Category Anything and Everything

Blind as a bat

The past couple days I have had to spend a lot of time at our other offices, 2 of them being driver license offices. As I was working I got to see some of the people taking the eye test. It is unbelievable that some of these people are still driving. One elderly gentleman had his head on the vision tester for at least 2 or 3 minutes as the clerk repeatedly told him to read line 5, he would read line 3, read incorrectly or claim to not see anything at all. Eventually the clerk had to politely tell the gentleman that he could not drive. I was surprised how many failed the vision test, one older guy was going back and forth with the tester like he was in a virtual 3d game. I suppose he thought if he moved his body to the left and right more he could see better. Some of these people literally looked like they had one foot in the grave yet they are behind the wheel on the same roads as you and me. Crazy.

Belated Amazon hatin..

I had forgotten to blog how else Amazon pissed me off since my original rant. My complaint letter went without even so much as a canned reply. When Christmas came, I opened up 3 volleyballs and 2 of the same dvd thanks to Amazon’s wish list system not working as it is supposed to. If someone buys you something off that wish list it is supposed to remove that item from the list so others don’t buy the same thing. Bastards.

New Year, New Blog

My first blog of 2004, hurray. I’m happy to report no cars burned up over the holiday and major calamity was avoided. In contrast to the Christmas 4 day weekend, the New Year’s 4 day hiatus was much more filled with work.

Our New Years Eve plans were simple. There were two firework displays going on. The first was on the gulf. It was really great weather, probably around 70. We had our chairs right next to the water so we had the background sounds of breaking waves as we watched the fireworks light up the sky and water. It was a very well done show, better in my opinion than the 4th of July fireworks we saw this past year. Afterwards we headed to a local park that had another show going on at 9pm. That show topped the first! It was done to music and had some firewrks that I had never seen before like ones that were smiley faces and hearts. The finale of that one was spectacular. The show wound up around 9:30. We had plenty of time to head home and watch the ball drop. We watched Dick Clark as always. His Rockin Eve show seems much lamer than in years past with all sort of fake interaction between Dick live and the recorded people out in Hollywood. Plus as I complained about last year, he doesn’t go on top of the roof anymore. Anyways, we hit bed probably 10 minutes after midnight. Not a big celebration but it was still very enjoyable, unlike any New Years experience I have had up north.

New Years day we spent the majority of our time at my mom’s new place doing lawn maintenance. As part of a deal we worked out with the owner, we agreed to do lawn maintenance in exchange for a break on the rent for my mom. The yard was a pretty big mess and we spent a good couple hours pruning, weed whacking and mowing. It looked much better when we finished. We had to stop at Wal-mart to pick up a new vacuum cleaner because we gave mom ours to have. What a zoo, wal-mart on New Years day is not recommended.

Friday was moving day. We loaded up a bunch of stuff and dumped it at mom’s place. While Ali and mom were cleaning and unpacking I was doing “man” stuff like moving furniture around, hooking up the stereo, collecting trash and looking in the attic to figure out how I was going to get cable into my mom’s bedroom (had none). My mom’s new place is nothing fancy but it’s cute and we were able to walk to the beach in 13 minutes from her place, a MAJOR perk. I came back Friday night with another bug up my ass to get the cable run into mom’s room. I knew this would be a nasty process. It required me to slink around the attic with barely enough room for me to crawl on my hand’s and knees, with nothing but studs to support me, filled with blow in fiberglass insulation. To reach the corner of the closet where I needed to drop the line required me to be on my belly, wedged into the corner of the roofline with a cordless drill trying to locate the drill spot by Alisons tapping on the ceiling. It was bad. I was coughing from all the shit that was in the air from the insulation, drilling multiple holes from misjudged location information, running out of battery power on my cordless and generally becoming very aggravated. During one of my attempts to crawl out I got too high and was impaled with a rusty roofing nail in my shoulder, need to get that tetnis shot sooner or later I guess. Eventually I got the cable where I wanted, tested it and it worked! My reward for the effort was a bloody shoulder and arms that felt like they had a million tiny splinters in them from the fiberglass in the insulation, lovely.

