worse.  Her answers were as follows:

#1 – 3 hours

#2 – PASS (WTF??)

#3 – Doctors

#4 – DR SPOCK (WTF?????????)

#5 – PASS

Hahaha she scraped together only another measly 30 points.  What a joke.  It was so perfect that neither of these women had any idea of one thing they could do to help with a healthy heart.  Stand up for America, be an American!!