Kicker

Last night I had some weird dream, it seemed like an episode of a tv show.  There was a bad guy that sort of looked like Dean Cain. Early on in the show I had a MMA style fight with Dean and he beat me pretty easily.

Dean had evil intentions.  He had a plot to turn a small sleepy town into a huge tourist trap.  I was intent on exposing his plan.  I managed to get ahold of a secret blueprint that showed Cain’s plot to turn the center of the town into a large parking lot for bus parking.

I held up the blueprint for the town folk to see.  Dean tried to discredit my evidence and was trying to talk his way out of it.  As he was blabbing away I slipped behind him and tried to apply a rear naked choke, complete with a body triangle.

After a brief struggle I found myself standing above Dean and I started kicking him violently.  After three or four fast hard kicks I woke myself up and realized I was kicking SADIE!  The poor dog was sound asleep down by my feet and all of a sudden found herself getting pummeled.  She jumped off the bed, surely confused and scared by what happened.

Of course I felt terrible and went down and petted her to let her know she did nothing wrong.  I coaxed her back up on the bed and had her lay on me where she feel back asleep.  She stayed away from my feet.

This doesn’t happen often but I have had several violent episodes while sleeping.  One time I smashed my fist through a glass table by the bed.  I have beaten the hell out of a few pillows too. Ali has been lucky enough to not receive anything but glancing blows up to this point.