We got finished up late, headed home and I couldn’t wait to get a shower to clean up. Just after I got all soaped up, the water shuts off….. No problem, I have had this happen before, normally the float in the tank gets stuck, I just need to reset it. So out I go in a towel and flip flops, dripping wet with soapy water. Hmmm everything looks normal, further investigation led me to see there was zero pressure from the well pump. So I head out to the well in the back yard (still in towel and flip flops) and take apart the electric box to see if I can notice anything abnormal. Nope, just wires in there, no breakers, fuses or anything that I could “fix” Great. So I left a message on the well companies machine and resigned myself going to bed with sticky soap residue all over me. What a day.

On Saturday I awoke and had a couple other ideas about things I could try on the equipment. I went out and lo and behold we magically had water pressure again. I have no idea how or why but didn’t care. It’s been fine ever since. The rest of the weekend was filled with nfl playoff watching, tivo hacking and several more trips to mom’s new place to take stuff and do stuff. Nothing very interesting.

My mom seems quite happy to be in her own place. I have to admit I was really sad on Friday when I left her there. I almost felt like I was giving her the boot. However she seems absolutely thrilled to be there which makes me feel a whole lot better about it. It’s seems strange after 8 months to have the house to ourselves again. It’s nice.

Xmas pics, gym odor

I finally got around to uploading the Xmas day pictures, enjoy.

At the gym today I was doing sitting cable rows which just happens to be next to the water fountain. 3 guys came up to get water at the same time. In seconds a disgusting, pungent, overwhelming stench of extreme BO hit me. Of course the first thing is to confirm it isn’t from yourself, after doing that I turned my attention to the guys at the fountain. The smell was absolutely putrid, I have no idea how the offender can stand the smell of himself. I couldn’t determine exactly which one was the culprit so in the future I’ll be doing wide circles around all 3 of them. How can you stink that bad and not know it? Nasty…..

Tivo hacking, New Years, Year recap

In yet another chapter in my attempt to further my geek career I did some additonal modifications to my Tivo last night. I can now telnet to it, ftp to it as well as control it via a web browser. In the Tivo hacking community these tricks are very tame in comparison to some of the things that can be done but for me, it was cool just the same. Now if I forgot to set the Tivo up to grab something I can hop on a web browser anywhere and set it up. Very cool, at least to me it is. 🙂

We have no big New Year’s plans. As of now we are planning to hit one or two of the local firework shows that are going on. Alison and I were trying to remember if they ever did fireworks at New Year back home. The only time we could remember it happening was for the bicenquinquangenary thing (spelling). Down here they have them every year. We should be back home in time to see good ole Dick drop the ball.

New Years is the time for resolutions, reflections and lamenting the passing of another year faster than the last. Oh wait maybe the lamenting part is just something I do. 2003 was an up and down year for me, here are the noteables.

2003 Highlights

Carnival Cruise
Addition of Nicki to our family
Green Bay Trip
Miami / Eagles game
Getting Mom moved down from PA
265
Finally getting braces

2003 Lowlights

Buick blaze
Pottstown Rumble Cancellation
Ball Hog Rainout
Eagles NFC Championship Loss
Sentra 2003 purchase fiasco
Another year older

We knocked out a number of major home improvements this past year. The big ones included installing gutters around the entire house, getting the storage shed, having the driveway concreted, tiling various areas inside the house and completing the landscaping around the pool as well as a couple dozen other smaller projects.

I never really proclaim official resolutions for the new year but if I had to make a short list for next year it would include:

Be in better shape than the previous year (eternal resolution)
Find a way to allow Alison to quit the job she hates and work part time from home
Be less busy with home projects and enjoy more of what our area has to enjoy
Be happy

2004 could be a big year of change and hopefully for the better. Happy New Year everyone.

Gym, more Return of Kings questions

That big oaf that was part of my most awkward gym moment ever was there today. I acted like I never saw the guy before in my life. F him.

I am still hung up on the wimpy Gandolph role in the final movie. When he reappeared in number 2, he could create blinding light, swat away arrows and make swords glow red hot. In the final orc battle he was hitting orcs with his stick. No use of magic whatsoever, makes no sense to me.

And why did Sauramon lose his powers just cause the tree dudes flooded out his pit? That seemed odd.

Holiday recap, Football, Puppy horror, Lord of Rings marathon

The 4 day Xmas weekend has come and gone. The post xmas letdown is in effect although it isn’t terribly severe. I had a good weekend, mostly. On Christmas Eve we went to the neighbors for dinner. Like our prior experience there, the amount of food was incredible. We had 9 people total, there was enough food to feed 30, at least. We had a nice dinner, eating way more than we should. We got home after 10 and went to bed shortly thereafter. I didn’t really have a ton of anticipation that the next day was Christmas. That Florida winter effect was mostly responsible I think.

