I thought of something, Pope Creepy
So the new Pope is visiting America, yay. This pope is a very creepy looking pope. It appears that his actions match his looks. He was second in command to the old pope for a long time. Evidently when case after case of catholic church priests performing various sexual acts with mostly young boys reached epidemic proportions, Pope Creepy put out a memo instructing church officials to try to not address the claims until the statute of limitations had run out, smooth move. Even with the churches attempts to sidestep the law they have paid out hundreds of millions of dollars in an attempt to quietly settle these cases with minimal media attention. The Catholic church to me is in a word, disgusting. They are some of the biggest hypocrites walking the face of the planet. To see people fill stadiums to see the ring leader of this gang of child molesters ride around in his modified Mercedes Popemobile is pathetic. To me, religion in general is one of the biggest scams going on this planet.