New “tips” from this weekend’s volleyball action

by Duf Anything and Everything

https://blog.duf.net/helpwin.htm

227. When you find out that one of the players on the team you are playing in the finals is from France, ask him “Are you planning to surrender?”

228. Admit to your partner after a devastating loss in pool play that you feel depressed so he can crank up his level of play to carry you through the mini-playoff game.

229. Prepare for a tournament by playing various Wii Sports games the night before.

230. Conceal a pack of baby wipes in a towel and carry the towel with you to the public restroom to make sure you aren’t “up the creek without a paddle” when performing your customary pre-tournament bowel movement.