On Christmas day I slept LATE, 6:30 am. That is very late for Christmas. However, I was the first one up so I took the dog out, ate my breakfast, turned on the tree lights and the train and waited for mom and Ali to get up. Mom got up shortly after me, Ali not until around 7:30. The gift exchange was fun, I got way more than I expected. It was a bit of a bummer because obviously Ali and I buy a lot more for each other than we do for mom so we were opening 4 or 5 presents for every one mom did. Ali liked her stuff even though the majority of it were different books. Her two big gifts from me were a mp3 player to replace the one that was stolen from the gym and a gift certificate for a half day spa package. (repeat gift from last year) I got several dvd’s I wanted, a few xbox games (including a replacement from Nicki for the one she destroyed), several new indoor volleyball’s, replacement floormats for the Tacoma, and a way cool clock that displays the time with pins that I asked for. All very cool stuff.

We made and received a number of family phone calls and we spent some time cleaning up the carnage from present opening. We decided that in preparation for going to see Return of the King on Friday we would watch 1 and 2 first. In total we spent 9 plus hours watching Lord of the Rings movies. So we fired up number one, 3 hours or so later we finished up just in time to get ready for dinner number two at the neighbors. Again, there was way too much food. I wasn’t really into it. I just didn’t feel like being social for whatever reason. I think all the gluttony was bothering me as well. To keep things interesting I brought Nicki over to join the party. She ran wild and was the entertainment. Ali was really enjoying the family atmosphere but I was ready to head home. Once we went home, the post holiday thing set in and I realized that even though Xmas was fun it just didn’t really feel like Xmas. Just something I have to deal with, it’ll never be as good as it once was.

Friday was Lord of the Rings Day. We spent the morning watching Two Towers, another 3 hour investment. In retrospect it was helpful to watch one and two again to refresh the storyline for us. That afternoon we went to see Return of the King. This was the longest of the trilogy, clocking in at about 3 hours and 20 minutes. It was very good, certain parts drug on a bit but it was an impressive flick. I did have a couple questions that possibly could be answered here. (possible spoiler so skip to next paragraph if you don’t want to know ANYTHING about the movie) Why did Gandolph not use any magic in the epic battles in the end? He is beating guys with a stick and hand to hand combat, yet he is a wizard? Why not use his uber magic to kill bunches of orcs at once? Is the ghost warrior thing part of the original book? That part of it was kind of dumb to me, Aragorn brings his ghost buddies with to kick ass. The part where Sam is rushing up the orc tower to save Frodo was silly. The orcs just happen to fight each other and in the process clean out the entire tower for Sam? And finally, where are they going on the boat at the end? My wife said it was to go die but that make no sense, why would the Elves be going since they never die and Gandolph who has lived for hundreds of years? And why would Frodo be shipping off to die? Any wisdom on these issues would be appreciated. 🙂

Saturday was housework day. We cleaned and organized. We got word from Mom that she was a go for her new place and in fact had a key to it already! She will be moving within a couple weeks! It will be wierd to have her out but I think it will workout better for all of us. She will be a stone’s throw from work and the beach which will relieve a lot of stress for her. We will go back to a more normal existence. My mom tries to be as unobtrusive as possible but it’s impossible to not have issues in a situation where you are living with a parent. We also got word that Alison’s good friend and her daughter were coming down for a last minute visit this upcoming weekend. So we had to clean out the spare bedroom that was filled with all sorts of junk as it had become our repository for anything that we did not currently have a place for. We had all of the labor done by around 2 or 3pm, not bad. That included my organizing the garage and washing both of our vehicles.

Saturday evening the Eagles played. It was an important game because they needed the win to lock up the division title and to ensure they had a first round bye. They smoked the Redskins and played well. They still had a shot to win homefield advantage if the Rams managed to lose to the Lions which was very unlikely. BUT, miracles of miracles, they lost! I was cheering on the Lions like they were my team, it was great! The Ram’s choke means all playoff games this year will be home games for the Birds. Hopefully this year will be their year. The last day of the season saw a lot of wild finishes and big chokes. The Ram’s choke was huge but the Viking’s was equally impressive. All they had to do was beat the lowly Cardinals to get in to the playoffs. Instead, they lost on the last play of the game on a 4th and 24. Unbelievable.

