Unconscious

So one of the last things I do at home while getting ready for work is to put on my watch and clip my office keys to my belt.  After putting my watch on I am feeling around for the keys but don’t feel/see them.  Hmmm, I must have left them at work on Thursday, oh well.  So I drive into work and ask my boss if I could borrow her keys so I could open my office, I left my keys inside.  So I open my office door and look around for the keys, they are nowhere to be found.  WTF?  Then for some reason, I decide to look down.  Yep, there are my keys, clipped to my belt.  I evidently managed to instantly forget the act of clipping them to my belt.  Pretty cool, huh?

I still am having intestinal issues for going on the fourth day, very unusual for me.  I am not enjoying the experience in the least.  I was very tired last night.  I can’t believe I summoned enough energy to get through a 300 yesterday.

Ali paid for the fencing material yesterday.  After work I stopped at Home Depot and checked into power augers to dig the holes.  The one man unit can make an 8 inch hole as deep as 48 inches which should be more than enough for almost everything.  It will be a $65 very well spent.

Wow I would hate to be the governor of New York right about now.  Imagine the conversation with the wife.  I mean the reality of it is tons of men cheat on their wives for various reasons.  I would imagine boredom would top the list.  However if you are a public official, you are held to a higher standard and are expected to not crumble to the urges of normal human beings.  I’m sure it feels like a thousand dump trucks loaded to the brim with shame all dumped on him at once.  Sucks to be him.  Clinton survived it, although it wasn’t a prostitute, just an eager to please, chubby intern.