Sunday morning was a puppy horror show. I woke up about 7:30 and was enthusiastically greeted by her. My mom already had let her out. However while I was petting her I noticed she had dried gunk in her fur. What the? I looked at her one stuffed animal that is kept in her crate with her, covered with brown stuff. I shot a glance at her crate. Her pillow is covered in diarrhea, just covered in it. A picture of my face at that very moment would have been classic. I immediately wake up Alison and said, “Nicki needs to get a bath now, she shit her crate!” Those words worked better than any alarm clock has on Ali. She shot up and saw the damage. It was gruesome. We also noticed Nicki’s nose was raw. Evidently she was trying to cover it up by rubbing her nose on the pillow, so much so that it bled. We felt bad for her. Our immediate thoughts were that the switch we just made to adult dog food for her may have had an adverese affect. We drug her into the shower and washed the excrement off. Gross. At one point Ali said to me that I did not need to have such a disgusted look on my face. I asked her if she expected me to have a big toothy grin? I mean come on… We got her clean, Ali threw her bed and stuffed animals in the wash and the worst was over. I decided to not even ask my mom why she was just letting Nicki walk around the house with dried shit on her as opposed to keeping her outside until we did something but decided to not pursue it.

The rest of the day was relaxed. We went for a 3 and half mile walk, I finished Hunter Redeemer (a bit disappointing) and then watched the Lions win, flew my plane a bit and enjoyed the day. The weather all weekend was just about perfect. Mid 70’s, open up the windows, this is why we moved to Florida weather.

I did frequently check the news sites over the weekend hoping I would not see news of any terrorist events popping up. Thankfully, the big holiday attack they feared didn’t materialize but unfortunately we will probably always be on permanent alert, anyday could be the next disaster.

Long recap but what did you expect after a 4 day weekend. I have another one coming up this weekend, woohoo.

Holiday Happiness

Christmas Eve is here! Christmas is by far my favorite holiday. I have all of my shopping done. Tonight and tomorrow we are going over to the next door neighbors house for a meal with them and their family. It should be fun.

Every holiday season seems to come around faster each year. They seem to all run into each other after awhile. The most memorable are the ones that happened sometime around the period when I was between 8 and 12. Grandma, Grandpa, Great Grandma, Aunt Sis, Uncle Randy, Uncle Butch, Aunt Stephanie, Steve, & Jen, would all come over to our small farmhouse on Christmas Eve. Christmas eve rocked because it was the height of anticipation of the entire year. The christmas break from school had just started so I had 2 weeks of nothing but playing with my new toys ahead of me. Pure bliss. Mom would have the table lit with candles, grandpa would complain he couldn’t see the food. The woodstove was burning, keeping the house toasty. The christmas tree seemed larger than life back then even though it was probably only 6 or 7 feet high. Sleeping on Christmas Eve was incredibly difficult. I always would wake up very early, 4am or so. The 2 hours or so before mom and dad would awake was always painfully long. Then the moment arrived when we could go downstairs, turn the corner and be amazed how the tree that had nothing around it last night was surrounded by presents! Santa was awesome. 15 minutes of fanatical wrapping paper destruction later, it was over. What a rush. After my parents began divorce proceedings when I was 12 or so, Christmas was never the same. I still looked forward to it but it was changed after that.

Nowadays, I still have a tendency to wake up early on Christmas. I enjoy present exchanges but enjoy when others open my gifts more than vice versa. Most of the anticipation and excitement has been replaced with appreciation for having a day or two off and relief from surviving the financial onslaught the holidays always puts on our bank account. The tree doesn’t look very big anymore. Many of the relatives I mentioned earlier are either dead or I just don’t keep in touch with.

The best part of Christmas is the increase in goodwill you come across day to day. Most people are generaly happier, friendlier and the world is a better place to walk through during the holidays. I hope everyone has a great holiday season. Peace on Earth, good will to men…..

Grape Nuts, Disney pics

In my never ending quest to be healthier I decided to pick up a box of Grape Nuts at the grocery store. High fiber, little of the bad stuff a smart choice. Blech. They should call it breakfast cement. The stuff looks like little pebbles. When you add milk, no matter how much milk, it soaks it all up and expands in size. You are left eating a bowl of what looks like concrete mix with little to no taste. Not recommended.

The pics are up from Disney. I started out on fire, snapping pics left and right. As the day wore on my inspiration faded as my thoughts turned to warming up. Enjoy.